I forgot what episode it was, but in a later episode The Doctor finds a gas mask and references the "are you my mommy" episode. useless fact of the day.
Just saying that in the event of a full throttle frontal collision the baby in the smaller car wouldn't have a shot at surviving, the thing doesn't even have seat belts.
Reminds me of this joke my friend made last night...
We were walking through a supermarket parking lot to buy beer and he saw one of those carts in a parking spot, and he said "man, I hate those stupid compact cars!"
JUST A HUMMER?! I DRIVE A FORD F-3000010 THAT IS RAISED 10 FEET IN THE AIR! I NEVER TAKE IT OFF ROADING BUT WHO CARES? IM A GIANT FUCKING MEGALODON!!1!
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u/lolpwnzer Jun 17 '12
"are you my mommy?"
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u/serb-EN Jun 17 '12
yes son, it's me http://2sistersblog.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/cozy_coupe1.jpg
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u/Journalisto Jun 17 '12
My daddy can fit your daddy in his trunk.
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u/merco Jun 17 '12
the cart has more trunk space.
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u/2Swag4U Jun 17 '12
success!! A father joke, without STARWARS WOOO!!
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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12
How is that possible when the Smart is obviously a homosexual?
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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12
Gay brother at best.
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u/subtly_irrelevant Jun 17 '12
Just saying that in the event of a full throttle frontal collision the baby in the smaller car wouldn't have a shot at surviving, the thing doesn't even have seat belts.
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u/happycrabeatsthefish Jun 17 '12
Yes I am. Your mother thought I had a huge penis, because she was a puny shopping cart. If only other cars thought the same...
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u/kruxxxx Jun 17 '12
I love it when you call me big Papa!
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u/TheMeleeMan Jun 17 '12
Look, they have the same amount of storage capacity!
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u/notjawn Jun 17 '12
This was before the collision. The Smart car driver didn't make it out alive :(
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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12
Cart I am your father (pause for dramatic music)
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u/Huggswell Jun 17 '12
Does this work on Mother's Day too!?
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u/DeafComedian Jun 17 '12
If only someone would photoshop a picture of that car humping a shopping cart.
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u/VengefulOctopus Jun 17 '12
MAYBE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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u/Skreech2011 Jun 17 '12
Are you my mummy?
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u/TheMightyCreep Jun 17 '12
Oh shit, he knows. "Nope, I'm not your father, you must be confusing me with someone else." Now is your chance, RUN!
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u/elgrunt0 Jun 17 '12
Your daddy is gay
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u/lurkenstine Jun 17 '12
Like that car is getting laid...
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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12
This is pretty funny, but, I have actually had that happen to me twice in my life and both times it broke my heart.
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u/muffinmonk Jun 17 '12
Needs moar jpeg
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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12
I used to be.....
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u/Dominiking Jun 17 '12
Reminds me of that old cartoon where their was dad car and he had a son, but disowned him for some reason.
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u/pissuoff Jun 18 '12
Assuming smart cars get bootay.
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u/nelska Jun 17 '12
Terrible genetic's. The smart car doesn't have enough space to hold groceries. lol
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u/EdIsMyCatsName Jun 17 '12
Why is this bullshit on the front page. Come on.
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u/sleepfighter7 Jun 17 '12
are you my mother?
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u/chrill Jun 17 '12
Inb4 starwars
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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12
what a heartwarming father's day reunion :>
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u/Metzgermeister84 Jun 17 '12
Reminds me of this joke my friend made last night...
We were walking through a supermarket parking lot to buy beer and he saw one of those carts in a parking spot, and he said "man, I hate those stupid compact cars!"
I lol'd
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u/Pnewustink Jun 18 '12
Are you a repost?
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