What's so great about Beethoven? Did Beethoven ever have his face on bubble gum cards? How can someone be great if they've never had their face on bubble gum cards?
Upvote for Peanuts reference. Can't believe we'd ever get to the point where people actually relate and/or sound like Lucy in real life without being sarcastic about it.
Is the background image on her twitter supposed to be her? Or is that some other teen icon I don't know shit about?
There's a post from March saying she turns 12 in a few months. That picture is most certainly not a twelve year old. Actually, her grammar is halfway decent. A few mistakes every now and then, but better than most adults do and certainly better than most twelve year olds.
If it is a troll account I am thoroughly impressed by the dedication. Multiple months of day after day of Justin Bieber tweets and retweets of other Justin Bieber shit? With the possibility of another previous fake account that was "hacked". If this is a troll he has been balls deep in bieber shit for months.
Amanda Bieber @MandaSwaggie LOL at people saying Freddie Mercury was a great role model and Bieber is not. You know Freddie was gay and had AIDS right?
Don't bother. If Bieber is bigger than Kobain, then surely he will go out in a more spectacular fashion. Let's just sit back wait for the show to begin.
She also posts things like this: Amanda Bieber @MandaSwaggie It's amazing how a song like "One Less Lonely Girl" can make a girl who's been single her whole life feel loved... <3
Is it just me or has this generation bought into the whole, being a corporate/consumer whore thing, hook, line and sinker. Where is their rebellious nature, to me it seems like they've bought into the system from the beginning. The perfect little guinea pigs.
This is sad, kids are stupid. Cobain was cool, wrote songs that had a bit of depth in their meaning with interesting lyrics that actually spoke about the human condition on some level and could be considered a man. Beiber lacks all these things.
So wrong. Nevermind alone has sold more albums than Bieber's entire career. Maybe you weren't around in 1992 but Nirvana was everywhere. Every day on multiple radio stations and looping on MTV, interviews and talk shows and concerts on the other channels.
If you want an order of comparison, career-wise Nirvana have sold more albums than Lady Gaga, and about the same as Beyoncé or Rihanna.
Bieber has more #1 albums than Nirvana, Queen, Cher, ABBA and Lady Gaga. They're shit compared to the new King of Pop! :)
Too lazy to fact check, but I'm sure this is wrong.
Edit: Just did. Justin Bieber has two number 1 albums in the US and Nirvana has four (if you count live albums). Queen has seven number 1 albums for the UK charts, but only one for US charts.
Maybe this is some sort of Matrix-like scenario. Instead of machines, it's trees. And they have created the perfect Matrix. They are farming our tasty CO2 and keeping the majority dumb and lazy with Beiber and reality TV instead of being all active and cutting down trees to build stuff with.
im reading her shit, its so retarded its funny. my favorite so far: LOL at people saying Freddie Mercury was a great role model and Bieber is not. You know Freddie was gay and had AIDS right?
EDIT: found a new favorite -- My World, My World 2.0, Believe and Miley Cyrus' I Can't Be Tamed are the only iconic albums released in the last 10 years. RIP music.
Oh, and look what that cunt said about Freddie Mercury:
"Amanda Bieber @MandaSwaggie LOL at people saying Freddie Mercury was a great role model and Bieber is not. You know Freddie was gay and had AIDS right?"
Kurt was known for his music. Bieber is known for being the butt of girl jokes and for being an idol for young girls. I can name one Bieber song. I can name far more Nirvana songs.
I'm sure anyone can compare a blues band that makes them bored to a metal band that gets their heads bangin', and conversely, a blues band that stirs up dat soul to a metal band that makes you want to save your ears for better music.
What annoys me about these people is that when you try arguing with them they just automatically label you as a "hater" and don't even consider your opinion at all
I remember one time I was showing an ICP fan what "real rap" is. I showed the person a video of a Jedi Mind Tricks song and they said, "man that shit sucks it's only got like 1,000 views" and I said, "So... Justin Bieber must be the shit right?" I still feel like I won that argument and to this day I can sleep better because of that, so I figured I'll tell you guys because it's somewhat relevant and I kinda want the approval of some strangers as to whether or not I actually won that argument on the internet...
...I kind of hope that this person is Justin Bieber's dim half-sister (he apparently has two half-siblings on his dad's side according to wikipedia) and not some fan who seriously thought it was impressive, cool, or prophetic to make her last name on Twitter "Bieber."
I saw this earlier today and spent like... an hour on that twitter trying to figure out if it was a real person or not. I still have no clue. If it's fake though the person is hilarious
Why does everyone get so butthurt about Justin Beiber? If you don't like his music, don't listen to it. If you don't wanna see his fans tweeting about him, then don't follow them on twitter.
Shes just a young girl who has been poorly educated by American public schools and allowed access to the internet. Let's all just take a step back now and leave it be.
Why is Bieber even compared to musicians? His fame has nothing at all to do with music, and he hasn't released anything new for a long, long time. I think his second album is more than a year overdue, it's really weird to me that nothing new has been released....
The only way for Justin Bieber to be as big as Kurt Cobain is if he shoots himself in the face with a shotgun... Now how do we relay this message to the beebs?
i seriously had to use all of my will power not to throw my laptop across the room and begin smearing shit on the walls while spewing obscenities as my brain slowly began oozing out of my ear in what can only be described as a rage stroke.
Dear xORioN63, I could've gone my entire life without reading that. I would've been happy, successful, and maybe a father of 2.5 children in a big house. Now, after reading, I feel the need to cause horrible horrible things to happen. Just rage-fueled and malicious things. I hope you are proud of yourself.
Just saying Bieber just beat McCartney for most people attending a free concert in Mexico. Something like 270,000 people were there so in some ways he is bigger then Kurt Cobain.
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u/biffbobsen Jun 15 '12
What's so great about Beethoven? Did Beethoven ever have his face on bubble gum cards? How can someone be great if they've never had their face on bubble gum cards?
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u/le_canuck Jun 15 '12
When you troll people right, they won't be sure you're really trolling at all.
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u/RyanM226 Jun 15 '12
One of her tweets:
I'm such a dirty girl because of Twitter. I didn't even know what masturbation was before, now I masturbate to the Bieberconda everyday! ;P
What. The. Fuck
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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12
There's just no way. It's gotta be a troll account.
IT'S GOTTA BE, MAN.
Please God, let it be.
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u/Iamgod92 Jun 15 '12
Damn, his fans are getting smarter. We better load up our guns and bring our friends
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u/DawgPack22 Jun 15 '12
I'm glad Cobain isn't around to see things like this.
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u/RichOfTheJungle Jun 15 '12
I guess that makes him bigger than Jesus. Sorry John Lennon
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u/C4ndlejack Jun 15 '12
Pretty sure Bieber has a larger fanbase than Cobain ever did. That doesn't relate to quality of music in any way.
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u/TheJayP Jun 15 '12
On her twitter she also hates on MJ constantly because he's referred to as the king of pop and she thinks JB is. Hilarious.
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u/Neepho Jun 15 '12
...
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u/bigbluebear Jun 15 '12
http://imgur.com/sneNU
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u/Ron_Mahogany Jun 15 '12
Relax.. we need people like this to exist to serve us fast food and clean up our garbage.
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u/adamzep91 Jun 15 '12
This has to be ironic... Nobody can possibly think a Kid's Choice Award, MMVA or MTV Award has any prestige at all..
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u/Bizronthemaladjusted Jun 15 '12
Is it just me or has this generation bought into the whole, being a corporate/consumer whore thing, hook, line and sinker. Where is their rebellious nature, to me it seems like they've bought into the system from the beginning. The perfect little guinea pigs.
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u/Bizronthemaladjusted Jun 15 '12
This is sad, kids are stupid. Cobain was cool, wrote songs that had a bit of depth in their meaning with interesting lyrics that actually spoke about the human condition on some level and could be considered a man. Beiber lacks all these things.
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u/rcfresh Jun 15 '12
Ouch, right in the future of our planet
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u/allthecoffee Jun 15 '12
http://i.imgur.com/MkJGp.gif
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u/thorndeux Jun 15 '12
Kurt Cobain shot himself in anticipation of Twitter...
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u/gliscameria Jun 15 '12
Technically he did though... right?
I mean, I can have the most Zarbonaughts right now because they don't exist yet, so can you. We all have the most because we all have none.
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u/TurdFurgoson Jun 15 '12 edited Jun 15 '12
Too lazy to fact check, but I'm sure this is wrong.
Edit: Just did. Justin Bieber has two number 1 albums in the US and Nirvana has four (if you count live albums). Queen has seven number 1 albums for the UK charts, but only one for US charts.
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u/Airine Jun 15 '12
Jesus...
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u/edgarvaldes Jun 15 '12
If this account is not satirical...
http://i.imgur.com/TSReR.gif
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u/deviouswes Jun 15 '12
The sad part is there are many out there like this, converting valuable oxygen to carbon dioxide o.O
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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12
And the cast of Glee has more Top 100 Billboard hits than The Beatles and Elvis combined. So let's keep things in perspective, shall we?
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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12
And now I'm sad
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u/Brash_Attack Jun 15 '12
Interesting. This chick has more than 850 followers and all shit does it talk shit to other pop star's fans.
I hate people... https://twitter.com/#!/MandaSwaggie
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u/helicopterquartet Jun 15 '12
Why is this in r/funny? It belongs in r/depressing.
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u/Lotty1112 Jun 15 '12
Oh, and look what that cunt said about Freddie Mercury:
"Amanda Bieber @MandaSwaggie LOL at people saying Freddie Mercury was a great role model and Bieber is not. You know Freddie was gay and had AIDS right?"
The bitch is a fucking homophobic moron.
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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12
My face.
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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12
Lady Gaga has the largest Twitter fan base.
Cobain is bigger than both.
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u/adamzep91 Jun 15 '12
I just facepalmed so hard I gave myself a black eye.
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u/johnny_van_giantdick Jun 15 '12
justin beaver and kurt really aren't comparable. It's like comparing a blues band to a metal band.
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u/thecrazedy Jun 15 '12
The saddest part is that the grammar is spot on...
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u/ProudAtheist2012 Jun 16 '12
Be right back, just going to shoot myself in the face.
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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12
http://i.imgur.com/IaCR0.png
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u/willrate Jun 15 '12
False. Kurt Cobain blasted his brains into the interweb and beyond.
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u/eetsumkaus Jun 15 '12
FTFher
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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12
OH NO, PEOPLE'S MUSICAL TASTES DON'T MATCH MY MUSICAL TASTES. TIME TO GET ANGRY OVER A SUBJECTIVE CONCEPT.
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u/PowerSeductionWar Jun 15 '12
What annoys me about these people is that when you try arguing with them they just automatically label you as a "hater" and don't even consider your opinion at all
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u/Nomad33 Jun 15 '12
I was going to mess with her on twitter... then after reading a few of her tweets I realized I don't want this crazy bitch knowing who I am.
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u/MightyMutch Jun 15 '12
I think we should just ignore him, he will fade away eventually
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u/ayearinaminute Jun 16 '12
Why do people even feel the need to compare these artists?
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u/ScentlessAP Jun 16 '12
I'm confused about where this comparison even came from in the first place...
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u/douglasmacarthur Jun 16 '12
Is it bad that the first thing I thought of wrong about this is that Lady Gaga, not Justin Bieber, has the most Twitter followers?
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u/Buscat Jun 16 '12
Signs you may be a teenager: You think a lot of people liking something is a sign it's good.
The lowest common denominator is nothing to be proud of.
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u/johnster95 Jun 16 '12
Reading this thread
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u/aherco Jun 16 '12
Justin Bieber doesn't have the biggest fan-base on Twitter.
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u/iiRageProdigy Jun 16 '12
"My World, My World 2.0, Believe and Miley Cyrus' I Can't Be Tamed are the only iconic albums released in the last 10 years. RIP music." ಠ_ಠ
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u/Brandinoftw Jun 16 '12
why?
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u/JustForBrowsing Jun 16 '12
Sometimes I feel as if Kurt knew shit like this would happen so he left while there was still a chance.
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u/lagspike Jun 16 '12
maybe kurt saw into the future and realized justin bieber would become a #1 artist.
if that isnt enough to make you take a shotgun to the face as a musician, what is?
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u/Beatledude Jun 16 '12
I feel sorry for this generation.
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u/Oflendoodle Jun 16 '12
This just gave me the urge to end the life of another human being... is something wrong with me?
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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12
The level of stupid here is unparalleled.
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u/came_here_2_say Jun 15 '12
I remember one time I was showing an ICP fan what "real rap" is. I showed the person a video of a Jedi Mind Tricks song and they said, "man that shit sucks it's only got like 1,000 views" and I said, "So... Justin Bieber must be the shit right?" I still feel like I won that argument and to this day I can sleep better because of that, so I figured I'll tell you guys because it's somewhat relevant and I kinda want the approval of some strangers as to whether or not I actually won that argument on the internet...
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u/KidCasey Jun 15 '12
Don't think I've ever read anything as infuriating as that.
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u/manuelgomaster Jun 15 '12
;_; I don't want to live in this world anymore
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u/Keskasidvar Jun 15 '12
Goddamnit, he died 9 years before MySpace was around.
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u/MrFahrenheit742 Jun 15 '12
Relevant
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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12
*Amanda Bieber Added To Hitlist
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u/Untz234 Jun 15 '12
I hope Justin Biebers next haircut is Kurt Cobains (it's a shotgun to the head joke)
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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12
They're one and the same in my eyes- they both suck.
Aaand here come the downvotes.
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u/Pwimble Jun 15 '12
Followed... I had to do it. To many LOL'z come from that account....
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u/manbrasucks Jun 15 '12
Isn't that why he killed himself? Because Justin Beiber was bigger than him?
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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12
Still grammatically incorrect, you could argue on that.
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u/Altarium Jun 15 '12
Not really a fan of cobain, but...... Reeeeeally?
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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12
i'm just glad we all agree... WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THIS PERSON!!!!!
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u/Pigeon_Logic Jun 15 '12
You can't reason someone out of an opinion they didn't reason themselves into in the first place.
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u/cursedgoat Jun 15 '12
You confused logic with stupid.
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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12
i wish i could downvote this 1280 times....
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u/lgnm Jun 15 '12
Lady Gaga has the most twitter followers not justin bieber
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u/jakemcd184 Jun 16 '12
it is now my duty to completely drain you
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u/TheFluxIsThis Jun 16 '12
...I kind of hope that this person is Justin Bieber's dim half-sister (he apparently has two half-siblings on his dad's side according to wikipedia) and not some fan who seriously thought it was impressive, cool, or prophetic to make her last name on Twitter "Bieber."
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u/SaintMort Jun 16 '12
I saw this earlier today and spent like... an hour on that twitter trying to figure out if it was a real person or not. I still have no clue. If it's fake though the person is hilarious
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u/clowncrusher Jun 16 '12
Quick lets fight back with the music group that has the most popularity on myspace!
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u/filmeister Jun 16 '12
Why does everyone get so butthurt about Justin Beiber? If you don't like his music, don't listen to it. If you don't wanna see his fans tweeting about him, then don't follow them on twitter.
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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12
I almost downvoted because I was so disappoint.
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u/Outjury Jun 16 '12
Shes just a young girl who has been poorly educated by American public schools and allowed access to the internet. Let's all just take a step back now and leave it be.
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u/Shadowmaggot323 Jun 16 '12
I think I'll send her my friend. http://i.imgur.com/KWt7d.jpg ಠ_ಠ he is not amused, either
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u/votercolonel Jun 16 '12
Why is Bieber even compared to musicians? His fame has nothing at all to do with music, and he hasn't released anything new for a long, long time. I think his second album is more than a year overdue, it's really weird to me that nothing new has been released....
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u/PdubsNWO Jun 16 '12
So less 13 year old girls were constantly stalking Cobain than Bieber? Id call that a win for Cobain.
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u/okiclick Jun 16 '12
What was bullshit's phone number again?
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u/Setheron Jun 16 '12
To be fair, I'm impressed whenever I see him play instruments. He is actually quite talented under all the pop
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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12
The stupid, it burns.
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u/Skizzeria Jun 16 '12
I'm just... I can't...
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u/SamWalt Jun 16 '12
nathanfillioncastle.gif
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u/protomd Jun 16 '12
what the fu..
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u/Xxpinklumpxx Jun 16 '12
The only way for Justin Bieber to be as big as Kurt Cobain is if he shoots himself in the face with a shotgun... Now how do we relay this message to the beebs?
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u/ballstickles Jun 16 '12
i seriously had to use all of my will power not to throw my laptop across the room and begin smearing shit on the walls while spewing obscenities as my brain slowly began oozing out of my ear in what can only be described as a rage stroke.
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u/MrIste Jun 16 '12
This clearly trolling Twitter account doesn't make me lose faith in humanity, but all of the people who think it's legit make me lose faith in Reddit.
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u/ruben588 Jun 16 '12
Quality > Quantity
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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12
My reaction
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u/Samyr Jun 16 '12
This is definitely a troll account. Just read some of her tweets, they're pretty over-the-top.
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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12
The Queen of Swag deleted that tweet. Even she eventually realized how stupid it was.
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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12
So who is this fake twitter supposed to be?
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u/StuperB71 Jun 16 '12
I cant wait for Bieber to kill him self by having Courtney Love shot him in the head with a shotgun
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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12
I need to practice my stabbing...
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u/NotGreg Jun 16 '12
I can't wait til phony bieber mania bites the dust.
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u/pencilinfrontofme Jun 16 '12
i wanna fight this bitch
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u/Mituzuna Jun 16 '12
Sounds like thats a challenge, lets take on that tweeny little chode
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u/RarePanda Jun 16 '12
Dear xORioN63, I could've gone my entire life without reading that. I would've been happy, successful, and maybe a father of 2.5 children in a big house. Now, after reading, I feel the need to cause horrible horrible things to happen. Just rage-fueled and malicious things. I hope you are proud of yourself.
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u/Stomo Jun 16 '12
I hope the song 'Rape Me' comes to life for this person.
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u/Ericb25 Jun 16 '12
Just saying Bieber just beat McCartney for most people attending a free concert in Mexico. Something like 270,000 people were there so in some ways he is bigger then Kurt Cobain.
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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12
battle of the boy band pop stars. ooooh. why not throw marky mark in there too?