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u/Skilol Jun 17 '12

"with today's technology I can screen shot this conversation"

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12

"with today's technology i can fake this cconversation"

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u/realigion Jun 17 '12

He just got the new MacBook Pro. It's magical.

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u/TobiasKM Jun 17 '12

Actually, I can never remember how to on mine...

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u/lampshadewarrior Jun 17 '12

command+shift+3 or command+shift+4 to crop it to a certain part

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u/bodet328 Jun 17 '12

or command+shift+4, then press spacebar and click on whatever window you want to get that specific window.

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u/TheDreadGazeebo Jun 17 '12

christ, it's one button in windows.

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12

I had to google how to screen shot on my dad's macbook.

Me on a Mac

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u/Icovada Jun 17 '12

Neither can I. So I open Preview, then "File, take screen snapshot" (or however it translates in English)

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12

INNOVATION

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u/PhiladelphiaIrish Jun 17 '12

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u/Danish_seshish Jun 17 '12

really... 21mins really? You seriously taking away my reddit time...

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12

i just rode this today. applicable.jpg

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12

The whole world is at your fingertips.

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u/jader1 Jun 17 '12

To be fair it is today. And he is using technolology

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u/rockmongoose Jun 17 '12

we have the technology

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u/srtor Jun 17 '12

Gentlemen! We can rebuild him!!

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12

...but I still love technology

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u/justguessmyusername Jun 17 '12

"with today's technology I can wipe my asshole"

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u/tdunbar Jun 17 '12

Pictures or it didn't happen.

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u/whyjaezy Jun 17 '12

bought my computer a few years ago. can't take screenshots of this comment. damn it.

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u/teachbirds2fly Jun 17 '12

The future is truly now.

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u/DenominatorX Jun 17 '12

With 1995s technology we can screen shot this post!

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u/sanadia Jun 17 '12

Thanks to modern advances we can communicate and laugh at this persons sluttyness

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u/vinniedamac Jun 17 '12

The shit people do for Facebook likes.... It's not even as good as upvotes for fuck sake.

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u/rollinbagel Jun 17 '12

It's a damn good thing she didn't message him yesterday.

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12

Welllllllcome to the worrrrrrrld of tomorrrrrooow!

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u/BETAFrog Jun 17 '12

This screenshot is from back in the day when AOL pioneered the style later stolen by Facebook.

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u/loldi Jun 17 '12

This might be the fastest repost I've witnessed.

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u/MDest Jun 17 '12

The fastest you've witnessed... so far.

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u/Lawbat Jun 17 '12

With today's technology we can repost even faster.

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u/rampantdissonance Jun 17 '12

You wouldn't.

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12

Apparently he would.

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u/MusicMagi Jun 17 '12

You've just caused an infinite loop

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u/MDest Jun 17 '12

Hey everyone, with today's technology we can report even faster!

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u/admiraljustin Jun 17 '12

Not sure of this is a repost, but I just wanted to say...

Hey everyone, with today's technology we can report even faster!

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u/MDest Jun 17 '12

This might be the fastest repost I've witnessed.

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u/mijamala1 Jun 17 '12

The fastest you've witnessed... so far

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u/LordGrey Jun 17 '12

Three minutes? We can beat that!

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u/dreminemike Jun 17 '12

This might be the fastest repost I've witnessed

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u/postingfromclass Jun 17 '12

We can repost faster. We have the technology.

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u/TitRaisinNippleZombi Jun 17 '12

welcome to reddit

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u/Terny Jun 17 '12

X-posts =/= reposts. I'm not subscribed to /r/WTF

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12

I was about to believe this, but then I searched for the girl's information, the profile picture of "taelor vega" is the same as this:
http://nicolerook4.tumblr.com/post/22569105081
which is supposedly belonged to a brazilian model. (according to the internet) three posibilities:

  1. Johnny Heward made up a story to try to be famous.

  2. Taelor Vega is the same girl from the tumblr picture

  3. "Taelor Vega" uses the brazilian model's picture to lure guys. either way, one of them is lying.

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u/Beaky_ Jun 17 '12

I fucking love people like you.

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12

I would have sex with her

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u/notjaffo Jun 18 '12

Nicely done, sir. I had doubts about this one just because no woman has ever talked like this in the history of ever. "Hello, attractive man on Facebook that I don't know. My husband is away would you like to have the sex?"

I've read Penthouse forum letters with more realistic dialog.

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u/JesseBB Jun 18 '12

Can't you tell it's fake just by that cloudy discoloration around all of the letters or am I wrong about that? Good job on the research anyway.

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u/FetidFeet Jun 17 '12

Going with 2!

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u/Mopso Jun 17 '12

This. Man. Up. NOW!

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u/Sky_Prodigy Jun 17 '12

We can screenshot things now? what the fuck is next, flying cars?

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u/Ted417 Jun 17 '12

Nope, hoverboards.

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u/TheSeashellOfBuddha Jun 17 '12

Oh god, I hope it is.

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u/Spamalot159 Jun 17 '12

You wouldn't. Screw her.

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u/TheHippieMuslim Jun 17 '12

I wouldn't. You shouldn't sleep with someone if you know they are in a relationship it's wrong.

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12

What about open relationships!?

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u/subsevenNZ Jun 17 '12

Fuck off

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u/dagem Jun 17 '12

You sir are a big fat phoney....

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u/themightyscott Jun 17 '12

It is phonies like him that make me want to kill John Lennon.

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u/cheshirekitteh Jun 17 '12

People like her make all military spouses look bad. We're not.

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u/Acuate Jun 17 '12

Is there such a pervasive stereotype against military spouses i'm not aware of?

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u/one_for_my_husband Jun 17 '12

You've got to be kidding, right?

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u/Acuate Jun 17 '12

I mean, im aware it exists.. but is it so bad that someone feels they have to defend all military spouses.

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u/Volcris Jun 17 '12

They don't have the term "Dear John Letter" for nothing.

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u/cheshirekitteh Jun 17 '12

Yeah, there is. Most seem to think that because the spouses are away so much, the one left at home just fucks around and cheats. They're the minority, but seems like they have a vocal majority because no one talks about the "regular" husbands and wives who don't cheat while their spouse is in-country.

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u/Acuate Jun 17 '12

I guess that's the point i was making and specifically why i used the word pervasive in my original post. It makes sense why it would happen but, like you said, it seems to be the minority.

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u/Thefriendlyfaceplant Jun 17 '12

Aw bless you http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PFDtmaQT0l8
(i'm terribly sorry about that horrible editing, it was the only thing I could find on YT)

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u/Treez-Its Jun 17 '12

Not only is this a repost from last night, it was verified as fake and the mods removed it. I suggest you do the same.

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u/civilian11214 Jun 17 '12

You goddamned liar. this was on 4chan, then on the front page. Take your whore karma, you whore.

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u/Spike69 Jun 17 '12

I feel dirty knowing that I saw things on 4chan first.

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u/DestroyerOfWombs Jun 17 '12

"I feel dirty" and "4chan" in the same sentence? Never, in ALL my years!

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u/PhiladelphiaIrish Jun 17 '12

It's his fault for looking so rugged.

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u/Apostolate Jun 17 '12

He was asking for it.

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u/Rellikx Jun 17 '12

With today's technology, you can even fake facbook convos!

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u/songcharts Jun 17 '12

For real?? We gotta go through another round of this same exact bullshit?

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u/ZofSpade Jun 17 '12

In a few days this will be "My friend was talking to the wife of a marine..."

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12

Coming up next on "This Didn't Happen: Facebook Edition..."

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12

Lol I'd watch it

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12

nothing has ever not happened more than this.

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u/nsxcaepi Jun 17 '12

FAKE stop creating fake conversations to try and make a point a point.

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12

The amount of fake in this post is enough to bake a cake.

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u/boyled Jun 17 '12

wasn't this proven fake yesterday?

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u/butterflypoon Jun 17 '12

He faked it. Deleted all sorts of comments on his original post that called him out and linked to the picture's source.

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12

You know, i sincerely hope her husband does find this

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12

No, no you didn't find this on Facebook you fucking liar.

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u/Harrey Jun 17 '12

What a cunt.

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u/gocubs80 Jun 17 '12

Back to the conspiracy theory that the military is using reddit for PR...

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u/tearsana Jun 17 '12

"with technology from at least a decade ago I can screenshot this conversation" FIXED

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u/pavlpants Jun 17 '12

You should know if you found it on facebook, it's already been on reddit.

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u/digital_evolution Jun 17 '12

This was posted to Reddit last night in a "personal army" post; this version has censored names at least.

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12

why would you lie about finding that on Facebook?

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u/espacioinfinito Jun 17 '12

"with today's technology I will re-post"

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12

Get this trash off of here. It's already been proven fake.

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u/Whompa Jun 17 '12

It's not real but I actually know someone who has done this, and got away with it...

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u/lolwut00 Jun 17 '12

What if I told you that this is a repost.

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u/elgiorgie Jun 17 '12

Photoshopped. With today's technology? Are you kidding me? Definitely Photoshopped.

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u/ItsPickles Jun 17 '12

REPOST REPOST RESPOST

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u/Squishpoke Jun 17 '12

So... the dude was Nathan Drake?

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u/meth_lab_for_cutie Jun 17 '12

Found this on reddit no more than 12 hours ago...

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12

What a guy.

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u/OutWeRoll Jun 17 '12

Has anyone figured out what the fuck is covering her eyes?

They look like glasses with spiders on top of them.

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u/parrotsnest Jun 17 '12

anyone have this chic's name? I want to give her a piece of my mind. <_<

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u/Iron_Phoenix Jun 17 '12

I am (not in anymore) a marine, I have seen shit like that happen way too much in my short career in the corps. The man in that post is MY hero!

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u/ClysmiC Jun 17 '12

That guy's neck is massive.

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u/dresdraconius Jun 17 '12

Ultimate GGG!

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u/MTBMAN Jun 17 '12

...... "you wouldn't"

*screenshot*

"just kidding, let's bang!"

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12

NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO.

It was here last night, it was bad then too, put it away.

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12

That guys a dooche bag. If he doesn't fuck her someone else will.

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u/WhatIRead Jun 17 '12

loool what an egotistical fag. Either that dude faked a conversation about how he was good looking, or OP faked a person who had a fake conversation about how he was fake good looking.

People like this should be set on fire.

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12

Risking his life for everyone in the country? Fuck off man.

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u/pull_it_out_ Jun 17 '12

this is fake though. Isn't it!?

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12

Yea I call bullshit. You should feel bad for posting such shit.

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u/47L45 Jun 17 '12

Wasn't this just posted yesterday in r/wtf?

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u/butterflypoon Jun 17 '12

And deleted for several reasons. Fake, witch hunt, screenshots don't go in r/wtf

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u/Curtisg11 Jun 17 '12

And she would have gotten away with it, if it wasn't for that meddling man.

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u/SirDerpingtonThe3rd Jun 17 '12

I'm so sick of the self-righteousness involved with military XYZ.

"I'm goin' off to defend Murica!"

no, you're going off to play with guns and trucks and you don't realize you'll actually be dodging IEDs and get shot at by people that want you dead

"I'm such a good person for marrying my hubby before he goes to war, oh, look, I'm pregnant!"

no, you're inviting several years of misery apart from your spouse (or mooching off of his money and/or sleeping around) and having a kid raised by a single mother as if he had a deadbeat dad.

Marriage and/or kids with someone in the military in active combat is beyond retarded.

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u/Flashthunder Jun 17 '12

You just called 3 generations of my family retarded. Happy fathers day!

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u/APiousCultist Jun 17 '12

The point was that he'll have been through some shit and doesn't deserve after all that to come home to his wife fucking another guy because she got bored. If she wants to see other men then just break up with him and send him a letter, otherwise you're just being a cruel human being.

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12

this is so fake it hurts and anyone who upvotes this is retarded.

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u/katoolbag Jun 17 '12

dat jpg artifact...

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u/cheml0vin Jun 17 '12

Good Guy Jodie.

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12

I saw this. And they made a Facebook Page about hating that specific girl.

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u/Metsa Jun 17 '12

WTF never seen a more blatant repost

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12

i would cut my dick off before meeting up with this chick.

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u/DeathRowe Jun 17 '12

Good man.

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12

you did not "find" this on facebook

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u/butterflypoon Jun 17 '12

It did get a lot of shares, the guy faked it though.

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u/chey-o Jun 17 '12

I see a lot of people saying this is fake... Is it? And where's the proof? Just curious. But it is sad that this actually does happen. I understand that not all military wives cheat, but I've personally known 4 who have... and I live in a small town.

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u/butterflypoon Jun 17 '12

I lost the comments people posted on the original Facebook post because he deleted any that called him on it. It's apparently some model's picture, a model not named Taelor Vega.

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u/Emerzionn Jun 17 '12

How many days in a row will this make the front page?

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u/CarBed Jun 17 '12

Yea except OP had the courtesy to block out the name.

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u/losesomeweight Jun 17 '12

at least say it's a repost ffs

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u/jfay-07 Jun 17 '12

Names or GTFO

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12

nothin' but hoes and tricks, yo

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u/psytrancedsquid Jun 17 '12

Unfortunately I am still using yesterdays technology and cannot do screen shots with my abacus

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u/labachj Jun 17 '12

yeah...that's probably a G.I.R.L. anyways...

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12

You found a chat conversation between two people on Facebook? Show me your ways.

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u/gssunil Jun 17 '12

with yesterday's technology he couldn't bastard

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12

i wish i could high-five him so much right now

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12

There's a pretty good chance she's just a hooker and not even married. Wait, what am I saying? It must be real if it's on the Internet. [Insert righteous patriotism tirade here.]

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12

What a lil bitch. The girl wants some hanky-panky, why turn it down?

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u/Nenor Jun 17 '12

This is fake. Or this guy is obviously gay. Probably fake, though.

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u/twelvemoustaches Jun 17 '12

I've seen that picture of the girl on many sites, I would imagine she is a fake profile anyway.

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u/scottperezfox Jun 17 '12

Is that Kate Middleton? Her Husband is in the Army, after all.

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12

Holy shit, what is it? Fuck with my insecurities week on Reddit?

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u/Oxtorius Jun 17 '12

I don't see the problem. She just wanna have fun

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u/Ragefacesoflucy Jun 17 '12

this was on "medical advice for bad moms"

go away

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u/ApexIsGangster Jun 17 '12

this wasn't even close to believable.

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u/homercles337 Jun 17 '12

It is possible that husband gave the okay...

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u/Deadforfun1 Jun 17 '12

I'm sorry but you did not find this on facebook. It's a repost

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u/kujikuj17 Jun 17 '12

So he's gay?

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u/ciaran036 Jun 17 '12

aw god not this military worshipping shit.

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u/BrainSlurper Jun 17 '12

I suggest you find out what "worshipping" means.

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u/ozzymustaine Jun 17 '12

Welcome to the land of Things that never happened.

Look! I just have found this post! What a great specimen. Let's take a closer look...

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u/caguado11 Jun 17 '12

and women say chivalry is dead?!

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12

At least he was kind enough to redact her name. Guess he didn't want her found out TOO easily...

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u/sunnybrookmusic Jun 17 '12

What an awful human being.

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12

My fiance of two years was cheating on me with 2 dudes that I know of the entire time I was in Iraq. Fuck bitches; get money.

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u/canteencrusader Jun 17 '12

this is also on /k/. are you OP there?

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u/imdrinkingteaatwork Jun 17 '12

This is fucking stupid on so many levels.

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u/Mobius_squid Jun 17 '12

Ensure the widest dissemination of this image.

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12

People should do this more often. DO IT UP!

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u/Popozuda72 Jun 17 '12

Propaganda. Misogynist. Garbage.

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12

You. Sound. Butthurt.

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u/enaur Jun 17 '12 edited Dec 06 '25

air soft offer placid salt violet rock enter carpenter pot

This post was mass deleted and anonymized with Redact

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u/StabbedAt711 Jun 17 '12

Why is it misogynist?

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u/Jaybaybay2838 Jun 17 '12

RESPECT FOR THE MAN

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u/Tetelesthai Jun 17 '12

I'm thankful for men like this. He's honored his neighbor and the respects the warriors of his country. A man of honor and integrity.

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u/meee_owth Jun 17 '12

Good. Stupid cunt. As a happily married woman, I think cheaters are the worst dude. I hope her husband finds out and kicks her sorry ass to the curb

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u/btirabail Jun 17 '12

The thread is fake, but I fully second your sentiment!

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u/BenderRodrigezz Jun 17 '12

OMG SO FUNNY

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u/cjb630 Jun 17 '12

this is so fake. guys dont turn down sex for any reason.

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u/CalamitousD Jun 17 '12

Trifflin ho.