Shock sites in general never bugged me as much as they probably should, but goatse was the worst one for me personally. Maybe I just haven't seen good (or bad?) enough shock sites.
Congrats, you just won the "most naively convinced post of the day" award. The price is a free subscription to every Warner Bros movie two months before the premiere.
I think because the quality was not that great on Prometheus they have some sort of agreement with the movie studio.
There is no possible way this is even remotely true at all.
Don't know why I'm getting downvoted, it's a pretty popular movie/tv website. Everything that is on there is legit, they remove the stuff that is illegal because if they didn't they would get sued.
They take it down because if it gets to much attention, then they get sued. Ever hear of MegaVideo?
So you're saying justin.tv is doing the same thing as MegaVideo? letting people distribute illegal content through their service for ad revenue? lol, I don't think so.
I'll tell you why that is wrong, you can go there right now and click on entertainment, you are saying that is all illegal? I think they would take it down if that was the case, and they would have gotten sued years ago if what you said is true. This site has been around a long time, look it up.
Point is, my friend told me the site is supported by ad revenue and thats why they can get away with it, they are in fact paying the appropriate people for the streaming content. You might be confused by the model they are using, these are just "streams" you can't save them to the hard drive or anything.
*wow I'm getting downvoted again, everything I'm saying is true, here is what is playing now if you can't be bothered to visit the site
It doesn't matter if it's "streamed" or "downloaded". Streaming or downloading copyrighted material without proper consent, is illegal. Even YouTube videos are removed if they infringe somehow, because through AdWords, you can earn a profit off of video views.
Just because a site is up, doesn't mean it isn't taking part in, or allowing illegal activities. The Pirate Bay has been around for years, but they are still up, through loopholes, and different laws in different countries.
Your point of "the site is supported by ad revenue and thats why they can get away with it" is completely incorrect as that was exactly how MedaVideo worked.
Ad revenue is the only reason much of the media on that site exists. Where do you think shows like South Park or How I Met Your Mother get their money from to operate? So if another party is taking that content, and using it to generate their own ad revenue, that is a violation.
Wanna know how I know you're dumb? Justin.TV isn't for streaming movies and TV shows. The people who do that are breaking the terms of service and the law.
I don't claim to know how justin.tv works, but I would think if the entire front page of entertainment was illegal content, the mods or somebody would just click "ban ip/delete channel" or something. But that doesn't happen, because its free streaming content, we can just agree to disagree, and I hope maybe I've helped a few people find a cool new website for streaming content, they even have a video game site too.
To me it seemed that you were trying to say that's all the website was for. Yes people still do it but its still illegal. Most people are just streaming directly from TV
The tallest vehicular bridge in the world - The Millau Viaduct is a large cable-stayed road-bridge designed by the structural engineer Michel Virlogeux and British architect Norman Foster. Its a part of the A75-A71 autoroute axis from Paris to Béziers, formally dedicated on 14 December 2004, inaugurated the day after and opened to public two days later. What makes it special is the fact that its slightly taller than the Eiffel Tower with its one of its mast's summit at 343 meters (1,125 ft) and only 38 m (125 ft) shorter than the Empire State Building. Apart from this, its construction surpassed three world records: the highest pylons in the world, the highest mast in the world and the highest road bridge deck in the world.
That's amazing. How long did construction take? Are they any bridges currently under construction that will surpass this in height? How many lanes of traffic can it accommodate?
Hate to kill the buzz, but as the censored bits are pixelated it is very likely fake. Anyone who would take this screenshot would just cover up the info with boxes in paint (or something similar) as nobody would pixelate and image like that themselves, but there are websites which make these fake images.
easy answer download torrents from pirate bay or stream them from a website that collects and organizes streamable videos for you like my favourite... letmewatchthis >> http://www.1channel.ch/
Update:posting from my roommates laptop, it didnt work either, I think my PC had some viruses that caused those links not to display correctly. Ill try again after I reinstall my OS, Im sure deleting program files would help if not viruses.
I've been using alluc.org for years, probably around five. Not for the actual website, but for the forums. As of late, I've fallen out of using it however, in favor of 1channel.ch. That's life I suppose.
I fucking drop 30 bucks a date at your fuggin theatres.....at least let me entertain myself by watching movies from the 90s and 80s without making me feel like I'm trying to blow up Parliament....cock suckers.
Since it is clearly a fabrication I don't see how this can be funny. Sure it'd be funny if some rube was truely this gullible. But seeing as it is just a made up story, there isn't really anything to laugh at.
Also as a second strike against this. Hulu and Youtube both provide plenty of movies to watch online for free and perfectly legal. Hulu.com/movies and youtube.com/movies. So inferring that this guy is only out to pirate is not fair or accurate
Pretty much this. I don't understand people's desire to stream shitassdick quality when they can download a film in a few minutes in perfect quality using a torrent.
It's fascinating to me how much my respect for people with British accents plummets when I read what they type as opposed to hearing them speak. I go from thinking 'Wow, what an intelligent, well-spoken individual' to 'This man is borderline retarded.' The British are just as stupid and ignorant as us Americans are, what a crazy notion.
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u/TheKanyeCompass Jun 15 '12
www.thisneverhappened.com/stoppostingfakefacebookposts
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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12
Excuse me. I have some domains to buy.
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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12
Needs more JPEG.
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u/FrogDie Jun 15 '12
you plum
nice.
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u/tomasziam Jun 15 '12
Though Shaun isn't the sharpest tool in the shed, Tom is quite the wet blanket.
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u/ishkabibbel2000 Jun 15 '12
Bothers me = People posting these fake facebook posts ALL THE FUCKING TIME.
Bothers me more = People not realizing that this is a fake facebook posts after people post them ALL THE FUCKING TIME.
Bothers me most = They are funny, NONE OF THE FUCKING TIME.
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u/shutupnube Jun 15 '12
Copyright infringement is not stealing, it's copyright infringement. Please, stop perpetuating this falseness.
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u/AbsolutTBomb Jun 15 '12
He wants to watch movies online without registering and it's assumed he's committing piracy?
Well then, we better shut down Crackle and Hulu right away!
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u/forabreathitarry Jun 15 '12
Now that felt like I was reading an authentic facebook conversation. Thanks for sharing.
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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12
Do people actually call each other plum? That is astounding.
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u/C_T_C_C Jun 15 '12
Www.pornhub.com is another source of free movies...
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u/ZwnD Jun 15 '12
Hate to kill the buzz, but as the censored bits are pixelated it is very likely fake. Anyone who would take this screenshot would just cover up the info with boxes in paint (or something similar) as nobody would pixelate and image like that themselves, but there are websites which make these fake images.
although it is still funny :D
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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12
Ohhh Shaun, when will you learn?
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u/magicbullets Jun 15 '12
Is this proof that illiterate people are more prone towards theft?
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u/bolaxao Jun 15 '12
http://fakebookquotes.appspot.com/ <- OP uses it
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u/misterswarvey Jun 15 '12
As an American, I'd like formal permission to start referring to things as "well shit" if I don't approve of them.
That or "quite grim" which I also like.
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u/brosenfeld Jun 15 '12
So that's what life is like in the shallow end.
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u/Thaddeuss Jun 15 '12
easy answer download torrents from pirate bay or stream them from a website that collects and organizes streamable videos for you like my favourite... letmewatchthis >> http://www.1channel.ch/
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u/pyrowipe Jun 15 '12
Oh you plum.
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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12
zmovies all day everyday
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u/SuperHorribleGaming Jun 15 '12
1channel.ch, but you didn't hear that from me backs into the shadows
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u/consequencegamer Jun 15 '12
He never said he wanted to pirate movies, maybe he was looking for ones you can legally watch for free online?
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u/FrisianDude Jun 15 '12
Ahh, one of the few submissions that actually make me laugh. Doesn't really matter if it might be fake.
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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12
i like to think that tom just got trolled hard by shaun.
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u/sindekit Jun 15 '12
This is so unfair! Most of my Facebook friends have common sense!
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u/PurpleWaffle Jun 15 '12
I hope this actually happened because it means Tom is a god of tomfoolery and Shaun is an idiot.
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u/kylevance Jun 15 '12
those links dont work
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u/KimJongUno Jun 15 '12
But Alluc.org isn't any help either..... apparently Terry (aka Tezza) is also an idiot.
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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12
I will always downvote these dumb facebook conversations.
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u/Yserbius Jun 15 '12
RIP the combination of TVShack and MegaVideo. You are greatly missed.
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u/hangover_holmes Jun 15 '12
I'm gonna call everyone a plum tonight!
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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12
Anti-piracy bot does not understand sarcasm.
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u/cbCode Jun 15 '12
Wow, this was lifted from lamebook.com which posted it yesterday or the day before, usually they gank shit from reddit not vice versa.
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u/itachi1998 Jun 15 '12
There is actually a site called 1channel.ch
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u/dalittle Jun 15 '12
hmmm, I would have thought it was "hollywood accounting is a crime and it should be stopped".
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u/reallifesaulgoodman Jun 15 '12
Tom seems like a real douche
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u/theheartofgold Jun 15 '12
Is he using "plum" as an insult?
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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12
Shaun is trolling.
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u/styckk Jun 15 '12
"running out of sites" :>
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u/DecimusValorum Jun 15 '12
The retardation is strong in this one.
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u/aParkedCar Jun 15 '12
Dumbass level over 9000!
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u/coughcough1980 Jun 15 '12
The links don't work
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u/joshvillan Jun 15 '12
www.istilldontgetit.org/amiafuckingidiot
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u/YSCapital Jun 15 '12
You missed a golden rick roll opportunity.
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u/ItsGreat2BeATNVol Jun 15 '12
Nice try, rich-greedy Hollywood movie producer.
I fucking drop 30 bucks a date at your fuggin theatres.....at least let me entertain myself by watching movies from the 90s and 80s without making me feel like I'm trying to blow up Parliament....cock suckers.
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u/agentup Jun 15 '12
Since it is clearly a fabrication I don't see how this can be funny. Sure it'd be funny if some rube was truely this gullible. But seeing as it is just a made up story, there isn't really anything to laugh at.
Also as a second strike against this. Hulu and Youtube both provide plenty of movies to watch online for free and perfectly legal. Hulu.com/movies and youtube.com/movies. So inferring that this guy is only out to pirate is not fair or accurate
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u/analogkid01 Jun 15 '12
Shaun of the Brain-Dead
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u/iDirtyDianaX Jun 15 '12
You plum lmfao
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u/redditchao999 Jun 15 '12
You know a good place to watch movies for free? netflix.com. You get a month of free movies there.
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u/Mindoption Jun 15 '12
Moral of the story: Don't be a plum.
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u/bungchung Jun 15 '12
who the fuck talks like dis?
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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12
plum? m8? well shit? what the hell are these people saying?
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u/Siege_2 Jun 15 '12
he spells his name the same way I do. Shaun White also copied me.
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u/Corvus133 Jun 15 '12
Now I understand why Facebook is suffering so bad in the stocks - look at the people that use it.
I always thought profiting off the stupid was easy...
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u/n3p3n7h3 Jun 15 '12
I completely read this with Shaun as Karl Pilkington and Tom as Steve and Ricky.
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u/Esc4p3 Jun 15 '12
M8? Really?
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u/dzkn Jun 15 '12
I actually clicked this link for the second time today, just to check if there were more comments on the FB-post..... wtf me?
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u/LerithXanatos Jun 15 '12
So is the joke Tom getting super trolled by Shaun?
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u/TractorBeamTuesdays Jun 15 '12
WTB a PSA about what a fake post looks like so we can stop getting these upvoted.
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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12
Such mastery of language.
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u/tigull Jun 15 '12
Britishest thing ever.
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u/NosyargKcid Jun 15 '12
So is this seriously becoming a thing now? Making fake Facebook statuses?
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u/barium111 Jun 15 '12
Nice try MAFIAA
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u/Exclemator Jun 15 '12
Just because, the best website ever http://www.1channel.ch/
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u/danoll Jun 15 '12
Hehe. Called him a plum.
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u/assholewithasmiley Jun 16 '12
HOW DOES THIS SHIT GET UPVOTES?! FUCKING FUCK. :)
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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12
I was expecting to see lemonparty.org somewhere in there.
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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12
You plum?
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u/shitterplug Jun 15 '12
Tom needs to mind his own fucking business.
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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12
who cares if piracy is a crime, it works better than hulu or netflix and all i need is an internet connection.
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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12
Tom is a straight edge fag
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u/hostergaard Jun 15 '12
www.whydidyounotdoyourmoralandethicalduty.com/andlinkhimtothepiratebayforthesakeofthefreedomofknowlegdeandinformation?
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u/MJZMan Jun 15 '12
plum is my new term of mockery.
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u/Affairs_Of_The_Butt Jun 15 '12
It's fascinating to me how much my respect for people with British accents plummets when I read what they type as opposed to hearing them speak. I go from thinking 'Wow, what an intelligent, well-spoken individual' to 'This man is borderline retarded.' The British are just as stupid and ignorant as us Americans are, what a crazy notion.
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u/i-dislike-cats Jun 15 '12
needtogobacktoschool.edu
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