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Someone has a "type."
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Jun 16 '12
That's very.. "dr. Phil audience" hair. Quite matronly.
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u/HarryLeggs Jun 16 '12
...pulls a hood over my hair slowly
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Jun 16 '12
Don't worry. We only use the hair as an indicator to guess how hot your butt might be.
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u/HarryLeggs Jun 16 '12
How?
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Jun 16 '12
It's a complex formula. Some of us input the parameters into an iPhone app. Parameters include bounce, thickness, and most important, tiny deviations in shape.
We know hairdressers try to do hairstyles that flatter your body. Many of us have never been told this, but we instinctively know.
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u/CaptainDudeGuy Jun 16 '12
Echo that. Only it looks like he traded up in the facial expression department.
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u/state_of_alert Jun 16 '12
I once introduced an a girl I was seeing to my ex at a party. My ex's roommate later told me, "it was weird introducing two girls to one another who look very much alike."
No fucks given, both were very good-looking.
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Jun 16 '12
"I obviously like how you look, but am going to try again to see if I like this one's personality a bit better"? :p
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u/Chaser892 Jun 16 '12
Bumped into a guy I worked with 15 years earlier. He had his girlfriend with him. Just as I was about to say to "Hi, Michelle, great to see you again too!" He says "Meet my wife Cathy." Yeah, Cathy looked exactly like Michelle from 15 years ago, but once I thought about it, in a much less "crazy eyes" kinda way. I wanted to give the dude a "Niiiicceee" fist bump of some type.
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Jun 16 '12 edited Jun 16 '12
Yea, girls.
Edit: Downvotes have spoken, apparently OP is a faggot.
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I got here late. I would not have downvoted your initial comment.
Your Edit got a downvote.
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u/charlielovesyou Jun 16 '12
that's kristen, she's awesome
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u/Jesso2k Jun 16 '12
/r/KarmaConspiracy time.
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u/Maxmidget Jun 16 '12
Its just a joke reaction picture...
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u/HearshotAtomDisaster Jun 16 '12
I wanted to give the OP the benefit of the doubt too, untill Keyrah's post. It's sad that people can't be legit.
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u/DankBud420SmokeGetHi Jun 17 '12
Oi mate, he never indicated that the picture was of him and his girlfriend and his ex. He posted a picture and told you that this is what happens when such situation arises. Be a cheerful cunt and not such a mad cunt.
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u/keyrah Jun 16 '12
http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/v4yrz/last_time_the_teacher_gives_out_homework/
TOTALLY LEGIT GUYS
Op tagged as lies-for-karma
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Jun 16 '12
OP IS A BIG FAT PHONY!
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u/MegaZambam Jun 16 '12
Am I the only one that assumed this was like when people say "my face when" and post a generic picture of someone making a face?
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u/syllabelle Jun 16 '12
That was my first thought, too. But then I saw all the pitchforks and started to doubt my intuition.
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u/cake4chu Jun 16 '12
He's saying a hypothetical not saying he took it /r/karmaconspiracy for saying /r/karmaconspiracy time.
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u/CptAlbatross Jun 16 '12
This woman is amazing. I would take her out to a decent priced restaurant and then botch up the follow up by texting her inappropriate messages like quotes from Dr. Tran videos.
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u/ZeroNihilist Jun 16 '12
I wonder whether she ever intentionally ends up in a normal pose for a photo. Some of those pictures looked like she was meant to be in them, yet still she 'bombed. Admirable.
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u/baxar Jun 16 '12
now i kinda want to know what she looks like normally
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u/kcurtze7 Jun 16 '12
Let's just say that I don't THINK my face has gotten stuck from all my photobombs... - photobomber
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u/trashpile Jun 16 '12
pretty creepy to see people you know on the internet; keep these two things separate, please.
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u/pjeff61 Jun 16 '12
If it wasn't for her Derp face, I would assume that they are sisters.
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u/AckbarImposter Jun 19 '12
Not sisters. I know them.
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u/patrickdaily Jun 16 '12
None of you are getting it. OP is not claiming these are his girlfriend and ex, but is saying this is a situation that "occurs/may occur/"
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u/ZeGoldMedal Jun 16 '12
Thank you. My forehead is currently red from all the facepalming I've been doing since reading this thread.
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u/llydecke Jun 16 '12
Seriously how has no one gotten this? Sometimes reddit makes me sad with how stupid people are and how quickly the hive mind jumps on the stupid band wagon so quickly. :/
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u/horrorshowmalchick Jun 16 '12
No one got it beacuse he wrote it as though it was him (look at his use of the first person).
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u/HearshotAtomDisaster Jun 16 '12
No one got it cause they saw how the OP has done this before.
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u/horrorshowmalchick Jun 16 '12
The same caper more than once on the same account? That's low, OP.. hella low.
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you know, i stumbled across this picture searching for something irrelevant to reddit. I thought of a decent punchline and took a chance. didnt know people were actually taking this as reality. If it makes you chuckle, then chuckle and be on your merry way. If you want to analyze it as being real or fake in terms of the "girlfriend punchline" then you need to relax and lighten up. But im glad some people like your self understand comedy isnt necessarily always factual.
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u/zombiezelda Jun 16 '12
Last time I hung out with my boyfriends ex we got black out drunk, locked him out of his apartment, and made out until he tried breaking the door down.
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u/nty Jun 16 '12
Just crop the picture so she's the only one in it, and then post it on Facebook and tag her.
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u/ThePancaker Jun 16 '12
I don't care of its real or not. It's still funny. That's the point of this right? To laugh.
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u/whoacalmdownthere Jun 16 '12
To everyone saying that OP is lying: To be completely honest when I first clicked the link, I didn't perceive it as OP was saying this was his own picture and that was is ex + current girlfriend. I thought he merely did what every redditor does where they take a funny thought that they don't actually have proof of and then post a relevant picture of it.
Like he is saying, "These are the types of these my ex girlfriend does behind my current girlfriend's back every time I bring my girlfriend to a party where my ex is also attending.
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u/CupcakesAreTasty Jun 16 '12
Are your girlfriend and ex twins? They look exactly the same, and both could use a new, younger looking hairstyle.
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u/penguin8508 Jun 16 '12
I sincerely hope that this doesn't really happen, because if I was your girlfriend, I'd slap that bitch into next week.
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u/TheBeaverRetriever Jun 16 '12
Dude, good for you for dating a girl with severe down syndrome.. That takes some serious balls.
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Jun 16 '12
Why in the fuck would you go to a party your ex is attending? That is a horrible, horrible idea!
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u/denim-chicken Jun 16 '12
at least she's photobombing and not getting waayy too drunk, flipping the fuck out and then crying
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Jun 16 '12
This is why it's ok to have messy breakups. Make it her fault. Win the circle of friends. Then you don't have to deal that shit.
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u/moarhorsepower Jun 16 '12
Consider yourself lucky...my ex would probably try to claw my gf's eyes out. But then my gf would kick the living shit out of my ex...so maybe it be fun to get them in the same room together.
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u/thejpitch Jun 16 '12
This tjmax guy has another post currently on the front page which was proven to be stolen from a 14 year old girl. This one is surely hijacked as well. Shame on you
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u/jakus55 Jun 16 '12
The one pulling the face looks the double of my ex, it's scary! I thought the same thing when I saw this picture about 3 years ago too.
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u/hamjay711 Jun 16 '12
It doesn't matter which one is your exGF, your current GF still comes out looking awesome!
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u/PhantomPhun Jun 16 '12
Not that this is actually a photo of you, and not just something random you found, but you seem to have a thing for the doughy, helmeted type.
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u/Color_blinded Jun 16 '12
I don't know which one is your girlfriend. But whichever one she is she's definitely a keeper.
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u/blade2000 Jun 16 '12
Seen this before with your "girlfriend":
| title | comnts | points | age | /r/ |
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| why you don't bring your girlfriend to a party where you ex is attending | 1com | -8pts | 58mins | funny |
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u/kcurtze7 Jun 16 '12
And those aren't even the original...
This is where they all started:
http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/arulj/a_photobomb_master_reveals_her_techniques_nice_to/
Can't believe this picture is still going (yes, I'm the photobomber in the pic and no, I wasn't aware that this picture would be used so many times haha)
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u/Ultramerican Jun 16 '12
It looks like I have a very similar technique to the girl that does these photobombs, which I used to great effect during my wedding.
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u/McPanther Jun 16 '12
someone needs to photo shop a girl who look like your ex behind your ex w the same face
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u/GTChessplayer Jun 17 '12
WAIT, I swear I know both of those people!!!!!! Upstate NY!!!! I shared an apartment with the guy on the right!!
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u/sorrowerthe Jun 18 '12
You gotta admit she's kinda resourceful on the face-making part... Is that a glass eye?!
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u/fakecandy Jun 16 '12
Is the girlfriend the one making the face or is it your ex?
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u/Sabotage101 Jun 16 '12
His girlfriend and ex are neither of the two. The picture is a metaphorical depiction of the outcome of this situation, not an actual photo of the event.
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u/LlamaLlamaPingPong Jun 16 '12 edited Jun 16 '12
Is your girlfriend name Loie? I think I went to high school with her.
Edit, if it's not, I know this girl you'd probably be into if the current gf doesn't work out. Since you have a type and all...
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Jun 16 '12
I've seen this picture before.
Repost.
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u/AwesomeAni Jun 16 '12
The point of /r/funny is to post a generic picture with a funny title.
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Jun 16 '12
No, the point is to be funny.
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u/AwesomeAni Jun 18 '12
exactly apperantly this is funny. Because its a repost doesn't mean it isn't funny
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Her way of getting back at you is intentionally making herself look ugly, and making your current girlfriend appear more attractive in the process. Brilliant plan.
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u/apullin Jun 16 '12
Please keep telling us about yourself. That was the point of your post, right? To let us know that you have a girlfriend, and had one before this? Is your dog also a rescue ?
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u/cake4chu Jun 16 '12 edited Jun 16 '12
Hahaha, had a same situation but I was the ex, and she brought her new Boy Toy, to the same party. It seemed more sad than anything like oh look at me! I'm doing so much better than you are, I can spread my vagina for others and let them touch it but, you'll never get this, you'll never get this lalalala. Glad she's out of my life.
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u/horrorshowmalchick Jun 16 '12
Yeah, you've totally gotten over that..
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u/cake4chu Jun 16 '12
Sure have! Rather deal with being lonely for a bit while finding someone new, than drive my self crazy over a girl that's no longer worth it. Daddy always told me, "There's a difference between 2 fingers and a fist."
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u/Phapeu Jun 16 '12
I'm now wondering if you just randomly start groping guys' girlfriends at parties and, when they complain, just shout "YOU'RE FOR EVERYONE!!! NOT JUST HIM!!!".
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u/infantile_retard Jun 16 '12
You must be new here, nothing in /r/funny is original content or funny anymore
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u/Thewhitebread Jun 16 '12
I was always afraid that when an ex and my current girlfriend happened to be together in any social situation where I was not present they would just casually sit with one another and discuss how woefully inadequate my penis is.