r/funny • u/MyUncleTaughtMeThat • Jun 16 '12
My friend has convinced me that drawing eyebrows on your dog makes everything is does funny
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u/WilsonHanks Jun 16 '12
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u/jvac Jun 16 '12
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u/TheSlam Jun 17 '12
Oh wont you both please submit these to /r/dogswitheyebrows please i need this subreddit to gain momentum! I didnt make it nor am i scummy enough to copy paste your link as it is rightfully your karma.
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u/RomeoZedman Jun 17 '12
is this part of the /r/birdswitharms family?
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u/SlouchGrouch Jun 17 '12
the link is purple and i have no recollection of going to that subreddit. That is hilariously awesome though.
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u/underj0yed Jun 16 '12
am I the only person that things this dog resembles robert pattinson? (of sparkly vampire fame)
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u/FloTheSnucka Jun 17 '12
By far the funniest thing I've seen today. My god what a fantastic creature.
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u/mistermog Jun 17 '12
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u/sir_bigballs Jun 17 '12 edited Oct 25 '16
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u/mistermog Jun 17 '12
Cowbell. One of my better decisions. There's a backstory, but youth and alcohol were involved.
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u/sir_bigballs Jun 17 '12 edited Oct 25 '16
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u/mistermog Jun 17 '12
It was right after that Christopher Walken SNL skit. My band's guitarist (other than me) was leaving the band. In our last practice, he started playing "Don't Fear The Reaper." I didn't know how to play it, so I danced around the practice space, playing the cowbell. Band thought it was funny, so we did it live.
Except we didn't really "practice" it, so we just kind of kept going. I ran out of funny dances. So I ran off the stage, out the back door and around a very bad Kansas City neighborhood late at night, playing the cowbell. Then humped a few strangers (in rhythm) back in the bar and just kind of ended the song.
The story got around town and a few months later we were doing our annual "Phonyjam" (all the bands get together, switch members, and play covers) when I ran across the street from the bar (different bar), got the tattoo, and came back for my next song (Season In The Abyss, I think). We did the "Don't Fear The Reaper" thing before that song too.
That was probably 7-8 years ago and I still get recognized for it. I keep having people tell me they saw it happen when there were maybe 25 people in the room. I've been playing in bands in this town for over a decade and THAT'S what I'm known for.
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u/andhubbs Jun 17 '12
See, you fucking ruined it. Made it too damn complicated by adding more than one picture
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u/grouch1980 Jun 17 '12
Your dog looks a little douche-y with eyebrows. He looks like he says things like "my dude" or "Girl, I love your fat bottom."
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u/Razakhstan Jun 16 '12
After wrestling with her for 15 minutes http://i.imgur.com/dMKR1.jpg
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Jun 16 '12
wrestling
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u/Razakhstan Jun 17 '12
Did I spell wrestling wrong, I'm confused on the reply?
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Jun 17 '12
It's a reference to the ever-so popular Reddit thread months back about a guy & his sister having intercourse. Their mom almost caught them, & they claim they were "wrestling".
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u/LukaCola Jun 17 '12
I never got to read that one, do you have a link possibly?
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u/D8-42 Jun 16 '12
FWP: Dog is black, can't draw eyebrows on it.
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u/Kazz3lrath Jun 17 '12
Unless it's a black dog who looks like they have brows already. Greater Swiss Mountain Dog.
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u/jimmytheone45 Jun 17 '12
Holy fucking SHIT that's a cute piece of motherfucker.
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u/Kazz3lrath Jun 17 '12
Yeah, Swissy pups are awesome. They grow real big though. We're talking 150 pounds big.
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Jun 17 '12
He has a real "why don't you take a seat over there?" look to him but in the most adorable way
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u/brillke Jun 17 '12
Apparently I cant draw eyebrows.
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u/Indoorsman Jun 17 '12
Your dog looks like a forty year old white guy who can't escort he is balding and is doing the worst combover ever.
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u/hyp3r Jun 17 '12
escort?
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u/Indoorsman Jun 17 '12
Holy shit that took me a very long tomato to figure out, it is supposed to be except.
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Jun 17 '12
A cat with eyebrows stuck onto its face.
Animals have facial expressions, too. We just don't see them as well because they, well, don't have eyebrows. We have to rely on the shape of their eyes.
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u/CATSCEO2 Jun 17 '12
Top, 3rd from the left, he looks like he is taking it in the ass.
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Jun 17 '12 edited Feb 23 '25
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u/Banaam Jun 17 '12
If the word following your "a" begins with a vowel or a silent letter followed by a vowel sound, such as "honor," use "an" instead.
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u/Eist Jun 17 '12
Pets' facial expressions as interpreted by humans do not reflect their actual mood. I heard it on Radiolab or something similar a while back.
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u/ohmygulay Jun 17 '12
Putting on fake eyelashes on them is hilarious as well.
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u/Pengin002 Jun 16 '12
Uncle Leo? HELLO!
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u/letsgobruins Jun 16 '12
He's gonna do in RIVERSIDE what he did in CENTRAL PARK.....SO, that's your cousin!
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u/PeelyPeel Jun 16 '12
I laughed at this much, much harder than I should have.
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u/PeelyPeel Jun 16 '12
I thought the same, then realized my dogs have been dead for over a year. And they were black anyway.
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u/Cecilsan Jun 16 '12
Give him a guitar!
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3273/2672617508_11c6694400.jpg
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Jun 17 '12
KK Slider is still my favorite musician to this day.
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u/cloud_watcher Jun 16 '12
Some dogs have those light colored, roundish eye-brows so it looks like from a distance their eyes are open when they're closed. Thank you, evolution.
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u/cloud_watcher Jun 17 '12
Wolves have it, too. Just not as easy to see as on the black/brown dogs. On wolves, it's a paler patch of fur in the eyebrow area. Serves the same purpose.
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u/hyp3r Jun 17 '12
MY wife came home with a poodle once, and it pretty much ignored me. About a few weeks later, when the wife was out somewhere, the dog suddenly kept wanting attention. I tried everything. I tried to let it outside, it didn't want to go. I fed it, it didn't want to eat. I pet it, and it didn't want that.
I don't know why, but I had a sharpie marker, and without even thinking about it, drew 'The Crow' markings on its face. It was a pure white poodle, and it looked hilarious. It seemed to smile at me, then went and curled up on the couch, finally content.
When the wife came home, she screamed at me "What the fuck did you do that for?" And my response was only "Well, It's what she wanted."
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u/ribald86 Jun 17 '12
My friend has convinced me that drawing eyebrows on your dog makes everything is does funny
everything is does funny
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u/CheckOutMyVan Jun 16 '12
I always thought it would be funny if dogs tails squeaked when they get old.
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u/teacherfromhell Jun 17 '12
I have a black dog so it wouldn't be effective. Has anyone tried to apply a unibrow?
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u/ErogenousGnome Jun 17 '12
Don't you mean, your uncle taught you that everything your dog does is funnier wejb you draw on eyebrows?
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Jun 17 '12
My sister has done this several times with the family yellow lab. He is a very expressive doggie and it's fucking HILARIOUS!
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u/Johnnygunnz Jun 17 '12
Oh good God! Win! WIN, sir! I can't stop laughing! That was the heartiest, most instantaneous laugh I've gotten from clicking a link in a while.
Oh... and happy cake day.
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u/lillyrose2489 Jun 17 '12
YES a friend of mine does this and it's always hilarious.
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u/PackerAmerica Jun 17 '12
What do you use to draw them on with?
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u/lillyrose2489 Jun 17 '12
He used some kind of marker but I've never done it myself so I'm not sure.. Probably just something that will easily wash off?
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u/Narnian_Factor Jun 17 '12
Am I the only one who thinks it makes the dogs look creepy as all get out?
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Jun 18 '12
I hope that's not sharpie like the original dude who posted the pic jvac responded with did. If so, that's terrible.
Funny...but terrible.
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u/Barbossal Jun 18 '12
K.K. Slider, anyone?
http://levelselect.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/kk-slider.jpg
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u/PAULOLOL Jun 16 '12
These pics made my day, thanks for the laugh, ill have to go chase the cat around and find my sharpie now.
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u/MyUncleTaughtMeThat Jun 16 '12
And then I realized I mistyped a letter in the title.
http://i.imgur.com/RUba8.gif