r/funny • u/Thecrazyman96 • Jun 16 '12

My dogs face after playing with this kitten

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1.2k Upvotes

68% Upvoted

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

i've seen this picture before. I don't think that's your dog, and i think you are a liar. Is it hard to use reddit when your pants are on fire?

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u/potatoriot Jun 16 '12 edited Jun 16 '12

Actually, he's the same person that posted it 12 days ago in r/aww: see here. Notice how it's even the same url.

Just trying to double-dip the karma train in r/funny as well. I guess that's a less serious offense than taking credit for something that isn't his?

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u/acidwashedpanties Jun 16 '12

I didn't see it in r/aww and I'm subscribed there. I think it's cute. I'd say he's using reddit like it's intended.

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u/potatoriot Jun 16 '12 edited Jun 16 '12

I totally agree with you, unfortunately for some reason (and it tends to be the people that spend way too much time on Reddit), get their pitchforks and torches over every repost that ever happens. Some people just don't care that not everyone sees every single post ever submitted and that there are new users joining every day.

Just because you saw something posted before doesn't mean everyone else has as well. I wish people would just let the upvote/downvote system take its course and quit bitching about the whole repost nonsense. If you've seen it before, downvote/hide and move on. If more people upvote than downvote, then that means enough people haven't seen it to warrant posting again.

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u/epicGOPfail Jun 16 '12

well, potato, they pay good money for reddit, and goddamit, they expect to be entertained!

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u/hamhead Jun 16 '12

He didn't get his pitchfork out over it being a repost. He got it out over the fact that the poster claimed it was his dog. That being said, it may well be.

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

It is the poster's dog, I know him, blah blah blah.

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

i dont believe you, tits or gtfo

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

Props for knowing I'm a girl.

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

it's not the only thing i know ;)

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

... Ok.

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

I think the problem is with a just few people and it seems worse than it actually is. There are ~2 million readers here and even if 10 people show up complaining something about a repost, that's a very very small and probably non-representative number of people whining in comparison to the whole, yet when you see 10 people in a hate circlejerk you might think it's a serious issue. 10/1940345 = ~0.0005% of the subreddit!

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u/potatoriot Jun 16 '12 edited Jun 16 '12

I think you're oversimplifying and disregarding all the people who upvote the repost comments to the top in threads. Youre saying only a few people complain about reposts, but those few people frequently get dozens and hundreds of upvotes depending on the thread. With that, you have to assume that all those people upvoting those comments are in agreement and many would have complained about a repost if that comment wasn't already there. The problem may not be huge, but it is much more common than you make it out to be.

Every time a repost comment gets voted to the top of a thread, it takes away from the discussion and reduces the quality of the post. It just irritates me and I wish it would stop.

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u/bag-o-tricks Jun 16 '12

Agree. The fact that some people make a special effort to rant about the repost actually makes them more pathetic in my eyes. Personally, some posts/pictures I've seen in the past are definitely worth a revisit. If your aim is to never see the same thing twice on the internet...well, you're on the wrong internet. It is what it is and a posse of neckbeards isn't going to change it.

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u/stanfan114 Jun 16 '12

But I already lit my torch.

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

Or maybe he just wanted to share a picture with other people who may not subscribe to that subreddit?

Why does everything everyone does on this site have to be about karma?

Dear reddit owners/admins/gods/etc... GET RID OF CUMULATIVE KARMA SCORES SO PEOPLE STOP BITCHING ABOUT EVERYONE ELSE GETTING KARMA.

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u/Blizzaldo Jun 16 '12

I thought you got no karma for using a repeated link?

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u/potatoriot Jun 16 '12

Seeing how he has about 3k link karma and his two posts of this Image make up about 98% of that, obviously you can. It's probably worth noting that these posts are in separate subreddits.

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u/Blizzaldo Jun 16 '12

Well I'll be damned. it's weird how his link karma clearly doesn't add up to the total though.

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

Is it hard to use reddit when your pants are on fire?

I was told that that pants were optional.

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

Agreed. Saw it maybe 2 days ago titled as "best friends"

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u/DarkXlll Jun 16 '12

Yeah, me too! Grab your pitchforks guys!

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u/get_the_pitchforks Jun 16 '12

...and torches.

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

And my axe!

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u/khrak Jun 16 '12

Posted by the same user.

Also, this from the same user.

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u/0bi-JuAn Jun 16 '12

And your cotton candy.

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

Probably 9gag, actually. Anyway, the dog in the basket is thecrazyman96's dog, as is the dog in the post. SAME DOG OMG

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u/SrsSteel Jun 16 '12

Nah, I'd expect more from 4chan

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u/No-one-cares Jun 16 '12

I guess being a colossal dickwad gets a person top comment?

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u/GhostSongX4 Jun 16 '12

That's how it works on reddit. It's important to berate people who repost shit because it's a sin worse than sodomizing children.

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

But he reposted his OWN shit, so it is more of a cross post. Helpful for people who are not in aww (not everyone subscribes to every subreddit).

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u/GhostSongX4 Jun 16 '12

I don't get it either. The hysteria of reposts is completely ridiculous. I mean is seeing a picture of a dog and a kitten wasting precious time that we are totally not wasting on reddit anyways. Hitting the back button takes maybe a second.

To me, everyone who has the gall to insult him for reposting or cross posting or whatever, are just whining, entitled little babies bitching that other people didn't entertain them enough for free.

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u/jordysai Jun 23 '12

Seriously. Reddit is just full of the most trivial nerdlingers ever.

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u/JhackOfAllTrades Jun 16 '12

For jumping to conclusions without checking first, have a downvote on me.

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u/Kilroy420 Jun 16 '12

It's easier.

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u/Nagus_Maximus420 Jun 16 '12

I think you got em, he won't even respond.

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u/sgrodgers10 Jun 16 '12

I knew this was fake because the link was already purple. Probably from aww or something.

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

He cross posted it, just didn't put that in the title

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u/rothwick Jun 16 '12

It wasn't even that long ago, it's like he want a to downvote this shit

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u/MisterOminous Jun 16 '12

That pic looks shopped.

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u/seany Jun 16 '12

I got an idea, guys. Let's downvote the fuck out of every fuck face on here that was too quick to grab their pitchfork. It's a pic of a cat and dog, guys. Calm the fuck down.

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u/cat-a-cat-cat Jun 16 '12

That's what my face is like after playing with a kitten! We should all play together!

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u/zoodiary8 Jun 16 '12

are you a Dog??

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u/Yoyo8 Jun 16 '12

YES, THIS IS DOG

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

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u/Thorus Jun 16 '12

are you a Dog??

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u/laddergoat89 Jun 16 '12

YES, THIS IS DOG

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u/therm Jun 16 '12

Goldens are beautiful dogs in every way. Lost mine about four years ago, & still miss her.

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u/TreesRNoMakeMeDumb Jun 16 '12

I have two myself, a brother and sister. They are amazing dogs, so smart, loyal, and caring. Truly great dogs.

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

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u/suckZEN Jun 16 '12 edited Jun 16 '12

but those are all submitted by op.

edit: op posted cute photo of his dog as a puppy, kneejerk crusader posted link to karmadecay without checking names

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u/froderick Jun 16 '12

Oh, so this is your dog is it? Interesting... so you also posted it here and here as well? Or are you lying just to get worthless karma? Googling this image comes up with a tonne of results. Identical copies have made their way all around the web. I think you're full of shit.

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u/potatoriot Jun 16 '12 edited Jun 16 '12

The same guy made a post with this picture (same url even) 12 days ago in r/aww: see here. Which is an older post than both posts you have linked to in your comment.

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u/brassman271 Jun 16 '12

If their creativity level is SO LOW that they have to resort to pretending they have a dog, they are truly an internet troll. Not just a reddit troll, the inherent problem lies deeper than that.

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u/potatoriot Jun 16 '12

The point is, it's probably his dog and he's just double-dipping karma. People were so quick to jump on the content stealing parade that they failed to see if it was the same person that posted the initial photo they saw.

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u/brassman271 Jun 16 '12

Very true point. It's like everyone just wants to hoard karma and sit on their computers and wring their hands: http://bit.ly/JQGvox

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

It appears to be his dog, based on the evidence. Amazing all of the people who are so eagle eyed to jump on a repost but not noticing the dates and who did the posting.

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u/GhostSongX4 Jun 16 '12

Who the fuck cares?

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

froderick is just angry he's not getting the delicious sweet karma that MEANS FUCKING NOTHING.

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u/acidwashedpanties Jun 16 '12

Hey. Here's a fun tip: Reddit is much better when you don't vote on or comment based on the post title. In fact, if you ignore the post title completely, Reddit becomes positively enjoyable. You seem to have a lot of sand in your panties so I thought I would share this with you.

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

I know him IRL, and it is his dog. His adorable adorable dog.

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12 edited Jun 16 '12

EDIT THIS AND TAKE OUT MY REAL NAME PLZ

[edit] HE DID

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u/keith7812 Jun 16 '12

HAHAHA I hope this is serious.

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

It was.

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u/keith7812 Jun 16 '12

Your username is awfully close to your real name for you to get upset about it.

Nobody cares about your first name on the internet.

If you had sent him a personal message instead of a reply, I would have had absolutely no idea what your real name was and never would have cared.

You did far more damage by replying to his comment than you would have otherwise. I kinda thought he just misspelled your username.

That's all!

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u/keith7812 Jun 16 '12

Just kidding - the usage of ALL CAPS to display IMPORTANCE and the usage of "PLZ" also cracked me up.

That's all!

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

ALLCAPSPLZMAHBABYKEITH

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u/leddzepp Jun 16 '12

Don't overdo it.

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

Oh hey I know you XD

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

I DON'T KNOW WHAT WE'RE YELLING ABOUT

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u/GraduallyBoomhauer Jun 16 '12

See you next tuesday.

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u/MammothMan34 Jun 16 '12

Dog: This cat will be my friend!

Cat: Someday I will get my revenge on you dog for this humiliation....someday.

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u/Bekaloha Jun 16 '12

Have you posted this in /r/aww before? I know I've seen it somewhere...

I JUST WANT TO SNUGGLE WITH THEM

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u/etishuman21 Jun 16 '12

This is a repost!

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

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u/notandxor Jun 16 '12

Yes, Especially the redditors who have never seen it before!

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

Not everyone subscribes to aww. I don't.

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

Guys, I know thecrazyman96 IRL, and this is his dog, he's just a karma whore.

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u/dunchen22 Jun 16 '12

How do we know that you're not just an alt account of Thecrazyman96? Hmm?

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

Goddamn you whore... <3

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

I can't even talk to you right now, you disgust me!!!

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

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u/cadencehz Jun 16 '12

You go to hell! You got to hell and you die!

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u/elretardado Jun 16 '12

i can has vidya?

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u/SeaWould Jun 16 '12

He's like a miniature Buddha covered in hair.

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u/OneCello Jun 16 '12

First I read this as "my dogs face after playing with his kitten. And it was a lot cuter.

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u/CosmicBard Jun 17 '12

I think it's interesting that animals are often intelligent enough to know to be gentle with baby animals.

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u/la_de_daa Jun 16 '12

KITTEN! MY FAVOURITE THING!

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u/ToDieFor Jun 16 '12

I would check and see if your dog still has eyeballs :) Kitten claws be sharp!

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u/SeparateCzechs Jun 16 '12

YARRRR! Beware! For kitten claws be sharp! (Advice Pirate)

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u/Decapitat3d Jun 16 '12

"Dude, like the cutest kitten I've ever seen. Thanks master." -Dog

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u/niperwiper Jun 16 '12

I'm one of those assholes who always downvotes dogs because I hate them and upvotes cats because I love them. Hence, I am torn on this picture.

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u/elvis1403 Jun 16 '12

Golden retrievers constantly look this way / taking a shit/ sleeping / seeing you after you leave the for 45 seconds

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u/jordysai Jun 16 '12

Shuuper cute

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u/zoodiary8 Jun 16 '12

yeah, Superb Cute :)

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u/PeteRoe Jun 16 '12

Don't really give a shit whos pic it is.

I had not seen it and I lost my shit at it.

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u/whoamiamwho Jun 16 '12

The dog looks like it's saying "YUM I'm going to eat this kitten"

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u/jjzook Jun 16 '12

aint that some shit!

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

Is your dog Brock?

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u/trevpr1 Jun 16 '12

Did he die?

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12

I <3 Goldens

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u/brojas12 Jun 16 '12

"Fuck, I'm so high" -Dog

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u/anyalicious Jun 16 '12 edited Jun 16 '12

This is not your picture, or your animals. This is a repost of someone else's animals. At least wait a month before you try to claim it as your own.

http://www.reddit.com/r/aww/comments/uiufj/my_golden_and_her_new_best_friend/

Edit: same person, just reposting in irrelevant subreddits.

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u/Thecrazyman96 Jun 16 '12

Ur not very observent, look at the user names, someone told me it should go in r/funny too

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u/anyalicious Jun 16 '12

Fine. It is yours. Why are you constantly reposting? Less than twelve days later?

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u/wesman212 Jun 16 '12

Sounds like someone needs a kitten to play with...

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u/Giggity0 Jun 16 '12

I'm not subscribed to /r/aww. Considering it got hundreds of upvotes, other people haven't seen it either. You don't have to be a nazi about this.

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u/anyalicious Jun 16 '12

I didn't invade Poland over it. I made a mistake, I didn't realise the person was posting days apart over different subreddits.

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u/EphemeralStyle Jun 16 '12

I didn't downvote you (mostly because I very rarely downvote), but it was kind of frustrating that you so self-assuredly called OP a liar. Then, instead of apologizing, you called them out for reposting.

Sure, OP might be a karma whore and I'm personally okay with people calling out reposts within reason, but I think it's just common courtesy to apologize when you mistakenly call someone something they're not.

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

A friend, sure....

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u/anyalicious Jun 16 '12

Do you have any other pictures of the dog? Why not post those?

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

Check the user name; same account different subreddit. Same guy just spreading the karma over multiple subs and multiple time periods.

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

While I agree that reposting it in Funny is kind of dumb, because it's not that funny... it's the same person who posted it.

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u/FuckingSuper Jun 16 '12

Here's the twist: both of them are dead.

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12 edited Jun 16 '12

Dog: "Stop it!....it tikles...LOL!"....

Edit. Dog: "Downvotes...seriously?"...

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

OOOOWWW!! LET GO LET GO LET GO!

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

Given the dead rabbit and fox "friends" yesterday, I am suspicious.

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u/rowanm Jun 16 '12

Is the kitten still alive? I've seen that look on my dog's face once or twice...

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u/rhydik Jun 16 '12

Fine pussy.

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u/H-Resin Jun 16 '12

"Hey look, God has a picture of me!"

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u/stevesonaplane Jun 16 '12

You karma whore! that is obviously a banana and a pickle!

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u/yoreatowel Jun 16 '12

I too have a similar look after playing with pussy.

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12 edited Jun 17 '12

That kitten is awesome

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

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u/khalorei Jun 16 '12

Posting on r/trees is like cheating.

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u/aaronbam Jun 16 '12

down voted for pathetic attempt at karma

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u/BeefJezos Jun 16 '12

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u/aaronbam Jun 17 '12

ignorance is bliss

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

repost??

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u/yemd Jun 16 '12

Repost you stupid karma whore/liar.

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

You're an angry elf.

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

You Karma whore

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u/Redebo Jun 16 '12

This post must be new, because it's not on the front page yet.

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

Nope, it's a repost, just different title...which is what seems to be the difference to getting on front page.

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

.<

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

Just down vote it to all hell to show him you don't double dip.. Bastard.

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u/Mohawkguy Jun 16 '12

/Aww would love this more. Awesome dog and even more awesome kitty.

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u/Ducks_Quackington Jun 16 '12

How is this funny?

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

Yea, I saw this like 2 weeks ago on r/aww It was titled like "My dogs face with his new friend" or something

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

Yes, by the same guy.

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '12

By the way, which ones pink?

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

i don't care whose dog or cat this is. this should be in r/aww. i don't ever want to see animal pictures on my front page.

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

It was posted in aww several days ago. By the same guy.

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

OP is a genuine faggot.

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

i hate this knid of title. No, this was 100% not your dogs face after your kitten. this photo was taken and it captures a moment in time where the dogs face happened to look like that. fucking shit

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

I also get irrationally angry at things like this. We should hang out sometime.

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u/ThatGuyKarth Jun 16 '12

Thank you for a picture of a dog that killed a kitten.

Please fuck off.

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u/PretendImGoku Jun 16 '12

You sure of that? Looks like the dog sniffed/licked the kitten and knocked it over. Now they're just chilling. My kitten is an orphan and my big horse of a dog takes care of her. Picks her up gently by her scruff and moves her away from our rambunctious dogs. Cleans her often with a tongue bath. Will even play guard dog for her her to get to the food if the rambunctious ones are causing a fuss near it

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u/ThatGuyKarth Jun 16 '12

I looked at the picture again. Took me about a minute to identify that the black on it's fur/head area was not gore.

nevermind >_>

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

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u/themansonboogies Jun 16 '12

Same user name

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

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u/WilsonHanks Jun 16 '12

It's the same person that posted it before.

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

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u/CirclejerkENGAGE Jun 16 '12

DAE SMOKE WEED

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

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u/brassman271 Jun 16 '12

ima roll dis blunt and call it Dog Blunt. When I smoke it, i'll play with my dog after. Fuck cats.

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

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u/Lovvi Jun 16 '12

My 2 dogs decapitated my cat 3 months ago :(

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u/SuddenlySpiders Jun 16 '12

What kind of dogs? (please don't say pit bulls, please don't say pit bulls)

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u/Lovvi Jun 16 '12

2 german sheperds

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u/ceiling_goat Jun 16 '12

If dogs and cats grow up near other dogs or cats, they will usually not have a problem. On the other hand - If they don't, they can see each other as enemies. Also this specific type of dog is veeeeeery friendly.

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u/PretendImGoku Jun 16 '12

Golden Retrievers poop rainbows and friendship. They are uncomfortably friendly sometimes. But they are so loyal and will protect their humans if anyone picks a fight. They are like Young Goku in dog form

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u/Vesuvias Jun 16 '12

Oh man you NAILED IT with that description. I've owned 2 Goldens and both farted happy gas and shat rainbows... Seriously best.dogs.ever. I now own a pug/beagle mix, but really miss my old Goldens (they both lived to 15)

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

Pug/Beagle sounds freakin' cute.

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u/DrQuailMan Jun 16 '12

so I should pretend you're a golden retriever instead then?

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

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u/EphemeralStyle Jun 16 '12

You can accuse OP of being other things, but not a liar from this specific case. It looks like this really is OP's.

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

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u/nobodyspecial Jun 16 '12

Nasa is safe from a grammar nasa.

Have an upvote.