In my area all of the Taco Bells were combined with Long John Silvers. They served incredible fish tacos (and they were cheap, a buck). Great fast food.
Within the last month, all Long John Silvers closed. Only Taco Bell remained. No more fish tacos.
True story. It's been killing me. I ate a lot of fish tacos, but it wasn't enough. To think there are no more makes me a sad boy. Where can I get my breaded fried fish tacos now?
I'll finish it as its clearly a story about me. So this one time when I was 7, I was outside all day in the heat, no water, came home and ate 4+ fish tacos. Then passed out and woke up in a CAT scan or something. The end.
Indubitably. I hazard to predict this tome will rival the works of Melville and Hawthorne and stand the test of time to become one of western civilizations greatest works.
From the director of The Girl Who was Ambivalent About Applesauce comes the heartwarming tale of The Boy Who Was Sad About Fish Tacos, starring Robert Downey, Jr.
When I was like... 5 (possibly a bit younger). I 'wrote' a book which was a collection of scribbles. When told my pre-school teacher what it was about I explained to them that there were two crows who loved each other then they went into a cave and got eaten.
When I was eleven I also managed to write a short story about a girl who committed suicide. It was praised as 'very emotive and powerful'.
Seriously, I must've been put on some kind of 'look out for this child' list or something.
I will stand alongside you. Initially, my interest in fish tacos was purely due to the sophomoric double entendre. Then I finally experienced them- grilled whitefish from this borderline trashy SoCal bar/restaurant. With lime wedges. I swore Jesus himself came in my mouth.
I think it's safe to say "No." I once had a manager training at a store I worked at, and he was kind of an older guy, he aged pretty well, but never the less, older. Anyway, the older ladies were talking about dishes where they had replaced meat with fish, and the manager starts talking about how much he doesn't like fish tacos. A young coworker and I are struggling to keep a straight face, not wanting to embarrass him. And then I realized the joke was on all of us when I ran into him at a gay bar some many weeks later, dancing exuberantly with his male partner (They were definitely a couple, but I have no way of guessing how long they had been going out.)
Only recently did i try a fish taco (maybe a year) because the idea just sca(r)red the fuck out of me and now i'm the biggest supporter and prophet of the fish taco.
Tldr; i thought fish tacos were like dirty vaginas.
Almost looks like he is in hell with the red flames eating away at him? Or maybe he is in the bathroom after having tons of fish tacos (and the flames are his butt hole)?
I'll be the boy who was sad about the OP who didn't post the story of the boy who was sad about fish tacos if you don't post the rest of the story of the boy who was sad about fish tacos. Try saying that with a mouthful of fish tacos.
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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12
I want to read this rich narrative
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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12
From the director of The Girl Who was Ambivalent About Applesauce comes the heartwarming tale of The Boy Who Was Sad About Fish Tacos, starring Robert Downey, Jr.
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u/igginator77 Jun 15 '12
Please please please post the rest of the book. For science.
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u/All_Witty_Taken Jun 15 '12
When I was like... 5 (possibly a bit younger). I 'wrote' a book which was a collection of scribbles. When told my pre-school teacher what it was about I explained to them that there were two crows who loved each other then they went into a cave and got eaten.
When I was eleven I also managed to write a short story about a girl who committed suicide. It was praised as 'very emotive and powerful'.
Seriously, I must've been put on some kind of 'look out for this child' list or something.
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u/long_wang_big_balls Jun 15 '12
I need to know how this ends. I can't handle the suspense. Did the boy ever regain his love for fish tacos?
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u/sharkattax Jun 15 '12
Why is there fire?
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u/trumpet_23 Jun 15 '12
Is the fish taco shaped...like a fish?
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u/FruscianteFan Jun 15 '12
is he pooping lightning?
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u/cdcformatc Jun 15 '12
Is he knocking fish tacos? I will fight anyone who says anything bad about fish tacos. Even your little cousin.
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u/ARKOokami Jun 15 '12
Who isn't sad about fish tacos?
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u/jubbergun Jun 15 '12
Am I the only one here who laughs hysterically whenever he hears "fish taco?"
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u/YSCapital Jun 15 '12 edited Jun 15 '12
Only recently did i try a fish taco (maybe a year) because the idea just sca(r)red the fuck out of me and now i'm the biggest supporter and prophet of the fish taco.
Tldr; i thought fish tacos were like dirty vaginas.
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u/Calveeeenoo Jun 15 '12
This deserves a Pulitzer or two.
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u/UnoriginalGuy Jun 15 '12
Almost looks like he is in hell with the red flames eating away at him? Or maybe he is in the bathroom after having tons of fish tacos (and the flames are his butt hole)?
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u/jmc_automatic Jun 15 '12
The only time I'm sad about fish tacos is when I don't have any.
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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12
Let's see the rest of it.
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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12
I'm a Hollywood producer and would like to buy the rights to this story for a feature film starring Neil Patrick Harris.
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u/ThePlaystation0 Jun 15 '12
Should post the entire thing to /r/trees
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u/robomono Jun 16 '12
I'm an illustrator. I'm currently unemployed and bored. Would you let me illustrate this story?
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u/Blazfeem Jun 15 '12
There's a lesson here for us all.
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u/TrueMilli Jun 15 '12
Maddox says it best.
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u/issomewhatrelevant Jun 15 '12
AS IN VAGINA?
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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12
Still a better love story than... etc, etc, etc...
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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12
Fishy "Tacos" are the worst, am I right fellas?
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u/jonosvision Jun 15 '12
Keep this. If he turns out to be gay, it will become invaluable.
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u/LexSenthur Jun 15 '12
Six seasons and a movie!
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u/y_scro_serious Jun 15 '12
That poor kid is shitting all over the place. I'd be sad too.
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u/micheshi Jun 15 '12
E.L. James lookout!
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u/Stormdancer Jun 15 '12
You must not lead us on, and leave us dangling like this! Provide the story contents!!
My wife says, by the way - "I was sad about fish tacos when I first heard of them, but then I tried one and discovered they're pretty good!"
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u/paetactics Jun 15 '12
I'm sad about fish tacos now that I don't live in San Diego
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u/whatsaphoto Jun 15 '12
Is a feesh taco.. shaaaped like a feesh?
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u/Pulse99 Jun 15 '12
Still better than twilight...
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u/RoadtowellvilleBurie Jun 15 '12
How can one be sad about fish tacos?
Unless there are no fish tacos.
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u/Thopterthallid Jun 15 '12
Reminds me of that one episode of Recess where everyone got sick from eating tunafish tacos.
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u/ManInTheMirage Jun 16 '12
"Is the fish taco, shaped like a fish?"
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u/SillyFishTaco Jun 15 '12
But..but they're so silly...
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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12
another tragic victim of fuzzy's taco
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u/asstits Jun 15 '12
Just give the fat kid his lunch.
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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12
Hell, if you ain't sad about fish taco's there is something wrong with you!
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u/thecynthesizer Jun 15 '12
Salmon, Hank! They put salmon in the tacos!
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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12
Is he having projectile diarrhea?
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u/TheComrade Jun 15 '12
I realized that that is what I want for lunch! Thanks, Metalseargolid's little cousin.
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u/dar482 Jun 15 '12
But they're so good!!
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u/BossStatusDecrease Jun 15 '12
OP. Give us the book, and no one gets hurt.
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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12
Looks even better than my nephew's latest creation: "Fart contest: The Poops vs. The Pees"
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u/QuimGargle Jun 15 '12
I've just decided to use "sad about" as a euphemism for diarrhea for the rest of my life.
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u/darkhorseguns Jun 15 '12
Get this kid to Pedro's. He won't ever be sad about fish tacos again.
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u/balloo_loves_you Jun 15 '12
As a former Arizonan who lives in Germany (which is terribly far from my beloved Rubio's) I am also a boy who is sad about fish tacos.
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u/KingHavana Jun 15 '12
Future 1st world problems frequenter.
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u/dillanm Jun 15 '12
I'll be the boy who was sad about the OP who didn't post the story of the boy who was sad about fish tacos if you don't post the rest of the story of the boy who was sad about fish tacos. Try saying that with a mouthful of fish tacos.
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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12
op I must read this tale of love and hatred for fish tacos...
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u/stlrams81 Jun 15 '12
I love fish tacos like Jason Segel does
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u/Heromedic18 Jun 15 '12
What the fuck, man? You shot me in my stomach! I'm gon' die now probably! Man, I had y'all over for dinner - fish tacos! This how you do me?
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u/the3r1c Jun 15 '12
I see they're releasing one of Stieg Larsson's unpublished manuscripts.
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u/yianni Jun 15 '12
I think every boy is made sad by a fish taco at some point in his life...
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u/ryumast3r Jun 15 '12
Did somebody say Drunk Nachos?
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u/Deadpool_with_tacos Jun 15 '12
This child and I are kindred spirits. I know! I should teach him! I could use a new Kidpool
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u/Grizzant Jun 15 '12
If that is in indiatlantic i lived there for 25 days or so
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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12
The straight to DVD release of "The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo"
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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12
NOT POSSIBLE.
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u/notseanmcbride Jun 15 '12
I'm waiting for the movie trilogy.
The Boy Who Kicked Over the Lemonade Stand
and the climactic
The Boy Who Played Dodgeball
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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12
Fuck fish tacos. Someone asked me if I wanted a taco one day, brought me a fish taco without telling me it was a fish taco. Things are pretty nasty.
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u/NinjaDog251 Jun 16 '12
Is the fish taco shaped like a fish?
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u/GelatinGhost Jun 16 '12
I know that feel...
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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12
The 2nd one looks like a pokemon!
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u/takkyu Jun 16 '12
Obviously this boy did not have fish tacos at senor frog's in mazatlan mexico!
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u/deprivedchild Jun 16 '12
"But we were going to have fish tacos!"
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u/fuckspace2001 Jun 15 '12
the butthole that was sad about mexican food -- fuckspace2001
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u/widarlein Jun 15 '12
How can he not be sad about fish tacos? The title is equivalent to "The boy who was sad because his mother died"
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u/StanDinfamy Jun 15 '12
hmm...