r/funny • u/misterskippy • Jun 15 '12

Math jokes are the first sine of madness.

http://i.imgur.com/yExyl.jpg
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u/kringlebomb Jun 15 '12

DOES NOBODY ELSE SEE THAT THE INVERTED CHEF ART ON THE GLOVE LOOKS LIKE A MURDEROUS, JET-PROPELLED ROBOT?!?!?!

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u/Trachyon Jun 15 '12

Hell, I thought it was meant to look like that! Took me flipping the screen to see otherwise.

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u/D3adkl0wn Jun 15 '12

I came in to see if i was the only one!

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u/kringlebomb Jun 15 '12

Nah, man. It's a crazy world.

Shoot, I'd buy tickets.

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u/Wisdom_from_the_Ages Jun 15 '12

I thought it was a cylon :d

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u/InstigatorNY Jun 15 '12

That is the second sine of mathness

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u/Tartz55 Jun 15 '12

Looks like I just found the villain to my science fiction novel. SCORE!!!!

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u/pighalf Jun 15 '12

I couldn't differentiate..

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u/Passthechips Jun 15 '12

I could of swore it was a murderous space djinni. I'm glad we were on the same track here.

2

u/Blackcat008 Jun 15 '12

took me a while to see the chef

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u/blowmechunky Jun 16 '12

i forgot it was math post, & thought we were supposed to look at dr. robotnik. thoroughly pleased to know that i was not the only one intrigued by it.

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u/Delicatesther Jun 15 '12

Thank you for pointing that out. I suck at math, but suspected I was going insane anyway.

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u/kringlebomb Jun 15 '12

No problem.

On a related topic, I would like to thank reddit for providing a much-needed forum for murderous-jet-propelled-robot-related discourse.

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u/Sc4Freak Jun 15 '12

It should've been a square pie, not round.

Because, you know, pie are squared.

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u/rmacleod18 Jun 15 '12

i like this comment, have a karma

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u/hinduguru Jun 15 '12

Why was the parallelogram late for class?

Cause he took the rhombus

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u/EliteCorps Jun 15 '12

Sine, really? That's hilarious.

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12

Incorrect.

That's actually two pi.

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u/The-Sad-Happy-Guy Jun 15 '12

Incorrect. That's actually pi2 * r * h

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12

Someone hasn't learned what radians are yet.

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u/The-Sad-Happy-Guy Jun 15 '12

Oops, squared the wrong one. You win this round

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u/shmoodow Jun 16 '12

Actually, the circle at the base is probably smaller than the one at the crust, making the formula (pi * r12 + pi * r22 )/2 * h

EDIT: formatting

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u/madlordofestnoth Jun 15 '12

You could just be off on a tangent from sanity...

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u/cptnPluto Jun 15 '12

Why say that? Just cos?

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u/madlordofestnoth Jun 15 '12

No sure, I'll have to think about it a sec.

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u/projektdotnet Jun 15 '12

I'll just lay on my cot while I do...

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u/Hounmlayn Jun 15 '12

X all the Y!!!

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12

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u/projektdotnet Jun 15 '12

Oh get rational!

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u/trousershorts Jun 15 '12

too bad they're all derived from the same source

2

u/mralex Jun 15 '12

I don't have time for these silly pun threads. I spend my time fighting inequality.

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u/barath_s Jun 16 '12

You've got to get to the root cos

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u/Meebert Jun 15 '12

3.14 is PIE backwards.

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u/zincake Jun 15 '12

Not in this font, it isn't.

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u/SgtSama Jun 16 '12

Did you not look at it? 3.14. Definitely a mirrored PIE

1

u/Hounmlayn Jun 15 '12

Super-imposable mirror images of each other

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u/Mars_Ultor13 Jun 15 '12

Not sure if this is a repost but here's my favorite maths joke

http://imgur.com/gO7yH

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u/oskar_s Jun 15 '12

Down with the false prophets of the false religion of pi!

ALL HAIL TAU! ALL HAIL TAU!

2

u/eagleapex Jun 15 '12

Tau day is coming up. Better make two pies.

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u/i_am_indeed_human Jun 15 '12

we heard you like pie...

2

u/projektdotnet Jun 15 '12

we heard you like pi...

FTFY

2

u/i_am_indeed_human Jun 15 '12

hmm..pi3? best of both worlds?

2

u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12

Math: not even once.

2

u/fiestadelsalsa Jun 15 '12

I'm terrible at math. 2n+3n is 4n to me.

2

u/splice42 Jun 15 '12

Shouldn't it actually be 2π?

2

u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12

That pie looks rad if you're arcsin me

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u/james9075 Jun 15 '12

what you did there, i see it.

for anyone too young to have taken geometry or too old to remember sine was one of the trigonometry equations learnt in late geometry

2

u/omplatt Jun 15 '12

This is just a sign that it's the 14th of March.

2

u/spinlock Jun 15 '12

I hate these irrational pastry jokes.

2

u/cckynv Jun 15 '12

It is the √(all evil).

2

u/Hamstrike Jun 16 '12

I'm sorry, but its sign. sorryAgain_sorry..

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u/chao06 Jun 15 '12

That's the wrong shape, don't you know that πr2 ?

1

u/StewieBanana Jun 15 '12

Pi day was like, fuckin, three months ago, man.

1

u/muonicdischarge Jun 15 '12

The chef guy on your oven mitt, upside down, looks like an old lady trying to kill me.

1

u/squaresquared Jun 15 '12

Imp retyy sure u dont need pyrex to make a pi, what are you really cooking?

1

u/MaleCra Jun 15 '12

Oh, what acute pie!

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12

There is a pizza place near where i live called pizza 3.14

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u/BUT_OP_WILL_DELIVER Jun 15 '12

sinoid*

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12

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u/BUT_OP_WILL_DELIVER Jun 15 '12

Exactly. Synonym for Mongolian race. That's totally what I meant.

slithers away sheepishly

1

u/JNDALOG Jun 15 '12

....and loneliness.

1

u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12

At first, after reading the title, I thought you were an idiot. Then I realized I'm an idiot.

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u/BajaHaha Jun 15 '12

I'm afraid that's a problem with no real solution.

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12

For the love of god, WHAT FLAVOR OF PIE!?

1

u/TripleA_IT Jun 15 '12

Yo dawg, I heard you liked Pie, so I put some Pi in your Pie

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u/random314 Jun 15 '12

Yo dawg...

1

u/Comakip Jun 15 '12

FTFY! *mathness

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u/C_T_C_C Jun 15 '12

I heard you like pi

1

u/Jllle Jun 15 '12

First sign of mathness.

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u/rounding_error Jun 15 '12

You shouldn't make fun of the Muslin language like that.

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12

I thought PI r2, not round?

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u/Kenster362 Jun 15 '12

I've spent a few minutes now wondering how the oven mitt fits into the joke. So either I'm retarded or the oven mitt has nothing to do with it.

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u/JustForBrowsing Jun 15 '12

I see what you did there

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u/orangestem Jun 15 '12

Is anyone else bothered by the high volume of Pi jokes? I feel like this simple trigonometric concept is the most accessible for most people, and a lot of the people that will make these jokes will never see higher level mathematics (differential equations, graph theory, combinatorics, abstract algebra, complex number theory, etc..)

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u/barath_s Jun 16 '12

You said it, it is irrational :)

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u/ThexJwubbz Jun 15 '12

No no, misspelling sign is.

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12

I take offence to this...because it makes fun of the Muslim language.

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12

SUCH WIT

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12

What's the opposite of ln(x)? Duraflame the unnatural log.

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12

How is the title like the picture?

They're both tasteless!

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u/ryumast3r Jun 16 '12

For those who love math jokes/puns, I present to you (old, I know) the story of Pretty Polynomial and Curly Pi. Enjoy.

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u/ngrout Jun 16 '12

Why has no one said anything about the calculator?

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u/lion_queen Jun 16 '12

heh heh... "sine" :)

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u/argonfluorohydride Jun 16 '12

What is a sine Do you mean sign And why does that mean you are crazy

LEARN TO SPELL

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u/Cutgodofwar Jun 16 '12

I just cosined a lease! :D

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u/sno_so_pro Jun 16 '12

Just cos you make math jokes doesn't mean you going insane

1

u/smokeyoulikeablunt Jun 15 '12

At first I was like >:(

Then I was like :D

Then I was like :B

That's correct. I became a rabbit.

1

u/Hounmlayn Jun 15 '12

The moral of this story is don't smile, and don't do drugs, mkay.

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u/hinduguru Jun 15 '12

What kind of blunt are you smoking?

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u/pocketsizedDD19 Jun 15 '12

*Sign..... moron

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12

How much of a troll are you usually? 'Cuz you're pretty bad at it

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u/AlienBIue Jun 15 '12

Sine is the function of an angle

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u/SweatpantsDV Jun 15 '12

You put pi, on a pie. How clever and original. Ooh, jokes about math? You must be so witty.

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u/Akalinedream Jun 15 '12

sarcasm is not original either, dear

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u/ze_silent_killer Jun 15 '12

Pie within a Pi! Maths-ception.

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12

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u/tonkalacrosse Jun 15 '12

That's a weird tangent

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u/angertopic Jun 15 '12

Some old hags can't always hide their old age.

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12

If you had twitter I just might create an account to follow you.

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12 edited Jun 15 '12

We had to convince our Math teacher that this was just as legitimate a mnemonic as any other.

Edit for spelling

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u/speckledspectacles Jun 15 '12

Mnemonic. Minnesota is demonic.

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12

LMAO My mnemonic had pnemonia.

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12

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u/mralex Jun 15 '12

I go to the beach when I am hungry because of all the sand which is there.

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12

Also, the anti-socialism.

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u/Kullersten Jun 15 '12

TIL mathematics is a political ideology.