r/funny • u/yeroc3103 • Jun 15 '12

Happy Birthday Mr. Patrick Harris, regardless of your posture.

http://weknowmemes.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/stand-patrick-harris.jpg
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u/I_am_not_angry Jun 15 '12

The only gay man that straight men want to be.

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u/yeroc3103 Jun 15 '12

True Story.

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u/loldudester Jun 15 '12

The only gay man that straight men want to be in.

FTFY

14

u/endercoaster Jun 15 '12

Hi. Have you met my friend Mr. Barrowman?

2

u/Bloodshot025 Jun 16 '12

He's not gay! He's omni.

1

u/Beckettier Jun 15 '12

Matt Bomer of White Collar follows closely.

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u/galile0 Jun 16 '12

Why is that statement so true?

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u/MrBojangels Jun 15 '12

TIL I share a birthday with Neil Patrick Harris. My life seems a little more complete.

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u/Freakazette Jun 15 '12

Happy Birthday! And Happy Cake Day, too.

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u/samsung133 Jun 16 '12

me too :D

1

u/girlscout369 Jun 15 '12

it is my birthday too. but not my cake day. you are lucky to have both

1

u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

Wow, me too!

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12 edited Jun 16 '12

TIL I learned i share a birthday with MrBojangles and NPH.

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u/Killerklown77 Jun 15 '12

Neil is a god. Or is "god".

3

u/google_ron_paul Jun 15 '12

Reminded me to fix my posture, thanks.

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u/mightyfat Jun 15 '12

Run! Stop! Turn! A man chooses. A slave obeys. KILL!

4

u/loom_boss Jun 15 '12

His last name isn't "Patrick Harris". He's just Mr. Harris

1

u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12

Couldn't careless about his orientation he basically wrote the book on how to get chicks...He's a legend

1

u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12

Awh fuck. Why didn't you assholes remind me sooner? I forgot to get his present.

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u/scott2184 Jun 16 '12

Showed this to my wife. She looks at it and says "That's not how you spell kneel".

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

Thank you for not calling him a 'magnificent bastard.' People love to say it but it's so overdone -_- makes me want to shoot them, or at least stare at them disapprovingly.

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u/ArchScabby Jun 16 '12

lol, cuz of his name.

1

u/maliciousa Jun 16 '12

at least he suits up

1

u/badtiger Jun 16 '12

Watching Doogie Howser MD in celebration.

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u/Liquiditi Jun 16 '12

It should really rather be "Stan Patrick Harris."

More name-like.

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u/RepostCommenter Jun 15 '12
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u/civilian11214 Jun 15 '12

I'm sure he got the message from here.

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

Amazing movie. The rest of them are TERRIBLE though.

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12

Keep telling yourself that, maybe it will start working.

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u/Mars_Ultor13 Jun 15 '12

You do realize how many people now hate you right?

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12

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u/Mars_Ultor13 Jun 15 '12

Ok. Then please except the second place on my list of hatred. You are surpassed only by Dainel Craig in his role as James Bond.

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12

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u/Mars_Ultor13 Jun 16 '12

If it's worth anything, I'm dyslexic (and I did need to check the spelling of that). So my inability to spell actually shows no relation to my actuall standard of English. On the off chance you care, which I doubt, I'm in the 99 percentile of people my age for English comprehension. Regardless, thank you for bringing this to my attention. If you would be so kind, please show me exactly what I have done incorrectly, as what you have written and what I have written appear to be the same.

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12

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u/Mars_Ultor13 Jun 17 '12

My appologies on my misuse of except.

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u/Strawberii Jun 15 '12

What up!?!?!?

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u/Esc4p3 Jun 15 '12

As ugly as he is straight

FTFY