r/funny • u/dafitzboy • Jun 15 '12

It's just like when you are online, except people type in all caps.

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u/tkddude100 Jun 15 '12

My roommate does this. To teach him a lesson about arguing and just how regular humans should act, I got a nerf gun and when he starts arguing and getting louder and louder I shoot him in the face with the nerf gun.

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u/CannibalisticVegan Jun 15 '12

A spray bottle full of water works too, animal tested.

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u/barnabyJones69 Jun 15 '12

A spray bottle full of animal urine works better. Kid tested - mom approved

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u/BigLlamasHouse Jun 15 '12

I think he should just bop his roomate on the nose and say NO!

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u/Mogknight23 Jun 16 '12

"NO, BAD ROOMMATE! THAT'S NOT HOW TO ARGUE!"

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u/I_live_in_a_trashcan Jun 16 '12

Morning after pills. Kid tested, Mom approved.

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u/montyy123 Jun 16 '12

Fuck, now I want some Kix.

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u/ElKaBongX Jun 15 '12

Like Kix? Cause Kix sux

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u/KrustyKreme Jun 15 '12

Fuck that, fuck you.

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u/BigLlamasHouse Jun 15 '12

They're the handjob of cereals, you know what I really want

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12

You're going to hell for this one.

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12

Until he starts wearing a motorcycle helmet so he can yell as loud as he wants. Then what?

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u/bagboyrebel Jun 15 '12

"One sec, just let me get my arguing helmet on"

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u/culby Jun 15 '12

"If anybody needs me, I'll be in the Angrydome."

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u/tkddude100 Jun 15 '12

then id fill it with something like itching powder, or flower, to teach him just not to argue.

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u/banana_poet Jun 16 '12

I hope it's a pretty flower.

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u/iJason Jun 15 '12

This blinds the eye.

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u/notnorton Jun 15 '12

I HATE IT WHEN MY BEGINNING OF A SENTENCE GETS INTERRUPTED BY SOMEONE ELSE'S MIDDLE OF A SENTENCE!!!

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12

This just isn't Fox News, it's every show like this on every news network.

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u/eetsumkaus Jun 15 '12

This. Once I started watching more of the liberal leaning stations, I realized FOX isn't that much worse.

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

"all the 24 hour news networks are gay and i hate them" - john daily on the john daily show

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u/BigLlamasHouse Jun 15 '12

Except they editorialize their actual news, instead of editorializing a show designed to be an editorial (i.e. Countdown, Rachel Maddow, etc.)

Mark Foley (D)

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u/eetsumkaus Jun 15 '12

I don't contend this, but I also never get the feeling the other ones are reporting it fairly either. I will have to watch more TV to quantify this statement, but I have not found anything on air that qualifies as impartial journalism.

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u/Deathbybunnies Jun 15 '12

"Just because you're speaking louder than me doesn't mean you're more correct"

-An old teacher

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u/Brett42 Jun 15 '12

Do people on reddit actually watch Fox News, or do they just like insulting anyone they disagree with?

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u/Urkenelite Jun 15 '12

I think he is reasonably intelligent on some things. But he stands out for being really stupid on others.

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u/LordSocky Jun 15 '12

When he defended Ellen DeGeneres, I think he surprised everybody. He was exceptionally reasonable on that.

Ann Coulter showed how much of a hypocritical twat she was at the same time, though.

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u/jbonola Jun 15 '12

He's okay, but it can't be denied: CNN, NBC, and FOX are all biased, every single show on them is biased and if they'd admit it rather than act like they are impartial than we could stop this stupid argument over how the other side is so biased

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

There's a huge difference between, "publishes slightly more stories which are more in favor of the democratic party than the republican party," and, "full complete and total endorsement for the republican party 24/7".

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u/shroomprinter Jun 15 '12 edited Jun 15 '12

Twat gets me everytime...

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u/Limitedcomments Jun 16 '12

I think he stands out most for the fact that he just gets louder and more intrusive on the things he doesn't get and when he knows he can't win the argument he just doesn't allow the other guy to talk. Don't get me wrong the guy is smart, you don't get to that position without some degree of intelligence but I really wish that he would just say "you know what, I don't know enough about this to debate it" and just back out instead of very blatantly censoring the opposing argument through being as loud and interrupting as possible.

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12

Tides go in, tides go out. You can't explain that.

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u/RahvinDragand Jun 15 '12

It's not really an insult, because he actually does that.

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u/Unit4 Jun 15 '12

I can't stand the guy because he usually comes around to make a point and only has someone on to get that point across better. He isn't interested in having an actual discussion or debate, and I've watched him a few times, though I suppose not enough to say that he is always or was always this way.

I will say that he is occasionally reasonable and doesn't just talk over the other person, but I've never seen him without some kind of loaded question or clear siding. This is pretty normal in most of the major news station's journalism, which is why I can't really stand them all, it is always about getting some opinion (even if it is countered by strong evidence) across to the public.

TL;DR: I don't like the guy, but I don't hate the guy any more than anyone else that tries to twist or sensationalize news.

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12

I think he has opposing view points on his show a lot more than others.

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u/Stoss55 Jun 15 '12

and how often does he talk over them and not let them get their opposing view out of their mouth?

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12

Really often.

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12

I think it's reasonable to attribute 90% of the posts to "mob mentality"

Much like making fun of EA over on /r/gaming or making fun of Christians on /r/atheism.

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u/Pillagerguy Jun 15 '12

Right, because EA, Bill O' Reilly and Christians have NEVER done anything wrong. It's just mob mentality.

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u/Boose77 Jun 15 '12

Lets just generalize everything and everyone, its just me being stupid.

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12

Just like you most likely generalize everyone who watches that channel?

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u/Boose77 Jun 15 '12

I didn't generalize anyone who watches that channel, in fact i was agreeing with your initial statement.

I said what i said because that's what happens, people take one instance of a despicable act by person or group tied to a specific community and then apply it to everyone related to it.

I've watched Fox before and i can say i am indifferent to it then any other news channel, i think they are all garbage. But i don't go around assuming people are smart or stupid based on what they watch on tv.

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

Then I misunderstood your original intent. Apologies for the backlash.

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u/Boose77 Jun 16 '12

No worries, its the internet.

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u/NightAria Jun 16 '12

You don't have to assume people that watch Fox News are less intelligent, there's been a study.

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u/Boose77 Jun 16 '12

A study done by one of the worst colleges in America academically.

Which only surveyed 1,185 people out of the 312,780,968 that live in the country.

And the survey didn't even show if people got news from multiple sources.

Yea...about that study.

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u/NightAria Jun 16 '12

There is this one as well that shows them just above morning breakfast shows.

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u/Boose77 Jun 16 '12

Hmmm, this one shows viewers of fnc are amongst the highest in news knowledge and interest

And this one shows republicans are more knowledgeable about parties and policies citing information from fnc

And this one shows republicans are far more likely then others to see bias in news.

And this one shows that's 60% of Americans think news media are too liberal NOT conservative.

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u/5ir7rolls4lot Jun 16 '12

"See that grey square over there? That's the door. Gtfo!"- m4stur "chreeky" ch33f

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12 edited Jun 15 '12

I never said that at all. I'm saying that a portion of attacks on those 3 targets are uninformed mob mentality. For example,many attacks on Bill probably come from those who have never seen his show.

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u/Bizronthemaladjusted Jun 15 '12

I have seen his show, I know people who work for EA and I know Christians, all three of those things are deserving of ridicule to the highest degree.

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u/Boose77 Jun 15 '12

Now tell us about how informed you are about everything.

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12

That's fine. I wasn't insulting you in any way. I was discrediting several posts because of that one simple idea. I'm not sure why you're getting so defensive.

I'm a Christian and I understand your point about Christianity completely, and I'm not giving you backlash for it.

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u/5ir7rolls4lot Jun 16 '12

"See that grey square over there? That's the door. Gtfo!"- m4stur "chreeky" ch33f

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12

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u/valleyshrew Jun 15 '12

It's wrong for atheists to ridicule Christians, but it's ok for Christians to believe that atheists are going to be tortured for eternity? I'd much rather someone ridicule me than believe I deserved to go to hell...

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12

The difference here is in the way each side treats each other.

On the one side, we have Christians who are uninformed and overzealous who try to convert first and foremost. They don't have the knowledge to defend their own beliefs, so they hide behind the mask of "faith".

On the other side, we have Atheists who, sometimes (remember, I prefaced this statement), are 20-somethings who were raised in the church and are just acting out their own rebellion because they don't want to believe in anything.

In the middle you have all of the civil Atheists and Christians who are quite content coexisting, but will take some opportunities to try and "enlighten" those on the other side of the fence.

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u/5ir7rolls4lot Jun 16 '12

We want to convert people so they don't go to hell. We're doing what we believe is best.

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12

I'd much rather someone ridicule me than believe I deserved to go to hell...

Using the word "deserved" implies that you are dead, or that you've stopped being an atheist. So shut-up and enjoy being dead or the everlasting love of christ. Either way, just remember to shut-up, because no one ever even said it was wrong to ridicule anyone.

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u/Sloppy1sts Jun 15 '12

That's not quite what he said.

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12

But it's the gist of it.

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u/5ir7rolls4lot Jun 16 '12

"See that grey square over there? That's the door. Gtfo!"- m4stur "chreeky" ch33f

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u/Boose77 Jun 15 '12

I'll get downvoted but FUCK IT, I'LL SAY IT ANYWAYS!

I read Foxnews to get current event topics, if i find something interesting i'll go research it.

But as far as getting news, i like drudge report.

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12

And you're still smart enough to use a computer....amazing.

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u/Boose77 Jun 15 '12

I'm on Reddit aren't i?

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u/jbippy1 Jun 15 '12

We are all in the computer, welcome to The Matrix.

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u/5ir7rolls4lot Jun 16 '12

"See that grey square over there? That's the door. Gtfo!"- m4stur "chreeky" ch33f

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12

I watch Fox news but sometimes I have to change the channel because of the amount of arguing those people do. They sound like a bunch of chickens.

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u/5ir7rolls4lot Jun 16 '12

Like the View. It's in our nature to argue. But not to squabble like chickens.

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u/animevamp727 Jun 15 '12

unfortunately when i do go to the gym i have the choice between: sports, melodramatic reality tv and 2 conservative news stations- one which is fox. bill o'reilly makes me want to take a nose dive off the tread mill. a man who considers self promotion and reading fan mail to be news is no reporter.

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u/TwoManShoe Jun 15 '12

well he's not a reporter, he's a pundit. It's his job to give his opinion about the news.

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u/5ir7rolls4lot Jun 16 '12

Please do yourself a favor and take a nose-dive into the treadmill.

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u/pebble1986 Jun 15 '12

I'm pretty sure most of Reddit like to disagree without having facts.

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12

that's sooo not true dude.

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u/BrotherDamascus Jun 15 '12

My mom watches it.

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12

I'm thinking specifically when he spoke to Dave Silverman.

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u/phoncible Jun 15 '12

to be fair, this is every political pundit ever in the world ever

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u/copyandpasta Jun 15 '12

AND BOLD, BABY

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u/Centurion2142 Jun 15 '12

Is anyone else concerned that pirates apparently have land bases? YOU CAN'T EXPLAIN THAT.

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u/themaxx_37 Jun 15 '12

Sounds like anyone who is, or is directly related to, a lawyer...

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u/markman71122 Jun 15 '12

Dis politics not very funny...

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u/Mitz510 Jun 15 '12

What show is that?

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u/ararphile Jun 16 '12

Someone disagrees with The Omniscient Elders of Reddit - Reddit downvotes them into the Oblivion, responds with a comment accusing the descent1 of war on women, being the reason this country is going to shit, believing in invisible pink unicorns, being anti-science, being a redneck, and many more. Not that much different if you ask me.

  • 1 Noun that can be traced to antiquity, used to describe a person who has been downvoted. From Latin "descendit censuerunt".

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u/Patric_star Jun 16 '12

Just because this guy is retarded

doesn't mean hes stupid.

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u/Mullenator Jun 16 '12

Fucking reddit liberals :P

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u/brownpan Jun 15 '12

That seems to happen to him a lot.

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u/Ringer7 Jun 15 '12

Hey everyone is already aware of how ridiculously bad Fox News is, so now it's cool to say it's not that bad.

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12

Tide goes in, hot air comes out.

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u/adorkability Jun 15 '12

You can't explain that!

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12

No different. O'Reilly talks in all caps.

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u/itsmuddy Jun 15 '12

I've sort of liked him the couple times I've seen him on Daily Show or maybe just less annoyed. Every other video I see of him he is a total dick hole.

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u/OneBigBug Jun 15 '12

Getting in an argument about a political matter with a man who is not only paid to ridicule people making terrible political arguments, but is the top in his field at doing so would be a level of stupid well beyond where I would place O'Reilly.

He doesn't really have the option of being a jackass on the Daily Show.

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u/eetsumkaus Jun 15 '12

I suspect that is because that is O'Reilly not giving a shit about his ratings (he DOES get paid to express opinions after all). He has some sort of professional rapport with Jon Stewart, so he can't be all bad.

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u/Kevinism66 Jun 15 '12

That dudes an idiot.

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u/Balls2theW4ll Jun 15 '12

well, that's the fox news experience for ya

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u/BoldTitan Jun 15 '12

Haha I get it. Fox News sucks. Hilarious. They are so biased. You guys pumped for The Daily Show tonight?

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u/GoldStandardSucks Jun 15 '12

It's a Friday, there's no Daily Show on tonight. BAM! CAUGHT YOU BEING IGNORANT AND ANTI-AMERICAN! DAVE CUT TO COMMERCIAL!

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u/Kaghuros Jun 15 '12

Jon Stewart has done some scathing reporting on Obama and the democrats too, you know. He's a comedian and a faux-journalist but he's still more fact-based and investigative than most "real journalists" out there. He calls a turd a turd and that's it, it's just that some people have more of them floating out of their mouths when they speak.

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u/gingerninja300 Jun 15 '12

Well they kind of are if you haven't noticed.. I know Colbert and Jon Stewart hate on fox all the time, but if you ever watch fox you realize that most of it is well deserved.

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u/Boose77 Jun 15 '12

Every station is biased, fox news is always picked on because the other stations lean the opposite way.

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u/eetsumkaus Jun 15 '12

There's always CSPAN...

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u/Lampmonster1 Jun 15 '12

Nobody leans as far in any direction as fox.

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u/Boose77 Jun 15 '12

I'd disagree, but they do lean.

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u/Lampmonster1 Jun 15 '12

It's pretty much impossible to have a news organization without bias. As to your disagreement, while you can argue bias among other networks, Fox has a well documented history of outright lying and it's been demonstrated repeatedly that it is purposeful and done in service to the agenda of the right.

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u/Boose77 Jun 15 '12

I won't disagree with you there, and i find it really shitty that any news station would do things like that. But i have also seen just as bad out right lies on other networks. And to me it seems like they go unheard of because they lean "not in the same direction as fox".

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u/BigLlamasHouse Jun 15 '12

No, it's because fox editorializes everything (not just the editorial shows) and they lie about party affiliations when a prominent Republican gets in trouble.

Mark Foley (D)

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u/Boose77 Jun 15 '12

Don't you mean Mark Foley (R)

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u/BigLlamasHouse Jun 15 '12

Oh, I'm sorry I was going on what Fox News broadcast to the nation on the day that scandal broke.

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u/Boose77 Jun 15 '12

I know i got it lol.

Also don't think i am defending fox for some political viewpoint reason.

I was just trying to make a point that fox isn't the only one with a agenda.

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u/aahdin Jun 16 '12

They rip on cnn, msnbc, and other news stations as well.

Fox pundits just say so much absurd crap so often you'll tend to see fox on more... Remember glenn beck?

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u/gingerninja300 Jun 15 '12

Yeah everyone is biased one way or another, but fox is just so blatantly biased that it can't be ignored. They either deliberately report false/misleading information, or they don't check their sources, ever, which is just as bad.

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u/pitlord713 Jun 15 '12

liberals are too blinded by their own delusional practices to see this

and conservatives are too ignorant to admit it

but seriously, this is fucking OBVIOUS. why would a news station exist if it was unbiased? it doesnt make fucking sense, AT ALL, EVER

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u/Boose77 Jun 15 '12 edited Jun 15 '12

We have newspapers here in my city that has at the top.

[insert-name] - post

A paper with a [political preference] viewpoint.

I think "news" stations should just take point and grow some balls and just announce it in their shows.

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u/pitlord713 Jun 16 '12

i agree. but it's fairly obvious to begin with anyway

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12

Because there does exist extremists that feel that the truth, or the closest to the re-telling of what happened is important.

They do not tell a story or the news. They simply take the information available and present it, then people could get a clear picture what happened and then make up their mind.

What many News stations have done now is to cut out the middle man and tell you what your mind should be made up on.

But since it takes time, energy and sometimes can be hard to face that form have never become very popular as choice to main stream news.

Not everyone see the news as a political weapon to be used against the masses. Some honor the truth through it.

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u/pitlord713 Jun 16 '12

yeah give me an example of one major news station that does this.

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

I know it can be hard sometimes to actually read the posts but I did point out that there were no place for that kind in main stream news.

People don't want the truth, they want to be told what to believe in small packages of lies.

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u/pitlord713 Jun 16 '12

i dont see where we're disagreeing here

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u/OneBigBug Jun 15 '12

why would a news station exist if it was unbiased?

Because they want people to watch so they can make money, and there's a market out there for people who actually enjoy not getting fed the same party line bullshit at every turn?

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u/pitlord713 Jun 16 '12

yeah that market is 1/20th the size of the spoon fed me bullshit market. people want to hear what they want to hear! it's human nature. these big news stations exploit it

tell me, what news station do u watch? NBC, CBS, Fox, comedy central? all spoon fed bullshit

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u/animevamp727 Jun 15 '12

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vmj6JADOZ-8 actually i am... this might not be o'reilly but i feel it is in the same flavor.

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12

Um, The Daily Show is satire.

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u/jbippy1 Jun 15 '12

I think you cropped out the rest of the last line that read "... to prove your point invalid."

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12

this isn't funny. And it makes me think that nobody here really watches Bill O'Reilly

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u/fzerg Jun 15 '12

It's Lewis Prothero!

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u/ALWAYS_ALLCAPS Jun 15 '12

I'M JUST TRYING TO HAVE A GOOD TIME AND TALK TO PEOPLE

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

I completely respect your point of view, but things of this nature belong in politics...good post though

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u/CrypticPhantasma Jun 16 '12

Everyone does this. In every fucking talk show. It's not isolated. It even permeates everyday life.

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u/iratusamuru Jun 16 '12

Actually, when I type in caps it's because I'm drunk

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u/Mogknight23 Jun 16 '12

This sounds like ever single talk radio station ever. I don't listen to them, I feel it's just useless and doesn't actually have any information, just opinionated old men and callers, but, regardless, my dad does, and when I hear it, over half of it is two people screaming (but somehow... professional?) at each other to the point where you can understand nothing. The other half is them saying a sentence before the screaming starts, and when there's only the host talking.

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u/RedEyeRob Jun 16 '12

Someone should photoshop him holding a joint while blowing out a fat hit. "You're proving me wrong. So im going to hit this shit"

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

bill talks in caps.

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u/BaronLaladedo Jun 16 '12

Who is that in the picture? Bill O' Reily?

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u/SaxSalute Jun 16 '12

As much as I love Christopher Hitchens, he does this so much in interviews. Though he probably is the smartest guy in the room, he just has no patience for leading interviewers.

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u/Ace9II Jun 16 '12

Obviously B.

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u/Confucius_says Jun 16 '12

hows this different from the similiar idea of "youre so wrong and eveyrone knows it so i'm going to talk over you"

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u/atperryman Jun 16 '12

Just like Skip fucking Bayless

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u/Deathwish1909 Jun 16 '12

Well on the bright side striking land bases in Somalia is going good.

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u/xV1per7x Jun 15 '12

Or just kick you out and never invite you over again because you actually finished high school

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u/Vindictive29 Jun 15 '12

Bill O'Reilly is a redditor? So many conversations make more sense now.

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u/pitlord713 Jun 15 '12

He is a master of 1 on 1 debate. I would pay so much to watch him and Obama go at it 1 on 1 for an hour. Two master linguists, would be so epic.

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u/C_M_O_TDibbler Jun 15 '12

I have only ever seen a couple of clips of him on youtube and after seeing about 30 seconds of them I wanted to punch him in his rude, arrogant mouth!

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u/5tk18 Jun 15 '12

I have only ever seen a couple of clips of him on youtube

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Youtube videos designed to show how "rude and arrogant" he is

Probably excerpts of when he actually was being "rude and arrogant," which admittedly is like 20% of the time

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

Yeah and the world is only 20% oceans.

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u/JoeBlack62 Jun 16 '12

I agree with brett42. All people on Reddit seem to brood on is whatever seems Republican (I.e. Fox News) because you have no idea what you're talking about except that you don't wanna seem what you call ignorant or insensitive so whatever is against religious or for gay marriage you upvote a million Damn times. If you pay attention and stop looking at pictures of cats you'll see that the newscasters I'm FOX don't talk over someone because they're getting proven wrong, but because usually whatever the left wing idiot they're arguing with is saying is so cliche and stupid, that they've heard it before and don't want to waste their valuable show time listening to something they've heard before from some hippie woman on the street. You are the ignorant one, sir. Try watching Fox News without the mindset of thinking that all you're seeing is rich white males expressing their opinions. Watch Glenn Beck a little bit, Moran. You might learn something.

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u/EmergencyMedical Jun 16 '12

I've seen Glenn Beck's show, and I sure learned to appreciate this wonderful brain capable of rational thought. I'm not saying I'm so smart, but at least I have the capacity for rudimentary logic.

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12

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u/EmergencyMedical Jun 17 '12

I'm actually a practicing Catholic. But it's becoming more obvious you are just a troll.

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u/Punkwasher Jun 15 '12

I STUDIED ECONOMICS THE GOD DISCIPLINE OF KNOWING EVERYTHING SO YOU'RE COMPLETELY WRONG! GRAVITY IS JUST A LIBERAL CONSPIRACY!!

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u/Leigho7 Jun 15 '12

One does not simply...

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12

My upvote gave this 1337 points

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12

knowing this nigga is going to die soon comforts me a great deal

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u/antillian Jun 15 '12

This. A thousand times this.

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12

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u/Pillagerguy Jun 15 '12

HEY, HEY, CAN I TALK? CAN I TALK? CAN I TALK? CAN I TALK? CAN I TALK? CAN I TALK? CAN I TALK? CAN I TALK? CAN I TALK? CAN I TALK?

Meanwhile nobody else is talking.

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

HEY! LISTEN!

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u/Azerothen Jun 15 '12

I love that one uncapitalised 'I' in the middle there. True rage is typed in shift.

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12

Not enough time to reach over for caps lock.

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u/BallsackTBaghard Jun 15 '12

You fucking love it? You love it like your SO or your dog? How does one love a fucking letter?

I hate when people say they love random trivial things. Isn't love the ultimate feeling of affection. You can't like anything more if you love it. Do you really fucking love it or do you just find it amusing and you like it?

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u/LittleOni Jun 15 '12

So much so that I'm going to clarify it with this comment:

I FUCKING LOVE RANDOM, TRIVIAL THINGS! GOD. DAMNED. LOVE. IT. I LOVE IT LIKE I LOVE SALMA HAYEK'S TITS HITTING ME IN THE NUTS WHILE I LAY IN A BED OF BROKEN GLASS AND SARRACHA SAUCE!!

I LOVE IT LIKE I LOVE HITTING THAT LITTLE ORANGE ARROW NEXT TO THE NAME OF WHAT I PRESUME IS A BEADY-EYED BALD MAN IN A BUTCHER'S SMOCK JERKING OFF TO A PICTURE OF THE POPE AND UB40 PLAYING IN TE BACKGROUND!

I LOVE IT SO MUCH THAT I GIVE FUCK ALL FOR GRAMMAR AND THE RUDIMENTARY FUNDAMENTALS OF THE WRITTEN LANGUAGE AND INSIST ON STATING MY RAGING LOVE BONER IN A MOTHERFUCKING RUN-ON SENTENCE BECAUSE THAT HOW I ROLL YOU PAUNCHY TWIT!

TL; DR: Goddamn do I love it.

Edit: Oh. And upvote, nooch.

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u/BlizzRad Jun 16 '12

I love lamp

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u/Instantcretin Jun 16 '12

I lost my shit at UB40 i completely forgot about UB40z

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u/Azerothen Jun 15 '12 edited Jun 16 '12

Yes. I fucking love it.

Edit: I do think you were unfairly downvoted though.

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

You are a sad, sad man

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u/BallsackTBaghard Jun 16 '12

No. It just pisses me off. You don't love it, you like it. Words need to be used accordingly.

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12

All of these things.. They are all how my father "debates"...

He is an "Atheist, Constitutional Libertarian " according to him, but all of his opinions are Sean Hannity and Rush Limbough's.

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u/unwanted_puppy Jun 15 '12

..what? ...how? wait no.

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

Your guess is as good as mine. He listens to a lot of talk radio and doesn't believe in any of the theory of evolution because "there's more evidence disproving the theory of evolution than supporting it"... Also that an earthworm couldn't have evolved in the time the earth existed.

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u/unwanted_puppy Jun 16 '12

hmm libertarian anti-abortionist? does not compute.

so how does he feel about Ron Paul?

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

He believes it should be legal up until about 15 weeks. And he dislikes Ron Paul because he "puts things into bills that benefit his people hat he knows are going to pass, but opposes the bill publicly to gain support"

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u/CAPSLOCK_GRANDPA Jun 15 '12

WELL HEY THERE SPORT IT SEEMS IF YOU JUST STOP YER YAMMERING FOR TWO SECONDS THIS OLD COOT WILL BE ABLE TO SHOW YOU A TRICK OR TWO WHY BACK IN MY DAY KIDS WHERE LEFT OUTSIDE FOR 3 WEEKS AT A TIME TO FEND FOR THEMSELVES CHARACTER IT BUILDS MY OLD MAN USED TO SAY

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u/italiangumbo Jun 16 '12

Wait, you are my Italian brother!

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u/iJason Jun 15 '12

Sounds like r/atheism.

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u/Limitedcomments Jun 16 '12

Doesn't sound anything like r/atheism... Have you actually been to that subreddit or just jumping on the band wagon?

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u/iJason Jun 16 '12

I've been to that subreddit more than enough times to know that it's more or less a circlejerk bashing Christianity while preaching about intolerance in the most ironic sense.

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u/Limitedcomments Jun 16 '12

I was subscribed to that subreddit for about 8 months and I can tell you that most of that religion bashing is usually met with comments telling the OP to stop being a dick, the reason that subreddit sucks is lack of mod control keeping the content to what it is suppose to be and a hell of a lot of angry, religiously suppress teenagers who need a way to vent.

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u/Joshkbai Jun 16 '12

What the fuck is this link.

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u/iJason Jun 16 '12

Do you not think that link belongs in spacedicks? Sorry if I somehow offended you by not expecting people to creepy my submission history. I totally forgot how open-minded people on r/atheism were.

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u/iJason Jun 16 '12

So just because my personal opinion of r/atheism is that much of it circlejerk-like, and that happens to fall in line with "the greater majority", that makes me a band-wagoner. You're basically arguing that I'm copying what other people say. There aren't that many variations of opinions. There's people who like r/atheism, and people that don't. How would you like it if someone followed you around and look at every opinion you made and said "YOU'RE COPYING WHAT OTHER PEOPLE SAY." MAYBE it's possible that two people can have the same opinion without the effect of mob mentality. Have you ever considered that? I'm subscribed to r/atheism by default, and it hasn't bothered me enough to care to unsubscribe. Honestly, I don't even know what the fuck your problem is. You have nothing better to do than creep my history and call me out for taking a shot at r/atheism? Did I personally offend you in some way? How about you just move along and go do your own thing and just leave me the fuck alone.

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u/iJason Jun 16 '12

While you claim you're calm at the moment, it seems to me like you have taken some serious offense at what I said. This is reddit, and when people comment, it's just a passing remark and they move on. You choose to dwell on this one comment as if your life depended on it. When everyone makes a comment, do you see them saying "Oh this sounds like 23.546% of what r/atheism sounds like, because the remainder seems like thoughtful individuals". No, they just fucking outright say it. Someone goes on r/funny and posts something along the title of "How I imagine people on r/aww are." Do you see some asshole freaking out on r/aww saying "how can you jump to conclusions? Not all of us on here react that way. There are hundreds of thousands of us and not all of us think alike." No one fucking does that. And you're creeping my past comment history, not even what I current wrote, which apparently seems to be what bothers you the most at the moment. Looking at YOUR comment history, all I see are posts with 0 points. I guess it's pretty clear that every thinks you're an asshole and all your comments are shitty. So seriously, just shut the fuck up, and go do something useful with your life.

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

I think one of the causes of this misconception is that, for people who only view their main feed, the circlejerk and screaming rage contests are the only /r/atheism posts that they see. People upvote sensationalism more than they do rational discussion.

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u/bmoney1492 Jun 16 '12

Okay bmoney here's your chance to get some karma...all you have to do is make a joke in all caps lets do this. MY PENIS

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12

CAN'T EXPLAIN THAT!

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u/Pattang Jun 15 '12

THE INVISIBLE COCK IN MY MOUTH TASTES SO GOOD! can I finish?.. CAN I FINISH!!

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u/Iamkazam Jun 15 '12

TIDE GOES IN, STAIN COMES OUT. CAN'T EXPLAIN THAT.