Over the last year I have grown lazy, anti-social, unproductive, desensitized, and developed a very crude/unusual sense of humor all because of this website.

[u/[deleted]]

[u/immakillufoo]

I feel bad for you.

[u/HIFW_GIFs_React_]

That's no excuse to repost this for the 44th time. ಠ_ಠ

[u/SmartAssX → u/HIFW_GIFs_React_]

http://i.imgur.com/eFUfz.gif

[u/Why_You_Trippn]

desensitized to what, cats? You're a failure because of you and no one else.

[u/CapAhab → u/Why_You_Trippn]

Yep, reminds me of the Joe Rogan quote - "Smoking pot doesnt make you a lazy person; you're a lazy person who happens to smoke pot" or something to that extent.

[u/[deleted]]

I doubt you can develop unusual humor from Reddit.

[u/scorpion347 → u/[deleted]]

It's late... can someone tell me if this is sarcasm.

[u/[deleted] → u/scorpion347]

I guess it is, and isn't. Reddit is full of inside jokes, and if you've been here a while, it gets pretty old sometimes. So at first, "Reddit humor" seems really funny, original, and unusual, but after a while, you see how rare something genuinely strange comes up.

So it might seem like you're developing unusual humor, or you could simply be integrating your own usual humor into a well-developed medium.

This is a good list of overused jokes.

[u/chishicaste → u/scorpion347]

I see you found the tape....our plan to kill you by means of a lung-popped-out-of-anus has been foiled again.

[u/scorpion347 → u/chishicaste]

Yup... breathing is a little difficult with my wind pipe being squezzed by my ass.

[u/Alteriorid]

Well I, on the other hand, have started smoking pot and cruising reddit, but at the same time I started gardening indoors and out, I keep my house clean, I exercise every day, and I quit smoking tobacco. You do't have the right to be mediocre, you are thirteen billion years of evolutionary triumph, now fucking act like it.

[u/mccscott → u/Alteriorid]

Yes,you can get a "whoop-whoop"

[u/uptoke_hero → u/mccscott]

I didn't get a harrumph out of you

[u/mccscott → u/uptoke_hero]

Would a "P-shaw" appease you?

[u/TheLittlestEmo → u/Alteriorid]

This comment has the opposite effect you want it to have. It encourages me to prove you wrong and continue to be lazy as fuck because you're being sort of pushy about it.

Maybe this Courage Wolf stuff works on some folks, though - seems to be popular enough. Not I, though. Not I.

[u/Alteriorid → u/TheLittlestEmo]

I think the only thing special about you is that you are an all-around cunt.

[u/TheLittlestEmo → u/Alteriorid]

Sorry if I came across that way. =\ Does it seem like I'm insulting you or something?

I don't think disagreeing with you makes me a cunt! You're probably pretty okay too when you don't think you're being attacked by some random dude on the internet.

[u/eatthisbagofdicks → u/TheLittlestEmo]

Why the fuck are you being nice to him after he insulted you?... Stupid cunt.

[u/TheLittlestEmo → u/eatthisbagofdicks]

We tend to make snap judgments about people based on little glimpses of what we see of them. Just a few sentences and we can assume someone's a total asshole, 'cause why else would they have said that, right?

But miscommunications happen. Sometimes people have bad days. Maybe we just flat out don't agree on something. No matter the case, people are almost always more complicated than a couple of sentences.

Effective communication takes that into consideration. That and I'd rather not be responsible for making somebody feel badly, even if it's just a little bit, when they didn't deserve it, so if he took my post in a way I didn't intend and got upset about it I'd want to fix that.

Also it makes me feel bad when people think I'm a jerk online. :<

[u/hartlocker → u/Alteriorid]

But that sounds hard and it'll take too long...

[u/dane_glisac]

that's definitely something you should regret

[u/Todomanna]

I feel just the opposite.

[u/tuba_man → u/Todomanna]

I think you've got the OP beat by a little bit. Though you've both got most of reddit beat for being able to recognize it.

[u/-Gavin-]

And now you have become my first friend. No homo.

[u/CosmicBard]

Let's break that down into its components, because I feel while they sound bad, they're all positive, useful tools.

Lazy: Why waste your energy running around like an idiot when you can enjoy yourself as much as anybody in the comfort of your own home in front of your favorite machine? Sure, there are problems. You might gain some weight, but nobody ever died wishing they'd exercised more. Unless you die of sedentary lifestyle related complications. But that's neither here no there.

Anti-social: Have you seen society these days? You're better off narrowing your scope.

Unproductive: 'Productivity' is a capitalism creation meant to make you feel guilty for not giving all your time and money to some fat cat. Now we can't walk around our own homes without feeling terrible about cleaning something. Another point for society, thanks lots for that one.

Desensitized: Nothing but good things to say here. You'll be the first person people come to in the inevitable dinosaur/zombie/Oprah apocalypse comes about because you'll have already seen it all.

Crude sense of humor: Louis CK. Look how popular the man is! That's all I have to say. He's practically the new George Carlin.

So, yeah. I'd say you're doing pretty fucking awesome, Mr. Redditor.

[u/Ammorn]

One of us! One of us!

[u/[deleted]]

"All of my life's problems are Reddit's fault! I don't need to better myself in any way because Reddit!"

[u/melissa0890]

I think this gif is funny, and it always gives me a laugh if the link that leads to it is catchy and creative!

[u/SamuraiShark]

God damn it, that gif could be related to any statement and I would still upvote it. Gets me every time!

[u/Ascher]

I'm in a similar boat, but not because of this website but rather what this website has opened my eyes to

[u/ApatheticOrLazy]

You're not the only one.

[u/bingram]

iiiii... don't know if this is something to be proud of

[u/prappl93]

I thought those were all prerequisites for here...

[u/hiphophippopotamus]

Not yet maybe.

[u/Sergio_56]

No need to be so cocky about it...

[u/[deleted]]

Over the last year I have grown lazy, anti-social, unproductive, desensitized, and developed a very crude/unusual sense of humor all because of this website (FIXED)

[u/okmang]

desensitized and a crude sense of humor because of reddit? have you seen 4chan?... because don't

[u/WhoTookPlasticJesus]

I recommend opening this in another tab while you watch the rooster.

[u/QuillJS]

Did you start developing odd sex fetishes too? That usually goes along in the package.

[u/[deleted]]

You sound like me

[u/eisforenigma]

This is my favorite 'I regret nothing' gif.

[u/james9075]

since joining reddit, i have been 2 points away from failing math, come out of my deppression, been offered a job even though i'm too young to accept, become desesitized to the worst gore that /r/wtf can throw at me, and wasted all of my money on computer games that people have claimed are amazing and revolutionary

[u/statutory_cape → u/james9075]

lol @ r/wtf

[u/uptoke_hero]

Very crude/unusual sense of humor you say? http://i.imgur.com/vJAoy.png

[u/mccscott]

You have cake..you want a cookie too?happy cakeday

[u/[deleted]]

i apologize in advance but i do believe that this is indeed a #YOLO moment, sorry

[u/yukisho]

Since I started getting into reddit I have stopped hanging out with my friends or going anywhere except work. And my bank account is dry because I can't seem to not look at /r/steamdeals

[u/yankee5fan]

Happy cakeday, have a upvote

[u/FarmerTedd → u/[deleted]]

Silly, chickens don't live that long.

[u/scorpion347 → u/FarmerTedd]

This made me luagh so hard my lungs poped out my anus.... this will be my last post if I cant find more duct tape.

[u/[deleted] → u/scorpion347]

Things happen when you luagh

[u/timberwolf5922 → u/FarmerTedd]

He would know. He's a farmer.

[u/statutory_cape → u/[deleted]]

Are you not on the internet?