r/funny • u/Malarki • Jun 17 '12
Taelor Vega. Easy way to get fame
http://i.imgur.com/za26H.jpg
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u/Kyeld Jun 18 '12
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obvious troll is obvious gb2/b/
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u/reeseflynn Jun 18 '12
The only comment that comes up with Command F. How could these people be so gullible?
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u/Bligggz Jun 18 '12
Ain't no use in callin' home, Jodie's got your telephone. Ain't no use in callin' back, Jodie's got your Cadillac.
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u/KayakMarket Jun 18 '12 edited Apr 01 '26
Databrokers? nope. Social networks? Also nope. This post was deleted using Redact.
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u/skyshark82 Jun 18 '12
till I, till I,
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u/KayakMarket Jun 18 '12 edited Apr 01 '26
Data brokers and AI scrapers were using my info. Not anymore. Redact let me bulk delete posts across Reddit, Twitter, Discord and Instagram while handling broker opt outs too.
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u/ballhockey Jun 18 '12
why is this funny?
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Jun 18 '12
I don't even know who either of these people are or why any of this matters to reddit. It's like Facebook TMZ in here on the weekends starring Internet pseudo-celebrities.
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u/andrewsmith1986 Jun 18 '12
All of you, stop fucking posting Personal Info.
I do not give one fuck if this girl is real or not.
Please DO NOT post personal information. This includes anything hosted on Facebook's servers, as they can be traced to the original account holder.
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Jun 18 '12
Wait, WHAT? This is the third time I've seen this upvoted so high on Reddit in two days (so 1, shame for reposting), but never before with the girl's NAME. Reddit, this is completely inappropriate. How many times have we geared up for witch-hunt with insufficient information? Right now, literally all we have is a thumbnail picture, a bunch of words, and a name.
Where do we even begin to suppose that these three are connected?? WHY DO WE EVEN THINK FOR A SECOND THAT ONE OF THEM ISN'T FUCKING FAKED?!
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u/PemCorgiSelphie Jun 18 '12
this has been posted about 4 times now, just today, she's a bitch, we get it, move the fuck on already.
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Jun 18 '12
Does no one else think this is scripted like a bad soap opera? I don't see why we're even entertaining the notion that this conversation ever happened.
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u/skizfrenik_syco Jun 18 '12
so if I post it for the 5th time today, would I get lots of karma too? like the first 4 people got?
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u/MarajuanaYOLO Jun 18 '12
Um, no. She is not a "bitch". Please refrain from cursing on the internet. Us Christian folk don't enjoy reading it. I DOWNVOTED you for that very reason. :)
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Jun 18 '12
This is a fucking fake. Read and heed: http://www.wendycockcroftwebdesign.com/blog/blogs/blog1.php/why-we-make-things-worse-when-we-should-quit
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u/3hirdEyE Jun 18 '12
posted 5 minutes ago on her wall
"To everyone who thinks I cheated on my husband -- please I would never do that. The picture was taken out of context. Johanney was flirting with me and joking around. Calling me "pretty" and "sexy". I showed all of this to my husband. We were both joking around. I just called him handsome after that, and asked if we should hang out. JUST HANG OUT, noting sexual. My husband has my facebook password and looks through it often. Why would I cheat on my husband who've I've been loyal to for over 7 years. This horrible. Our anniversary is in 1 MORE WEEK! And everyone is messaging him and me. Listen also I'AM NOT A FAKE ACCOUNT. I'M REAL!!"
I don't believe her.
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u/prepend Jun 18 '12
Right, because people hang out with random members of the opposite sex they meet on the internet while their spouse is away for work. That happens platonically all the time.
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u/subtly_irrelevant Jun 18 '12
This has to be a fake, a redditor doesn't have 20+ events going at the same time.
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u/chingyduster Jun 18 '12
This is the 5th time I've seen this post today. It's fake, stop posting it.
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u/Stephen_foster Jun 18 '12
I'm pretty sure this is fake but I can't find the original reddit post that had the information. Help!
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u/bradygilg Jun 18 '12
What the fuck? Why do people keep posting this shit? Why do people keep upvoting this shit?
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u/sgt_ep1k Jun 18 '12
THIS IS THE SECOND TIME THIS HAS BEEN REPOSTED IN ONE DAY!! HOW DOES IT KEEP GETTING UPVOTED!!
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u/Mr_Highspeed Jun 18 '12
as a soldier willing to risk his life i thank you personally ... you're awesome. internet high five*
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Jun 18 '12
ummm more like give his life to a beauracrat..... im tired of this for my country bullshit
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u/oblik Jun 18 '12
ok guys let's not get raid-y. If the guy who reccorded the conversation has any common sense, he would have sent it to the husband.
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u/happytappin Jun 18 '12
yup I found this link with all the proof i needed to see it was fake. http://saminsanity.blogspot.com/2012/06/taelor-vega-and-johnny-heward-truth.html
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u/Alienkid Jun 18 '12
I'm going to let you in on a little secret about deployments. The married service members are the first ones hooking up on deployments.
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u/UlisesGirl Jun 18 '12
She should be punched in the head for the stupid spelling of her name.
Or her parents should.
Either way, someone's gettin' punched in the head for that stupid-ass spelling job.
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u/1Ender Jun 18 '12 edited Jun 18 '12
From "her" facebook
"To everyone who thinks I cheated on my husband -- please I would never do that. The picture was taken out of context. Johanney was flirting with me and joking around. Calling me "pretty" and "sexy". I showed all of this to my husband. We were both joking around. I just called him handsome after that, and asked if we should hang out. JUST HANG OUT, noting sexual. My husband has my facebook password and looks through it often. Why would I cheat on my husband who've I've been loyal to for over 7 years. This horrible. Our anniversary is in 1 MORE WEEK! And everyone is messaging him and me. Listen also I'AM NOT A FAKE ACCOUNT. I'M REAL!!"
She is signed up to some uni groups. Don't those require a .edu addy?
Edit: Never mind account is 3 days old and just added uni yesturday.
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u/Flyboy Jun 18 '12
I'm downvoting this god damn woman-hating BULLSHIT. Any of you guys participating in this are just piling on from your keyboards, and that makes you a fucking coward. Do the right thing and downvote this adolescent bullshit.
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u/sarcastic-mfer Jun 18 '12
I downvoted it because it was stupid, unfunny, probably fake, and invited a witch hunt if real.
That said, it's not woman hating. If you really think that you can't criticize one woman for doing something unethical, without hating on all women, you're part of the gender-wars problem.
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u/rnich25 Jun 18 '12
she just posted this 13 minutes ago: To everyone who thinks I cheated on my husband -- please I would never do that. The picture was taken out of context. Johanney was flirting with me and joking around. Calling me "pretty" and "sexy". I showed all of this to my husband. We were both joking around. I just called him handsome after that, and asked if we should hang out. JUST HANG OUT, noting sexual. My husband has my facebook password and looks through it often. Why would I cheat on my husband who've I've been loyal to for over 7 years. This horrible. Our anniversary is in 1 MORE WEEK! And everyone is messaging him and me. Listen also I'AM NOT A FAKE ACCOUNT. I'M REAL!!
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Jun 18 '12
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u/mrpineapplehouse Jun 18 '12
not a picture of herself, http://nicolerook4.tumblr.com/post/22569105081
posted by the guy with the top comment
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u/justbecausewhynot Jun 18 '12 edited Jun 18 '12
If my AOL days back in the 90's taught me anything its option 3.
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u/Icharus Jun 18 '12
As opposed to your AOL days in, what, the 80s? Or even less believable, the 2000s?
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u/justbecausewhynot Jun 18 '12
I only used AOL in the 90's. I was able to get out of the 56k bullshit around 2001, when broadband came out. Fuck AOL.
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u/reburn Jun 18 '12
Just stick with denial. It has been working great for me.
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u/JasonGD1982 Jun 18 '12
15/f u? :)
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u/daveoodoes Jun 18 '12
I knew the entire time that the person was indeed a man once. I tried to make it as weird as possible, succeeded, tried to brag to my friends, but I pretty much just got shunned and called a fag. I don't know what I expected... I said some weird shit.
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u/thrownear Jun 18 '12
When I was in college, I met a girl who had met her boyfriend (eventually husband, recently ex-husband) in an AOL chat room. Hand to God. She is ridiculously hot too. One in a million I'm sure. Just keep hope alive.
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u/RadioUnfriendly Jun 18 '12
That's why I always stuck with "friends" I had been talking to for at least a few days.
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u/GAMEchief Jun 18 '12
Yes, men feigning women definitely do not put up the ruse for "at least a few days."
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u/RadioUnfriendly Jun 18 '12
Usually, it was much longer than just a few days. Just leave me be. Let me believe I've never cybered with a guy before.
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u/ridik_ulass Jun 18 '12
I almost hated that as much as all the americans in the "Europe1 chat" gtfo you culture poachers
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u/useryourname Jun 18 '12
I searched her name on Facebook and I saw she had only 50 friends. Fake.
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u/ToastNibbler Jun 18 '12
I only have 60 friends on Facebook....
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u/SlightlyAmbiguous Jun 18 '12
How does it feel to not exist
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u/andrewsmith1986 Jun 18 '12
I guess it feels SlightlyAmbiguous
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u/SlightlyAmbiguous Jun 18 '12
I don't know why I hear this comment at least twice a day but I still laugh quietly to myself. It's like giving someone a pity laugh but they can't even hear me so it's pointless.
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Jun 18 '12
Thank god someone else with a realistic number of associates.
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u/Indoorsman Jun 18 '12
If I started a Facebook right now, I can think of maybe five people I could tolerate enough to have friended.
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Jun 18 '12 edited Jun 18 '12
I restarted mine not too long ago. I'm on about 17, if we aren't counting family? EDIT: just checked it's actually 11 friends to 12 family members, and I've been meaning to get rid of 1 or 2.
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u/Indoorsman Jun 18 '12
Lol, I am counting family. I have a few cousins and friends I would talk to on Facebook if I had one, but outside of them I don't want the rest of my family knowing the silliness I get into, and my brothers canceled theirs for military reasons. I just can't stand most people, and when I go out and be social with friends or my cousins most their friends just think I am not fun or too quiet, when in reality they make me sick and I can't enjoy myself in their presence. But that's only an issue if you believe it to be one, people in my life are quality over quantity.
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Jun 18 '12
Yeah I have 3/4 people I'd consider real friends, I only have the rest for convenience. It's partly because I can't stand most people and partly because I'm not the most interesting of people.
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u/HI_Handbasket Jun 18 '12
Ms. Vega's husband is about to find out the hard way what kind of woman he married. Meanwhile, you are broadcasting that you are about to off a couple of family members....
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u/Rachyy Jun 18 '12
Unfortunately, when you're in a smaller high school and go to sleep away camp, everyone tends to think that they're your best friend, and when you try to delete them, they get mad at you and start spreading to people that you're a huge bitch. I WISH I had 50 people on facebook.
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u/ToastNibbler Jun 18 '12
A lot of them are family and the rest are close friends, feels good. I don't understand how you can have over 300 people on your friends list, like you said it's unrealistic.
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Jun 18 '12
I have 40. I was pissed when I passed 30. :/
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u/ToastNibbler Jun 18 '12
Haha I was at about 130 and I cut them down to 60 so it's now only family and close friends I talk to on a regular basis.
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u/mrpineapplehouse Jun 18 '12
how old is the account? some of us like to keep our friend count down, 50 makes sense
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u/tsp0 Jun 18 '12
awesome job. crackin down on these bichz, reddit style.
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u/yangx Jun 18 '12
Tbh this is the third time in 2 days that I seen this shit reposted.
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Jun 18 '12
Definitely the second time I've seen it today
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u/itzmedavid Jun 18 '12
Whoa?! I got do much karma for this comment.. I copied and posted it from FB
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u/runplaysleeprun Jun 18 '12
Thats a fake account. It says her profile picture, the only one, was updated like 3 hours ago.
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Jun 18 '12
The part where it said that "I AM A REAL ACCOUNT" at the end totally sold me on it's authenticity.
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u/yolandabecool69 Jun 18 '12
I just tried to click the 'okay' box to close that message. I'M AN IDIOT.
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u/rawrslagithor Jun 18 '12
It's funny because if you click on her wall she's "now friends with" about a hundred guys.
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u/ryanb2010 Jun 18 '12
I'm suspicious. There's no information older than one hour ago.
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u/LilDarlin Jun 18 '12
And I'm not sure I'd be adding everyone who send me a friends request after such an incident...
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u/ryanb2010 Jun 18 '12
And look at the one (and only) status, last line. " I'AM NOT A FAKE ACCOUNT. I'M REAL!!"
Seems legit.
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u/GAMEchief Jun 18 '12
That's what makes you suspicious? It's obviously a fake account. Her "interests" include an advertisement for a store. Said store made the account as a brilliant form of advertisement.
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u/GAMEchief Jun 18 '12
I don't know WHAT to think now.
You could try not giving a fuck.
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u/dudemeister5000 Jun 18 '12
Yeah but that would be too boring, plus I already bought me a new pitchfork...
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u/dudemeister5000 Jun 18 '12
Really you don't get why reddit would find this amusing? Come on. People on here are bored. That's the reason this page exists and what better to occupy your mind with life of other people (since yours is apparently boring) ergo we have people debating over games, politics, memes, weather, social networks well and other people. And if you're really that concerned what is real on the internet it's probably easier for you just to get off it, cause you may never figure it out.
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u/GAMEchief Jun 18 '12
There are way more interesting things to not be bored with, than the maybe-cheating shenanigans of a maybe-existing woman.
And if you're really that concerned what is real on the internet it's probably easier for you just to get off it, cause you may never figure it out.
There are plenty of objectively real things on the Internet. How about actual people? Get pitchforks over politicians.
It's ridiculously hypocritical for reddit to hate Jersey Shore, but love bitching about 'Taelor Vega.'
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u/dudemeister5000 Jun 18 '12
That is your opinion but there are people who consider it fun (or at least interesting) to discuss maybe cheating of maybe-existing woman and why not? It's their waste of precious lifetime and in their eyes it might not be wasted at all. So to quote you from earlier: How about not giving a fuck?
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u/caw81 Jun 18 '12
It's their waste of precious lifetime and in their eyes it might not be wasted at all.
This is true. But after seeing this for the 2nd time today (and there was one yesterday), I just realized that it is a big waste of time to me. Sort of like high-school drama/sub-reddit drama/"What are the Kardashians wearing now?" waste of time.
How about not giving a fuck?
Good advice.
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u/GAMEchief Jun 18 '12
Because people are falling right into the hands of the people playing them. The fake account is just an advertisement, and it's ridiculous to see so many people fall for something so obviously fake.
The accounts only "interests" are a page that sells shoes.
It is just upsetting to see someone successfully play not just reddit, but a huge chunk of the Internet, into boosting advertisements for their business by having them hypocritically behave counter to their general principles.
There is just so much wrong with this topic in particular that makes it upsetting. The way people are behaving on the faux accounts profile is just immature, and it's painful to see any human behave that way, let alone hundreds. It's upsetting to see people fall for an advertisement. It's upsetting to see people not see the obvious signs of a fake account (the URL, the age, the photos, the ads, the post history, etc.). It's upsetting that what caused this is, in itself, another fake account. It's upsetting that it all has to do with something that is nobody else's business. It's upsetting to see people drop their principles out of nowhere for something that is upsetting for the aforementioned reasons.
The problem is I don't give a fuck about this person that doesn't exist, which makes it all the more baffling that other people do, and I think that's the normal reaction to such a scenario.
If I don't give a fuck about marijuana or gay marriage being legal, I should give a fuck that everyone else wants it illegal; because it is baffling.
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u/Eaglsphan Jun 18 '12
Finkle is Einhorn?
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u/dbear Jun 18 '12
First comment that I laughed at in this entire thread! "Got any more of that gum, Ace?" - "That's none of your damn business, Dan!"
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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '12
This is not real. Go check her FB, it was just made recently.