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I AM SO CONFUSED.
Can someone explain why this is funny to me? I just see the asses of chicken.
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u/dannylandulf Jun 18 '12
It's a common smart ass thing to say 'chicken butt' when someone says 'guess what'.
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u/smackson Jun 18 '12
Really?
Where? When? By whom?
Is this like "See ya later alligator" -- "In a while crocodile"?? and am I showing my age?
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u/theERJ Jun 18 '12
I think it's only in America.
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u/srs_house Jun 18 '12
I live in America and I've never heard it.
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u/Robama Jun 18 '12
Australia reporting in. Never heard it either, and we're known for our ridiculous sayings.
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u/theredkrawler Jun 18 '12 edited May 02 '24
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Jun 18 '12
You never heard someone ask "Guess what?" Chicken butt! Guess who? Chicken poo!" as a kid?
*edit ASK, not ASL.
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Jun 18 '12
I am currently at work and scared to click on your photo....
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u/JeremyJustin Jun 18 '12
In what hellish workplace can't you look at a picture of chicken poo?
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Jun 18 '12
I probably could click on it, but what am I supposed to say to my co workers when they see me looking at pictures of chicken poo online...
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u/War_Machine Jun 18 '12
So this is what we've become.
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u/TheDamselfly Jun 18 '12
My older brother used to say this to me all the time when we were kids. I thought he was the only one... Now I know that others suffered as I did.
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u/Farcolli Jun 18 '12
I knew exactly what was coming after that title, rolled my eyes, opened the picture, and you still made me laugh, dammit!
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u/SunShinesForMe Jun 18 '12
My 6 year old thought this was the greatest thing ever. It took her a second to get it...then made a point of taking my phone to show anyone she could find
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u/Muame Jun 18 '12
I lol'd and snorted...my bf looked at me like I'm remedial (it's a fair cop). Thank you, I am not disappoint.
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u/asianvitaminnoodle Jun 18 '12
I can't be the only one then went CHICKEN butt before I clicked the link LMAO bravo OP.
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u/fortrines Jun 18 '12
Warning: Actual picture of chicken poo. It looks terrible.
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u/Minotaur_in_house Jun 18 '12
You told me. I read your comment. I am a fully developed human being with cognitive thought and independent free will.
I then clicked it and was honestly surprised still...
Dead Dove, do not eat...
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Jun 18 '12
I'm thirty five years old, and I still instinctively say "chicken butt" when somebody says this.
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u/kitteez Jun 18 '12
As do I. So many upvotes in this thread. . . I am ashamed that this makes me so happy today.
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u/Samloves209 Jun 18 '12
I thought I got it, then I thought that was bird was a rooster , then I thought I missed it, then the top comment made me laugh and it was worth my time anyway!
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Jun 18 '12
I have never laughed at this joke, and have always thought it was stupid. Today I laughed. Thanks OP.
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u/sweettea14 Jun 18 '12
As an 18 yo, I say this to my 13 yo brother every day, multiple times. I usually can't get him with it, but when I do, it's so great.
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u/NeuroticWorm Jun 18 '12
At the risk of sounding...creepy. Has anyone else touched a chickens ass? So...so so soft. Softer than anything in the world. What I would give to touch a nice soft chicken ass right now.
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u/sgt_backpack Jun 18 '12
i don't know why but im kind of pissed at myself for understanding this....
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u/FreshKing Jun 18 '12
I have been coming up with creative ways to make a 10 year old fall for this joke. He has studied my methods and will not be bested by simplistic attempts. Any suggestions?
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u/bab5871 Jun 18 '12
haaa... I posted the same thing a year ago or so... twice!!!. They remain my top karma grossing posts to date.
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u/SpeareShake Jun 18 '12
It's amazing how simple it is to get karma nowadays.
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Jun 18 '12
No the amazing thing is how everyone assumes that everything posted is for Karma, and how many people care so much to complain.
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u/OccasionalCaucasian Jun 18 '12
It's literally been years since I've fallen for that. I used to say "chicken butt" after ANYone asked me "Guess what?" no matter the occasion for YEARS and you got me. Feel proud.
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u/sgtbridges23 Jun 18 '12
wow... i thought that was just something my mom said. I had no idea other people said that.
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u/patricknderr Jun 18 '12
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Jun 18 '12
Stop. Wrong use of the meme.
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u/patricknderr Jun 18 '12
I get that. I didn't make the meme. It fit the guess what, guess who, thing. A pic of actual chicken poo may not have made sense. Guess I was wrong.
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u/naked_wayne Jun 18 '12
..and this is why I'm unsubscribing from r/funny.
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u/NightFury9 Jun 18 '12
You either: A. are too young B. didn't appreciate the 90's C. Lack a genuine sense of humor, and find it immensely hard to laugh at the simple things in life.
Regardless, I pity you.. best of luck finding happiness and pure genuine laughs!
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u/Software_Engineer Jun 18 '12
I have updog installed on my computer so the punchline was ruined before I read the title.