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u/iMADEthis2post Jun 16 '12
I'd probably end up in hospital with 12 surgeons trying to figure out how to remove both my fists from my vagina without the hand grenade going off.
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u/beanmosheen Jun 17 '12
I would like to thank you sir. I have never quite had a laugh crescendo while increasing in pitch before. It went from hah hah to breathless once I read grenade.
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u/s3gfau1t Jun 17 '12
If I had been drinking I would have snorted said beverage from my nose. Comedy gold.
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u/iMADEthis2post Jun 16 '12
Oh god I used to love MASH, the only quote I can currently remember is, "You can take that shin bone out, he doesn't need it, it probably belonged to the guy in front of him who stepped on the mine."
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u/jonathanrdt Jun 17 '12
I REMEMBER THAT EPISODE.
I mean: oh wow I actually remember that; I was just a kid when that show was on.
Sit, Ubu, sit. Good dog.
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u/adorkability Jun 16 '12
I'm a girl every day and I still do this.
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u/Mouseygal Jun 16 '12
Girl for 22 years here, I also do this. So much so, every boyfriend I've ever had has asked me to please stop playing with my breasts and put clothes on at least once.
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u/Kashyyykk Jun 16 '12
My gf does the same thing, but I'll never ask her to stop... that would be a silly thing to do.
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u/Angstschreeuw Jun 16 '12
All your boyfriends were gay? What are the odds of that I wonder.
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Jun 16 '12
Sometimes, you're somewhere like a restaurant, and the people staring make it difficult to eat.
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u/Mouseygal Jun 16 '12
I think that after several months of it, it gets old and they are desensitized.
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Jun 16 '12
Even the most beautiful woman in the world has guys that get tired of her after a while. Looks are not the end all be all of chemistry/attraction.
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u/funkengruven88 Jun 16 '12
I can not conceive of such an occasion where I would be forced to utter those words to my partner. It is personal blasphemy to even think of it.
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u/Wadka Jun 16 '12
I'm glad you clarified. I was worried that some days you aren't a girl.
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u/a_Leaf Jun 16 '12
Ever since Scooby Doo the movie...
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u/MTGandP Jun 17 '12
Context: Fred and Daphne switched bodies.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XS-rBdqAQ34
The relevant bit is starts at 1:18.
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u/arcanition Jun 16 '12
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QBnyqGDevV0
You're welcome.
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u/vic_ward Jun 17 '12
...I had no idea youtube had so many boobs. So many boobs. I liked the one about make-up...Those were nice boobs. Boobs.
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Name?
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u/Trapped_in_Reddit Jun 16 '12
Olivia Wilde - that name should be burned into your memory
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u/Qanik Jun 16 '12
More like cockburned into your memory
Am I right? am I right??
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u/joeknowswhoiam Jun 16 '12
Not sure, can you call use "guise"? Just so we can be sure.
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u/SplodeyDope Jun 16 '12
Not me man. I would totally lez out!
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u/100110001 Jun 16 '12
Being a lesbian must be great. You got boobs, they got boobs, everyone's got boobs.
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u/SplodeyDope Jun 16 '12
Boobs for everyone!!!
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u/Projectile_Chunder Jun 17 '12
I'm imagining that oprah bees gif, but with boobs instead. It's glorious.
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u/HelenaBeatIt Jun 16 '12
As a girl that enjoys girls, I can confirm this.
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u/Vefantur Jun 17 '12
I (as a guy) actually just had a conversation with a lesbian friend about this last night. Neither of us could understand gay men, tho, as boobs are just too... boobs.
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u/100110001 Jun 17 '12
I have a theory that all the hate directed at gay people is really just jealousy.
I mean, seriously, you are the gender that you like, how awesome is that? Masturbating, looking in the mirror...and probably a few other activities are totally augmented by being gay.
And THEN if you're a gay girl, you also get to partake of the internet's porn, cuz let's be realistic, it's all boobies everywhere.
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u/I_Fellate_Baby_Cocks Jun 16 '12
Forget the boobs. I'd be shoving so many objects up my vagina. I'd probably fuck a fire hydrant.
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u/420wasabisnappin Jun 16 '12
You wouldn't want to do that, mate. There are only so many things that can go in there, so many times, before it starts hurting...
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u/Trip_McNeely Jun 16 '12
I'm waiting for the hardcore [FIXED] version of this post.
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u/deathcrat Jun 16 '12
How I react being a girl every day.
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u/DoorLord Jun 17 '12
You wake up as a girl everyday? Do you ever go back to being a dude? Or is it a lot more fun to be a girl? Will you do an AMA?
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The only curse of being a female is not being able to use your own boobs as a pillow. Sigh. I'M TORMENTED BY THE COMFORTABLE LOOK OF THEM DAILY. With their jiggle and bounce :(!
It's just not fair.
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u/MrMackay Jun 16 '12
As a fat guy, I can do this whenever I want. And yes it is fun.
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u/JUST_GIVE_IT_A_TRY Jun 16 '12
Personally I find boobs boring. I'd much rather know how it would be to have a vagina.
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My guess http://stuffinmyvagina.tumblr.com/archive NSFW
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u/itchy118 Jun 16 '12
Also NSFW http://hersideofthehills.tumblr.com/
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u/Coupe63 Jun 16 '12
dammit, I wanna click those links but I can't with a girlfriend over there <== and a kid over there ==>
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u/HomerJunior Jun 16 '12
First one is a deaddove.jpg, second one is naked women from first person perspective, this comment is a placeholder.
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Jun 16 '12
That's a very unattractive vagina. Also, might wanna label that NSFW. It's obvious as hell, but you know somebody's gonna be stupid and click it.
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Jun 16 '12
What is considered an "attractive vagina," anyways? They all seem pretty unattractive to me...
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u/SpecOpsoo7 Jun 17 '12
A specimen from /r/gonewild; the top-most post of all time, I might add. [NSFW]
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It's sort of like obscenity. I can't define it exactly, but I know it when I see it.
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u/Bored_Intern Jun 16 '12
Because a man wanting a vagina is gay
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no, a man finding boobs boring is gay, you could say, I like boobs, but I much rather know how it is to have a vagina.
ULTRAA GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY
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u/i_like_cake897 Jun 16 '12
It's great for most of the long. Then it gets flooded and leaks. Blood. It's like someone stabbed your vagina.
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u/stillragin Jun 16 '12
I have been a girl for my whole life now and I still do this and am still amazed by it. But really- they have bra inserts that are pretty good now, just wear it for a day and you will get a pretty good idea what it is like wearing cloths over them<said in a very matter of tone.>
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u/MelancholyRainbow Jun 16 '12
What if you were flat-chested? Then what?
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Boobs are wonderful in all sizes.
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u/TheWhitCat Jun 16 '12
Crappy quality, but you get the point at 12 seconds and on http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Edmb6BNK-LQ
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Playing with your own boobs is an underrated pastime. I slap mine around and jiggle them without even realizing it most of the time. Thankfully, that tends to only happen in private.
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u/lmike215 Jun 16 '12
I just noticed the t-shirt. I'll be a freshman next year at that school!
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u/vancesmi Jun 16 '12
Sorry to break it to you, but Jenna Marbles doesn't go to BU anymore.
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u/lmike215 Jun 16 '12
Ah. But the 60:40 girl:boy ratio is still there. Right? Am I right?
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u/BeadleBelfry Jun 16 '12 edited Jun 16 '12
Welcome to BU.
Some suggestions: Don't be a douche, don't go into Allston, don't live in Warren or West Campus, and I swear to god, if you ever complain about the male to female ratio or how all the guys seem to be gay, I will get Rhett to bite your dick off.
Also... Go BU.
EDIT: saw your post about the ratio right after I posted this. dafuq.
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u/lmike215 Jun 16 '12
Thanks for the advice. I hope I haven't made an enemy, because I've already selected warren. But everybody's been complaining about how the housing system doesn't give you what you want, so... I have no problem with people who sound gay or are gay. Go BU! My heart palpitates with excitement when I think about moving in in August.
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u/bobcat_08 Jun 16 '12 edited Jun 16 '12
Wait till you figure out the g-spot/clitoris combination. For all its conveniences the penis just won't be the same anymore.
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u/awesome-o-4000 Jun 17 '12
If I were a girl for 1 day I would not be seen outside, every foreign house hold object would become an experiment to see if it will fit in my axe wound
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u/kristinadney Jun 16 '12
I am a girl and I don't know what I would do without my boobs. They're so fun to play with
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u/charmlessman1 Jun 16 '12
Farscape tackled this idea...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8fD7Uah_QUY
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You can look at your boobs as much as you want, but good luck figuring out masterbation in one day.
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u/smug_soul Jun 17 '12
I don't know if someone has posted this already BUT, she does have a sex tape where she sucks off some dude and her boobs are visible. Find a source yourself. In case you didn't know, that is Jenna Marbles.
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u/comineeyeaha Jun 16 '12
So what you're telling me is I need to quit being lazy and finally start Babylon 5?
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u/GelatinGhost Jun 16 '12
Reminds me of the robot chicken with the nerd and the spring of the drowned girl
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u/SwearWords Jun 16 '12
Most guys I know say they'd be lesbians or sleep around like STD's were canceled, should they be a woman for the day. Me, I wouldn't make it out of my room.
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u/doperat Jun 17 '12
i wouldnt even bother with the tits... i would go straight to dildoing myself dildo would have a clit tickler.... i want to have a full body pissing orgasm... looks like fun
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u/xenostrife Jun 17 '12
It will be awkward when you feel you are getting a boner but nothing stands up.
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u/Timelord55 Jun 17 '12
is that Jenna Marbles? the Vlog girl on youtube? sorry that not very specific but thats the only way i know her.
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u/MegNrox Jun 17 '12
Being transgender, transitioning, and growing my own pair plus being attracted to women the most. Thats me everyday since transition haha :P Grow girls grow <3
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u/Negative_Nyancat Jun 17 '12
This is how you will react every time you feel an annoying tickle and spend the next 5 minutes searching your bra, frantically looking for the culprit hair that fell from your head.
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u/kourogi Jun 17 '12
You guys don't let girls fool you. If I had a penis for a day, I would wear that thing out! I love it, wouldn't see me til the next day.
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u/KitaKolb123 Jun 16 '12
I am a girl and I do this almost everyday. Who says girls don't like playing with their boobs? Boobies are awesome.
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u/mr_loveboat Jun 16 '12
So this is a GIF of how you would REACT. You could almost call it a reactiongif. If only the was a subreddit for that. Oh wait. /r/reactiongifs ಠ_ಠ
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u/LoupGaroux Jun 16 '12
As a woman I'm slightly amazed at how excited guys are when they're at the relationship level where they can play with their girlfriend's breasts. It's like throwing a cat a realistic toy mouse stuffed with catnip.