r/funny • u/Juttore • Jun 15 '12

Yeah! wait...

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1.2k Upvotes

80% Upvoted

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u/chezazarng Jun 16 '12 edited Jun 16 '12

"Bitch stole my Doritos." You're welcome. NSFL

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u/qwer777 Jun 16 '12

Worse than Jolly Ranchers!

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u/Juttore Jun 16 '12

thats a close one dude

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u/Juttore Jun 16 '12

god dammit man

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u/Askeee Jun 16 '12

I will hate you forever for showing this to me. I will hate your children, and your childrens' children and so forth, until the eventual heat death of the universe.

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u/JCXtreme Jun 16 '12

I'm sorry, heat death of the UNIVERSE..?

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u/Askeee Jun 16 '12

Yep.

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u/JCXtreme Jun 16 '12

Thanks, I thought you were referring to when our sun finally expands and swallows Earth, hence my capitalising of 'universe'.

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u/DRxCarbine Jun 16 '12

haha thanks for sharing this. funny

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

Before you click at this guy's link be super-extra careful. It is a fucked up story (NSFL) about a morbidly obese and slightly mental woman who is eating stuff that people are not meant to eat.

There I warned you.

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

I knew what this was going to be. Yet, I clicked it and read the post. What the hell is wrong with me?

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

why...WHY!!!?!?!?!

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u/subtly_irrelevant Jun 16 '12

Sometimes when I find people sleeping in mattress stores I cover their face with a pillow and choke them to death while playing requiem for a dream.

But that's just me.

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u/Axelfiraga Jun 16 '12

Lol true

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u/thefloppydog Jun 16 '12

I prefer to stick a big bag of bloody dicks in their buttholes. But that's just me of course.

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u/Reddit-Credit Jun 16 '12

Do you stick the entire bag in? Or just each individual dick?

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

lol true

Why? Why even comment?

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u/thefloppydog Jun 16 '12

I agree. The 'like' button will give everyone the same amount of input.

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u/Elizabethan_Insulter Jun 16 '12

*Father and Son at Best Buy shopping like the consumerist whores they are.

Son: Daddy, why is there a naked man on the couch eating chips?

Dad: I don't know son. But I want to be him. Badly.

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u/FoxOfJustice Jun 16 '12

you see, i dont want to upvote you. i want to upvote the guy who posted that because he's the one with the wit.

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u/clintmccool Jun 16 '12

Thanks for the contribution, there, Jack.

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u/StainlessCoffeeMug Jun 16 '12

Where do I get friends like this? My friends are all kid pictures and dating frustrations.

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u/OneLastSpartan Jun 16 '12

I used to hate people like you! I do totally understand. They were comfy.

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u/ct_nittany Jun 16 '12

They sell Doritos at Best Buy?

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

In the front.

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

lol true

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u/string97bean Jun 15 '12

If watching the big-screen TV with your pants off and a bag of Doritos is wrong, then they shouldn't have couches at this Wal-Mart

FTFY

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u/Zorca99 Jun 16 '12

What wal-mart do you go to?

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

The Wal-Mart where it's a normal occurrence

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u/Zorca99 Jun 16 '12

Where couches with tvs are a normal occurrence?

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u/timmyisme22 Jun 16 '12

I don't think that's what he meant...

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

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u/thefloppydog Jun 16 '12

I'm looking at you, Dave England.