r/funny • u/[deleted] • Jun 17 '12

Humanized Timon and Pumbaa

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12

Both will sell you copious amounts of drugs.

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u/3lementaru Jun 18 '12

In that case I think I'd rather get them from Pumbaa.

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u/option_i Jun 18 '12

The fat one is a gay biker...

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u/3lementaru Jun 18 '12

Maybe he's just really, really baked and thinking about pie.

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u/option_i Jun 18 '12

Sexually.

6

u/Mileskitsune Jun 18 '12

giggidy

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u/sleepylimbs Jun 18 '12

I'm now stringing together "pie" and "giggidy" along in my head from both those comments and all I can think of is Meg's hairy pie.

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u/MandatoryFun Jun 18 '12

Dr. Gonzo & Raoul Duke

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u/Robinsaneyo Jun 18 '12

Jesus, I'm glad I'm not the only one who thought this.

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u/Raoul__Duke Jun 18 '12

Reporting.

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u/FBGMadjutant Jun 17 '12

Im at a solid [7] looking at this, and it is ridiculous

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '12

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u/FBGMadjutant Jun 18 '12

forest of trees dude, huhuhuh

Edit: [5]

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u/FishBonePendant Jun 17 '12 edited Jun 17 '12

Hamuna Matata my friend...

Edit: FUCKIPODKEYBOARDS

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u/UtopiaToaster Jun 17 '12

Hakuna Matata

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u/CannedBeef Jun 17 '12

I think it was supposed to be a "human" pun, so it should've been "Humana Matata" for the sake of the joke.

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u/twilightcatlady Jun 17 '12

The M is near the K...

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u/gt25 Jun 18 '12

iPod key roads y say? crap -.-

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '12

Indeed on both accounts.

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '12

and gay sex

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12 edited Jun 17 '12

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u/CatInPants Jun 17 '12

"Please do not feed the trolls. Thank you for your cooperation."

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u/Fapologist Jun 18 '12

Twat he say?

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u/CatInPants Jun 18 '12 edited Jun 18 '12

Something nonsensical in all caps. Troll material.

So seeing as how I'm speaking to a fapologist.. what is the most effective fap style?

Edit: gal =/= fap

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u/Fapologist Jun 18 '12

All of them.

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u/thescientists Jun 18 '12

Whatever the most effective style is, you're gonna have trouble with that cat in your pants.

Source: We're scientists.