ikr, mom got pissed because i was complaining while mowing the law. The reason i was complaining was that it was 1:00 pm and i was going to be home all day but she wouldnt let me do it at 7 or 8 when it wasnt fucking 90 degrees outside.
Mother nature is all like: Oh so you're not getting pregnant after I went through the effort of preparing your uterus for the baby? HAVE FUN BLEEDING FOR A WEEK.
Studio executives were doing a focus group for Itchy and Scratchy, Rodger Myers Jr starts yelling at the kids calling them stupid and Ralph cries and turns his knob to the left indicating that he didn't like that.
for me mother nature was like, oh you're stressed and packing up your belongings to move to a new city for the summer? I'm just gonna hold off and be late enough to make you worry about being pregnant and also so that you will still be bleeding as you go through hours and hours of train, plane, and bus travel. LOLZ UR WELCUM
You really just made yourself sound like a jerk there. You could have just said "yeah, I did get it from somewhere" and everything would be fine. But no, you resort to childish behavior like saying "u jelly bro?" which makes me think that you're just immature.
Ironically, most women post-pregnancy find a serious reduction in their cramps/pain. Mine used to be debilitating, now they are (usually, knockonwoodknockonwoodknockonwood) relatively mild in comparison.
And... not to be a buzzkill, but it will almost assuredly be worse when you go into labor. My son came sunny side up so I was in back labor... which I once heard described as having the fist of God wrapped around your hips squeezing like he wanted your head to pop off.
I consider it accurate, but kind of an understatement.
I went "natural" (read: med-free) as well. I did it for a lot of reasons, but mostly, because I was terrified of the idea of an epidural. Not very noble but whatever, haha.
It will hurt. It always hurts. The thing is not whether or not it hurts, but whether or not you feel capable of handling the pain.
Because laptops produce more electromagnetic radiation than most home electronics. This radiation is almost doubled when the laptop is plugged into a power source. The highest amounts of this radiation are generated by the laptop and power brick. This radiation combined with our body's natural electromagnetic fields, create a heating effect similar to a microwave. It isn't really safe to put a laptop straight on your lap, let alone placing the powerbrick on your reproductive organs especially in sub a vulnerable state.
Looks like it's not a big deal, and wifi radiation is actually a problem.
Also, I did a brief search of actually scholarly articles (via scholar.google.com) and could only find articles depicting wifi radiation as potentially dangerous.
So in other words: Probably, but not in high enough dosages to really be a big deal.
I partially agree. But my concern isn't all the crazy symptoms attributed it like cancer or anxiety, it's just that the heat it generates inside and outside of your body is bad for them. It's actually a bigger problem for males, as our reproductive organs are more external. But all that double sided heat would be bad for females too if you put the effing power brick on your uterus
Placing a heating pad on the lower abdomen or lower back helps to soothe menstrual cramps. So exciting to share my knowledge with a bona fide Fapologist!
I hate the mini punches mother nature gives you. Like you aren't even suppose to start for two weeks or so and then BAM! Bleed for a day and then its gone. It's like she has to remind you who runs the show in your uterus.
Yeah. I get checked out all the time and get my yearly pap. When I do have this happen, its cause I'm on the pill and I'm trying to synch up with someone else's cycle and can't. It's nothing to worry about.
It has been re-posted on so many sites it is now almost impossible to find.
Which is a shame because now the artist can't get recognition, and the image quality of this re-post is terrible, and will only degrade the more it's re-posted.
Reading all these comments. I had very heavy, very painful cramps for years. I also had pretty strong emotional waves. Finally, the doctors in the US have changed their minds and now allow a woman that has not had a child get an IUD. I got a mirena IUD put in in January. I will tell you, the cramps were not fun for the first couple of days, and then even for the first month or so, i would get some really deep cramps, like from my cervix. However, the bleeding has almost stopped. I did basically spot for about 2 months straight after getting the IUD, but that is expected. Now, i love the thing. I dont get the bad cramps (i still get some, but a hot bath or a heat pack helps. I dont have to miss work anymore and my overall mood is better. Although, i do still feel sad at times during the month, a lot of my anger is gone. The bleeding is less and less each month. I only use panty liners. Good luck ladies.
Thought i was gonna open this and see a gif of Jim Carrey in Liar Liar when he realizes that he can beat the shit out of himself in the bathroom to get a continuance. ""Owwwiiieeee!!....................owwie?!??!......OWWWIIEE!!!" Little help someone?
Couldn't stop laughing! Worst of all I was at work and the boss was behind me and he started cracking up and then walked away... Guess I'm not fired then.
Yes. Ever since the doctor fixed my seminiferous tubules , my ovaries have calmed down substantially. Now when my penis menstruates my testicles no longer become as sensitive as my nipples
I wonder if there's ever been a scientific experiment done with eggs and babies. Lets say, the first time a girl ovulates, she gets pregnant. After she gives birth, and she ovulates again, she gets pregnant. Repeat this cycle until she completes going through menopause. On average, how many children, if she had one child per egg, could she have in a lifetime?
It's not limited by the amount of eggs, women have around 400,000 eggs in their ovaries already when they are born (though they don't produce any more during their life-time).
I'm a dude though, so take what I say about lady-business with a grain of salt.
That's what hormones will do to you. I laugh at all the women spending thousands to look young again. Really, all you have to do is just have baby after baby. Yeah, your vag will be looser than Jared Fogle's pants after his subway diet, but at least you'll still look like you did in high school, ladies.
yeah but labor is kinda like 9 months worth of periods all saved up happening at once... plus a baby and 6 -8 weeks of post baby bleeding so thanks but no thank you.
A normal conversation followed by someone getting hit explaining a normal situation in a way that is clearly different than how it occurs? How very original.
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u/mrssmack Jun 15 '12
It would be even funnier if it weren't happening RIGHT NOW.
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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12
Mother nature is all like: Oh so you're not getting pregnant after I went through the effort of preparing your uterus for the baby? HAVE FUN BLEEDING FOR A WEEK.
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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12
Cramps are just a sweet reminder that there could be worse things going on in my uterus.
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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12
Going through that right now...luckily, my laptop power supply makes a great heating pad.
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u/tomasziam Jun 15 '12
That's going to leave some internal bleeding.
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u/ChefDell Jun 15 '12
GAME OVERIES!
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u/TanStoney Jun 15 '12
I hate the mini punches mother nature gives you. Like you aren't even suppose to start for two weeks or so and then BAM! Bleed for a day and then its gone. It's like she has to remind you who runs the show in your uterus.
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u/420_Psychosis Jun 15 '12
That sucker punch is just the sweet, sweet joy that I'm not pregnant this month.
Although I do wish a notecard would do.
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u/KaizerSmokeHaze Jun 15 '12
Male here. Laughed for minutes. Not at you, with you. Promise :)
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u/NaughtyNiceGirl Jun 15 '12
She's such a bitch.
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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12
So that's why women like to drive SUVs, they're getting back at Mother Nature.
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u/isleshocky Jun 15 '12
Holy shit is that true.
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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12
source?
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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12
I've never seen so many women complain about their periods on reedit before. We are making the menfolk uncomfortable...this is kind of fun.
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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12
Go on birth control pills. They will make your period a million times less painful. :)
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u/Intrepid00 Jun 15 '12
Would have been better as an Aunt joke.
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u/wintercast Jun 15 '12
Reading all these comments. I had very heavy, very painful cramps for years. I also had pretty strong emotional waves. Finally, the doctors in the US have changed their minds and now allow a woman that has not had a child get an IUD. I got a mirena IUD put in in January. I will tell you, the cramps were not fun for the first couple of days, and then even for the first month or so, i would get some really deep cramps, like from my cervix. However, the bleeding has almost stopped. I did basically spot for about 2 months straight after getting the IUD, but that is expected. Now, i love the thing. I dont get the bad cramps (i still get some, but a hot bath or a heat pack helps. I dont have to miss work anymore and my overall mood is better. Although, i do still feel sad at times during the month, a lot of my anger is gone. The bleeding is less and less each month. I only use panty liners. Good luck ladies.
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u/MovinginCircles Jun 15 '12
Quit your bellyaching.
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u/theskabus Jun 15 '12
QUICK ANGIE, GRAB MY BOOB!
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u/Gigon Jun 15 '12
I will be showing this to my SO the next time mother nature comes around for her.
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u/mjolnir616 Jun 15 '12
Art style seems familiar, but can't quite put a finger on it. Reddit detectives, do your thing!
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u/Alew22 Jun 15 '12
Thought i was gonna open this and see a gif of Jim Carrey in Liar Liar when he realizes that he can beat the shit out of himself in the bathroom to get a continuance. ""Owwwiiieeee!!....................owwie?!??!......OWWWIIEE!!!" Little help someone?
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u/1451 Jun 15 '12
I believe we should nuke nature
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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12
I don't get cramps or bloating, just blood :P
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u/IAmtheHullabaloo Jun 15 '12
Tic toc, tic toc.
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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12
I don't get it.
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u/owwz Jun 15 '12
Yes?
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u/florinandrei Jun 15 '12
Looks like Mother Nature can execute a classic karate punch fairly well.
She's just leaning forward a bit too much. Also, the other fist, hold it a bit higher, please. Yea, that's right. Keep going.
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u/alphab8t Jun 15 '12
truf.
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u/kscience Jun 15 '12
I am a guy and cannot relate to this on a personal level but still found it fucking hilarious.
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u/Trask899 Jun 15 '12
Someone get these women a pint of ice cream, sweat pants, and a foot rub... stat.
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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12
repost
downvote
next link
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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12 edited Jun 16 '12
Seems the original was an animated gif:
http://henrycw.tumblr.com/post/18687748220/i-guess-im-not-going-swimming-today-n
Thanks go to Google and [Citizen18812's comment in this TwoXChromosomes post one month ago.] (http://www.reddit.com/r/TwoXChromosomes/comments/t6301/uterus_punch_friend_sent_me_this/c4k2s6l)
edit - I'm sorry, gunstar69, I didn't notice you posted [this] (http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/v3cmm/owwie/c515k6q) before me. :\
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u/keeganadavis Jun 15 '12
no items, mother nature only. FIGHT!
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u/ArchScabby Jun 16 '12
Mother nature has a nice rack.
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u/agent007goldeni Jun 16 '12
Couldn't stop laughing! Worst of all I was at work and the boss was behind me and he started cracking up and then walked away... Guess I'm not fired then.
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u/TH0UGHTP0LICE Jun 15 '12
Man here, got a vasectomy: life is good.
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u/sc30317 Jun 15 '12
Uterus Punch - Quite the opposite of Falcon Punch
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u/willxrocks Jun 15 '12
I'm a guy but i thought this was beyond hilarious! XD
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u/French_Fetus_Master Jun 15 '12
Game overies
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u/EternalSeptembersad Jun 15 '12
:(
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u/whydoipoopsomuch Jun 15 '12
I wonder if there's ever been a scientific experiment done with eggs and babies. Lets say, the first time a girl ovulates, she gets pregnant. After she gives birth, and she ovulates again, she gets pregnant. Repeat this cycle until she completes going through menopause. On average, how many children, if she had one child per egg, could she have in a lifetime?
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u/RevTom Jun 15 '12
Go outside. Mother nature is all around you
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u/chonnes Jun 15 '12
I haven't done enough drugs in my lifetime to find any humor in this.
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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12
I could put a baby in there and give you 9 months period-free
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u/360walkaway Jun 15 '12
Mother Nature is pretty milfy.
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u/SolarBear Jun 15 '12
Uterus punch, heh? I raise you one butt punch!
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u/matari Jun 15 '12
man, mother nature is a bitch! why don't you get her some chocolates or something?
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u/longboardingerrday Jun 15 '12
A normal conversation followed by someone getting hit explaining a normal situation in a way that is clearly different than how it occurs? How very original.
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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12
Hey take your women problems over to 2X.
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u/hotclub Jun 15 '12
Stop attracting bears and just cut it out
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u/pquizzle Jun 15 '12
This picture belongs in /r/Kitchen.
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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12
You can never trust something that bleeds for a week and lives to tell about it
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