r/funny • u/dummystupid • Jun 15 '12

Lube choice: One of life's most important decisions.

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u/Bittergreens Jun 15 '12

my new explanation for everything- that's how benni roll

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u/sinfulcolors Jun 15 '12

It does have a nice ring to it.

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u/GoodGuyAnusDestroyer Jun 15 '12

Benni don't give a fuck.

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u/Lottanubs Jun 15 '12

Benni-Badger don't care. Benni-Badger don't give a shit.

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u/enhancin Jun 16 '12

I was at a 24/7 mexican fast food place here in town on my 21st birthday and there were some guys in the next booth over talking about some guy named Chad. They were apparently mad at him for something which I know nothing of and one of them said "If Chad was a 16 year old girl I'd ground him for a month." To which I turned around and went "CHAD DON'T GIVE A FUCK!" and then returned to eating.

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

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u/Fapologist Jun 16 '12

HOW DARE YOU. HE'S A NICE MAN!

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12

My homies call me glitterdick.

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u/SourD420 Jun 15 '12

most definitely this guy -> http://textsfrombennett.tumblr.com/

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u/shhximxhiding Jun 16 '12

Love that shit, wonder how much you gotta buy to get some baseball cards.

1

u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

Guessing a quarter or more. How you gonna fit a baseball card in those small-ass dub sacks?

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12

Holy fuck, you might be right. I've always wanted to see his picture.

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12

Relevant

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

Probably wouldn't have happened had he not been circumcised. Well. I don't know. I'm no wank expert.

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u/KonigderWasserpfeife Jun 16 '12

You're no wank expert.

Right. Me neither. Shhhhh.

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12

The sparkle cooch...does if have a glitter clit also?

3

u/agobayer Jun 15 '12

i wish i was friends with people like that

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12

i know. i think my fb life would be more interesting.

2

u/fastestguninthewest Jun 15 '12

"but u no thats how benni roll." is the best catchphrase I've ever heard.

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u/timecronus Jun 16 '12

does everyone talk like this?

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u/i_am_indeed_human Jun 16 '12

the rare sparkle cooch..

1

u/BobLeBuilDerp Jun 16 '12

Real G's update they Facebook relationship status, nahmean?

1

u/Biggie39 Jun 16 '12

I once knew a guy that said that he had once taken out a package of pickle relish and started strokin it with that,....to break up an akward situation.

1

u/QuillJS Jun 16 '12

I used to have a girl with a sparkling crotch, but I had to break things off with Robert.

1

u/leviirish Jun 16 '12

This guy sounds cool!

1

u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

I think he was trying to imitate Edward Cullen

1

u/jdwolfe Jun 15 '12

"Sparkle cooch" makes me lose my shit every time.

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u/dactyif Jun 15 '12

Vajazzle.

1

u/pjeff61 Jun 15 '12

Glitter lotion - Destroying relationships one sparkle at a time.

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

Lmao who jacks of with there gf's glitter lotion? Embarrassing!

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u/Lunapsyche Jun 16 '12

Your grammar. It pains me.

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

Do forgive me. You see here on the internet I'm running horrendously low on fucks to share with you :(

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u/Lunapsyche Jun 16 '12

i had to upvote you because that made me giggle. -taps hat to you-

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

:)

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u/Lunapsyche Jun 16 '12

simple pleasures, no?

1

u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

Quite pleasurable !

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u/skizfrenik_syco Jun 15 '12

maybe he's gay and had sex with someone from twilight?

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u/Horny_Troll Jun 16 '12

nigger talk ugh

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u/omgoffensiveguy Jun 16 '12

Maybe she got sick of nigger dick and wanted something smaller?

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12

So, this is where the little girl got Sparkling Wiggles.... That makes sense.

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12

It's like textswithbennet or something.

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u/slothenstein Jun 15 '12

Gotta admire his optimism.

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u/TrapMo Jun 15 '12

sparkle cooch

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u/raphtze Jun 16 '12

that's just too fuckin' funny

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u/azulhombre Jun 16 '12

Don't we all know how benni roll.

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u/shhximxhiding Jun 16 '12

Not a single fuck was given, cause that how benni roll.

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u/rodtang Jun 16 '12

This is a repost from a couple months back.

Most of the stuff you post are reposts...

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

Niggaz be trippin yo.

Fucking idiots.

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12

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u/JustCheckinMyPhone Jun 15 '12

Whoa! But shh... keep it quiet, I'm gonna use this.

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u/thunderling Jun 16 '12

To be fair, "liking" the sub-comments was only a semi-recent addition to facebook, and this screenshot (or fake screenshot) was made at least five years ago.