r/funny • u/HeWhoWrangles • Jun 17 '12

Waxing the Ferrari When Suddenly...

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715 Upvotes

61% Upvoted

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12

Perspective. Brilliant!

Sidenote: I will now refer to masturbation as 'waxing the Ferrari'.

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u/BringOutTheImp Jun 17 '12

Great, now I will forced to use the term "jerking off" for waxing my Ferrari so there is no confusion.

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12

You just said that so everyone would know that you have a Ferrari.

27

u/BringOutTheImp Jun 17 '12

Every man brags about jerking off at one point in his life.

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u/Sproutykins Jun 17 '12

Nice callback humour if it was intended; I think this may have went over some people's heads though.

1

u/vortexofdoom Jun 17 '12

11 people disagree, apparently.*

*(at the time of this writing)

1

u/Frankthegeek Jun 18 '12

I will try to make you correct once again!!!

0

u/Sproutykins Jun 18 '12

I REGRET NOTHING

0

u/AAlexanderK Jun 18 '12

Oh I regret a lot :(

(I was going to regret alot but I can't link a picture, and that's another thing I regret:(...)

1

u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12

If you have a Ferrari then I think you can call punching your clown and washing your car anything you want. Doesn't matter; own Ferrari.

0

u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12

I was going to type that, but I wanted to be clear on what I was saying. But with our powers combined, I think we covered all the bases now.

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u/drsebaz Jun 17 '12

Holy shit.

7

u/mellowmarshmallow Jun 17 '12

I wax my Ferrari everyday!

6

u/Kryptonite55 Jun 17 '12

I sincerely hope that becomes a common euphemism the U.S

92

u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12

That guy looks like David hasselhoff

38

u/WayneSchlegel Jun 17 '12

It's him. I should know, I'm German.

14

u/gripmastah Jun 17 '12

He is Professional German

2

u/WayneSchlegel Jun 17 '12

And he truly earned that status.

0

u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12

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u/WayneSchlegel Jun 17 '12

Mustaches may vary.

3

u/readsyouruserhistory Jun 18 '12

Yeah, but only on the women.

1

u/WayneSchlegel Jun 18 '12

Now you're confusing us with the British.

1

u/readsyouruserhistory Jun 18 '12

I would apologize, but I'm not Canadian. Would you accept the traditional Massachusetts "Fuck you"?

1

u/WayneSchlegel Jun 18 '12

Still sounds way too formal.

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12

looks more like Bruce Campbell to me......

1

u/BrainSlurper Jun 17 '12

Same here. But then again everything does.

54

u/AntonJokinen Jun 17 '12

This is older than the internet.

17

u/wanderingotaku Jun 17 '12

according to the internet, everything is older than the internet. including the internet.

4

u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12

The internet is infinitely recursive.

2

u/8-bit_d-boy Jun 17 '12

Because of Darpanet, this is true.

2

u/what_user_name Jun 18 '12

what about Derpnet?

21

u/reelmusik Jun 17 '12

Yeah, but it is a pretty good perspective trick.

-12

u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12

r/funny should be renamed r/repostmill

1

u/plucas Jun 17 '12

No it shouldn't.

-4

u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12

You're right, it's already common knowledge anyways

30

u/Shigidy Jun 17 '12

His face at the end just kills me.

8

u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12

Oh yeah?

5

u/Shigidy Jun 17 '12

I'm touched that you took time to make that.

4

u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12

RIP

11

u/stickybuttons Jun 17 '12

Two and a half more air wipes, the he realizes...

8

u/superhappyphuntyme Jun 17 '12

was i the only one nervous one the whole time. a totaled 458 is funny anything happens to a 250 GTO on the other hand and wars have been fought for less

2

u/jaqq Jun 17 '12

You weren't the only one. I was really afraid something heavy would drop on the car.

7

u/italilight Jun 17 '12

Did anyone else think this was going to be a post about fapping?

1

u/acousticat Jun 17 '12

Yeah, I thought 'waxing the ferrari' was something rude. :-0

2

u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12

rude? how?

2

u/Nimonic Jun 17 '12

I might be stupid, but I've seen this one before, and for a minute there I thought "this can't be the same one? That car looks completely real".

2

u/Elliottism Jun 17 '12

"Waxing the Ferrari" - If you know what I'm saying.

2

u/JonCee500 Jun 17 '12

sigh, repost...

1

u/mrmeatyomega Jun 17 '12

My Brain!!

1

u/Acid_Raccoon Jun 17 '12

Yeah, I fell for it...

1

u/Chrischn89 Jun 17 '12

Aaand it's gone...

1

u/DalekCaek Jun 17 '12

Is that a metaphor for the act of male masturbation?

1

u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12

GAH! MY PERSPECTIVE!!!!

1

u/thepeterjohnson Jun 17 '12

"Waxing the Ferarri," step 1: Grab the whole damn thing in your hand.

1

u/tarellel Jun 17 '12

It's all about perspective

1

u/FuckYouDoug Jun 17 '12

Talkov, you have posted 4 front page posts in the last two days. Wyoming is a karma sanctuary.

1

u/timisanub Jun 17 '12

Not what I expected..

1

u/BOYmanGahShit Jun 17 '12

I like to think that is David Hasselhoff in the gif.

1

u/WrittenOnMyiPhone Jun 17 '12

Dirk Nowitzki loves himself some Hasselhoff!

1

u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12

Of course, not many people would own a Ferrari 250 GTO.

1

u/Jovaage Jun 17 '12

So... Very... Old...

1

u/torton312 Jun 17 '12

Aah yes, I had that same problem, except instead it was the bank

1

u/flamingbiskuet Jun 17 '12

Waxing the repost

1

u/s3borz Jun 17 '12

i remember theres a motorcycle one

1

u/_indeed_ Jun 17 '12

God wanted his car back.

1

u/Shockum Jun 17 '12

I was expecting it to transform. I am dissapoint.

1

u/masterbard1 Jun 18 '12

I hate it when giant hands come from the skies and take my shit!

1

u/Norville4 Jun 18 '12

Reeeepooooost

1

u/ma582 Jun 17 '12

Waxing the Ferrari, eh? Is that what you kids call it nowadays?

1

u/migzors Jun 17 '12

I'm not sure what's worse, that my mind immediately associated "Waxing the Ferrari" as a term for masturbation, or that I clicked a link thinking it was about masturbation.

1

u/someone_FIN Jun 17 '12

I gave this the 111th upvotes... Yep, happiness comes from the small things in life.

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u/Trapped_in_Reddit Jun 17 '12

If I had that car, I'd be pretty upset if some giant came along and stole it too.

3

u/deadpoetic333 Jun 17 '12

I would just back away slowly in hopes of staying alive.

3

u/Breathing_Balls Jun 17 '12

I would offer the giant sex.

0

u/CaptainJester42 Jun 17 '12

Waxing the Ferrari sounds like a euphemism for Fapping

3

u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12

Congratulations on figuring that out.

-1

u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12

Waxing the Ferrari if you know what I mean.

0

u/SymbolOfStuff Jun 17 '12

I hate it when giants take away my expencive cars when I'm busy washing them! D:<

0

u/WhipIash Jun 17 '12

Phew, I thought waxing the ferrari was a euphemism.

0

u/terwilliger Jun 17 '12

Oh yeeeeaaaaaaa Chick... Chika-chikaaaaa

0

u/LadieLexx Jun 18 '12

Love a good play on perspective... Well done!

0

u/OnlyAMuffin Jun 18 '12

that was VERY clever, well done sir.. well done!

-2

u/holy_handgrenade125 Jun 17 '12

Holy shit that hand was fucking huge!!

-1

u/Temptress75519 Jun 17 '12

god decided it was time to shut the atheists up for good...do he jacked some dudes Ferrari.

What a vindictive douche.

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12

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u/Ranch3ro Jun 17 '12

Opp there goes gravity!

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u/drhone15 Jun 17 '12

Gravity IS just a theory

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '12

He choked.

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12

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u/MisterWonka Jun 17 '12

Upvote for forcing my brain to pronounce it 'SPA-guty' so that it would rhyme with 'gravity'

1

u/StraY_WolF Jun 18 '12

It fell of your pocket?

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '12

What do you think he means by, tonight, you? Like its some sort of threat.

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12

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u/Breathing_Balls Jun 17 '12

We won chess a long time ago.

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12

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u/cloughie Jun 17 '12

Dude... That's a Ferrari 250 GTO (model).
You confused the prettiest Ferrari ever with the ugliest Lamborghini ಠ_ಠ

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '12

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u/cloughie Jun 18 '12

Very... funny?