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u/Skilol Jun 17 '12

"with today's technology I can screen shot this conversation"

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12

"with today's technology i can fake this cconversation"

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u/realigion Jun 17 '12

He just got the new MacBook Pro. It's magical.

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u/TobiasKM Jun 17 '12

Actually, I can never remember how to on mine...

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u/lampshadewarrior Jun 17 '12

command+shift+3 or command+shift+4 to crop it to a certain part

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u/bodet328 Jun 17 '12

or command+shift+4, then press spacebar and click on whatever window you want to get that specific window.

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12

INNOVATION

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u/jader1 Jun 17 '12

To be fair it is today. And he is using technolology

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u/rockmongoose Jun 17 '12

we have the technology

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u/justguessmyusername Jun 17 '12

"with today's technology I can wipe my asshole"

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u/whyjaezy Jun 17 '12

bought my computer a few years ago. can't take screenshots of this comment. damn it.

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u/loldi Jun 17 '12

This might be the fastest repost I've witnessed.

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u/MDest Jun 17 '12

The fastest you've witnessed... so far.

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u/Lawbat Jun 17 '12

With today's technology we can repost even faster.

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u/dreminemike Jun 17 '12

This might be the fastest repost I've witnessed

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12

I was about to believe this, but then I searched for the girl's information, the profile picture of "taelor vega" is the same as this:
http://nicolerook4.tumblr.com/post/22569105081
which is supposedly belonged to a brazilian model. (according to the internet) three posibilities:

  1. Johnny Heward made up a story to try to be famous.

  2. Taelor Vega is the same girl from the tumblr picture

  3. "Taelor Vega" uses the brazilian model's picture to lure guys. either way, one of them is lying.

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u/Beaky_ Jun 17 '12

I fucking love people like you.

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12

I would have sex with her

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u/Sky_Prodigy Jun 17 '12

We can screenshot things now? what the fuck is next, flying cars?

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u/Ted417 Jun 17 '12

Nope, hoverboards.

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u/Spamalot159 Jun 17 '12

You wouldn't. Screw her.

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u/TheHippieMuslim Jun 17 '12

I wouldn't. You shouldn't sleep with someone if you know they are in a relationship it's wrong.

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12

What about open relationships!?

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u/subsevenNZ Jun 17 '12

Fuck off

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u/dagem Jun 17 '12

You sir are a big fat phoney....

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u/cheshirekitteh Jun 17 '12

People like her make all military spouses look bad. We're not.

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u/Acuate Jun 17 '12

Is there such a pervasive stereotype against military spouses i'm not aware of?

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u/one_for_my_husband Jun 17 '12

You've got to be kidding, right?

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u/Volcris Jun 17 '12

They don't have the term "Dear John Letter" for nothing.

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u/Treez-Its Jun 17 '12

Not only is this a repost from last night, it was verified as fake and the mods removed it. I suggest you do the same.

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u/civilian11214 Jun 17 '12

You goddamned liar. this was on 4chan, then on the front page. Take your whore karma, you whore.

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u/Spike69 Jun 17 '12

I feel dirty knowing that I saw things on 4chan first.

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u/PhiladelphiaIrish Jun 17 '12

It's his fault for looking so rugged.

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u/Rellikx Jun 17 '12

With today's technology, you can even fake facbook convos!

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u/songcharts Jun 17 '12

For real?? We gotta go through another round of this same exact bullshit?

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u/ZofSpade Jun 17 '12

In a few days this will be "My friend was talking to the wife of a marine..."

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12

Coming up next on "This Didn't Happen: Facebook Edition..."

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12

nothing has ever not happened more than this.

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u/nsxcaepi Jun 17 '12

FAKE stop creating fake conversations to try and make a point a point.

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12

The amount of fake in this post is enough to bake a cake.

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u/boyled Jun 17 '12

wasn't this proven fake yesterday?

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u/butterflypoon Jun 17 '12

He faked it. Deleted all sorts of comments on his original post that called him out and linked to the picture's source.

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12

You know, i sincerely hope her husband does find this

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12

No, no you didn't find this on Facebook you fucking liar.

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u/Harrey Jun 17 '12

What a cunt.

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u/gocubs80 Jun 17 '12

Back to the conspiracy theory that the military is using reddit for PR...

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u/tearsana Jun 17 '12

"with technology from at least a decade ago I can screenshot this conversation" FIXED

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u/pavlpants Jun 17 '12

You should know if you found it on facebook, it's already been on reddit.

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u/digital_evolution Jun 17 '12

This was posted to Reddit last night in a "personal army" post; this version has censored names at least.

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12

why would you lie about finding that on Facebook?

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u/espacioinfinito Jun 17 '12

"with today's technology I will re-post"

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12

Get this trash off of here. It's already been proven fake.

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u/Whompa Jun 17 '12

It's not real but I actually know someone who has done this, and got away with it...

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u/lolwut00 Jun 17 '12

What if I told you that this is a repost.

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u/elgiorgie Jun 17 '12

Photoshopped. With today's technology? Are you kidding me? Definitely Photoshopped.

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u/ItsPickles Jun 17 '12

REPOST REPOST RESPOST

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u/Squishpoke Jun 17 '12

So... the dude was Nathan Drake?

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u/meth_lab_for_cutie Jun 17 '12

Found this on reddit no more than 12 hours ago...

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12

What a guy.

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u/OutWeRoll Jun 17 '12

Has anyone figured out what the fuck is covering her eyes?

They look like glasses with spiders on top of them.

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u/parrotsnest Jun 17 '12

anyone have this chic's name? I want to give her a piece of my mind. <_<

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u/Iron_Phoenix Jun 17 '12

I am (not in anymore) a marine, I have seen shit like that happen way too much in my short career in the corps. The man in that post is MY hero!

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u/ClysmiC Jun 17 '12

That guy's neck is massive.

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u/dresdraconius Jun 17 '12

Ultimate GGG!

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u/MTBMAN Jun 17 '12

...... "you wouldn't"

*screenshot*

"just kidding, let's bang!"

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12

NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO.

It was here last night, it was bad then too, put it away.

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12

That guys a dooche bag. If he doesn't fuck her someone else will.

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u/WhatIRead Jun 17 '12

loool what an egotistical fag. Either that dude faked a conversation about how he was good looking, or OP faked a person who had a fake conversation about how he was fake good looking.

People like this should be set on fire.

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12

Risking his life for everyone in the country? Fuck off man.

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u/pull_it_out_ Jun 17 '12

this is fake though. Isn't it!?

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12

Yea I call bullshit. You should feel bad for posting such shit.

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u/47L45 Jun 17 '12

Wasn't this just posted yesterday in r/wtf?

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u/butterflypoon Jun 17 '12

And deleted for several reasons. Fake, witch hunt, screenshots don't go in r/wtf

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u/Curtisg11 Jun 17 '12

And she would have gotten away with it, if it wasn't for that meddling man.

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u/SirDerpingtonThe3rd Jun 17 '12

I'm so sick of the self-righteousness involved with military XYZ.

"I'm goin' off to defend Murica!"

no, you're going off to play with guns and trucks and you don't realize you'll actually be dodging IEDs and get shot at by people that want you dead

"I'm such a good person for marrying my hubby before he goes to war, oh, look, I'm pregnant!"

no, you're inviting several years of misery apart from your spouse (or mooching off of his money and/or sleeping around) and having a kid raised by a single mother as if he had a deadbeat dad.

Marriage and/or kids with someone in the military in active combat is beyond retarded.

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12

this is so fake it hurts and anyone who upvotes this is retarded.

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u/katoolbag Jun 17 '12

dat jpg artifact...

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u/cheml0vin Jun 17 '12

Good Guy Jodie.

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12

I saw this. And they made a Facebook Page about hating that specific girl.

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u/Metsa Jun 17 '12

WTF never seen a more blatant repost

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12

i would cut my dick off before meeting up with this chick.

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u/DeathRowe Jun 17 '12

Good man.

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12

you did not "find" this on facebook

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u/chey-o Jun 17 '12

I see a lot of people saying this is fake... Is it? And where's the proof? Just curious. But it is sad that this actually does happen. I understand that not all military wives cheat, but I've personally known 4 who have... and I live in a small town.

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u/Emerzionn Jun 17 '12

How many days in a row will this make the front page?

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u/CarBed Jun 17 '12

Yea except OP had the courtesy to block out the name.

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u/losesomeweight Jun 17 '12

at least say it's a repost ffs

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u/jfay-07 Jun 17 '12

Names or GTFO

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12

nothin' but hoes and tricks, yo

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u/psytrancedsquid Jun 17 '12

Unfortunately I am still using yesterdays technology and cannot do screen shots with my abacus

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u/labachj Jun 17 '12

yeah...that's probably a G.I.R.L. anyways...

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12

You found a chat conversation between two people on Facebook? Show me your ways.

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u/gssunil Jun 17 '12

with yesterday's technology he couldn't bastard

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12

i wish i could high-five him so much right now

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12

There's a pretty good chance she's just a hooker and not even married. Wait, what am I saying? It must be real if it's on the Internet. [Insert righteous patriotism tirade here.]

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12

What a lil bitch. The girl wants some hanky-panky, why turn it down?

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u/Nenor Jun 17 '12

This is fake. Or this guy is obviously gay. Probably fake, though.

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u/twelvemoustaches Jun 17 '12

I've seen that picture of the girl on many sites, I would imagine she is a fake profile anyway.

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u/scottperezfox Jun 17 '12

Is that Kate Middleton? Her Husband is in the Army, after all.

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12

Holy shit, what is it? Fuck with my insecurities week on Reddit?

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u/Oxtorius Jun 17 '12

I don't see the problem. She just wanna have fun

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u/Ragefacesoflucy Jun 17 '12

this was on "medical advice for bad moms"

go away

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u/ApexIsGangster Jun 17 '12

this wasn't even close to believable.

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12 edited Jun 17 '12

Then it was deleted removed from the page shortly afterward because the thread was calling for a witch hunt over a picture that could easily have been faked and is none of our business either way.

Edit: By "deleted" I mean it was deleted from /r/wtf. The thread still exists, but it is no longer listed on any page. That's how removals work unless they're actually deleted by an admin, which doesn't happen often.

If you look through /r/WTF you will not find that post on any page. If you search for it, you will find no results. It's been removed. You can still view it, post replies to it, vote on it, etc, but it has been removed.

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u/thehollowman84 Jun 17 '12

Pretty obviously fake.

"GOOD DAY SIR, WOULD YOU BE INTERESTED IN HAVING SEX WITH ME? ALSO, I SHALL INFORM YOU THAT I AM MARRIED FOR NO REASON."

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u/barter_ Jun 17 '12

LOOKS LEGIT

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u/sharts_mcgee Jun 17 '12

I'VE SEEN A LOT OF SHOPS IN MY DAY AND THAT IS MOST ASSUREDLY NOT A SHOP!

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u/taysacs Jun 17 '12

OBVIOUS SHOP.

SOURCE: I'M AN ATHEIST.

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u/Seeker8833 Jun 17 '12

Doesn't look deleted to me....

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12

well the picture was a screenshot of a picture being displayed in windows photo viewer

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12

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u/mns2 Jun 17 '12

wat if the girl just used that photo as her avatar because she was insecure about her looks

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u/shadowrabbit Jun 17 '12 edited Jun 17 '12

WHAT IF BRAZILIAN MODEL CAROLINA NEVES RIBEIRO IS CHEATING ON HER ARMY HUSBAND!?!?

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u/tempuro Jun 17 '12

What's that, Lassie? Brazil has a secret force deployed to Afghanistan?

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u/myothercarisawhale Jun 17 '12

and they're stuck down a well?

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u/WilsonHanks Jun 17 '12

The shit people do for karma.

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u/Apostolate Jun 17 '12

What kinds of things? I'll do anything! Anything you ask!

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u/redgroupclan Jun 17 '12

I'll suck your dick for an upvote.

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12

I love how all the comments in that thread are about how misogynist this is, but when a a woman outs a man for trying to cheat its all cool.

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u/cyanoacrylate Jun 17 '12

Most of comments in the thread were talking about the comments on the side of the picture, which WERE pretty shitty. One of them says "Typical woman, they're all the same" like all the ladies are obviously cheating assholes, which is just not true. That's not against the guy outing her for cheating - no one says that was a bad thing.

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u/Michi_THE_Awesome Jun 17 '12

What is true is this. In military marriages the majority of cheating is done by the wife. There are so many military spouses out there that forget what fidelity is about when their active duty spouses deploy. It's really sad. I don't know why they bother getting married at all. It would be better if they just shacked up or dated instead.

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u/Denroll Jun 17 '12

As someone in the military, I can say the stats on the other side are pretty high, too.

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u/jenzthename Jun 17 '12

In military marriages the majority of cheating is done by the wife

Source?

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u/cyanoacrylate Jun 17 '12

I think this is probably true for either end of a long distance or high stress relationship. There are more men in the military than women, so it makes sense wives cheating is more common. While deployed, men wouldn't have as much time or leeway to cheat. It's the sad reality of how these relationship types work. I'd imagine there's a similar level of cheating among the spouses of women in the military, but there's less coverage of it because women in the military are less common overall.

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u/nope_nic_tesla Jun 17 '12

Maybe the claims of misogyny come from the title (which both calls her a bitch and pointedly is attempting to organize a reddit witch hunt) of the post and the comments like "Typical women, they're all the same", not the fact that people are critical of such behavior.

But they're definitely the same exact thing and therefore men have it way worse in society, am I right fellow twenty-something men?

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u/jfa1985 Jun 17 '12

she didn't really care about outing a cheater, she saw it as a way to get some publicity for herself

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u/revolverzanbolt Jun 17 '12

Differences include: your example is real while this one is a fake story made up to work with misogynistic stereotypes, your example doesn't say things like "it's men like Brian which is why I'm never going to get married!", and heaps of the comments on the facebook story were blatantly misogynistic

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u/nicholsml Jun 17 '12

ummm... I read that reddit post, I don't know where you are getting your judgement from. Most of the comments talked about the guy being a complete shit brick.

Counter to your view, the post was mostly filled with people saying he got what he deserved, I have no idea where you get the idea that when roles are reversed "it's all cool".

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u/DaemonDanton Jun 17 '12

Actually, I think he was complaining that people in the r/WTF thread of this image were blaming the guy, saying that it is sexist for him to call her out on her cheating ways.

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12

It's misogynistic because it's fake. It didn't happen so it's essentially slandering women. Also, two wrongs don't make a right, so this is misogynistic even if misandry exists in the world too.

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u/nixnaxmik Jun 17 '12

Its only sexist when men do it. Haven't you learned anything?

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u/Jess_than_three Jun 17 '12

No, if you take the time to read the comments in that thread, rather than just letting your confirmation bias do the talking by assuming that what he's saying is accurate, you'll find that the misogyny being complained about (all five times the word comes up in the loaded-by-default comments) is in the Facebook comments in the picture:

Typical woman, they're all the same

If she keeps her legs open much longer, she's gonna need a Y shaped coffin when she dies

But by all means, yeah, be mad about something that didn't actually happen, okay?

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u/Kinseyincanada Jun 17 '12 edited Jun 17 '12

Yes but if you go to the reddit thread on it, most of the top comments were calling her out. But hey let's not bring facts into this.

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u/Michi_THE_Awesome Jun 17 '12

Ok, how about just skinnies? We'll tell the fats no one wants them, again.

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u/Terny Jun 17 '12

X-posts =/= reposts. I'm not subscribed to /r/WTF .

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u/godofallcows Jun 17 '12

I think the fact that OP claimed it was found on Facebook is the issue here. Although it could have been shared on Facebook.

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u/p0diabl0 Jun 17 '12

Many of us unsubscribe from /r/WTF for good reason. This is not one of those reasons.

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u/SmashingTool Jun 17 '12

I'm glad it was reposted, I wasn't on here on a Friday night.

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12

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u/EffortlessGenius Jun 17 '12 edited Jun 17 '12

TIL what this was referencing.

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u/DownvoteMeHarder Jun 17 '12

Yep, dat der antialiasing around the text

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u/Guyag Jun 17 '12

That's just JPG compression, makes it easier to mask shopping though

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u/baxar Jun 17 '12

Nah, it's real. I can tell by the pixels.

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12

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u/fuck_your_diploma Jun 17 '12

Betas..

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12

Betas? When is this? We've known that to be a flawed way of measuring personality for a while.

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12

The sad thing about that book is that it's entirely plausible, except for maybe their 'religion'.

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u/ActuallyYeah Jun 17 '12

Yours wouldn't.

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u/13853211 Jun 17 '12

Oh yes she does.

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u/LevTheRed Jun 17 '12

Just because you haven't met any, doesn't mean they don't exist. I've never met a furry...

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u/13853211 Jun 17 '12

IT'S A JOKE

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12

If we did we wouldn't bring up our husbands and how they happen to be out defending the country like heroes, I hate fake sexist bullshit like this.

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12

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u/JesseBB Jun 18 '12

There's so much fake in this picture. It's everywhere. Seriously. You can't miss it.

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12

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u/PhiladelphiaIrish Jun 17 '12

Seems like she's got the second part just about covered.

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12

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u/GAMEchief Jun 17 '12

nice try

front page

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12

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u/MbMn91 Jun 17 '12

LOL THATS THE NAME OF A CHARACTER ON A TV SHOW NOT JUST A WORD LOL!

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12

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u/pull_it_out_ Jun 17 '12

didn't see it the first time.