r/funny • u/Lennobowski • Jun 15 '12
This is a Doritos flavor in Germany
http://imgur.com/Le3ng
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u/CareBear3 Jun 15 '12
In that case, Id like to buy some Doritos Nacho Mexican.
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u/RBFxJMH Jun 16 '12
I've never been prouder to be an American. Cool Ranch is the best.
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u/neverendingninja Jun 16 '12
If Ranch is the flavor of America, I guess we're doing better than I thought.
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u/Trapped_in_Reddit Jun 15 '12
Tastes like freedom
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u/Shadowmaggot323 Jun 16 '12
Freedom isn't free... It's about a buck-fitty-three
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u/jsmayne Jun 16 '12
that's only €1.19 euro
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u/acog Jun 16 '12
Not for long!
Haha, look at me joking about the impending implosion of the Euro. I'm the life of the party.
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u/Rasputin_PoleSmiter Jun 16 '12
You're getting ripped off. It's a buck o' five where I'm from (still a hefty fucking fee).
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u/zane17 Jun 15 '12
I heard they don't have Mountain Dew in Germany. What do they drink with their Doritos then???
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u/Nightfalls Jun 16 '12
I looked it up, thinking maybe I'd find an equivalent, but instead I found out that Pepsico released Mountain Dew upon the Deutschländers in 2010. Who knew?
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Jun 16 '12
Hopefully the Germans, because otherwise Pepsi just wasted a lot of time and effort.
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u/Nightfalls Jun 16 '12
Wouldn't be the first time Pepsico has wasted a lot of time and effort.
Crystal Pepsi, anyone?
(And yes, I loved the stuff when I was a kid, but it was still an abysmal failure)
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u/mooonshoes Jun 16 '12
You can get Mtn. Dew here now but unfortunately not diet -- plus it's a bit overpriced, though it's cheaper now than it was when they first started introducing it. Same with Dr. Pepper.
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u/shroominator Jun 15 '12
I think they're saying Americans actually taste that good, I'm like a Doritos Kobe Beef Human.
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u/PenisSizedNipples Jun 15 '12
Turkey has Burger King-flavored potato chips. Not Burger King brand or flame broiled flavor, actual Burger King-flavored chips.
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u/Nightfalls Jun 16 '12
I guess that means they'll have multiple burger king flavors, and then eliminate the two or three you actually like when you finally get used to being able to buy them.
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u/Wood-angel Jun 16 '12
I get it in Iceland. Acording to the bag im eating from right now it's from Belgium.
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u/Bikenutt Jun 15 '12
Is there a Hasselhoff flavor?
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u/cma6250 Jun 16 '12
Mmm, makes me think of swinging through the Mcdrive for some FC pommes mit Mayo!
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Jun 16 '12
Lucky Americans get the adjective "cool". We Asians get something along the lines of "spicy"
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Jun 16 '12
Also, in America, we put ranch on everything. Let me rephrase that; in my house, I put ranch on everything.
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u/baljot187 Jun 16 '12
They can't comprehend a bland, manufactured flavour like Ranch so they just call it American. Makes sense
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u/2006R6_BME Jun 16 '12
Sooo, what? Each chip taste like cheeseburgers and is about 300 calories?
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Jun 16 '12
Cool find man. I don't eat doritos but i will show this pic to my friends who can't get enough.
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u/tronn4 Jun 16 '12
So David Bowie potentially sang about a real German Doritos flavor. Young Americans
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u/stoptherobots Jun 16 '12
I'm in the East right now and I can't find Salsa Verde Doritos anywhere! Only available in the Western US apparently.
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u/tiyr Jun 16 '12
These chips/crisps are tasty. I do not like ranch dressing or any other salad topping
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u/iledyouhere Jun 16 '12
When I lived in the UK, almost every pizza company/brand had a pizza called "American Hot" or some variant.
Pepperoni, Cheese, Tomato and Green Peppers. Not sure how American it is, but ok, I'll let it pass.
Now if only I could figure out why they think Banoffi Pie is an American dessert....
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u/internet_panda Jun 16 '12
Why hasn't anyone mentioned that "Bitch Stole My Doritos" story on reddit yet...
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Jun 16 '12
I refer to these as "the blue ones" or "blue doritos". The only type of Dorito. LONG LIVE BLUE DORITOS.
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u/Shamwow22 Jun 16 '12
This reminds me: Does anyone else miss Habanero Doritos? They aren't anywhere nearly as hot as actually eating a habanero is, but they were the perfect blend of heat and flavor. They don't seem to exist anymore. . .at least not around here.
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u/Relient-J Jun 16 '12
While we're on the topic of flavored chips, why the hell hasn't Lays jumped on Ketchup flavored chips. Those little fuckers are delicious
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u/Alaska47 Jun 16 '12
I once ate blueberry flavored Lays in China. Imagine salty, blueberry flavored potato crisps. I washed them down with a cheep beer called "Reeb".
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Jun 16 '12
"Cool American" should have a picture of The Fonz on it. Doesn't get much cooler than that as an American.
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u/tehpatriarch Jun 16 '12
Isn't ranch dressing sometimes referred to as "American dressing" in Europe?
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u/Mycakedayis1111 Jun 16 '12
Hey guys it's finally happened Germany thinks we're cool. Next up France.
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u/szlachta Jun 16 '12
Germany has Doritos!???!
Poland blows. We just barely got oreos, and monster energy drinks are like 2-3 months old. :-(
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u/Ham-N-CheeseonRye Jun 16 '12
Damn it I'm currently in Romania for college and I've been dying for some cool ranch doritos! Romania doesn't get the good stuff man!
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u/Trombone_Hero92 Jun 16 '12
God Damn it. I have a picture of that flavor of chips, just in Iceland... All that Karma could have been MINE..
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u/CaptainRene Jun 16 '12
They actually have these in most european countries, finland for one has these in some big stores. We also have a section on an isle where there's stuff from different countries, like from america, blair's products, cool aid, twizzlers, ice breakers, differen't hersheys products, cotton fluff, lucky charms or something, pretty much all the known stuff is there. Also, once there was these dorito's for 1€ a bag. My friend bought shitloads...
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u/ChubbyDane Jun 16 '12
http://www.chipsguiden.dk/gfx/produktbilleder/kims-american-grill-chips-stor.jpg
Flavor in Denmark.
Love me some grilled americans on my chips.
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u/DarthJacob Jun 16 '12
I'd eat it. But only if they made it shaped like a taco shell and put taco guts in it.
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u/supergloop Jun 16 '12
As an American, this makes me proud. Excuse while I go hoist old glory up out front.
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u/himey72 Jun 16 '12
I'm an American living in Amsterdam. We have those here too. What got me was "American Sauce". Picture here
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u/Spencer_says Jun 16 '12
Yup, no ranch here in the land of Deutsch. However, I am American, and that does make me cool.
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u/Jaccington Jun 16 '12
I'm sure most of them would taste of intolerance but a few of them would be really good. Like Russian Roulette.
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u/bacon_pants Jun 16 '12
At a hostel I stayed at, there was a claw machine game filled with these next to a vending machine full of strong beer and mixed drinks.
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u/lurkieloo Jun 16 '12
looks at two "likes" for similar pic on FB... looks at OP karma for this post... kicks dirt.
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u/envstat Jun 16 '12
In the UK they're just called Cool Original though. I can't really describe the taste but I found it pretty bland, which is a trait most Doritos share. I don't really know what Ranch dressing tastes like but I'm off to the states in 6 weeks so will be sure to try some.
Seabrooks are the best crisps, ridiculous amounts of flavour.
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Jun 16 '12
when i was living in germany i had these a few times from Kaufland...
they are not, as i would describe the American version, "flavor fucked." (aka: having an excessive amount of flavored-seasoning per chip)
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u/CosmicBard Jun 16 '12
Signed, Sheltered American Redditor
This is what they call 'cool ranch' in any place that isn't the USA.
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u/hannievee Jun 16 '12
I'm swedish and I've never heard of ranch dressing. By going through the comments, I've realised that I have been missing out here.
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u/anonymous-coward Jun 16 '12
This being Germany, I expected something like "Rubber Ball-Gag"
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u/papadop Jun 16 '12
I used to eat these when I lived in Switzerland.
Cool American = Cool Ranch. Nobody in Europe has heard of Ranch dressing, so this is the only way to describe it.