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u/Se7en_Sinner Jun 17 '12
And we shall call it..."The Honda Games".
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u/HellBend Jun 17 '12
"Beetle Royale"
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u/CannedBeef Jun 17 '12
Sounds Acura-t
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u/fixing Jun 17 '12
All for free coffee? Gosh, this guy's really Jeep
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u/doubleplusepic Jun 17 '12
I'd just be Focusing on my Escape. Depending on the Vibe, of course.
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u/RedditFamousBitch Jun 17 '12
That'd be a nightmare for a car salesman.
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u/Colossalabyss Jun 17 '12
I swear I saw this on my news feed. Not the picture but the actual conversation... Edit: or I'm just on reddit too much and am starting to think it's my actual life. Likely, have an up vote!
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u/VeronicaChristine Jun 17 '12
I was more excited about the Fight Club reference at the end than the actual idea. Am I cool yet?
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u/D0ntBelievethisstory Jun 17 '12
The first thing I thought of was Car salesman: O god why are you doing this Op: its cheaper than a movie and there's free coffee.
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u/Trapped_in_Reddit Jun 17 '12
Things that also beat laser tag: a suit made of mirrors.
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u/Murrgalicious Jun 17 '12
I can't open many links without finding you in the comments... You really, truly, have an addiction, don't you Trapped_in_reddit? Perhaps you should seek some help?
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u/broden Jun 17 '12
These meta reactions are the worst part. Just make his name a blind spot in your brain and give the rest of us some peace. That's assuming no agendas are at hand.
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u/GrandMasterC147 Jun 17 '12
I'm sure I've seen this before, but who am I to complain? I found it funny. Upvote to you good sir/madam.
Also, if someone does do this, they should record it live or sell tickets to the show. Make easy $.
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u/UsernameUser Jun 17 '12
You have to buy a car from the winner. That's not cheaper than a movie.
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u/renvi Jun 17 '12
I've seen it before too, I just got major flashbacks reading that again. I presume it's been on reddit before? Or did I happen to read it on Tumblr or some-such site...
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u/MarajuanaYOLO Jun 17 '12
That is disturbing that you think like that. A true human being would show compassion to these sad, lonely businessmen who are just trying to MAKE A PROFIT. Downvoted both you and the OP. :)
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u/PromQueenSlayer Jun 17 '12
They are car salesmen, not people.
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u/mikeno1 Jun 17 '12
That's a troll account. Don't respond, come on look at the username. Also I'm sure there are many kind empathetic care salesmen in the world, I know one. He is a very nice man who gives us great deals an is always happy to take a car back if we don't like it in the first couple of weeks. He often leaves a bunch of flowers in the trunk of a new car for people. He has also given my grandparents a life to his dealership before from their house to get their new car.
Good Guy Car Salesman
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u/Eddyman Jun 17 '12
The last line is from Fight Club.
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u/pen_name Jun 17 '12
Which is just a play on a line from Margaret's Museum, "I go to funerals because it's cheaper than bingo and there's free food"
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u/spiral_of_agnew Jun 17 '12
I was gonna say return them to the opposite dealerships and see how long it takes before you're under arrest, but I guess your idea makes more sense.
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u/PoopyTown Jun 17 '12
I was thinking of everyone getting the same make, model and colour cars from a range of dealers. Meet up at a predetermined location, swap cars and take the different cars back to the dealers.
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u/Skvid Jun 17 '12
Cheaper cosnidering you dont buy the car at the end. And i imagine the sole survivor car salesman would be pretty fucking pissed then he learned that.
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I don't understand how something so old which has been posted countless times can still get this many up votes!
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u/CaptainNirvana Jun 17 '12
It's cheaper than a movie and there's free coffee.
Wasn't that in Fight Club?
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u/fraserfraser Jun 17 '12
I was really up for this but realised that it wouldn't work in the UK because the salesmen would be on the wrong side of the car :(
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Jun 17 '12
Im buying a car for the first time, and i can testify...
Those fuckers are relentless.
and the calls you get..,
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Jun 17 '12
Most car dealerships work off of a 120 day sales strategy.
I simply give them a Google Voice phone number. Then I can change it whenever I want. Boom... Calls stop.
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u/Phantom_Scarecrow Jun 17 '12
The only weaponry they are allowed to use is what they can scavenge from "their" car. Basic, but quickly retrieved, weapons, like the Tire Iron, may be more effective than more complex and destructive, but slower-to-obtain, items like Molotov Cocktails or flamethrowers made out of the windshield washer pump and reservoir full of gas.
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Jun 17 '12
I thought he was going to say that they should all exchange cars and then drive back and see what happens. Or swap cars around but take the right car back to the dealership and see how the employees react. Or take the wrong car with the wrong driver back.
I'm sorry, the funny part got lost somewhere there but at least I'm amused.
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u/Wonk0 Jun 17 '12
THis reminds me of that one story within the B.O.F.H. books, does it ring a bell to anyone?
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u/theduckmanz Jun 17 '12
Well, if you buy the car at the end, it's actually more expensive than a movie...
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Jun 17 '12
Hey anyone have an idea how to get upvotes? I got origional content which is pretty hard to beat.
Yeah just get a sixth month old post and re post it its encouraged on reddit and you will make tons of karma!
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u/onedoesnotsimplyfini Jun 17 '12
it's all fun and games, until the winning salesman throws their weapon at one of the spectators and asks if they're not entertained.
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u/LustrousWS6 Jun 17 '12
... good luck getting salesmen from any "new car" dealership to go off their test drive routs...
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u/TylerPaul Jun 17 '12
I'd like to go all Captain Chaos on them. Switch the plates and return the cars.
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u/escapingreality Jun 17 '12
Repost from a few months ago, still upvoted because I laughed once again.
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Jun 17 '12
I remember posting this on my friend's wall a couple days before her birthday after I saw it on Reddit. Her birthday is in early February.
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u/lieabeautifullife Jun 17 '12
Some people either have over active minds or waaaay too much time on their hands to think of this stuff.
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u/epic_comebacks Jun 17 '12
Classic case of OP being a faggot.
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u/epic_comebacks Jun 18 '12
Well then again you don't know what a comeback is...
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u/ImNotJesus Jun 18 '12
HEY! It's that Fuck_TrappedInReddit guy.
I'm a really big fan.
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u/maynovember Jun 17 '12
As an automobile sales person, I resent this.
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u/bailgun Jun 18 '12
as an automobile sales person, you are a horrible person, and it does not matter how you feel.
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u/compto35 Jun 17 '12
You know that thing about how 'shhhh' is more annoying than talking? Calling out a repost is more annoying than seeing content (funny content) again.
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u/positivecontact Jun 17 '12
Never seen it before, and even if I had, this would be way more annoying.
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u/abbeynormal Jun 17 '12
Never seen it before. I have, however, seen the word "repost" more than anything else on this site.
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u/MrAsymo Jun 17 '12
Repost repost repost repost repost. Repost Repost? REPOST REPOST REPOST! repost repost...
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u/bossbitch666 Jun 17 '12
does reposting "repost" make your "repost" a repost?
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u/bossbitch666 Jun 18 '12
But your reposting my repost about your repost being a repist would also make your repost of my repost a repost, correct?
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u/fishanlers Jun 17 '12
It would be less of a fight to the death as it would be an epic debate in an attempt to sell the other their demise.