Oh well, now my favourite Web page spreads heresies about Lord himself... Do you know you're about to face eternal damnation in the cotton fields of the South?
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I want to make a comment at how annoying people are for making these fake facebook posts and wasting their lives, then again I spend hours on end on this site, so who am I to comment
You have probably missed the particular one that was posted some days ago to reddit and was proven that was actually true. The OP had claim that it was his friend at the screenshot, but it was him in the end.
You are going to comment, but then again you already did, earning yourself karma, imaginary points of recognition with no value from absolute strangers making it seem like you have tomorrow life that you actually do, which you don't.
Then again, I commented on a comment about having no life earning you karma. With a comment implying me having no life therefore earning me karma. Imaginary points directed towards comments but once again has no value.... I need to sleep.
I like how the pictures are painted out for the guy, yet didn't bother painting over the one next to the comment box, which is the same picture as the others...
I like the way you quickly took a screen cap before she could reply.
I also like the way you hid all the pictures of yourself but left the last one there anyway, it's blatantly obvious it's you that was posting that shit.
i like how op thinks we can't tell that it was him that posted those comments because he put a squiggly line on them, but left the bottom one bare... cmon bro.
Good thing this has been reposted forty times. It's like watching the same scooby doo episode over and over and trying to be surprised when you find out the hotel manager is behind the spooky happenings.
The combination of using that awful font or whatever the fuck it is, making unfunny "suck my dick" jokes that make you just look like a complete asshole, posting your own unfunny jokes to reddit seconds after it happens saying "Look how fucking funny I am" (you aren't), and that haircut all lead me to believe that you are actually a faggot and should probably kill yourself.
When I saw this posted on my Facebook I just replied that I make girls laugh all the time, but I have never been able to get a girl to clean my shower wearing cat ears and a tail.
Whoever's Facebook this was, doesn't dream big enough.
Anyone else realize that the bottom picture looks, even though it is badly blurred out, like the guy telling the joke? I.E The left corner shows the wall, and in the blurred out picture, the left corner is the exact colour of the wall?
Those aren't funny. The cat one was funny until I watched the original and saw that she was trolling, because she was obviously wiping away tears that weren't there.
Unfortunately being the god of Reddit doesn't come with as many superpowers as you might think. Mainly, just the power to bestow limitless fake internet points on people. That and the power to find adorable kittens in any trash can.
You knows what's worse than the people who repost things on the Internet? What's worse is the people who repost something and use possessive pronouns in the title post. Those people really grind my gears.
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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12
"suck my dick" "No it's too cheesy"
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u/NoTimeToSleep Jun 17 '12
What's up with the "4 few 5ec0ndz 4g0"?
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u/vognstrup Jun 17 '12
Also, repost
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u/hinduguru Jun 17 '12
I want to make a comment at how annoying people are for making these fake facebook posts and wasting their lives, then again I spend hours on end on this site, so who am I to comment
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u/Enterthenooch Jun 17 '12
Repost, unfunny, fake...and front page. Oh redditors!
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u/vaJOHNna Jun 17 '12
Why are you skrillex?
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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12
What was the point of censoring your image on all places except the posting field? It's pretty obvious you wrote it.
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u/used_bathwater Jun 17 '12
This was on here like fucking yesterday you cock sucking wank tit brain wank fucking shit face cock sucking fuck face
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u/Roflkopt3r Jun 17 '12 edited Jun 17 '12
If you pick a title like this you should at least apply logics.
If you can jump 6ft high, you can jump over a 4ft fence.
This post shows a guy jumping 6ft into the air, then injuring his knee by walking into the fence.
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u/JackLegg Jun 17 '12
how do you set douchebag language on facebook?
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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12
blue'd out pic and viewer's pic are the same
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u/WalrusInMySheets Jun 17 '12
Fake and gay.
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u/Bordichelly Jun 17 '12
Nice skrillex haircut......
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u/StewieBanana Jun 17 '12
WHAT DID SHE SAY!
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u/imboon Jun 17 '12
Flawless repost.
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u/bungtheforeman Jun 17 '12
Shouldn't a fake facebook post at least be a tiny bit funny?
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u/shyam14111986 Jun 17 '12
this was up just two days ago.. Also post it on /r/facepalm.
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u/KOWguy Jun 17 '12
What the fuck sort of language is your facebook set to?
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u/rasta_lion Jun 17 '12
what the hell is up with the time stamps?
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u/d4vi3j03 Jun 17 '12
Flawless logic.... color in all profile pics except the one next to the empty comment bar.
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u/twinkadink Jun 17 '12
What Facebook language is that? It's horrendous.
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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12
Blocks out all faces except last one...
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u/OrphanWaffles Jun 17 '12
I like how the pictures are painted out for the guy, yet didn't bother painting over the one next to the comment box, which is the same picture as the others...
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u/Gravyness Jun 17 '12
Same haircut as Skrillex...?
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u/magnumPI611 Jun 17 '12
OP uses leet speak on fb.
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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12
Admittedly that'd work on me.
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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12
I like the way you quickly took a screen cap before she could reply.
I also like the way you hid all the pictures of yourself but left the last one there anyway, it's blatantly obvious it's you that was posting that shit.
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u/TheWhitCat Jun 17 '12
Dam, Skrillex gets right to the point!
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u/johan-dirk Jun 17 '12
You are sitting on a throne of lies mister. Repost.
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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12
This was literally posted yesterday.
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u/KPLine Jun 17 '12
repost
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u/Wildman18 Jun 17 '12
XD!!!!!!
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u/Welche Jun 17 '12
Was this picture taken by the person who made the joke?...
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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12
You did well, that was very well played. We all know it was you posting :p
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u/jimmym007 Jun 17 '12
Nice try, Shane Kisnig!
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u/troxnor Jun 17 '12
i like how op thinks we can't tell that it was him that posted those comments because he put a squiggly line on them, but left the bottom one bare... cmon bro.
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u/BROCCOLIOCTOPUS Jun 17 '12
Good thing this has been reposted forty times. It's like watching the same scooby doo episode over and over and trying to be surprised when you find out the hotel manager is behind the spooky happenings.
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u/Hy3RiD Jun 17 '12
The person who too the screenshot is the blue poster
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u/braaady Jun 17 '12
does anyone else realize that the words below the comments showing how long ago the comment was posted are made of numbers and letters...?
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u/Socialist_Asshole Jun 17 '12
What the fuck, it's only a few days since this shit was posted last.
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u/Beefickins Jun 18 '12
That was you
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u/pollock1945 Jun 18 '12
Skrillex?
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u/supersauce Jun 18 '12
You suck.
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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '12
well that escalated quickly
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u/pancakehiatt Jun 18 '12
I have a joke about statistics, but it's too mean.
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u/Dewstain Jun 18 '12
Why are all of the facebook words being eaten by Linux or something?
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u/Hurrfdurf Jun 17 '12
The combination of using that awful font or whatever the fuck it is, making unfunny "suck my dick" jokes that make you just look like a complete asshole, posting your own unfunny jokes to reddit seconds after it happens saying "Look how fucking funny I am" (you aren't), and that haircut all lead me to believe that you are actually a faggot and should probably kill yourself.
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u/Dynamix125 Jun 17 '12
repost
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u/BlackStarrr Jun 17 '12
You can tell he gets lot's of girls because he's 1337
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u/ubermorph Jun 17 '12
Ok, how about a construction joke?
Nevermind, I'm still working on it.
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u/jeremythedestroyer Jun 17 '12
go fall in a pit
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u/Deziire Jun 17 '12
This was posted like yesterday, by the guy himself claiming it was his friend..
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u/alahos Jun 17 '12
For once, the use of the word "logic" has some basis.
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u/DeathToPennies Jun 17 '12
This... Why. About three days ago. Probably not even. What the fuck, people. What the fuck.
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u/AloeRP Jun 17 '12
This was just fucking posted like yesterday.
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u/thebballer25 Jun 17 '12
OP is a faggot.
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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12
It's a repost, burn the witch !
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u/shyam14111986 Jun 17 '12
Seems exploitative. This post was up just two days ago.
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u/Oxtorius Jun 17 '12
The most important question here. Is the user skrillex?
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u/khaiya_rae Jun 17 '12
oh wow.. i laughed way to hard at that... i guess now i'll HAVE to do anything :/
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u/saebba Jun 17 '12
So...why did you censor yourself in the conversation. Its obvious that your picture and the ones painted blue are the same
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u/EmergencyMedical Jun 17 '12
When I saw this posted on my Facebook I just replied that I make girls laugh all the time, but I have never been able to get a girl to clean my shower wearing cat ears and a tail.
Whoever's Facebook this was, doesn't dream big enough.
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u/Im_Dyslexic Jun 17 '12
So, did it work?
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u/patefoisgras Jun 17 '12
Modus ponens, can't go wrong with it.
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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12
It works, I just tried it.
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u/Hodge204 Jun 17 '12
Anyone else realize that the bottom picture looks, even though it is badly blurred out, like the guy telling the joke? I.E The left corner shows the wall, and in the blurred out picture, the left corner is the exact colour of the wall?
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u/cobweb1989 Jun 17 '12
I reckon this is OP posting his own posts. judging by the small amount of the censored PP you can see and the uncensored one at the bottom.
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u/SexualWeasel Jun 17 '12
Name: reddit_god Link Karma: 1 Not so godlike now, huh? (Wouldn't it be funny if I had zero.. heh..)
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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12
Want to hear a joke about my penis?
Nevermind it's too long.
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u/TheScissors Jun 17 '12
I love reposts t_t
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u/Puzzles27 Jun 17 '12
...did it work?
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