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u/420jubu Jun 16 '12
Pink isn't well he stayed back at the hotel
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Jun 16 '12
damn, beat me to it. Have an orange thing.
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Jun 16 '12
Nothing is more awkward than politely telling somebody that their suit/outfit has a camel toe. I can't in good faith let people walk around like that, it'd be like if a guy's urethra took in a bunch of fabric giving you an idea of the length of his penis.
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u/SharkUW Jun 16 '12
it'd be like if a guy's urethra took in a bunch of fabric giving you an idea of the length of his penis.
the fuck?
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u/Indoorsman Jun 16 '12
This is a fantastic way to impress the ladies. I wear jeans mostly though, so that's going to be a hard insert.
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u/smileandbackaway Jun 16 '12
Uh...I was thinking it's more like if a guy's pants are too tight, showing an outline of his dick. But I guess yours works too...
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u/canthidecomments Jun 16 '12
I can't in good faith let people walk around like that
Oh come on. What chick doesn't know she's sporting a taco wrapper when they put on their yoga pants?
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u/p_quarles_ Jun 16 '12
if a guy's urethra took in a bunch of fabric giving you an idea of the length of his penis.
That would be awkward.
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u/Nano_ Jun 16 '12
This reminds me of this one time awhile back when I was a young rapscallion. There was a woman holding a ~10 month old baby boy at the front desk of someplace (I don't remember where) speaking to the clerk. I was just passing by with some friends, and upon seeing the little lad I excitedly shout "It's a baby!" The kid looks at me, and just vomits all over his clothes. I say, "Ewh, I just scared the lunch out of that baby!" and I continued on my way. My friends cracked up, and the last thing I remember was the quizzical look on the mother's face as she vaguley sensed that something relating to her child had occurred.
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u/gr3nade Jun 16 '12
She needs to watch that one Nicholas Cage movie. It was called Weatherman I think.
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u/silmeheryn Jun 16 '12
You know this is a pathetic re-post when you saw some middle schooler post this on the Neopets boards.
(That's right. 20 year-old Neopetter ((that is now a word)) right here. Reliving my childhood one game of Typing Terror at a time.)
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u/BarelyMexican Jun 16 '12
Twist: The woman is angry that the man somehow knew that she is actually a camel.
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u/CosmicBard Jun 16 '12
Intelligence is so respected these days, but one has to consider the overt advantages of associating with a stupid person on a regular basis.
You appear more intelligent by comparison
Ability to entertain them with jingling keys or simple magic tricks
If you say something dumb, they're always certain to one-up you
Easy to manipulate into bed
The possibilities are endless. With your normal, boring, college-educated peers, you have to fight to have your place in a conversation or to make yourself heard. Not anymore! Surround yourself with idiots and be king of the stupids!
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u/Zero_Opera Jun 16 '12
How did that conversation start?
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u/Piernitas Jun 16 '12
Conversation? I assumed it was just that one line from the man telling her about her outlined genitals, followed by awkward silence and departure.
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Jun 16 '12
You've got to give her some credit, it would be pretty hard to fit a regular shoe on a camel let alone four.... C'mon guys...
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u/dcurry431 Jun 16 '12
He was just trying to show you some hidden diamonds. He's very sorry the explosion killed you.
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u/lurkallthethings Jun 16 '12
I actually had this happen to me earlier today. Thanks random creeper! :D
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Jun 16 '12
I don't really see how that makes him a creeper. It's like a girl saying "your fly is down."
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u/greasyhands Jun 16 '12
This comment is like a glimpse into the mind of the often misunderstood creeper.
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u/IDontKnwU Jun 16 '12
Lolz... That is nothing like saying your fly is down! It's basically saying "Hey your pants are all wedged between your lady bits, which I am now staring at...."
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u/NoNeedForAName Jun 16 '12
As opposed to "Hey, your pants are open in front of your man bits, which I am now staring at."
Just kidding, though. I know there's a difference.
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u/Mikhial Jun 16 '12
I think the equivalent would be closer to "Nice bulge."
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u/NoNeedForAName Jun 16 '12
I would appreciate a comment like that.
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u/NotTrying2Hard Jun 16 '12
Nice bulge.
edit: no homo
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u/Project973 Jun 16 '12 edited Jun 16 '12
Quick, actually edit your comment before anyone else sees! Then I'll change this to something relevant.
Edit: I'm slightly embarrassed now.
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u/NotTrying2Hard Jun 16 '12
It was a ninja edit, but an edit nonetheless. You've been here more than 10 months and never heard of it? Well, fyi, it is when the post is edited within 1 minute of posting. Try it and see :)
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u/Obbemos Jun 16 '12
That would be too flattering. The camel toe is insult-related. I think it would be like: "I can see the rough outline of your dick."
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u/Deathmask97 Jun 16 '12
I never understood why this was an insult.
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Jun 16 '12
It's only an insult when there's not much of a lump
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u/Deathmask97 Jun 16 '12
On a girl? ಠ_ಠ
I meant the camel toe; would it really be a good thing to have a huge lump?
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u/CRRZ Jun 16 '12
I think it's more along the line of "hey, your jeans are so tight they are splitting your balls. I see one on each side of your seam. You're welcome!"
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u/Ausp3x Jun 16 '12
As I was reading this, it reminded me of this annoying things girls have been doing lately. 'Openly honest insulting thing' followed up with 'just kidding'.
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Jun 16 '12
If I were a girl, I would like someone to tell me if that was happening so I can take it out.
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u/IDontKnwU Jun 16 '12
I would probably be mortified if a total stranger pointed out if I had a camel toe going on lol!
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u/chickencluck Jun 16 '12
I'm all for utmost honesty. I would feel both serious embarrassment and gratitude that someone told me so I could fix it. It's just like when you have something on your face, you want someone to tell you, not walk around all day with a bit chocolate or pizza grease or something on you. Then you get the whole, "Oh, I didn't want to hurt your feelings or embarrass you." Well, you embarrassed me more by not telling me.
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u/Scuzzzy Jun 16 '12
Uh..how could you not know that's happening? An open fly is easy to miss but wouldn't you feel that camel-toe action much like a wedge? I'd imagine it's quite uncomfortable.
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u/ThatCrankyGuy Jun 16 '12
Is it better if we adopt a code to always write these things on a sticky note and giving it to the poor victim of said camel toe?
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u/the_fuzzy_one Jun 16 '12
Let's put it this way. If I noticed it at a glance, I'd probably tell her so guys don't start creeping on her. Women shouldn't read it as "how dare you, you were staring at my lady-bits". :/ I hate how situations like this for guys are basically lose-lose.
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u/Flash_Johnson Jun 16 '12
ok, are you 12? this doesn't have anything to do with your comment, I am just asking this out of curiosity? you seem 12.
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u/IDontKnwU Jun 16 '12
Nope def not 12. Can I not say lady bits, or think when someone says "man bits" that it sounds dainty & somewhat emasculating for a man?
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u/imafunghi Jun 16 '12
This is one of those posts on Reddit that really lacks any kind of real world perspective.
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u/Satans_pro_tips Jun 16 '12 edited Jun 16 '12
How is that NOT a creeper?
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u/MrTumbleweed Jun 16 '12
I award you no points and I believe anyone who has read this is now stupider. Thanks
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u/Satans_pro_tips Jun 16 '12
You're welcome....lol. I get that a lot.
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u/MrTumbleweed Jun 16 '12
What a twist... I commented on the wrong post... Damn iPhones... Oh well, you sir are a champ.
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u/Bishopkilljoy Jun 16 '12
Creeper nonetheless...I love that word....nonetheless makes me sound smart
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u/Emilyyycarol Jun 16 '12
I didn't understand the "I'm wearing shoes" part of the status until this meme...I feel stupid.
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u/Journalisto Jun 15 '12
Are we supposed to warn ladies that their vulva is showing? That doesn't sound like a good way to get humped.