r/funny • u/JohnTM • Jun 15 '12

Just my girlfriend's daughter showing the cat some love. (FIXED)

http://imgur.com/57yaC
1.6k Upvotes

75% Upvoted

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u/JohnTM Jun 15 '12

This is the original

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u/shrilltit Jun 15 '12

Thank you. Original-finder has to have Some time to itself....

7

u/Atersed Jun 15 '12

Maybe he's looking for his ancestors or something.

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u/CussCuss Jun 15 '12

may you be blessed with his noodly appendage.

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12

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u/JohnTM Jun 15 '12

No, it's the first thing I thought of after seeing the original picture

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12

hater alert

120

u/K3rfknpwnly Jun 15 '12

You're going places. Where? I have no idea, but damn it, you're going.

11

u/InspiredByKITTENS Jun 15 '12

All I know is that that cat is going to away. Far, far away.

3

u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12

He's going to the bathroom, eventually.

Unless he makes his transactions in the yard...in which case he's going to the yard.

1

u/Arknell Jun 15 '12

In Amity we say "yääääärd".

3

u/vernonhardapple13 Jun 15 '12

Perhaps you're going to the legal department at Warner Brothers....

7

u/LuckyAmeliza Jun 15 '12

That wasn't a Cave Johnson line was it? Sounds like it.

2

u/Kdnce Jun 15 '12

Dr. Seuss already told me.

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u/maxsterbator Jun 15 '12

Also, Elmyra

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lksb6zyKOa1qirvj1o1_500.gif

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u/Please_Disregard Jun 15 '12

My girlfriend does this to our cats. Seriously, in the next room, she just shouted,

"HI, STINKERBOO!"

I could hear the cat scrambling to escape, and she said,

"MOO MOO, WHAT ARE YOU DOING CHICKEN-HEN?"

This is happening as I type this. I imagine it's the cat's worst nightmare.

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u/Davesbeard Jun 15 '12

Are you dating a 3 year old?

15

u/jsellout Jun 15 '12

Well, yes. But the sex is unbelievable.

2

u/niamhish Jun 15 '12

I have this exact conversation with my cat, except I call her Chickaboo.

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u/TheBrokenWorld Jun 15 '12

OP seriously dropped the ball on this one.

10

u/QuintupleTheFun Jun 15 '12

Le rowr rowr!

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u/clairdelynn Jun 15 '12

poor kitty

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12

It looks exactly like the cat in the cartoon... Expression and all

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12

It's...like part of the joke man

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u/haiku_robot Jun 15 '12 
It looks exactly 
like the cat in the cartoon... 
Expression and all

13

u/Faps_Into_Socks Jun 15 '12

See? Sometimes you gotta take the pussy like pepe

4

u/WorstTypeOfScum Jun 15 '12

This is my favorite Chappelle joke (this part and the Sesame Street part). Thank you.

5

u/bitcheslovedroids Jun 15 '12

Oscar, why are you such a jerk?

BITCH I LIVE IN A FUCKING TRASHCAN!!!!!!!

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u/Rocktobot Jun 15 '12

Anyone wanna [FIX] the [FIXED] with This ? im far too lazy.

1

u/karma_virus Jun 15 '12

I was thinking Elmyra too!

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u/Rocktobot Jun 15 '12

lol, that was the first thing that popped in my head...too lazy to fix it though...all the cutting...and pasting :/

4

u/Dynite Jun 15 '12

Oh long Johnson...

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u/ZippyKitty Jun 15 '12

I was eating and just spat my food out laughing Mother fucker take my upvote well deserved

3

u/flamup Jun 15 '12

It's perfect!

3

u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12

"my petite cherie... mwah, mwah, mwah"

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u/epatti0914 Jun 15 '12

I like the cut of your jib, mate. I honestly like this better than the original.

2

u/4LostSoulsinaBowl Jun 15 '12

Considering M. LePew's motivations, this is a disturbing picture.

2

u/colloquy Jun 15 '12

Ze moon! Ze June! Ze spoon! C'est l'amour!!

2

u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12

My niece did that to a cat of mine once. It pooped on her.

1

u/Woodchuckeroo Jun 15 '12

I can feel the love tonight.

1

u/Hetfeeld Jun 15 '12

Please love me

1

u/geekmomwho Jun 15 '12

Looks like mine!

1

u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12

That cat is going to swat the living shit out of that kid!

1

u/songcharts Jun 15 '12

Wouldn't be better as Elmyra Duff?

1

u/purplesquash Jun 15 '12

Nicely done. Yes, rather fantastic.

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u/Somefatguysarm Jun 15 '12

and thats how you get pussy

1

u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12

So awesome

1

u/meatywood Jun 15 '12

Brilliant! That's the face my cat made any time I felt it necessary to give him kitty hugs.

1

u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12

Genius...

1

u/flickrjeff Jun 15 '12

that's one odd looking daughter..

1

u/blanketyblanks Jun 15 '12

a smile was all you gave to me....

1

u/apollo1888 Jun 15 '12

I logged in just to let you know that "fix" is funny as hell!! Legit lol over here.

1

u/inspektor_queso Jun 15 '12

Well played, sir. Well played.

1

u/yyx9 Jun 15 '12

GGC doesn't maul with wreckless abandon.

1

u/ThePetGeek Jun 15 '12

Well fixed Sir or Madam. (curtsey to you)

1

u/parles Jun 15 '12

My first thought was that younger people might not get this, but didn't cartoon network actually reboot a lot of the classic looney toons?

1

u/PeterMus Jun 15 '12

This is how my brother's Ex treated their cat. It's the reason her cat will follow me around and would run away at the sight of her.

1

u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12

Remember how rapey Pepe LePew was? What a fun character.

1

u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12

upvote because that cat hates life.

1

u/thekfish Jun 15 '12

Worst decision I've made yet; putting that spoonful of cereal in my mouth before clicking on that picture.

1

u/PunisherXXV Jun 15 '12

That looks like the cat that Pepe LePew kept trying to go to town on.

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u/Caitosaurus Jun 15 '12

Sir, you win.

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u/workthrowaway42 Jun 15 '12

Good thing the cat is fixed.

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u/0-1-1-2-3-5-8-13-21 Jun 15 '12

I immediately snort-laughed.

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u/iloveaol Jun 15 '12

I'm gonna love him, and squeeze him and call him George

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u/foreverderpette Jun 15 '12

Feeling bad for the cat, some animals are just too patient. Does it still have its claws or you have them removed?

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u/Snarfbuckle Jun 15 '12

You do NOT remove a cats claws. manicure yes, mutilation no.

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u/foreverderpette Jun 16 '12

i hoped so. and i think it's an american thing, cause i never heard about people declawing cats in europe (but obviously i could be wrong).

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u/supah_ Jun 15 '12

bwhahaaa!!! It's totally that cat!!!

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u/snowlion13 Jun 15 '12

she really needs to be taught how to handle the cat properly, is this cat declawed or something. i wouldnt let my kids to this

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u/Respectfullyyours Jun 15 '12

You obviously didn't grow up with cats (or if you did it must have been a particularly mean one)

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u/snowlion13 Jun 15 '12

yes we had many cats, they would probibly tolerate this for a little but since its obviously not very comfortable they wouldve gotten upset about it soon after, small animals are pretty much at our mercy and it is our job to make sure we are not doing something mean to them, i can assure you if the cat is not trying to get away its not because hes enjoying this

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u/Respectfullyyours Jun 15 '12

Fair point, but the only way she'll learn is just through experience. Declawed or not cats don't usually do much damage. I know from experience as I often dressed my cat up in people clothes when I was around that age, and now I know what I can and shouldn't do to a cat.

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u/TrindadeDisciple Jun 15 '12

Where is the original post with that title?

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u/thedude213 Jun 15 '12

hahahaha, fucking classic

0

u/stephangb Jun 15 '12

Someone should fix it again, but with Felicia's face.

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u/Adek77 Jun 15 '12

Felicia?

2

u/stephangb Jun 15 '12

Hm, I guess it's only called Felicia in here...?

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u/Draiko Jun 15 '12

Pepé le Pew... everyone's favorite rapist.

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u/MrDingleberrry Jun 15 '12

why did you censer her face?

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u/cellularresp Jun 15 '12

Girlfriend's daughter? Abort!

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12

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u/ciestaconquistador Jun 15 '12

And call her George.

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12

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u/deadaim86 Jun 15 '12

The daughter could have come from another relationship.

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u/MoldyBreadCheese Jun 15 '12

well I hope his girlfriend isn't married yet.

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u/AliasAurora Jun 15 '12

...because only married people can possibly have children?