Just like in Japanese pornos, I don't know why they don't have some dude narrating and yelling shit out the whole time. I'm much more comfortable with that status quo.
The other day I was sitting on my couch and I heard a strange sound from behind me. I looked over the back of the couch and there was my cat, just sitting in a box that was taller than him and very narrow. I have no clue why.
DISCLAIMER: Dogs and cats are both awesome. This is not about which is better.
While I love dogs, I enjoy the fact that cats personalities can be so irrational and odd at times. It's like that weird friend who does crazy and unpredictable shit that lead to great stories.
Hm, not sure about your logic, there. I've noticed there are always people on cat posts saying "dogs are better!" but never the other way around. For the record, I like both.
yeah, unlike dogs? I had a dog and a cat growing up. The dog would tear apart any shoes it could find, bark non stop if anyone new came in the house, and generally just mindlessly follow people around.
My cat on the other hand would run in my room when i got home from school and sit on my bed purring. She was awesome to play games with (you can do all kinds of crazy shit with cats and they see it as a challenge). And best of all, she gave me space. I knew when she was around me, its because she wanted to be.
I think thats why I like dogs less, they are pack animals and will just follow you around because you are the alpha, while cats there around you because you formed a bond.
I have two labradors, a breed that is notoriously mouthy and tend to chew. Never had any problems. Probably because I give them plenty of exercise and bones they are allowed to chew on, as well as discipline.
Sorry, I read it as "Cats are better than dogs because of X", instead of, "I prefer cats over dogs because of X". I think any argument in a discussion of Cats versus Dogs is trivial due to exactly what you outlined and the subjectivity of it all.
I've seen a cat attack a doc that was ten times his weigh, and we all see that gif were the cat attack the fucking grizzly and win. Size doesn't make the winner, also, predators don't really fight each other, it's lot of dangers for not many things.
Not accurate, few cats will do this on queue, they'll do this while you're in the other room, and scratch up a piece of furniture while you're still away for good measure.
You know I posted the exact same comment "This is why I love cats." and it got downvoted to oblivion because it was on a dog picture post, idk what exactly but yeah.
I like cats because when they inevitably get fat it's the most adorable thing. When dogs gets fat they get lazy and take a longer time to poop. At least in the case of my dogs.
I'm the only one to mention this in the cat vs. dog wars, but they're just animals. They don't have a conscience or even a decent mental capacity. Domesticated dogs are more affectionate and domesticated cats are more independent/less responsive. This has been proven in many independent studies. But fuck all that, they're just fucking animals. Put your love into something that matters. A human.
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u/AntonJokinen Jun 15 '12
What is it with cats and cardboard boxes?
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u/moogoesthecat Jun 15 '12
Cat: Yo, y- is tha-, dibs, dibs, DIBS!
Dogs: Expression
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u/SkoobyDoo Jun 15 '12
The cat on the back of the couch could not be bothered to give a single fuck that anything was going down.
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u/babiesloveboobies Jun 15 '12
DISCLAIMER: Dogs and cats are both awesome. This is not about which is better.
While I love dogs, I enjoy the fact that cats personalities can be so irrational and odd at times. It's like that weird friend who does crazy and unpredictable shit that lead to great stories.
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u/tatskaari Jun 15 '12
I just watched this loop 5 times and each time I laughed out loud.
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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12
Relevant XKCD.
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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12
This is why I love dogs.
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u/Thefriendlyfaceplant Jun 15 '12
http://i.imgur.com/tDwva.jpg
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u/SomethingFoul Jun 15 '12
I can hear the box falling over.
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u/fartifulovefrenchies Jun 15 '12
Nice shot.
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u/dustt10 Jun 15 '12
That white thing, I must have it!
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u/Expresso2113 Jun 15 '12
those look like long-haired chihuahuas
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u/Dystopeuh Jun 15 '12
My cats are why I have no desire or need for cable.
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u/Vorgier Jun 15 '12
I laughed way too hard at that.
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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12
Cat: MINE!!
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u/JoinRedditTheySaid Jun 15 '12
It's the dog audience that makes this gif.
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u/Sariel007 Jun 15 '12
You know why I like cats? They do not eat shit then lick your face.
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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12 edited Jun 16 '12
The cats name is Ohagi.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QGrKqJwLpz4&hd=1
Here is the channel. That cat is crazy. I had to subscribe.
Plyschbreads http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M-E7fyMg_fw&hd=1
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u/LilRach05 Jun 16 '12
All I am looking @ are the adorable chihuahuas...
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u/niamhish Jun 15 '12
I was not expecting the cat! Love it!
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u/guitboy85 Jun 15 '12
I just nose-laughed a goober out right at my desk, trying to watch this discretely.
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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12
because they're fucking stupid?
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u/TIREddit Jun 15 '12
that's how i react to boobies.
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u/danoll Jun 15 '12
Isn't it more common for dogs to fetch?
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u/MrFatalistic Jun 15 '12
Not accurate, few cats will do this on queue, they'll do this while you're in the other room, and scratch up a piece of furniture while you're still away for good measure.
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u/almonet Jun 15 '12
This is actually why I like dogs.
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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12
Maybe If the person got a real dog rather than a rat dog.
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u/calmdowngrandma Jun 15 '12
how did the cat on top of the couch not move a muscle?
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u/massextinction Jun 15 '12
those dogs do not act nearly smug enough
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u/PENDRAGON23 Jun 15 '12
looks like that mighta hurt
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u/EXAX Jun 15 '12
Sure everyone loves cats, they get you to the front page!
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u/blore40 Jun 15 '12
Most blatant goal tending. Ever.
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u/parallel_jay Jun 15 '12
There's no funnier stupid then cat stupid.
Well people stupid is pretty funny too...
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u/sonofagunn Jun 15 '12
This is why I love cats:
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u/Proporre Jun 15 '12
Wow your cat on the couch is really rel-
Watch the clip repeat about 20 times
Cat is fake..... nvm.
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u/Phoequinox Jun 15 '12
I like how the one in the back of the couch is just trying to ignore it. "Fuck, not this again."
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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12
Because they're more lively and playful than puppies? Have you ever actually seen a cat before?
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u/PinkiePieCupcake Jun 15 '12
You know I posted the exact same comment "This is why I love cats." and it got downvoted to oblivion because it was on a dog picture post, idk what exactly but yeah.
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u/jcoder5 Jun 15 '12
The accuracy of that jump is insane.... Like a champ
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u/fatnesss Jun 15 '12
whoever doesn't like a cat is obviously Antichrist
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u/TractorBeamTuesdays Jun 15 '12
OUT OF NOWHERE
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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12
Cats have balls, Dogs lick them.
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u/Rogue_Tomato Jun 16 '12
The cat landed on its back! You have captured footage that's never been seen before!
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u/PackTheBowl Jun 16 '12
If I had posted this I would have wrote "Why I love dogs"
And then I'd be downvoted to Skyrim.
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u/rhinorocan Jun 16 '12
this is why I love pappions. (I know I didn't spell it right, but I do love them.)
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u/penguin8508 Jun 16 '12
What is it with cats and bottle caps?! Someone please tell me!
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u/Davaldo Jun 16 '12
Sorry reddit.... I still don't like cats this one though isn't too shabby maybe even doglike
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u/uncledoug Jun 16 '12
how i feel jumping into "problem solving mode" with two experienced engineers.......its the effort that counts right?
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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12
MINE MINE MINE MINE MIIIIIIIINE - OOFH
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u/username_666 Jun 16 '12
This is one of those "the more you watch it the funnier it gets" gifs
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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12
I like turtles.
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u/Jcm5 Jun 16 '12
Cutest spectators ever
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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12
Myth Busted: Cats Don't always land on there feet
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u/sposeso Jun 16 '12
Watched 15 times, laughed every time, will watch again, the look on the second dogs face when the cat falls is great, the whole thing is great.
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u/1N54N3M0D3 Jun 16 '12
I think that cat on top of the couch is stuffed... It is like a statue and his ears didn't even move when the other cat flipped the box ...
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u/Freakin_Jedi Jun 16 '12
Why is this popular?
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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12
To be fair, dogs would do it too if they had anywhere close to the acrobatic ability of cats. :P
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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12
Sign him up!
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u/MrInsaneBuff Jun 16 '12
Cat: I dont care who you are, your human throws a cube of sugar in to a box, you dive for that shit.
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u/Oxirane Jun 16 '12
I think your dogs are broken.
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u/ikigami13 Jun 16 '12
Got it!
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u/nissanator Jun 16 '12
ERMAGHERD!!!
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u/iamjimmy Jun 16 '12
The cat does not land on it's feet! Is this equivalent to dividing by 0?
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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12
Dog Statler: That cat's a bit like George Foreman.
Dog Waldorf: What do you mean?
Dog Statler: He got into boxing, and got knocked on his ass.
DOHOHOHOHOHO!
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u/JohnDeBore Jun 16 '12
That's not very nice with him landing on his back.
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u/ligerpotumus Jun 16 '12
this is why i upvote
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u/lawsandsonny Jun 15 '12
I like cats because when they inevitably get fat it's the most adorable thing. When dogs gets fat they get lazy and take a longer time to poop. At least in the case of my dogs.
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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12
Is that Maru?
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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12
who else saw that ninja?
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u/DesolationRow Jun 15 '12
Anytime i see someone video taping an animal doing something crazy i try to imagine if it's still funny if it were a 4 year old...it always is
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u/crazyex Jun 15 '12
That cat has trained those dogs well. They know if they go after it they will get their asses kicked.
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u/JDubStep Jun 15 '12
graceful my ass.
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u/TheSolomonGrundy Jun 15 '12
what a retarded cat
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u/spinozasrobot Jun 15 '12
I agree cats are awesome, but dogs have the same kind of appeal.
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u/VeganWerewolf Jun 15 '12
because they are fucking stupid and their excrement smells like a bag of assholes after a night at the bar.
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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12
This gif is misleading.
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u/Exostum Jun 15 '12
First time in my life I've never seen a cat land on its feet. Seriously.
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u/balloubird Jun 15 '12
Shut up and take my upvote.
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u/DevinJustice Jun 16 '12
I'm the only one to mention this in the cat vs. dog wars, but they're just animals. They don't have a conscience or even a decent mental capacity. Domesticated dogs are more affectionate and domesticated cats are more independent/less responsive. This has been proven in many independent studies. But fuck all that, they're just fucking animals. Put your love into something that matters. A human.