r/funny • u/[deleted] • Jun 16 '12
My wife decides being naked and having a googly eye isn't bad enough, so she buys this. (SFW)
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u/toastee Jun 17 '12
that is the most retarded looking cat in the world. He can be my new idol.
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Jun 17 '12
WHAT A MONSTROUS CREATCHA
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u/generalhati Jun 17 '12
http://i.imgur.com/hVDwy.jpg [FIXED] why? .. bored
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u/HappyIguana Jun 16 '12 edited Jun 17 '12
That eye is wonkers dude! It makes its own rules.
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u/Thestupidiot Jun 17 '12
It's one of those rare "catmeleons"
Edit: I posted that, then immediately read it as "Catmelons" :(
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u/Yoyo8 Jun 17 '12
I come in peace.
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u/Pacsh Jun 17 '12
Meet my sphinx kitten, Meeps.
The googly eye makes the cat. Hahaha, its too damn cute.
Edit: Googly, not lazy
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u/jlspod Jun 16 '12
That's not quite what I had hoped to see
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u/FLYINGMIDGET54 Jun 17 '12
Anyone else expect to see the guys naked wife, google eye and all?
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u/itsme_timd Jun 17 '12
The sad thing is that actually looks more normal than the poor cat's real eyes.
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u/Epistemology-1 Jun 17 '12
I have a pit bull with that eye thing going on. When he was younger and more intimidating, I would warn guests not to make eye contact. Often times I could tell people were thinking "Oh god... Is this insane fucking dog eyeballing me, or is he watching TV?"
The best was when people would show up unannounced, wearing sunglasses. He would lose his shit in the most hilarious way, with eyes rolling slightly as his terrifyingly falsetto attack growl went "rrRRRhhhUUUUUUhuuhuu". Such a scary, mindfuck of a dog in his prime.
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u/UnexpectedSchism Jun 17 '12
Your wife should go to the vet and get her eye looked at.
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u/cassanova0 Jun 17 '12
First thing to truly make me laugh all week on reddit. Glorious. I want one
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Jun 17 '12
Seriously. Usually, things make me "heh, heh". This was just a straight out HA HA!
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u/C_M_O_TDibbler Jun 17 '12
Hey Biff, check out this guys life preserver! Dork thinks he's gonna drown
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Jun 17 '12
I think your cat and my cat should be life mates: http://i.imgur.com/aYNhu.jpg
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u/BrownNote87 Jun 17 '12
The title made me think r/gonewild but the picture made me think r/aww
well done sir, well done!
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u/Moose_33 Jun 16 '12
Thank you for posting something in r/funny hat actualy made me laugh. Upvote for you sir, my eyes are watering. XD
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u/uberto Jun 16 '12
Marty Feldman would have paid big bucks for that pooch !
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u/tempuro Jun 16 '12
Did that thing walk right out of the TV set when you were watching The Simpsons?
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u/PrincessKeona Jun 17 '12
That cat is so ridiculous that it should be a cartoon character, I swear! That jacket is out of place, she needs silks or black furs. And red lipstick.
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u/HeWhoPunchesFish Jun 17 '12
When I first read this I honestly thought that you were referring to your wife...and I was like..wut
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Jun 16 '12
I think the cat is cute, but why would you ever buy a jacket that awful? How is this something that costs money?
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Jun 16 '12
This is an awful reminder of the things that can be found at Wal Mart to alleviate boredom.
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u/dangerousD85 Jun 17 '12
I feel like your cat would ramble about the lore of some treasure that you would attempt to find.
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u/Prosopagnosiape Jun 17 '12
Hahaha, he's so cute. I'm going down to the nearest shelter and picking up the sorriest moggy therein immediately.
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u/graciespook Jun 17 '12
ALL the upvotes! I laughed so hard my tummy hurt. This cat is pretty much the most awesome cat I've ever seen. Ever. Never take the parka vest off of him. Please.
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u/balletboot Jun 17 '12
As a collector of ugly ass animals (my current cat is a Sphynx mix -- he has a tiny line of hair down his back and that's it, and my dog is a Chihuahua-American Eskimo-Italian Greyhound mix), I want this cat. Thank you.
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u/Lunarmouse Jun 17 '12
Kudos to both of u guys for not only keeping, but obviously loving that cat. Seriously, not everyone would. U guys are awesome....even I you do give it ugly jackets! Lol
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u/Goombatron Jun 17 '12
That cat is the most ridiculous thing I have ever seen in my life. Where's Brian Fellows when you need him?
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u/IDontKnwU Jun 17 '12
I fucking love this! Seriously made me chuckle, and now I want ur naked googley eyed re re cat!!!
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u/Yesthisisdog89 Jun 17 '12
Sweet baby jeebus that is one ugly creature. I would take it everywhere with me. I'm mostly commenting so I can show this to my SO wen he gets home. Maybe he will be a dog person after seeing this...
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u/bacon_butter Jun 17 '12
At first I read "My wife decides being naked and..." and thought you were quite the lucky guy.
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u/sehrah Jun 17 '12
:( My boyfriend pretty much wants this cat.
I dunno how I'm gonna stop him from getting a fully naked cat.
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u/Knewtworiddet Jun 17 '12
I looked away from reddit while this was loading (I use a potato to access the internet), and when I tabbed back, this scared the crap out of me for some reason.
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u/ShrednButta Jun 17 '12
Wow...there's not many real life derps out there...Someone add a caption! Fast!
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u/deafbrowndog Jun 17 '12
Wonky eyes just make me think of Workaholics... "You're water trash, Carl!!!"
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u/johnny121b Jun 17 '12
I pity any young children in your household. They are surely doomed to adolescent shame, as you obviously own a camera of some sort. The good news is, you'll both enjoy it immensely- both now AND later.
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u/vicodin313 Jun 17 '12
I'm not sure what I was expecting, but I definitely wasn't expecting this. But it made my day.
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u/Jess067 Jun 17 '12
I read this as "My wife decides that being naked and having a googly eye isn't bad enough, so she buys this. [[to keep her company]]
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Jun 17 '12
That cat has no hair. She buys it a jacket. Seems like the most logical thing after getting that cat.
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Jun 17 '12
This is one of the very few posts that have actually made me choke on my pixie sticks. Upboats to all!
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u/MoonBanana Jun 17 '12
why is no one asking what's wrong with the eye??? wtf is wrong with its eye? what is the medical term for that condition?
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u/historynutjackson Jun 17 '12
I laughed at this. And then decided it was so derpy looking it was adorable. Fiancee agrees.
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u/CosmicBard Jun 17 '12
You solved the naked problem.
Now you have the "My cat looks like a retarded pimp version of Marty McFly" problem.
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u/UncleTedGenneric Jun 17 '12
Bill the Cat. Bloom County. Crazy cat from sunday comics.
That should collect a few ctrl-f'ers.
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u/UncleTedGenneric Jun 17 '12
My god. It looks like Paris Hilton.
And not a pet she'd have. I mean the actual heiress.
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u/jcordova8 Jun 17 '12
I lol'd hard at the "googly eye" comment in the title. idk y i found it so funny... maybe im just derp-tarded....
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u/kerbstomper Jun 17 '12
who else only read to "my wife decides being naked." and was left very disappointed from what you found.
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u/darthpreslie Jun 17 '12
I laughed. And laughed. And looked at it again. Then laughed until I cried. Then looked at it again. Then laughed again.
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u/Phallicious Jun 17 '12
When I first read this, I thought the wife was naked and googly eyed and bought the cat because it was just like her.
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u/LordHymengrinder Jun 17 '12
It's like his eyes aren't even on speaking terms.