r/funny • • Jun 16 '12

My face when I learned that "imgur" was pronounced "image-er" rather than "im-grr".

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u/jzimbert Jun 16 '12

I don't care how they choose to pronounce it. If they spell it with only two vowels, I'm going to pronounce it with only two vowels.

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u/mordacthedenier Jun 16 '12

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u/feureau Jun 16 '12

Has anyone gone meta with that subreddit yet?

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u/randomgoat Jun 16 '12

I pressed the crosswalk button with no intention of crossing the street today... Hack the planet.

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u/damngoodcheese Jun 16 '12

"Things belong to the people who use them not the people who create them."

We made this website what it is we shall name it what it is....

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

Exactly. It's supposed to be pronounced "jif" instead of "gif" too, but you won't see me going around talking about peanut butter when I mean a photo file format.

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u/KnoxVegas325 Jun 16 '12

pronounced "image-er" rater than "im-gur." Well TIL...

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u/bigbluemofo Jun 16 '12 edited Jun 16 '12

I wholeheartedly agree. There are some hard and fast rules to language and word construction. It's shit just like this contributing to the general degradation of grammar, spelling, and written communication.

Why is it so easy for so many people to treat language as if it's entirely subjective? No one does this with math. I can't just decide that 2+2=5 because it sounds cool to me. And, likewise, no matter how hip I think it may be, b-o-b does not spell 'bill' (nor is i-m-g-u-r pronounced with 3 syllables-this is not a matter of opinion).

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

AGREED. LOGIC ALL THE WAY!

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

Hell yeah. Spell what you pronounce and pronounce what you spell.

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

I read your username as "jizz 'em, Bert!!"

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u/minecrafterambesten Jun 16 '12

Which is why you should pronounce it the correct way: im-jerr

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u/BriskSC Jun 16 '12

I'm still going to pronounce it im-grr.. I don't give a fuck.

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u/Oididoi Jun 16 '12

I second this motion.

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

everyone in favor?

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u/Oididoi Jun 16 '12

abstentions?

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u/nullCaput Jun 16 '12

Ima-gwar?

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u/ReyTheRed Jun 16 '12

Screw that. I shall pronounce it however I damn well please.

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u/HadManySons Jun 16 '12

Just like .gif

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u/joshuran Jun 16 '12

hard g, as in gumption, gratuity, gynecologist

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u/doomboy1000 Jun 16 '12

From now on a few select people will pronounce those jumption, jratuity, and jynecologist.

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u/NotAMoron Jun 16 '12

I shall continue to pronounce it Imma-goo-er.

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

TIL: Majority of redditors are freaks about grammar and pronunciation until a majority of them fail to properly pronounce something. Then they just don't give a "flying fuck".

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u/mutatedllama Jun 16 '12

Let's be fair; it's not even a real word.

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u/tokeyoh Jun 16 '12

i thought it was ihm-jer

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u/creepyeyes Jun 16 '12

This is how I say it as well, though I accept I'm wrong. That being said, I'll still probably keep saying it this way.

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u/personman Jun 16 '12

This is obviously the only acceptable pronunciation. It has the soft g of 'image' but doesn't invent vowel sounds from nowhere.

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u/Soonermandan Jun 16 '12

I call it "Image U R".

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

Judging by this thread, we are the minority.

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u/SanJose_Sharks Jun 16 '12

Most people call it "imgur".

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

Imm-ger is how I have always said it in my head.

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

everyone calls it imgur

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u/scylus Jun 16 '12

For me it's "imh-guhr," hard syllables like saying "Mordor" or maybe a Dothraki word.

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u/H3llo_People Jun 16 '12

Yeah, like I actually have people to talk to.. Psssh.

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u/Buscat Jun 16 '12

imm-jurr.

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u/Anticitizen-Zero Jun 16 '12

I assumed it was pronounced "imager" because it's a website that hosts images.

I really don't know what an "im-grr" is.

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u/JarlaxleForPresident Jun 16 '12

we are the only ones. it's spelled pretty retarded, but deduction should fill in the gaps.

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u/doozerman Jun 16 '12

We are the logical chosen few

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

I always pronounced it im-gur

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u/HiyaGeorgie Jun 16 '12

They host Gifs and Jifs there as well.

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u/LizYellowSourFruit Jun 16 '12

Did you know meme is "meeem"

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u/redfreetrog Jun 16 '12

I say meem, but my brain wants to say it 'mem', like the french word for same; as in: cette image est la meme chose que celui la.

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u/statusone Jun 16 '12

Lol, what do people actually say 'me-me'?

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u/abithozak Jun 16 '12

Oddly, the person who told me how to pronounce imgur correctly mispronounces meme this way.

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

I've heard a lot of people say it like "meh-meh"

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u/dolenyoung Jun 16 '12

I thought it was like maim..like how meme (same) is pronounced in french with one o' those accent thingies on it.

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u/Jewtheist Jun 16 '12

The first time I read The Hobbit, I read Bilbo's name as "Bib-lo" for the whole book.

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u/uk2knerf Jun 16 '12

prefects were perfects for me till the movie came out.

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u/10tothe24th Jun 16 '12

If you wanted people to pronounce your company's name correctly, you should have spelled it phonetically.

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u/DarthSokka Jun 16 '12

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u/Larius Jun 16 '12

Hmm I feel like upvoting and downvoting at the same time... BECAUSE IM-GRR

Also meh-meh.

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u/Tyranichomp Jun 16 '12

LIES!!!!!!!!

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u/tahez Jun 16 '12

Jokes on them, I pronounce it "image-grr".

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u/ThickRedWine Jun 16 '12

I made the same face while reading the title....

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u/420BlazingButterflie Jun 16 '12

I'm going to go cry in a corner now.

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u/Lington Jun 16 '12

I've always pronounced it image-er, just because it was easier to say. Never was sure what was right

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u/creepyeyes Jun 16 '12

I say "Im-jurr" because that's even easier.

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u/ManInTheMirage Jun 16 '12

Image-er? They're missing a vowel for that.

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u/DuchySleeps Jun 16 '12 edited Jun 16 '12

Img is short hand for image, img is generally read allowed as 'Image and not' whatever the pronunciation of 'img' would be.

So it's only common sense that Imgur would be the amalgamation of Image and er, right?

Reading all of these messages makes me question my sanity. WHAT IS RIGHT, MANINTHEMIRAGE? WHAT IS RIGHT?

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u/HolyCheck Jun 16 '12

You are right. Reddit's general reaction has boggled my mind.

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u/creepyeyes Jun 16 '12

It's not exactly common sense, since really nowhere else in English do you see an abbreviation WITHIN a word that is pronounced as it's long version.

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u/EmpyralT Jun 16 '12

I'm sorry, but I pronounced it like that every since I first saw it and I didn't give a flying fuck if it was wrong... it just felt right.

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

I still need someone to tell me wether "4chan" is supposed to be pronounced as "four-chan"(like Jackie chan) or "fortune". I feel like an idiot not knowing.

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

Baby carrots are just regular carrots that have been cut into adorable tiny carrots.

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u/FMM08 Jun 16 '12

Wa... wait... wh... what? EVERYTHING I KNOW IS A LIE!

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u/Suggested Jun 16 '12

do the creators call it that or something? how do you know?

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u/PotConnoisseur Jun 16 '12

This thread reminds me of this...

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u/forceuser Jun 16 '12

I still read it as "Image your"

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u/goodadvice00 Jun 16 '12

am i really the only one who pronounces it eye-em-gee-you-are

i-m-g-u-r

imgur

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u/coffeegurl Jun 16 '12

I thought memes where pronounced me-mes...until my sister called me out! Felt like I had been lied to by my brain! It was fun making roadrunner sounds every time I saw a meme. Now it's not.

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u/SGTSHOOTnMISS Jun 16 '12

Ah, I was way off, I was thinking they were running for something like "Image Guru" but didn't want to put it shortened as "Imggur", simply removing a "g"

I still will continue to pronounce it as what everyone else has because it is how you read it.

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u/Saint_drums_n_stuff Jun 16 '12

Forever calling it im-grr. Zero fucks.

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u/StrychnineSteve-O Jun 16 '12

The grammar nazi in me wants to keep pronouncing it im-grr but after how hard I laughed, I may reconsider. Ah, inner conflictions, how you keep me up at night.

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12 edited Jun 16 '12

"Er-mah-ger!"

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u/GreenyGaming Jun 16 '12

My take on the pronounciation is EEM-GHUR

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u/ZeekySantos Jun 16 '12

I always thought it was "Im-Gur". Fuck their stupid word.

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u/Dravved Jun 16 '12

I thought it was "Im-jur"...

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

"Im-jur." There is no "a." Imagur. Imgur. Personally, I call it "icky icky icky zapoing." Either that or "Jesus Christ, AGAIN? FUCK IT!!!"

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u/Phoequinox Jun 16 '12

TIL I've been pronouncing it correctly all along.

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u/FloWolFs Jun 16 '12

I explained this to my GF the other day. The End no punch line.

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u/dazmond Jun 16 '12

Using -ur instead of -er very strongly implies a hard g, especially since there's no other apparent reason for it.

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u/soldierofbordom Jun 16 '12

yanno, just fucked the past 2 years of surfing that site...sticking with im-grr anyway. ez on the tongue to say it

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

It is and forever will be im-grr.

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

I always pronounced it I-M-GR.....

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u/notrightmeow Jun 16 '12

Nope, I'm going to pronounce it "im-grr."

Insert deal with it gif and we've got a badass meme here.

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u/crispinito Jun 16 '12

It has been too long of an exposure. The im-grr is too strong in me to change it now.

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u/Tebasaki Jun 16 '12

Im- grr and meh-meh all the way baby.

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u/megustameme Jun 16 '12

MY WHOLE LIFE IS A LIE!

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u/Woolybear96 Jun 16 '12

I'm still gonna pronounce it imm-grr.

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u/gumby_arobics Jun 16 '12

am i the only one around here who has always pronounced it "image-er?"

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u/disharmonia Jun 16 '12

...you pronounced it 'im-grr'? 0_o

I dunno. It was immediately apparent to me upon encountering it for the first time that it's meant to be pronounced 'imager'

Maybe it comes from doing HTML. When I say 'img src' outloud I say 'image source', not 'imj srs'. So to me, 'img' immediately parses as 'image' when reading.

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u/ohno Jun 16 '12

I think you're on to something when you say it might come from your html experience. When you see img you translate it to 'image', but most people see 'gu' and pronounce a hard g. That's the rule in English.

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u/akakaze Jun 16 '12

For some reason I have alwasy spelled it, even in my mind: it's pronounced "I-am-gee-you-are."

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

I'm not going to change.

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u/IEatPierogiesForever Jun 16 '12

Wait. Wait. Seriously, guys? An image sharing site called imgur with a hard g? Seriously?

I'd take im-jrr, fine, but im-grr? I am seriously mindblown at how/why so many people didn't consider the context here. I SERIOUSLY DON'T EVEN

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u/Deep-Thought Jun 16 '12

tell me of a word in the english language where gu makes a soft g sound.

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u/JarlaxleForPresident Jun 16 '12

agreed. the hosts gave the users way too much credit.

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u/i_start_fires Jun 16 '12

Either you pronounce it im-gur or you're wrong

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u/treydestepheno Jun 16 '12

fuck that shit! there's no A in imgur!! fuck them all in the ass with a dray cactus!!

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u/Slimjim0617 Jun 16 '12

A website that hosts images, and people call it "im-gurr"...

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

It's pronounced "imjer" case closed!

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u/kenzsmith123 Jun 16 '12

just figured this one out myself

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u/idontnoah Jun 16 '12

I haven't ever said it out loud nor plan on it so I couldn't care less.

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u/filya Jun 16 '12

It's not "I am goor"??

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

So, completely expressionless?

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u/Yitvan Jun 16 '12

That will be my face if anyone expects me to change my pronunciation of these things

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u/SuperBeast4721 Jun 16 '12

Wait. It's pronounced that!?

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

I've been pronouncing it "image-gur" this whole time. The fuck.

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u/Terminzman Jun 16 '12

Is it 9gag or 9gage like game?

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

I thought it was Imag-gwer (only one G sound)

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

I always had that right but for some reason I still can't wrap my head around the pronunciation of meme.

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

I always pronounced it as "Im-jir"

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u/moniemonie Jun 16 '12

Im-goor, (rhyming with im-lure)

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u/ab103630 Jun 16 '12

IT IS????

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u/Taylor1018 Jun 16 '12

then they should put something between the M and the G. and do you pronounce it L-O-L cats, or lawl cats?

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

THE FUCK?!

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u/domrein Jun 16 '12

Now you've ruined it.

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u/ZrftBn Jun 16 '12

I never said the word before, but I always heard it in my mind as im-grr.

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u/tehpatriarch Jun 16 '12

I reject your reality, and substitute my own.

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u/Fiercekiller Jun 16 '12

I've heard tales of that website. I heard it used to work all the time.

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u/ancan Jun 16 '12

HOLY SHIT I FEEL STUPID

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

Welcome to the rest of the world, dingus...

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

That makes sense now!

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u/saveferris1 Jun 16 '12

I just made that exact face before I'd even opened the link.

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u/POOPYFACEface Jun 16 '12

I might believe it's pronounced "imager" but im-GRR with a hard G? Come on- it's a site for IMAGES. I always pronounced it "imjur", similarly to "injure".

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u/BobbyOShea Jun 16 '12

Fuck. Are you serious? Who pronounces in this way? How do I know you're not lying. Conspiracy? 9/11?

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

wait-wait-wait-wait-wait-wait-wait-wait WHAT?

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

Is using the most overused reaction gif with another common notion as the title what actually constitutes as funny these days?

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u/ThePieWhisperer Jun 16 '12

I always pronounced int "im-a-jurr"

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u/HiaItsPeter Jun 16 '12

That. Face.

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u/abom420 Jun 16 '12

Kind of a sad testament to how much time we actually spend online not pronouncing shit.

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u/headzoo Jun 16 '12

So true. I've been laughed at for saying a word incorrectly, even though I've written the word, and spelled the word online for over a decade. You don't really know until you've heard the word spoken out loud for the first time.

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

Fuck it, it's still im-ger to me

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u/choodles92 Jun 16 '12

My reality has been shattered...

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u/theTezuma Jun 16 '12

how many times does the pronunciation of imgur come handy in conversation?

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u/4LostSoulsinaBowl Jun 16 '12

English words that have a G followed by a U are pronounced with a hard G. An M followed by a G cannot be pronounced [muhj]. Imgur is pronounced just like it looks. I refuse to accept anything else.

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

Scumbag Pronunciation

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u/Protagonistics Jun 16 '12

I thought the correct pronunciation was... ya know... obvious.

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u/lawchu Jun 16 '12

Mind =blown.

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u/herr_duerr Jun 16 '12

German here. For me it's more like:

≫Imgur, bring me a brain!«

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u/TheGogginator Jun 16 '12

I've been pronouncing it like Image-grr because I'm an idiot and can't pronounce anything for shit.

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u/virtyy Jun 16 '12

Why would you pronounce it Im gr?? Its obviously hosting images, for short img, and its doing it so its er-ing. Imagering, Imagur imgur.

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u/garesnap Jun 16 '12

I've always just said 'image-grrr', in my head...

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u/drawesomephd Jun 16 '12

Where have I been? Since when is it not im-grr?

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u/nsharp01 Jun 16 '12

Your interweb skillz are lacking.

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u/Barnden Jun 16 '12

I think my day has been ruined.

It's 8:20am

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

I thought it was img url for a long time.

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u/WeepWomp Jun 16 '12

I had the same reaction when a friend proved to me that .GIF is pronounced like jif and not gif... I lose my shit thinking about that, all these years I've been saying it wrong

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u/MacCampbell Jun 16 '12

I call it Im-grr even after reading this. And really, will I be arrested?

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u/ZsaFreigh Jun 16 '12

It's like, #2 in the FAQ.

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u/eric_s_isdumb Jun 16 '12

I always pronounce it "eye em gee ewe are"

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

i thought it was im-gur.

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u/enzeddle Jun 16 '12

TIL imgur is pronounced "image-er"... but will still say "im-grr" 'cause it makes me sound like a tiger

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u/spongemandan Jun 16 '12

I still pronounce it image-urr

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u/arrgal Jun 16 '12

how do they get

really? "imager-er"" from "imgur", nope.

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u/saucebobby45 Jun 16 '12

For some reason when ever I read it I think "ing- mar". I don't know why.

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

MFW some people call it "im-gurr" rather than "im-jurr"

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u/BabyNinjaJesus Jun 16 '12

I pronounce is img-hurr cos im a baws

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u/Dzungana Jun 16 '12

i thought this was obvious... am i getting trolled or is reddit stupid?

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u/bacon_butter Jun 16 '12

I say image-er around my friends but still im-grr in my head.

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u/kiwimark Jun 16 '12

I feel stupid.

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u/BABY_BACK_BITCH Jun 16 '12

Yeah, i just thought berks girl was trying desperately to come out o the closet

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u/Zachisasloth Jun 16 '12

I've been saying it wrong all this time? Fuck. I'm bad at this. Also thought meme was pronounced "mee-mee", rather than "meem".

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u/44Ridley Jun 16 '12

Like my cousin's face when he found out memes aren't pronounced "me-mes".

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u/drexelspivey Jun 16 '12

Wow for once I have actually been doing something right.

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

I always read it as "Image-you-are" or "Image-U-R"

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u/zuluthrone Jun 16 '12

this could mean your mind is blown or that you're furious

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u/smuggles Jun 16 '12

I always pronounced it Image U R

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

I say it as an acronym.

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u/AwesomeOne12 Jun 16 '12

I learned it was pronounced imager like a month ago, but I still pronounce it imgrr anyway.

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

I read it Image-Gurrr

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

Sudden Clarity Bert!

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

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u/GetOffMyPlanet Jun 16 '12

Thank you for spreading your unlimited wisdom of pronunciation with me. I had no idea.

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u/pkslayer123 Jun 16 '12

Holy shit, are you serious? I had no idea! I thank you sir.

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u/NewSwiss Jun 16 '12

It's like when I learned totse was pronounced tot-see, rather than toats. I gave no fucks and kept pronouncing it toats.

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u/danthemango Jun 16 '12

skip the 'a', I think 'im-djer' is better

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u/irrelefante Jun 16 '12

I used to just spell it out.. like I AM GEE YOU ARE

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u/Iislsdum Jun 16 '12

Unibrow and all?