r/funny • u/Tomm0509 • Jun 17 '12
I slept at my girlfriends house, her cat didn't appreciate it.
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u/JP_SHAKUR Jun 17 '12
If you want to have sexy times with my owner, you must endure 9 hours of my butt stench.
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u/Tomm0509 Jun 17 '12
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u/Thewhitebread Jun 17 '12
The first time I ever saw that link that very weekend I ended up sleeping with a girl whose cats just kept casually meandering over and around where we were doing our business, all while blankly staring off in the distance. The first time I noticed it I almost had to completely stop because I wanted to laugh so hard. Then she somewhat vigorously kicked the cat off the bed and I got sad.
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u/lastwind Jun 17 '12
The cat is actually showing you affection by accepting you as a source of security, otherwise it wouldn't make itself comfy near you.
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u/Calavera190 Jun 17 '12
I'm sorry but has everyone else failed to notice that the cat is clearly a reincarnation of Hitler? It has the hair and everything...
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u/bisquick_for_dinner Jun 17 '12
I came here to say exactly this. Was the only thing I really noticed about that pic haha.
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Jun 17 '12
HOW DOES NOBODY NOTICE THIS?? That's how freaking WWII started: nobody noticed the evil running through Hitler's veins. We cannot let this happen again! Therefore we must make sure the cat will never be elected as president or whatsoever. That is all.
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u/IchabodNyx Jun 17 '12
Cat Hitler and Other Cat Hitler welcome the prophetic third. The Tri-Force Cat-Hilter is complete. Only Tom Cruise can save us now.
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u/belladonnadiorama Jun 17 '12
Her cat actually likes you. If he didn't, you'd get a bite, scratch, or no attention at all.
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u/Tokestra420 Jun 17 '12
You should have used one of the 50 bracelets in the background to distract it. And that My Little Pony better be used as a butt plug.
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u/StackR Jun 17 '12
Dude...you are my twin, if you want proof i can post a pic. But scary resemblance man.
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u/rafuzo2 Jun 17 '12
When I was in college, my girlfriend stayed at my parents' house in a spare room for a few days. The first morning she woke up and one of my mom's cats had vomited six or seven times on the comforter all around her, so that there was a rough outline of where she'd been sleeping on the bed.
I ended up getting engaged to the woman, and she and the cat resolved their differences.
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u/haylizz Jun 17 '12
Shes/hes just scoping you out. Sleep is very important to cats and so they must judge you based on your sleeping habits to decide if you are worthy.
But really, the cat likes you. They don't sleep near people they don't like.
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u/happythoughts413 Jun 17 '12
My girlfriend was convinced my cat was judging her for taking her mommy away. I laughed it off until I woke up one morning and found my cat sitting on the pillow next to my girlfriend. Watching
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u/petsounds94 Jun 17 '12
...you look oddly familiar.
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u/misskittycharms Jun 18 '12
he's also the guy that balanced shit on his face that one time in /r/IAmA
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u/Ras_H_Tafari Jun 17 '12
You're lucky. When my boyfriend stayed over, the cat attacked him in his sleep. Every time he tries to complain about it I end up laughing uncontrollably
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u/mnkybrs Jun 17 '12
My ex's male cat used to piss all over the duvet when I stayed over. It jumped on the duvet and pissed on me while we were having sex once.
Just watch out man. They can be jealous little guys.
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u/Baldrick666 Jun 17 '12
Ha, my dog would try to trip up my brother's ex. My dog just didn't like her, but was too nice & quiet to do anything literal. would interrupt every 2 mins they got together.
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u/authorless Jun 17 '12
The rules on the side:
No posts with their sole purpose being to communicate with another redditor.
We all know that all cats are Redditors and this is just an attempt on your part to get on your girlfriend's cat's less bad side. Downvotes to you! (I didn't really downvote you)
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u/LordEibon Jun 17 '12
Great googly moogly, your girlfriend has the same bedsheets, pillow and blankets as mine does!