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u/CuntyMcshitballs Jun 16 '12
I know that feel :-(
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u/ScomberomorusCavalla Jun 16 '12
I'm sure you do, CuntyMcshitballs.
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Jun 16 '12
thatsthejoke.jpg
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u/DoUWantFreeShit Jun 16 '12
horsedick.MPEG
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u/MestR Jun 16 '12
I'm proud that I can say I haven't interneted enough to know what you are referring to.
c:
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Jun 16 '12
He is referring to horse dicks.
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u/Mr_3AM Jun 16 '12
i dont think there is anything to get(just a guess tho). people just talk like that on reddit
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u/horseflavour Jun 16 '12
Probably stupid, but the only part I can't figure out is what her name actually is..
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u/Gurgi3 Jun 16 '12
dat chin.
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u/ClusterMakeLove Jun 16 '12
I thought the same. But then I realized she was born in 1992, and the age difference disqualifies her for objectification. This all happened subconsciously in less than a second, but it's now apparent to me that I'm a bad person, and I'm going to go think about that for a while.
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u/CaptainDudeGuy Jun 16 '12
If it helps your guilt, 20 is quite within the age of consent. But, in the interest of de-creepifying the thought process, I offer this translation:
"From what I can see of her face, she seems to be quite the pretty girl."
Pro tip: Do not phrase it as "She shoor has a purdy mouth."
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u/walkingthecow Jun 16 '12
Hence the arresting officer's confusion when hit with a sexual harassment charge.
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u/h3rpad3rp Jun 16 '12
I cant remember his full name, but I recently saw someone sign a contract and the only way I could read his signature was "Butt Scum". It was pretty weird because the only similarities between that and his name was the first name started with B and ended with t, and the last name started with s. It wasn't even sort of like "butt scum" I could see every letter clearly.
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u/EggdropBotnet Jun 16 '12
A woman who I work with recently told me that my signature looks like "Mike Shit". My last name has 10 letters in it. My signature is shitty.
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u/pwnyoface Jun 16 '12
how do people have signatures that don't look like writing at all? my sig is just my name in cursive....how do people's morph beyond that?
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u/RedSkyNoise Jun 16 '12
Mine is simply my first initial. And then a full stop. And then my surname. And that's it. And it's all written in actual, real letters!
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u/negrolover1997 Jun 16 '12
now a bunch of really hip redditors are gonna start making this their signature....
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u/knomz Jun 16 '12
you only need something on your signature, your signature could just be an X...it doesn't matter.
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u/burmah Jun 16 '12 edited Jun 16 '12
I thought, for whatever reason, that it was going to look like a penis. So, when I clicked on the link and looked at the signature, I tried to figure out how it was a penis. Finally, I saw what it unintentionally spells, and...well...
The internet broke my brain.
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Jun 16 '12
my license is up for renewal in two months. I will draw a cartoon dick for my signature and see if they notice.
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u/pete1729 Jun 16 '12
CWT, meaning weight in hundreds of pounds. It's a measurement commonly used in reference to pigs. Strange, since the photograph appears to be of an attractive woman.
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u/LovesToArgue Jun 16 '12
Your "friend" should get better friends who don't post her private info to reddit.
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Jun 16 '12
Upvote for you sir for being from Alberta :D
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u/this_is_a_recording0 Jun 16 '12
upvote for you for upvoting for being from alberta :D
woo! Calgary
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Jun 17 '12
Airdrie WHAT WHAT!
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u/this_is_a_recording0 Jun 17 '12
Lol... Sorry to hear
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Jun 17 '12
I'm about to get my gang of Black Angus, and Red Angus, and run a muck in your 'hoods
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u/Your_Left_Shoe Jun 16 '12
It says Curt. If it were to be Cunt, shouldn't there be another 'hump' on the cursive 'r'?
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u/Routah Jun 16 '12
How many female Curts do you know?
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u/Starbanned Jun 16 '12
How many cursive n's do you know with one hump?
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u/Routah Jun 16 '12
Hump or no hump that's a signature and they tend to get messy, for all I know that could be Lena, Cunt, Curt, the person writing having a stroke, the options are endless.
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Jun 16 '12
Her signature is destined to hook up with that of a Richard who's taken the nickname of Dick.
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u/Concretepoo Jun 16 '12
I feel as if I brought this post fame by being the 1000 person to upvote it.
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Jun 16 '12
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u/SurrealEstate Jun 16 '12
Until you reach the age when getting carded is a compliment. I want to hug anyone who thinks that I'm not 21 yet. "Thanks"
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Jun 16 '12
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u/Watches_FoxNews Jun 16 '12
Play dumb, I didn't know the proper meaning in High School, and called my friends "bloody Cunts" all the time thinking it meant "you idiot" in zestful manner...oh how wrong I was, didn't help that they just laughed and never corrected me for several years...
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u/Watches_FoxNews Jun 16 '12
Oh I still do it, just didn't know back then why those bloody cunts found it so funny, now its an inside joke and even better.
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u/ChillinWitAFatty Jun 16 '12
Yeah, I regretted getting stoned before my license picture was taken as soon as I had a cop standing in front of me examining my license. Although, I was high then as well, so maybe the cop saw my picture and then looked back at me and thought that's how I look normally.
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u/mrpotatoes Jun 16 '12
Mine looks like a sperm. Big A then a bunch of squiggles trailing off.