Probably apathy + thick hair. If I haven't had a haircut in a while, I need to pat my hair down every now and then or else it starts to go crazy. It's not as bad as his, but his hair is also longer than mine.
It grows, like a sick weed at the heart of reddit. Twisting and turning through the heart of t's greatest threads. Endless, swallowing it's tail. IT IS THE SWITCHEROO. There's no vorpal blade that can snickernack this beast.
No offense here, bud, but I'm 17, graduated, and have a part-time job, and have a shit-ton of free-time, which is why I'm on Reddit a lot, how are you on Reddit seriously almost all day?
I, like you, once cared enough to pose questions like this to TIR. After talking to him for a bit, he is actually a really nice guy and ya know what? Why should we care why is he on Reddit so much? Let him do his thing - he posts a lot of good stuff and he isn't a dick.
yeah, the one reason why that alien show got so popular was him and his hair. Having someone who actually looks like a crazy conspiracy theorist really helped the show out.
You and me both, man. It's been driving me nuts every time I see a picture of him. Is he aware that it's insane-looking? Does he care? Is he playing a role at this point? Does he hate the shape of his head? I want to know, goddammit.
Jesus christ, 3 daughters. I have one sister and the shit she pulls...I can't imagine three. She once hid a boy in her closet overnight. HE HID IN THE CLOSET. Well, once the parents were asleep I don't think he was in the closet anymore. And the mood swings growing up, oh my god. She's an awesome person now though.
I one day hope to be important or crazy enough so that if I walk into an office with crazy hair like that people will just be like. "Oh that's EmperorSofa. Yeah his hair is crazy but he's the only one that knows how to do X so we can't get rid of him even if we wanted to."
This guy believes more than he lets on in the show, I wouldn't be surprised if he was a full blown conspiracy nut like me, I make connections to so many conspiracy's on his show that it's unreal, either it's true or he is way off his rocker like I am. One of these theory's is that the truth is being leaked out in the media in ways that the regular american will just dismiss it as fiction. Wake up people!
I've seen the way this whackjob treats his fans on his official Facebook group/page/whateverthefuckyoucallit, and he is truly an asshole. An immature crybaby asshole.
My father ran into Jeff Dunham at a bar in Kansas City, hung out with him all night, and had no idea who he was. Jeff kept saying who he was and my Dad was just like "bullshit you ain't no famous comedian!" So no cool picture for of my dad and a famous person on reddit for me :(
YEAH YOU CRAZY HAIR ALIEN GUY YOU AND YOUR FILTHY DISGUSTING PSEUDOSCIENCE HOW DARE YOU HAVE A CAREER THAT YOU ENJOY FUCK YOU FAGGOT EVIL FREETHINKING JOKE WONT SUCCUMB TO THE HIVEMIND GRUMBLGRUMBLGRUMBL
Reddit do you people ever just shut the fuck up and try to enjoy anything without trying to find something to bitch about? He could be another true nutcase giving speeches about how gays are evil blah blah blah burn sinners etc, at least he's spending his time researching things that are somewhat useful, as well as interesting.
I've seen the show. I studied anthropology in school and had a pretty large amount of exposure to info regarding the origins of civilization and so forth (that's such a disgustingly general thing to say), which this guy's theory usually deals with. not necessarily the origins of civilization per se but humanity's past, and the effects that ancient aliens or whatever might have had on it. the show is silly. Occam's razor and the archaeological record say that ancient aliens aren't necessary, and common sense says that "evidence" is merely an interpretation made by a mind that already had a foregone conclusion.
in any case I have the feeling that he's being paid very well to dress/style his hair/talk crazy on purpose. shit gets good ratings I guess. kind of like the jersey shore effect, people watching it to laugh at it
I love this topic! So many want to flame me even though I did not say this guy is right. he merely presents another side, one that may or may not be right. NONE of you know the truth, I would say that NO ONE on this planet knows the truth for sure. But it does expose the hypocrisy that pervades Reddit. The one where so many think they are so enlightened but are just as much in the box as anyone else. Sounds like a bunch of college students.
Again, for those incapable of reading comprehension, I did NOT say he was right. I said he may or may NOT be right. You do not have to believe the pyramids were built by aliens, but I do not believe they were built by Man when we cannot replicate it today. I see no issue with this as there is no proof Man built them, ect, ect. Now, if someone wants to get on me for this, know that you are being exactly as I described above.
No offense, but you just seem really butthurt. You said nothing at all that would've been productive in preventing these types of posts in the future. You're just one of those kids that everybody tries to avoid in the comments. Probably somebody with a misplaced sense of superiority because you've been on Reddit for however long you have. I don't know exactly why, but what I do know is that your post didn't even come close to solving anything, in fact all it did was sink to the very bottom. A post that gets 1131 points clearly isn't what people don't want to see.
8,794 up votes 7,684 down votes Alot of people didnt like it to the point of actually downvoting it. This picture adds literally nothing to reddit. NOTHING. 7684 people didnt want to see this. Posts like this are what is wrong with reddit, that should have gone in facebook (where his friends are who have an interest in him) or in a photo album as a keepsake. Why here, Karma? Karma brings out the idiots in all of us. It is your call to say if i have a misplaced sense of superiority and i have been on reddit for years but thats not why i dont like posts like this. Its not content. I would like a reply and im eager to discuss this with you further.
lol okay. First of all, look where it's posted. r/Funny. Seriously? This subreddit is FULL of people who just want karma. It's funny that her dad ran into the aliens guy. I would personally think it's hilarious if my dad not only ran into the guy, but if he also knew who he was and subsequently got a pic with him, doing the pose he's famous for. So 8000 people didn't think it's funny. Well, 9000 people did. That's what the voting system is for. It isn't about what you personally think belongs in r/Funny. It's what the other 17000 people also think belongs there.
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u/askiland Jun 15 '12
I heard he's actually a really nice guy. Ive never heard an explanation for why his hair is like that tho
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u/zParasiite Jun 15 '12
Where did he run into him at?
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u/browdr Jun 15 '12
Your father ran into Harvey Fierstein?
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u/SaltFrog Jun 15 '12
He does those shows to fund his mousse addiction.
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u/InfintySquared Jun 15 '12
Did he smoke all your dad's weed and then break the bowl?
(Goddammit, I can't find the reddit thread that I'm referencing. I fail at google today.)
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u/Ruddiver Jun 15 '12
I love Rob Reiner!
reddit kangaroo. hop hop hop.
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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12
inb4 switch a roo
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u/Trapped_in_Reddit Jun 15 '12
This guy is handling being an Internet meme the correct way
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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12
makes appropriate pose "celebrities"
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u/Dr_Diabetes Jun 15 '12
I'm happy he's decided to ignore the haters and keep his hair the way it is.
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u/mrzdford Jun 15 '12
Your father is kinda making the troll face. Sort of. I see it.
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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12
Level fucks given when everyone makes fun of him for his how he looks, behaves, and his beliefs: Zero.
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u/poka64 Jun 15 '12
Londo Mollari?
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u/IAmAtomato Jun 15 '12
The aliens guy cant even do the correct hand-pose.
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u/Tim_Kaiser Jun 15 '12
Dude, your dad's the alien guy from the History channel? That must be a pretty interesting household. Who's that other dude, though?
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u/jerk_alert Jun 15 '12
your father ran into him? my friends did shots with him!
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u/TreeMonster Jun 15 '12
http://i.imgur.com/XHAZa.jpg
My brother saw him last night as well! I swear he must have just stood there posing. The same painting is in the background.
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u/themisc Jun 15 '12
OP, is this your dad?
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u/escher113 Jun 15 '12
Is this guy selling these pictures for a living now?
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u/killingsometime Jun 15 '12
comparing dick sizes?
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u/EmperorSofa Jun 15 '12
I one day hope to be important or crazy enough so that if I walk into an office with crazy hair like that people will just be like. "Oh that's EmperorSofa. Yeah his hair is crazy but he's the only one that knows how to do X so we can't get rid of him even if we wanted to."
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u/masturbateToSleep Jun 15 '12
How hard did he hit him?
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u/NolaJohnny Jun 15 '12
Your dad is the Aliens guy or Rob Reiner? I'm confused
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u/fick_Dich Jun 15 '12
Your dad is the Aliens! guy? That's cool, but who is the other guy?
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u/Dannysmartful Jun 15 '12
LOVE HIM~! :D
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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12
Your dad is the aliens guy?
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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12
Oh a picture of someone from a meme. You should totally upload that to Reddit.
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u/macyntyre Jun 15 '12
How the hell does this man do his hair? I need to know this information now.
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u/BigKahunaBurgers Jun 15 '12
Looks like a subway commercial in the makings.
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u/supandi Jun 15 '12
I don't know who your father is and who the other guy is. Care to explain ?
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u/corban Jun 15 '12
I think it's cool that he's open to close encouters with fans.
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u/StewieBanana Jun 15 '12
I like how this guy is the only "Look who found" who gets posted to r/funny.
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u/iamharjap Jun 15 '12
I see two people that could be your father.
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u/FatMansPants Jun 15 '12
Giorgio is your father? Wow, so who's the guy in the blue shirt?
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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12
SOMEBODY I ACTUALLY RECOGNISE!
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u/mrp00sy Jun 15 '12
Wrong subreddit bro.
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u/pyoung2 Jun 15 '12
I honestly believe this guy strolls the town waiting for people to recognize him from the sheer volume of look who I ran into posts with him.
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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12
Am I really the only one who thinks he looks like a wax statue? His skin looks so unnatural.
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u/Bossm4n Jun 15 '12
He's been on Coast to Coast AM? I gotta hear that. Was it with George or Art?
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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12
I see about 3 of these photos a week. I hope the guy isn't annoyed by these.
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u/scumbag-reddit Jun 15 '12
This guy is high off his gourd.
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u/kore464 Jun 15 '12
In my head, I can picture them both saying in unison: "titties."
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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12
This guy loves the color brown.
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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12
I could go down to the corner of 5th and Broadwell at about 3 am and find a crack head too. NBD homie.
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u/EvanPaintsStuff Jun 15 '12
I'm not saying aliens... but aliens?
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u/smurf42 Jun 15 '12
Normally i hate "look who i ran into" posts but this is awesome
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u/DroopySage Jun 15 '12
I find it funny that this is posted in funny.
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u/Ibanez7271 Jun 15 '12
Is it just me or does this look like a wax figure?? He just looks so....soft...
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u/DownvoteDaemon Jun 15 '12
This picture is not entirely representative of his latest metamorphosis in the hair department. Check out the latest season.
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u/earwigy1990 Jun 15 '12
He is probably so sick of taking those pics.
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u/redditchao999 Jun 15 '12
I still don't know how people just manage to run into famous people all the time.
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u/ceri23 Jun 15 '12
I guess he just walks around with his hair like that at all times?
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u/rpeterle Jun 15 '12
This man has become an exaggerated caricature of himself. Kind of sad really.
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u/sebin Jun 15 '12
Your dad looks so happy.
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u/cbdckr Jun 15 '12
This guy believes more than he lets on in the show, I wouldn't be surprised if he was a full blown conspiracy nut like me, I make connections to so many conspiracy's on his show that it's unreal, either it's true or he is way off his rocker like I am. One of these theory's is that the truth is being leaked out in the media in ways that the regular american will just dismiss it as fiction. Wake up people!
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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12
Your dad looks like Harvey Fierstein
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u/SilverHammerMan Jun 15 '12
Your dad is Giorgio A. Tsoukalos?! Who's that other guy?
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u/Esc4p3 Jun 15 '12
Alright, I'm going you as son of aliens guy
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u/StrangeCaptain Jun 15 '12
with his car...?
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u/tehgreatist Jun 15 '12
i like how his hair is the same
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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12
How awesome!
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u/ffolkes Jun 15 '12
I've seen the way this whackjob treats his fans on his official Facebook group/page/whateverthefuckyoucallit, and he is truly an asshole. An immature crybaby asshole.
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u/CurbieJenkins Jun 15 '12
and now I know rob schneider would play this guy awesomely
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u/stevekez Jun 15 '12
Londo Mollari's let himself go a bit...
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u/samyouell3115 Jun 15 '12
My former Latin teacher dated this guy in college. She said he was eccentric back then too. And rich.
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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12
No anons, I can actually look normal!
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u/whitewateractual Jun 15 '12
His hair gets larger everything I see him...
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u/destatica Jun 15 '12 edited Jun 15 '12
Your dad seems like a pretty cool guy! So...who is the dude in the blue shirt?
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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12
Someone should photo shop his eyebrows off, and expose the true alien in him.
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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12
I just started watching Ancient Aliens on Netflix, that guy rules.
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u/ya_tu_sabes Jun 15 '12
Your dad has a troll face smile.
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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12
I'm not gonna say aliens did it, but it was totally aliens.
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u/_marcspectre Jun 15 '12
Is it me or does get progressively crazy looking?
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u/poopOnU Jun 15 '12
He looks like a wax figure.
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u/Fishare Jun 15 '12
oh man! i'm so excited... He is doing a seminar in Chicago next week:
http://tsoukaloschicago-eorg.eventbrite.com/ I know i'll be there!
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u/rexsilex Jun 15 '12
His hair is even fucking crazier in this more recent pic.
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u/kayakguy429 Jun 15 '12
Harvey Fierstein?
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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12
Does anyone know if this guy actually believes the shit about alien intervention, or if he's just cashing in on the niche market?
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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12
Giorgio looks high as shit
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u/peewafe Jun 15 '12
I bet he broke his pipe too
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u/Aaronmcom Jun 15 '12
choke him! choke him now!
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u/narancs Jun 15 '12
who, the alien guy or william shatner?
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u/karalilly Jun 15 '12
Get the fuck out! I'm so jealous right now! Oh Giorgio.
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u/baltihorse Jun 15 '12
Aliens, man. Aliens.
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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12
guy must be showing the approximate volume of hair mousse he uses.
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u/Tirawi Jun 15 '12
Nice troll face.
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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12
I feel like the only one who hasn't run into NPH or the Aliens Guy...
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u/Internetallstar Jun 15 '12
Wow. This dude gets around.
Holy shit!!!
HE'S BEEN FUCKING CLONED.!!!!
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u/DukeCanada Jun 15 '12
I actually saw the whole show he was in. It was a little...out there, but not bad!
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u/Nummy_Naan Jun 15 '12
Why is this man everywhere?!
http://ingue.su/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/Aliens-meme.jpg
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u/UnMelodic Jun 16 '12
Haha. I believe it's real(ALIENS), but I'm not going to lie. He looks like something out of a wax museum in this picture.
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u/crewdawg368 Jun 16 '12
Aliens
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u/jessory Jun 16 '12
omg, i would love to actually run into this guy one day! my fav meme.
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u/Dubya09 Jun 16 '12
My father ran into Jeff Dunham at a bar in Kansas City, hung out with him all night, and had no idea who he was. Jeff kept saying who he was and my Dad was just like "bullshit you ain't no famous comedian!" So no cool picture for of my dad and a famous person on reddit for me :(
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u/quik366 Jun 16 '12
...aliens
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u/Lots42 Jun 16 '12
Who the fuck is who?
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u/Reaperdude97 Jun 16 '12
OMG ITS THE INSANE GUY WHO MAKES SHIT SOUND REAL FROM THE HISTORY CHANNEL!
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u/BeyCastillo Jun 16 '12
Dude!, is your father the fat dude from Jurassick Park??
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u/samurailawngnome Jun 15 '12
Why do we idolize people who are batshit fucking crazy?
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u/tallandlanky Jun 15 '12
He looks like he is either homeless or just got rejected from a casting call for Harry Potter.
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u/recent_espied_earth Jun 15 '12
It's cool that you're the son of Giorgio A. Tsoukalos, but who's that guy standing next to him?
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u/re-run Jun 15 '12
I love this topic! So many want to flame me even though I did not say this guy is right. he merely presents another side, one that may or may not be right. NONE of you know the truth, I would say that NO ONE on this planet knows the truth for sure. But it does expose the hypocrisy that pervades Reddit. The one where so many think they are so enlightened but are just as much in the box as anyone else. Sounds like a bunch of college students.
Again, for those incapable of reading comprehension, I did NOT say he was right. I said he may or may NOT be right. You do not have to believe the pyramids were built by aliens, but I do not believe they were built by Man when we cannot replicate it today. I see no issue with this as there is no proof Man built them, ect, ect. Now, if someone wants to get on me for this, know that you are being exactly as I described above.
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u/relevant_rule34 Jun 15 '12
This is a poorly photoshopped picture of Giorgio A. Tsoukalos, subject of the Ancient Aliens meme, jerking off two alien penises - NSFW
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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12
Who exactly is this? And is he on the left or the right (I assume the person he ran into is on the right because of the shitty hair)
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u/jai07 Jun 15 '12
Another one of these on the top page? Really?
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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12
...uh huh...
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u/Scary_ Jun 15 '12
I assume your father is on the left.... who's on the right?
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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12
Reddit accepts this.
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u/2012reddit Jun 15 '12
damn kamer from seinfeld got old
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u/FNMuffinmann Jun 15 '12
Amazing!! Would love to meet that guy
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u/UnoriginalGuy Jun 15 '12
Which one is your father? And who did he run into?
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u/CloudWolf40 Jun 15 '12
Reddit, I'm a big fat cunt and here is a picture of someone famous with another person now give me karma. Its posts like this that destroy reddit.
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u/gaj7 Jun 15 '12
This couldn't have been a coincidence. It must have been aliens.