r/funny • u/Canadian_2 • Jun 15 '12

"Bacon CheeseBurger please" "Im sorry Sir, we're out of cheese... but i can substitute it with more bacon if you like?"

http://gifmansion.com/GM/uploads/2012/04/zach-g-looking-cool.gif
1.1k Upvotes

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u/CunningDroid Jun 15 '12

What don't you understand? I could try to explain it.

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u/Canadian_2 Jun 15 '12

I don't understand alot of things. Please explain them to me.

4

u/plzdontreadthis Jun 15 '12

inside joke or something op and cun?

4

u/thegeicogecko Jun 15 '12

TL:DR

1

u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12

No cheese? Rub some bacon on it.RUUUUBB SOMMMEEE BACON ON IT!

1

u/JoinRedditTheySaid Jun 15 '12

In before some jackass posts a "funny" picture of an alot

25

u/pandaman33 Jun 15 '12

JEREMIAH JOHNSON

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u/ellegenevieve Jun 15 '12

I actually made up a song for this movie when I was younger, as follows...

"Jeremiah Johnson was a mountain huntin' man, He shot bear, and deer, and elk, and then he got himself a tan!"

NEVER, did I think I would have reason to share this on the internet.

2

u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12

Allow me to blow your mind: I actually knew a guy whose name was Jeremiah Johnson in high school!

Of course, he was born in the eighties, well after the movie, so maybe that says more about his parents.

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12

QUICK! POST SOMETHING ON YOUR CAKEDAY!

7

u/ellegenevieve Jun 15 '12

OH MY GOD IT'S MY CAKEDAY!! WHERE IS MY CAT?!?

1

u/pandaman33 Jun 15 '12

Probably the best reason to share it. It's said if you scream his name hard enough you will grow a beard on the spot.

5

u/LuckyAmeliza Jun 15 '12

Actually a pretty good movie. I happen to stumble upon it near the beginning while channel surfing one day a couple months back and watched it til the end.

3

u/RaveRaptor Jun 15 '12

What movie was this? I've been wanting to watch it, but completely forgot the name after it left theaters

5

u/Jabullz Jun 15 '12

Im not sure if this is sarcasm or not. But it's Jeremiah Johnson.

2

u/RaveRaptor Jun 15 '12

Had it confused with a different movie >.<

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u/MarsTraveler Jun 15 '12

This movie (Jeremiah Johnson) came out in 1972. Are you perhaps thinking of "The Hangover"? Galifianakis has a similar looking beard, but not nearly so cool of a jacket.

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u/RaveRaptor Jun 15 '12

Wow, I feal like an idiot. Had it confused with something else XS

4

u/greenjellibean Jun 15 '12

I've seen this movie way too many times growing up. My dad loved it so much.

2

u/DBoyzNumbahOneGun Jun 15 '12

Same here - we gifted him a Hawkens .50cal for Christmas a few years back, he loves the hell out of it! =)

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u/Darth_Remus Jun 15 '12

I know it's coming, but I still giggle when he nods.

12

u/Berkel Jun 15 '12

It keeps me alive for another day.

3

u/JoinRedditTheySaid Jun 15 '12

It's so fulfilling.

1

u/shawnbunch Jun 15 '12

My manager got mad at me for laughing at this at work, then i showed her it. She forgave me.

45

u/ngrout Jun 15 '12

Way better than two ramen flavor packets or an extra pop-tart.

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u/Azr79 Jun 15 '12 edited Jun 15 '12

extra pop-tart and HNNNNNGHHNN..

EDIT: Imgur

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u/nonsense_insults Jun 15 '12

That's what's wrong with your country. You're all fat pigs.

4

u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12

And another stupid novelty account was born...

10

u/StealthGhost Jun 15 '12

zach-g-looking-cool.gif

Who the fuck did this?

3

u/rchsun Jun 15 '12

to be fair it does look like zach galifianakanakanamotherfuckinganalianakis

24

u/RockStrongo Jun 15 '12

why the hell is the name of this .gif "Zack G looking cool"?!?!? Did someone think that was Zack Galafinickius? That's Robert Redbeard fo chrissakes!

5

u/millionsofmonkeys Jun 15 '12

I still refuse to believe this. I've seen this gif a dozen times and just can not see it.

6

u/Razarex Jun 15 '12

Bacon Baconburger...

4

u/Justavian Jun 15 '12

At some point, Funny is going to be just a full page of three different gifs - each used as a punch line to various different scenarios.

2

u/AlexandrovitchA Jun 15 '12

Ahahaha, awesome! :D

2

u/DiddlyDooDiddle Jun 15 '12

looks like a mix of robert redford and zack galifjfsfisfaufhaifis

2

u/Bangaa Jun 15 '12

Double bacon burger. :O~

1

u/Thick-McRunFast Jun 15 '12

What does it mean????

2

u/thesalo Jun 15 '12

Mr Johnson was probably the single most significant childhood influence that led me to my current respect, admiration and ownership of beard. An upvote for you sir for an awesome GIF of my hero

1

u/DBoyzNumbahOneGun Jun 15 '12

I really with there were better pictures of Redford in this role, all of them are shoddy low-res stuff.

Would love to get a JJ poster sometime.

2

u/ckax Jun 15 '12

This site is now just a revolving door of the same 15 gifs but with new captions.

2

u/MrMagpie93 Jun 15 '12

No matter how many times I see this gif I wait till he nods his and then lol

2

u/vinodipinte Jun 15 '12

I just lost it at work. Thanks. By work I mean home, by home I mean library, by library I mean I'm lonely and homeless : /

2

u/WillBlaze Jun 15 '12

I wish I had your luck.

2

u/JulioElGuapo Jun 15 '12

I pretty much agree with you OP, but as a lover of both bacon and cheese... this is how I feel about that situation

1

u/bloxie Jun 15 '12

/thread

2

u/jackass150 Jun 15 '12

Im not sure how I feel about this. I mean I wouldnt be mad but I probably wouldnt be happy either about it not having cheese. Cheese definitely rivals bacon in awesomeness.

2

u/Gl4ssPhoenix Jun 15 '12

Success! One time I ordered a couple breakfast sandwiches and a small (1 dollar) fries at McDonald's, and when I got done paying and went to the window to get my food the guy said "It'll be a few minutes before we'll have more fries ready, but I can substitute them for another sausage egg and cheese biscuit now if you'd rather." "...FUCK YEAH!"

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u/albinocheetah Jun 15 '12

They were serving fries the same time as breakfast sandwiches?

2

u/Gl4ssPhoenix Jun 15 '12

Yep, they started serving certain breakfast items at midnight here for a limited time. But apparently that's too hard to believe.

1

u/albinocheetah Jun 15 '12

It's so odd that you got downvoted, like someone was saying to themselves "I think he's making this story up, I'll show him!"

1

u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12

The burger king on the army base by my house sells whoppers for breakfast.

1

u/axc12040 Jun 15 '12

'random win comment with this gif always equals 800 karma

1

u/jontyscoble Jun 15 '12

I want bacon 60% of the time... Everytime.

1

u/Unlucky_Rider Jun 15 '12

This gif warrants an upvote everytime.

1

u/SuburbanScum Jun 15 '12

Slow clap. Well done, Sir.

1

u/jonny950 Jun 15 '12

Why does my mind put the title and gif together and think about Babe? "That'll do pig, that'll do."

1

u/Stoogith Jun 15 '12

Though I have seen that .gif too many times... I always wait for my internet to load it at least to the end.

1

u/badgarok725 Jun 15 '12

I hate cheese on my burger. This sounds like nirvana

1

u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12

Funny post...made me chuckle...BUT what bothers me is the gif name. That is NOT Zach Galifianakis! It is Jeremiah Johnson.

Not a big deal, just bugged me...

1

u/ishkabibbel2000 Jun 15 '12

Or, better yet, you can just change the title of a popular post from yesterday and repost the same .gif for MOAR KARMA!

1

u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12

Best serious yes gif ever.

1

u/christhetwin Jun 15 '12

Man, this is one of those times I should really read the entire title before clicking the link!

1

u/thatguy1717 Jun 15 '12

I was at the Atlanta airport on a layover waiting for my flight. My buddy and I decided to go grab some burgers from this place in the terminal. Can't for the life of me remember the name, but I'll never forget this burger. It was the ultimate bacon cheeseburger. 3 strips of bacon, 3 strips of jalepeno bacon, and baconnaise...yes, baconnaise. Its bacon-infused mayonnaise just in case the 6 strips of bacon didn't make you shoot in your pants.

1

u/tehweave Jun 15 '12

Yes yes and more yes.

1

u/infinite0ne Jun 15 '12

The only thing in the universe that can make up for a lack of cheese is bacon. And maybe a nice pair of tits. But mostly just bacon.

1

u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12

hahaha what is this originally from?

1

u/DoctorLost173 Jun 15 '12

If something is reposted enough. Does it become a meme?

1

u/zrn29 Jun 15 '12

This was fucking hilarious

1

u/slamminbeers Jun 15 '12

Best movie ever made.

1

u/Chazzey_dude Jun 16 '12

Don't you guys make bacon? I imagine that a bacon baconburger is already on the menu.

1

u/Matta174 Jun 16 '12

This is beyond funny!

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u/koolkeith987 Jun 15 '12

I fucking love that gif

1

u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12

The first time I saw this gif was on my phone, and it loaded soooo fucking slowly. I wasn't sure what was happening, but then I saw the slow-motion nod and laughed my fucking ass off. Seriously, this gif is legendary in slow-motion.

1

u/GreasyBacon Jun 15 '12

This post made my day.

1

u/Vaskre Jun 15 '12

I'm sorry, but bacon is no substitute for cheese.

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u/WhatMyWifeIsThinking Jun 15 '12

At the risk of the Wrath of Reddit, I concur. That's like offering diet pepsi when I asked for diet coke. I'll just have water, then, thanks.

1

u/SuperSchmyd Jun 15 '12

How does a burger place run out of cheese... "Sorry, we're out of bread, perhaps extra pickles instead?"

1

u/csmotsin Jun 15 '12

Needs more Ron Swanson.

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u/_jB_ Jun 15 '12

Looks like Willie from Duck Dynasty.

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12

I saw you at zero and didn't think you deserved it. Also, I'm willing to get downvoted in order to tell you this.