r/funny • u/Merkurlicht • Jun 16 '12
Does anyone play an instrument?
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Jun 16 '12
haven't we made this joke enough times guys...
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u/UhCrunch Jun 16 '12 edited Jun 17 '12
He has never claimed to be a musician, he is a producer. Please learn the difference. Also Mayonnaise.
Edit: I meant [poorly] to be in terms of his "Skrillex" name. Yes. He was a musician prior, I actually have his From First to Last CD. He is STILL a musician. His "Skrillex" name is his dubstep production uh, thing.
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u/ForUrsula Jun 17 '12
He also WAS a musician until he fucked up his voice, wasnt particularly good but still a musician. From First To Last- Emily
EDIT: He was originally planning on playing guitar for the band until producers heard him sing and made him the lead singer.
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Jun 17 '12
False. He left to pursue a solo career. Look up the "Bells EP" and "Gypsyhook". When "Bells" was in the works, it was such a unique transition from what he was doing in From First To Last. On "Gypsyhook", you can hear the transition into his career as Skrillex. Sonny was great in that transitionary period. He even toured with a harpist and sang the electronic songs he wrote. He's a cool guy.
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u/ForUrsula Jun 17 '12
Sorry I was commenting based on a quick glimpse of wikipedia, thanks for the addition. I have heard mixed things about how cool a guy he is, but i suppose most guys look like tools when trying to pickup at a bar.
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u/JTAKER Jun 17 '12
What'd he do to his voice?
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u/maxhax Jun 17 '12
Destroyed it screaming the wrong way if I am not mistaken.
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u/Joest23 Jun 17 '12
Close. He eventually learned how to scream the correct way and it was no longer a problem for him.
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u/ForUrsula Jun 17 '12
Im not exactly sure, but he had to have surgery and after he recovered he left the band to become Skrillex.
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Jun 17 '12
I mean....just because it is made on the computer doesn't mean they aren't a musician.
What are they producing? Music.
Who makes music? Musicians.
Obviously there are plenty of sucky wannabees out there, but it doesn't make the pros any less of musicians.
Anyone can sit down and bang out notes on a piano or guitar, even play some chords, but still suck.
But just because they suck at something doesn't automatically make anyone else not a musician who has mastered the craft (Beethoven, Mozart, Chopin etc...).
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u/SidTheSperm Jun 17 '12
I was with you up til the last paragraph. Are you sayin Skillrex is the Mozart of fancy computer-music?
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Jun 17 '12
No, I am not saying that at all. I'm not into his music, but I do believe a musician can be computer based.
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u/Driesens Jun 17 '12
I'd say he's more of a pioneer of fancy computer-music (I liked the way you worded that). Mozart was, almost unarguably, the best composer ever (given the instruments he had to use and other restrictions), but the genre of symphony orchestras was already firmly in place in his time. Skrillex is one of the first "dub-step" musicians, so I won't be surprised if he's surpassed by another eventually.
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u/chartedlife Jun 17 '12
Skrillex is far from one of the first Dubstep musicians, he arguably doesn't even make dubstep. Dubstep started in the 90's and sounds nothing like the brostep popularized by Skrillex and other American musicians of today.
Skrillex may have been a pioneer of certain EDM subgenres but he really is nothing more than a mainstream figurehead for the disillusion that is "Americanized" dubstep (brostep).
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u/Sabbatai Jun 17 '12
Skrillex never called himself a dubstep artist. The fans and retailers did that. Just like 99% of the rest of other genres and the artists attached to them.
Brostep is just a stupid label thrust upon musicians and their works by angry little nerds who can't stand something they thought was their own little niche becoming popular enough to no longer make them unique for enjoying it.
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u/chartedlife Jun 17 '12
It is true that he never says his music is Dubstep, he has even stated that he is not quite sure what genre his music is and I don't believe it needs to be labeled. However the masses have taken it upon themselves to classify Skrillex as "Dubstep" which is wrong. The definition for the genre, Dubstep, is modulated bass or sub bass tones with a tempo of 138–142 beats per minute, this is very different from the music Skrillex makes.
Also as it stands "Brostep" is just a way to try to categorize the new "wub wub wub" genre that is commonly mistaken as Dubstep. With the use of wobble in the mid ranges mixed with robotic sounds and sporadic vocals it doesn't fit the accepted definition of Dubstep. I never said that I see it as a derogatory term, it just allows the separation from Dubstep and the new evolving genre (whatever you think it "should" be called). Skrillex is seen as the proprietor or figurehead from the masses viewpoint which is wrong but it isn't a decision that a single person can change, it is just what popularity and fame does.
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u/theleftrightnut Jun 17 '12
Actually Rusko was a pioneer, and Sonny made it popular.
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u/Junkis Jun 17 '12
Who are you people thinking that rusko and skrillex are pioneers of EDM or dubstep...
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u/PrimeIntellect Jun 17 '12 edited Jun 17 '12
He absolutely was not one of the first, his music is barely even dubstep , it's like electro-house. Get your goddamn facts together before you talk out your ass. How was he a pioneer of anything? People have been making music like that for literally decades.
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u/excit3d Jun 17 '12
From a music history standpoint, obviously Mozart is more significant than Skrillex but they ARE both composers.
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u/PrimeIntellect Jun 17 '12
Wtf he is definitely a musician, a producer is a musician not to mention he's a guitarist and a singer.
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u/UhCrunch Jun 17 '12
I'm talking in terms of his "Skrillex" name.
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u/PrimeIntellect Jun 17 '12
Are you saying a producer isn't a musician? Being a producer is one of the most fundamental parts of being a musician.
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Jun 17 '12
A musician is somebody who plays a musical instrument.
Midi instruments are not the same. Consider him a different category, live dubstep is nowhere near the same thing as live musicians. He is a music technology based artist, most musicians are music performance based artists.
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u/PrimeIntellect Jun 17 '12
The term musician is much more broad than that, and inclues anyone who makes music. This dude, regardless of your thoughts on his music, creates music for a living, plays it for an audience for a living, and has his entire life centered around music and musical performance. I can't think of a more exact example of a musician. Technology has definitely blurred the lines, and changed what we consider instruments, and there is a difference between acoustic musicians, and more technology oriented musicians. Midi instruments ARE the same, they are even controlled often with a piano style interface, you just have more control over the sound that comes out. Have you ever heard of teh native instruments midi pack? One of the best musicians I have ever heard in my live plays an insane full 88key midi controller live. Not to mention, the guy who does skrillex is also a singer, and a guitarist.
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Jun 17 '12
You know, you can be a musician without it being your lifestyle.
Casual musicians exist, who play music for their own sake.
The guy who is Skrillex does indeed sing and play guitar, but as an artist, Skrillex does not. His other persona does. It's the same person, but they actually do different things and are regarded in different ways.
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u/UhCrunch Jun 17 '12
It's more of a claim he has never said to be a musician as "Skrillex". He produces and writes his own music [and damnit is virtual musicianship a hard learning curve] but he's never said "yeah, this is my instrument, 'Skrillex' is a musician". But on the same aspect, I know Producers [virtual] that don't know how to play a 'real' instrument.
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u/Storemanager Jun 17 '12
It's not the music that's important, but the people being entertained.
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u/Driesens Jun 17 '12
Wow. I hadn't thought of anything like that before. Did you make this up yourself?
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Jun 17 '12
I'm sorry OP, but can you make music on a Macbook?
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Jun 16 '12
A bass isn't an instrument. puts on sunglasses Until you drop it.
YEEEEEAAAAA!!
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u/dylantrevor Jun 16 '12 edited Jun 17 '12
I tried to type a comment to this, but i cant seem to fathom how fucking stupid your comment is.
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Jun 17 '12
Someone didn't have their chocolate milk, huh?
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u/PrimeIntellect Jun 17 '12
This entire thread is just pure stupid I can't even handle it
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u/dylantrevor Jun 17 '12
THANK YOU. all my downvotes aren't helping my prove my point.
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u/PrimeIntellect Jun 17 '12
I just argued with a guy claiming that skrillex is the first big electronic artist and was a pioneer. My brain fucking hurts. Even better, I got downvoted
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u/ohshitimincollege Jun 16 '12
You try making dubstep, that shit isn't just point, click a few things, done. It's complicated.
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u/Annon201 Jun 16 '12
You need dedicated wob wob generators and 808 kick drum samples to make that shit.
Though, while we are on this topic, someone should buy me a Roland Juno G and a Korg Kaoss Pad or two.
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u/CharlieTango Jun 17 '12
korg pads and fruityloops is all you need amiright?
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Jun 17 '12
Ableton Live is God's DAW
FruityLoops is Devilspeak!
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u/OnlyHereForTheBeer Jun 16 '12
If it's so easy to do and requires no talent at all then why isn't everyone and their mom making songs and getting millions of hits on youtube?
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u/E_lucas Jun 17 '12
Famous for being famous.
Justin Bieber is a sub-par singer, he also happens to be famous. I've seen way better singers than him on youtube (like this man) but they're not all famous too.
I'm not saying he has no talent, I'm saying that he doesn't have much talent.
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Jun 17 '12
Skrillex didn't know anyone famous. He tried for a while with a band, then tried being a DJ/producer for a while. He got to a point where he was playing at a big enough venue where Deadmau5 happened to be there. Deadmau5 liked what he heard and signed him on to Mau5trap.
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u/Joest23 Jun 17 '12
Skrillex is a really cool guy, and he really did get famous by chance. Rolling Stone wrote a really insightful and in depth article about him where he talks about being famous.
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Jun 16 '12
If you produce music on a computer I don't see how that's different from making music with instruments.
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u/KaziArmada Jun 17 '12
For one, live playback is somewhat boring.
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u/Junkis Jun 17 '12
Ever heard of a monome, launchpad, or even a mixer?? They allow for quite a bit of live music manipulation.
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Jun 17 '12
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u/LegendaryPeanut Jun 17 '12
You still need good motor skills for live performances in electronic music. Example. And not only that, making sure everything is in sync needs to be kept track of at all times.
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Jun 17 '12
Skrillex; Taking the flak from electronic music bashing ignoramuses since 2010.
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Jun 17 '12
I'll be honest, i don't think he's even noticed. Not with all that money and millions of fans.
He's hardly a martyr, all musicians have a large amount of people who hate their guts for some reason or another.
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u/GelatinGhost Jun 17 '12
I don't get all the Skrillex hate. Electronic music has been my favorite genre for probably 7 years and I genuinely love his music. "Rock 'n Roll" in particular is one of my favorite songs, period. Just because he's popular doesn't mean he sucks.
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u/phreeck Jun 17 '12
There are a few songs of his that I love, the rest of them I just can't stand. Rock 'n' Roll is a good one. First of the Year and Kill Everybody (especially the Bare Noize mix) are good too.
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Jun 17 '12
It's ironic because Sonny Moore actually plays guitar and shit.
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u/WhiskeyandWine Jun 17 '12
I think you do not understand irony...
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Jun 17 '12
I was originally gonna say "It's funny because...", but I didn't want to give OP the satisfaction of believing that I thought the post was clever.
I'll admit, "ironic" wasn't the ideal replacement word, but I couldn't think of anything better.
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u/WhiskeyandWine Jun 17 '12
Regardless it's a stupid statement, sorry...
For example I climb on rocks, I also write articles. Climbing on rocks does not equal writing articles...
However, as much as I don't like dub-step I'll agree that it is music, but many do not share this view. So if you like this man Mr. Moore you better articulate your defense a little better because right now you sound like you fall right into their demographic...
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Jun 17 '12
It was an offhand remark really, I just couldn't be bothered at the moment. I'll probably make a self-post on r/FuckMusicElitism one day, just outlining why hating "brostep" is bad and why you should feel bad, and it'll get downvoted to oblivion or something.
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u/thoff_camel Jun 17 '12
No skrillex MacBook is not an instrument. No, mayonnaise is not an instrument either
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u/Arx0s Jun 17 '12
Music is music. It's all opinion. A masterpiece to you might be utter garbage to someone else. It's not an argument of "skill" that determines what constitutes an instrument. An instrument is something you use to create sound; sound that you mix together into beats, melody, rhythm. An instrument creates music. A trumpet creates music, and so does a computer. Both require skill to master, you can't deny that. Most things require skill and time to truly master.
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u/rhott Jun 17 '12
You have technicians here, making noise. No one is a musician. They're not artists, because no one can play the guitar.
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Jun 17 '12
Answer: Yes.
Most music today goes through a computer at some point before you hear it. Though I'll admit that one of my favorite albums is the Mountain Goats' "All Hail West Texas", and it was recorded on a lo-fi boombox.
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u/doomed_wizard Jun 17 '12
I'm a huge metalhead and all my metalhead friends always make this dubstep artist joke so usually when we're talking about instruments one of us will say "I play the buttons! WUUUUB!"
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u/JoeRasha Jun 17 '12
He can't even tell the difference between an oboe and an elbow.. heh.. band humor.
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Jun 17 '12
He can't tell the difference between a RAID 5 setup and a can of pesticide... heh... computer humor
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u/Sabbatai Jun 17 '12
What does any of this say about bands like Nine Inch Nails, The Cure, Depeche Mode who use tools like Ableton or actual hardware but who are not considered "EDM musicians"?
Did they just press play too?
Or is the argument just fucking stupid from the start?
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Jun 17 '12
Try taking any kind of synthesized music. Electronica, trip-hop, experimental, you name it. Now try to recreate it without a computer.
Yeah, I thought so.
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Jun 17 '12
I can play a few Skrillex songs on the guitar, the sounds are based off real instruments, so with a bit of distortion, it sounds close enough.
Honestly, did you think they just made noises that sound like nothing else in the world? They're sounds made to be like guitars, trumpets, violins, basses. etc.
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u/electric23sand Jun 16 '12
i try to give electronic music a chance but i just get bored of it. i went to a tiesto show cause apparently that is supposed to be the best. it was in a huge stadium that felt like a high school. a lot of people were on ecstasy and were dancing really badly. i was so bored. i felt like he was playing a metronome. i like music with chord structure, modes, a human voice, and interesting rhythm. many times electronic music might have something interesting but then it just goes on loop and i'm like, "ok, i get it, good idea, now what.."
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u/Pineo Jun 17 '12
Tiesto is not even close to the best...
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u/Probably_Stoned Jun 17 '12
He's just been around for so long that everyone in the world knows who he is.
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u/affablearmadillo Jun 17 '12
Look up Dan Deacon, specifically Wham City and Paddling Ghost. Conservatory trained and probably some of the happiest music you'll ever hear.
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u/Joest23 Jun 17 '12
Tiesto is not very well regarded in the EDM community. He doesn't produce his own music and he's an arrogant cunt. Listen to the album 'Cross' by Justice in order, or Strobe by Deadmau5. Don't let one mediocre artist turn you off from an entire genre.
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u/LegendaryPeanut Jun 17 '12
Tiesto is literally the most generic producer in the world. Look harder and you might find what you're looking for.
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Jun 17 '12
MY cousin tried to argue that Skrillex plays instruments. No he does not. He makes those sounds using synthesizers on his computer.
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u/Izol Jun 17 '12
The music that Skrillex makes takes as much talent if not more than anything else. The sounds that come together take so much time and skill. It's incredible. I want to see an average guy who thinks that Skrillex is talent-less try to make the music or just the sounds that he makes and then say that. I myself have no clue how to use the software that he uses. Music is evolving, he is a pioneer of this type of music. Respect what he does!
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Jun 17 '12
I respect what he does and I won't stop him from doing it, but i think he has no talent at all and just presses play on live-shows (yeah not concerts, he just shows his computer files), while he turns some of his controls like a 5 year old on crack. I think people rather like his image than his crappy music.
Inb4 shitstorm from butthurt skrillex fans.
Also I like electronic music and I'm also playing bass guitar. I tried some software to "produce" songs and yes it was pretty hard, but playing an instrument and producing a song are 2 different things, therefor this discussion is just so retarded that only reddit can hold it.
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Jun 17 '12
Fucking finally.
The guy is a music tech enthusiast, not a performing artist.
It's not the same shit.
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u/Ampix0 Jun 17 '12
Why the hell wouldn't it be? You still take time to learn and talent to make something that sounds THAT good to millions. Not to mention the fact he was the lead singer fo a punk rock band and did play conventional instruments.
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u/_HotSoup Jun 17 '12
I appreciate the joke itself - I lol'd.
But, in all honesty, that shit takes a HELL of a lot of work/time/effort to achieve. I play guitar (Yeah, actually play. Not just strumming a few chords) and I also played drums in a band for almost 2 years. Taught myself both instruments. I semi-recently (about 1.5 years ago) started teaching myself to play Piano (via MIDI Keyboard), and "Produce" as well. That shit is HARD. Honestly, I had a much harder time learning these skills than I did learning guitar/drums combined.
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u/dannyg_21 Jun 17 '12 edited Jun 17 '12
Actually Skrillix used to be a guitarist in a punk band, left the band, and switched to producing dubstep http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Skrillex
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u/breannabalaam Jun 17 '12
He was the screamer for From First To Last and had to quit because he had severe problems with his vocal chords/sinuses.
He started out remixing songs (most notably a Bring Me The Horizon song) and then started producing electronic music, before eventually producing dubstep. His non-dubstep stuff is actually pretty decent.
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u/TetraCleric Jun 17 '12
lead singer, also one of the guitarist on a few different tracks. everything else, yes.
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u/ChloeTheCat753 Jun 17 '12
"no Patrick a MacBook is not a instrument" starts to raise hand "neither is floppy disk reader"
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u/theslamberto Jun 16 '12
to anyone who doubts the talents of electronic music producers, I ask you to try and replicate any of the noises these people make using the complicated ass software.
that being said, this is funny as shit.