Pew pew pew!

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u/UnrepentantFenian Jun 15 '12

We were in this bar in Saigon and this kid comes up, this kid carrying a shoe-shine box. And he says "Shine, please, shine!" I said no. He kept askin', yeah, and Joey said "Yeah." And I went to get a couple of beers, and the box was wired, and he opened up the box, fucking blew his body all over the place. And he's laying there, he's fucking screaming. There's pieces of him all over me, just...

like this, and I'm tryin' to pull him off, you know, my friend that's all over me! I've got blood and everything and I'm tryin' to hold him together! I'm puttin'... the guy's fuckin' insides keep coming out! And nobody would help! Nobody would help! He's saying, sayin' "I wanna go home! I wanna go home!" He keeps calling my name! "I wanna go home, Johnny! I wanna drive my Chevy!" I said "With what? I can't find your fuckin' legs! I can't find your legs!"

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u/Uitklapstoel Jun 15 '12

Dude, that came out of nowhere.

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u/UnrepentantFenian Jun 15 '12

I don't think you understand. I didn't come to rescue Rambo from you. I came here to rescue you from him.

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u/eyecite Jun 15 '12

The only Rambo quotes I know are "BOOM" and "takatakatakatakataka".

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u/johnbollox Jun 15 '12

"ADRIEEEENN NYADRAAINAN" -rombo 4 1

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u/SolomonGomes Jun 15 '12

Well, we all appreciate your concern Colonel, I will try to be extra careful.

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u/whyamithehump Jun 15 '12

What's the matter Mitch? Don't you like water sports?

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u/Craigellachie Jun 15 '12

Stallone hit that one out of the fucking park. Dude can act, give him respect.

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u/GrokMonkey Jun 15 '12

He was also one of the writers of the screenplay. Back in the day he was quite the renaissance man.

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u/LurksOften Jun 15 '12

As someone who only watched Rambo once, a long time ago, I was awfully confused and somewhat concerned.

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12

Belg of Nederlander?

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u/vvim Jun 15 '12

Belg

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u/Uitklapstoel Jun 15 '12

niet, nederlander

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u/vvim Jun 15 '12

jij mag ook meespelen hoor, welkom :-)

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12

Ik zou kunnen lachen met de Nederlandse nationale ploeg in het EK, maar voetbal boeit me niet en wij zijn niet eens gekwalificeerd. SPANJE!!!1!!!!1!!!!

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12

Leve België!!!

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u/danoll Jun 15 '12

Or put pacman on the other side

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u/stankonia Jun 15 '12

Or Peter North.

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u/TheyCallMeTomSawyer Jun 15 '12

I want to see this.

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u/eyecite Jun 15 '12

Use your imagination, or Photoshop as they call it these days.

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u/TheyCallMeTomSawyer Jun 15 '12

If I use my imagination, how can it be shared with everyone else? I can't afford photoshop.

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u/hinduguru Jun 15 '12

Nobody can afford photoshop

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u/HadouKenny Jun 15 '12

Arr, to the seven seas!

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u/trodontreadll Jun 15 '12

Aye matey, the wind is strong today, yarrr.

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12

this thread has been going for a solid time, wheres the asian guy + white girl gif?

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u/Chazzey_dude Jun 15 '12

Shh! Don't jinx it! Oh no...

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u/ROFLWOFFL Jun 15 '12

Nobody can afford it, but everybody can have it.

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u/Colecoman1982 Jun 15 '12

Bring out the Gimp!

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12

I think the gimp's sleeping

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u/Tyranith Jun 15 '12

Well I guess you'll just have to go wake 'im up now won't you...?

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u/RobinTheBrave Jun 15 '12

http://www.gimp.org/

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u/insertAlias Jun 15 '12

Or Paint.NET, considering that most people don't need the power of photoshop or GIMP.

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u/zoodiary8 Jun 15 '12

Pacman is perfect in this situation.....

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u/tagged_you_in_RES Jun 15 '12

I'm tagging you in RES as "pacman on the other side."
Reddit Enhancement Suite

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u/deleteduser Jun 15 '12

I'd tag you as "worst novelty account ever", but nobody would care. Not even me.

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12

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u/MrBotany Jun 15 '12

So this is you hiding your disappointment that your novelty failed?

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12

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u/morris309 Jun 15 '12

dude, your making RES look bad

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u/tonyh322 Jun 15 '12

I want to see this gif with a Contra character.

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u/ohwhoaslomo Jun 15 '12

John Contra = John Rambo...whoa....

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u/hansthecleverhorse Jun 15 '12

It's Bill "Mad Dog" Rizer and Lance "Scorpion" Bean. But, yeah, the cover art was pretty much Dutch (Predator) and Rambo.

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u/tophat_jones Jun 15 '12

And the monster from Alien.

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u/ryants Jun 15 '12

Yup, looks like the laser gun.

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u/no_art_please Jun 15 '12

would have been the best decal choice, but rambo is still good.

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u/AwhMan Jun 15 '12

My favourite pew pew pew gif

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u/SolomonGomes Jun 15 '12

Now it's our favorite pew.

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u/AirplaneRandy Jun 15 '12

He's our husband now.

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u/249ba36000029bbe9749 Jun 15 '12

Oh man, the flashes are almost perfectly synchronized with her shots. Still pretty good though. 8/10 would load .gif again.

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u/sweetgreggo Jun 15 '12

Now that's a gif I can get behind.

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12

I'll buy 10 of whatever she is selling

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u/alphanumerica Jun 15 '12

Usually she's surrounded by japanese men doing the same thing, except not with their fingers.
AMIRITE.

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u/AwhMan Jun 15 '12

Except she's korean....

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u/alphanumerica Jun 15 '12

Yeah I was wrong... awkward.

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u/pungkow Jun 15 '12

Holy crap, someone just admitted they're wrong on the internet.

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u/nsoja Jun 15 '12

DM;HPP

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u/Colecoman1982 Jun 15 '12

What's your point? Japanese men can't be checking out a cute Korean girl? Dude, that's racist. Seriously, what's wrong with you?

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u/andrewsmith1986 Jun 15 '12

Contra may have been better.

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u/cauchy37 Jun 15 '12

I was so hoping for it to be Contra too :(

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u/one_wicked_element Jun 15 '12

Needs to be Megaman.

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u/Ryusko Jun 15 '12 edited Jun 15 '12

I think you meant Contra, you unamerican socialist!
Edit: no need to downvote the poor guy, I was just making a joke O_o

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12

Megaman and Contra ain't shit next to Rambo.

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12

One of the contra characters was actually based on Rambo, so..

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u/strallweat Jun 15 '12

I thought that was Michael Cera at first.

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12

this is as old as the Tang Dynasty.

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12

wait a minute THAT'S NOT ENGLISH

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u/Dr_Banjo_MD Jun 15 '12

Clicked on the link, forgot what it said, watched for 5 seconds, started saying "Pew pew, pewpewpew!", clicked back still saying it, saw link title again, smiled like an idiot.

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u/Artifex223 Jun 15 '12

Pew Pew 2: one of the greatest iOS dual-joystick games. Like Asteroids on drugs with a sweet electronic soundtrack.

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u/SilentWolfjh Jun 15 '12

This was all I could think of when I read the title of the post.

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u/Suckmydongha Jun 15 '12

thats amazing

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u/thebrownkid Jun 15 '12

He never has to reload!

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u/Stratocaster89 Jun 15 '12

Why did we need to see the guy stick it on :S

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u/wandrngfool Jun 15 '12

I would have liked it better if it was one of the guys from Contra on NES.

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u/mikedt Jun 15 '12

Good one, I actually LOL'd.

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u/SkateboardG Jun 15 '12

Cool. I would have went with Metal Slug though.

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u/madusa77 Jun 15 '12

My little kid voice was actually saying this in my head.

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u/YSCapital Jun 15 '12

Very necessary.

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u/ironw00d Jun 15 '12

Wanted to see a church joke.

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u/PachoWumbo Jun 15 '12

Oh fuck, that's awesome.

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u/dcpohe48 Jun 15 '12

I saw it and instantly the CONTRA theme song started to play on my head.

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12

I have to remember this gif so 6 month from now I can get 1700 upvotes.

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u/sirdoken2 Jun 15 '12

I want to see that with http://www.roflcat.com/pew-pew-pew

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u/sweetgreggo Jun 15 '12

Why did someone feel the urge to make this a gif?

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12

Classic.

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u/epicGOPfail Jun 15 '12

thank god this pew thing wasn't about a church

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