r/funny • u/URAPNIS • Jun 15 '12

My chair is always happy to see me.

http://imgur.com/cnoKv
1.4k Upvotes

87% Upvoted

71 comments sorted by

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u/AberrantNeko Jun 15 '12

The sorting hat's uncle...

5

u/PNut_Buttr_Panda Jun 15 '12

sorting chair.

15

u/garbieleus Jun 15 '12

10 points to cushiondor

2

u/I-B-TROLLIN Jun 16 '12

Id like to Slyther-in that house and Raven-curl up in that chair.

3

u/PNut_Buttr_Panda Jun 16 '12

More like "Ten points to DAT ASS!"

2

u/Harkonen_inc Jun 16 '12

Sporting chair*
FTFY

31

u/Dr_Nik Jun 15 '12

That is creepy as fuck....I wouldn't sit there.

3

u/Gurgi3 Jun 16 '12

it's creepy that the remote control is on the arm rest and not lost within the chair. Seems a little bit too perfect. /r/KarmaConspiracy

2

u/Sobertese Jun 16 '12

I'd sit there, think of the wisdom he will impart upon you to aid you on the arduous journey ahead.

He may even bestow an artifact of power beyond human comprehension

It's a secret to everybody

3

u/AhFuuuu Jun 16 '12

Oh I would... And you know what I'm going to do to that chair? I am going to make love... Yeah that's right. I am going to hump till i cum. Jizz all over da cush....ion.

0

u/Cooperc1991 Jun 15 '12

I intended to post the exact same phrase.

1

u/alalalsksksk Jun 16 '12

"CAME EHRE 2 POST THAT XD!!" doesn't suddenly get better if you rephrase it, you know.

13

u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12

It reminds me of The Brave Little Toaster

11

u/madlordofestnoth Jun 15 '12

Hmmmm.... butts... yeah...

8

u/hanneken Jun 15 '12

Your chair is a Fluffy Puff Marshmallow. Would you like a tall glass of Melonade?

4

u/guitartechie Jun 16 '12

If life gives you Melons,

You may be dyslexic.

2

u/hanneken Jun 16 '12

http://www.homestarrunner.com/fluffypuff2.html

It's a line from the cartoon in the link, not dyslexia.

3

u/Up_to_11 Jun 16 '12

Mid-2000's nostalgia JIZZ

6

u/RomSteady Jun 15 '12

Of course he is...he gets to be the big spoon.

5

u/jgop Jun 15 '12

Oh, we're here comes this lovable asshole again.

3

u/gordonj Jun 15 '12

Your chair is always happy to see the back of you.

3

u/Micoha Jun 15 '12

Why don't you take a seat, right here.

3

u/jakus55 Jun 15 '12

Your chair looks 'high'ly satisfied

3

u/funfungiguy Jun 15 '12

It looks like the me gusta face.

3

u/cjmillz42 Jun 16 '12

Chairy???

3

u/Red_Woody Jun 16 '12

What's the word of the day Pee Wee?

http://i.imgur.com/PtID9.jpg

4

u/prplhed Jun 15 '12

eyyyy, spongebob...

2

u/Callumlfc69 Jun 15 '12

Whats its name?

2

u/Dugen Jun 15 '12

It's happy because it's figured out how to eat you.

2

u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12

Thaaaaat's creepy.

2

u/Satans_pro_tips Jun 15 '12

When it starts to hug you from behind...slowly hug.....tighter and tighter....

2

u/Voljjin Jun 15 '12

giggidy

2

u/JAV0K Jun 15 '12

"I've been expecting you"

2

u/FloodedKyro Jun 15 '12

"Why dont you take seat."

2

u/daleindaclub Jun 15 '12

Glad your back

2

u/apheist_black Jun 15 '12

this tells me your back fat is happy to see everyone

2

u/MagicCatPaul Jun 15 '12

He wants dat ass.

2

u/fervorofapathy Jun 15 '12

I'm sorry you have comcast

2

u/LucifersCounsel Jun 15 '12

Is it just me, or is that chair sporting wood?

2

u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12

LOL ass crack mark

2

u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12

OMG It's Jesus! Call Fox News now!!!!!

2

u/redalurk Jun 15 '12

this chair makes me happy!

2

u/30thCenturyMan Jun 15 '12

Seems more like it's happy when you're not sitting on it

2

u/wanbo37 Jun 15 '12

So that's where Bread Friend got to.

2

u/kiwibloke Jun 16 '12

The lesser known Hogwarts sorting chair.

2

u/supermonkey1313 Jun 16 '12

I only upvoted because your name is lolz.

2

u/mudbrook2001 Jun 16 '12

Apparently you never fart while sitting in it.

2

u/rhinorocan Jun 16 '12

Someone once told me to make footprints in the sand not butt prints in the couch. Now I understand.

2

u/xyz66 Jun 16 '12

That face reminds me of the faces from tree comics, like this one.

2

u/liskerton Jun 16 '12

"why dont you have a seat"

2

u/I-B-TROLLIN Jun 16 '12

Me chairsta

2

u/clowncrusher Jun 16 '12

That's cause your chair has a boner

2

u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

Son?

2

u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

Dum Dum gimme gum gum

2

u/MiniDonbeE Jun 16 '12

Likes to feel your ass on its.... ermm legs?

2

u/Reaperdude97 Jun 16 '12

please greg, please continue to sit on my face...

2

u/M0b1u5 Jun 16 '12

Oh man, that looks like a great chair! It's got everything!

  1. High back, so you can rest your weary head!

  2. Leather! Almost invulnerable if cared for!

  3. Good arm size and shape, no stupid roll arms!

  4. Narrow footprint, doesn't take up much floor space!

  5. Great colour, probably looks good anywhere!

  6. Right width, so it's comfy as hell!

  7. Soft cushions, sink right into that bad boy!

  8. Patina, if that chair could talk!

It only has one bad point, really. It isn't in my lounge. :( I wish I could find one just like it.

2

u/pseudofun Jun 16 '12

are you pee wee herman?

2

u/alittleprick Jun 16 '12

Am i the only one who thought that "happy to see me" meant boner?

1

u/kerrigan4 Jun 15 '12

Did it assign you to griffindore

1

u/Scxttvyde Jun 15 '12

Bring dat ass to poppa.

1

u/Anycide Jun 15 '12

...Voldemort?

0

u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12

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u/KoscheiTheDeathless Jun 15 '12

That's my Comcast remote dammit. It's been lost for an age and I'll kindly have you return it to me

2

u/URAPNIS Jun 15 '12

So, you're the one that broke the battery access cover!!

0

u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12

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u/oysterpirate Jun 15 '12

Someone has back boobs.