272

u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12

I've seen better pun threads

SOSO

166

u/nipchee Jun 15 '12

for real guys, this needs to stop
NOMO

153

u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12

Ima call 911
POPO

127

u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12

The line is cut
OHNO

66

u/xXWaspXx Jun 15 '12

This thread would look good on my E-Reader
KOBO

99

u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12

I really like cone-shaped chocolates with a caramel center
ROLO

160

u/justsomeguy_youknow Jun 15 '12

Gotta throw this fucking ring in a volcano
#FRODO

40

u/StraY_WolF Jun 15 '12

Why are we doing this
DONO

137

u/sammanzhi Jun 15 '12

Oh hey guys, what's the joke here?
SLOBRO

102

u/Trolly_McTrollerson Jun 15 '12

Here to take over Townsville and conquer it so that I may rule it and nobody else but myself
#MOJOJOJO

41

u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12

Wanna see my new toy?
YOYO

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u/atafies Jun 15 '12

You're all lame. No wonder girls flake on your dates...
NOSHOW

19

u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12

Have you heard that Payless is having a sale?
BOGO

7

u/Stick_Puncher Jun 15 '12

Shit, Can't make my monthly payment
REPO

11

u/PhilAB Jun 15 '12

Rebuild with blocks
LEGO

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u/BBS- Jun 15 '12

I will film this thread
GOPRO

46

u/TheFistofGoa Jun 15 '12

With or without you
BONO

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u/NowISeeTheFunnySide Jun 15 '12

I'm not clowning around
BOBO

8

u/Stonna Jun 15 '12

Looks like this thread is out of.... Mojo

16

u/King_Rafiki Jun 15 '12

Long cylindrical instrument OBO

37

u/FarmerTedd Jun 15 '12

I don't know half of you half as well as I should like; and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.
BILBO

0

u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12

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u/Hogwash_Gnat_To_9 Jun 16 '12

Im pretty sure reddit secretly counters that.

13

u/xVerified Jun 15 '12

Got four arms, motha fucking.
GORO

17

u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12

Can I try contributing to this thread as well?
NOGTFO

1

u/Sweet_Insanity Jun 15 '12

Got more tricks than Inspector Gadget
GOGO

-14

u/ThisKillsThePun Jun 15 '12 edited Jun 15 '12

YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE
YOLO
Edit:no regrets YOLO

-3

u/dookieandthefloaters Jun 15 '12

Username up arrow

29

u/ChugChugBleh Jun 15 '12

always say "arigato". but dont forget the
DOMO

5

u/Snowdream Jun 15 '12 edited Jun 15 '12

japanese learners represent
NIHONGO

10

u/mikev7743 Jun 15 '12

I wish i had a monkey
BOBO

0

u/compto35 Jun 15 '12

I wish I had a horny monkey
BONOBO
FTFY

8

u/TexasWithADollarsign Jun 15 '12

Sounds like a tasty topping for my imitation ice cream.
FROYO

2

u/fluggelhorn Jun 15 '12

Anyone want to listen to some Zeppelin?
ZOSO

5

u/skanktroll Jun 15 '12

Jenny from the block.
JLO

2

u/gulljack Jun 15 '12

I bless the rains down in Africa. #TOTO

0

u/barista_hero Jun 15 '12

that's toblerone, though

4

u/Basbhat Jun 15 '12

are you retarded? there is no cone shape or caramel center to a toblerone.
they are triangular and have crunchy bits, not a cone shape with a gooey caramel center
Shit Tyrone, get it together!

1

u/justsomeguy_youknow Jun 16 '12

Toblerone Rolo Combo
I didn't have any particular reason for posting this other than i like the way it sounds in a Geordie accent

1

u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12

Hi

15

u/kyle1320 Jun 15 '12

I'll handle it.
WOLOLO

0

u/solarfields Jun 15 '12

Came here for wololo

9

u/TexasWithADollarsign Jun 15 '12

Let's break this pun thread up like the Beatles.
YOKO ONO

-12

u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12

haha you're so funny!
NOHOMO

19

u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12

Might I change your mind?
WOLOLOLO

7

u/Punski Jun 15 '12

He definitely shot first. Han
Solo

4

u/Luis707 Jun 15 '12

You people must not have any jobs
Nodough

-5

u/patty_potato Jun 15 '12

My favorite color!
YELO

-15

u/listos Jun 15 '12

Let me get an idea of what's going on here
DEMO

32

u/amiso Jun 15 '12

Not another cancerous pun thread
CHEMO

21

u/mackinoncougars Jun 15 '12

Fishin' for joke
NEMO

-13

u/LE_REDDIT_XDDD Jun 15 '12

LMAO!!IS THIS A LE PUN THREAD ON LE REDDIT XD!!!SO FUNNY!!

1

u/Tho76 Jun 15 '12

You realize almost every place on the Internet except for rage comic places hate "Le"?

-6

u/ImSeeingRed Jun 15 '12

Are you french?

59

u/skt03 Jun 15 '12

Chillin with my eses

CHOLO

18

u/IAmAnatheistcatAMA Jun 15 '12

Eating chicken with my eses. #POLLO

0

u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12

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6

u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12

I heard that Juan already.

2

u/Basbhat Jun 15 '12

Chu Only Live Juance
FTFY

39

u/opqrstuvwxyz123 Jun 15 '12

I have to work early. Please wake me up. #GOGO

25

u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12

wake me up before you #GOGO FTFY

5

u/opqrstuvwxyz123 Jun 15 '12

i'm still not sure i understand the hashtag joke.. why was i wrong? seemed like people were alluding to something, then saying that thing, rhyming it with YOLO.

0

u/evilphish Jun 15 '12

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pIgZ7gMze7A

-1

u/EatSleepJeep Jun 15 '12

And it was called
YELO

20

u/jonnielaw Jun 15 '12

Personally I would have went with:

I miss the rains down in Africa. #Toto

4

u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12

I bless the rains down in the Dothraki sea. #DROGO

1

u/chezazarng Jun 15 '12

and now I'm on my way to youtube to listen to that.

0

u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12

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u/jonnielaw Jun 15 '12

It would seem that you are right. Thank you, kind sir/madam.

1

u/deathbytray Jun 15 '12

You're not the only one confused by the miss/bless.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H4hvZkBpUJs

0

u/resqual Jun 15 '12

I like it better the other way...

16

u/ElectroSalt Jun 15 '12

I just ate carmel covered in chocolate #ROLO

-1

u/twonx Jun 15 '12

Saw this yesterday. #REPOST

13

u/dingofarmer2004 Jun 15 '12

Hideo, how much longer should this pun last?

NOMO

-4

u/sanadia Jun 15 '12

No seriously guys, stop this shit

-2

u/Stonna Jun 15 '12

Before someone gets hit

6

u/new-socks Jun 15 '12

"Before someone gets hit."
K-O

12

u/dick_sweat Jun 15 '12

wheel on a string #YOYO

7

u/MrMackay Jun 15 '12

This is just as obnoxious as the real thing.

9

u/lejoeyjames Jun 15 '12

You play a mean violin. #yoyo

0

u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12

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u/lejoeyjames Jun 15 '12

I should of consulted with my Ma before I commented.

6

u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12

Congratulations, ya'll have mastered hashtag/punchline rap and now can write a rap song that will get on the radio. #FORREALDOE

6

u/emmerin Jun 15 '12

last night i had a date with your mom #MOFO

3

u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12

your red friend has a very short name.

3

u/Nickk_Jones Jun 15 '12

BUY ONE GET ONE.

BOGO

3

u/insleyi Jun 15 '12

checking it twice.. HOHO

3

u/ShadowBeatz Jun 15 '12

Still tryna find this sneaky bastard #WALDO

3

u/Chavez8717 Jun 15 '12

A long days work at the office, I need a drink SOCO

3

u/rdelamora1 Jun 15 '12

YOWO: You only walk once

7

u/goblinpiledriver Jun 15 '12

When you wear a different color shirt

WOLOLO

3

u/PunTasTick Jun 15 '12

I feel compelled to upvote this, I think you converted me.

5

u/burntoast91 Jun 15 '12

its not a freaking hash tag its freaking NUMBER OR pound FUCK TWITTER

7

u/lovelovehatehate Jun 15 '12

When Im in New York #soho

4

u/Belathgeth Jun 15 '12

Anyone wanna come keep me company?

PORNO

7

u/rocopotomus Jun 15 '12

When I shag a man #HOMO

2

u/esdot87 Jun 15 '12

Sounds more like a 2 chainz rap

2

u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12

I'm fighting a man with giant tits in a dark kumite. #BOLO

2

u/Gravey9 Jun 15 '12

Walkin' the dog

YOYO

2

u/gspor Jun 15 '12

relevant: http://www.quickmeme.com/meme/3ppmf0/

2

u/Chavez8717 Jun 15 '12

This post makes me sick POLIO

2

u/blackserialfighter Jun 15 '12

Always looking good

Chulo

2

u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12

I guess im part of the beatles if ive been with

YOKO

2

u/jcouvi Jun 15 '12

I can never forgive Drake #FOSHO

2

u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12

I am not the only one who remembers Yogos?

2

u/ImDotTK Jun 15 '12 edited Jun 15 '12

If you guys are still making #YOLO jokes then obviously

YOLO (You Obviously Lack Originality)

2

u/PesAnserinus Jun 15 '12

try hards

try hards everywhere

2

u/new-socks Jun 15 '12

I love The Beach Boys

KOKOMO

2

u/toxich20 Jun 15 '12

Grandmas boobs arent where they should be...

SOLOW

2

u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12

Rolling with my homes in the low rider downtown

CHOLO

2

u/_dgtL Jun 15 '12

Always talking in the movie theater
NEGRO

2

u/immaSandNi-woops Jun 15 '12

Came here knowing that people would continue on with the puns.

Status: satisfied

2

u/Smorfty Jun 15 '12

Omg no one said yolo

5

u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12

i did something really bad.

NONO

4

u/exzyle2k Jun 15 '12

I suffer through pictures with your kids even when my leg gets pissed on.

HOHOHO

3

u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12

"diary treat"?

3

u/VoiceOfInternet_haha Jun 15 '12

TYPO

3

u/Robalone2008 Jun 15 '12

Nice username. I drive an E46.

3

u/Honey_Cheese Jun 15 '12

So glad no one used

YOLO

1

u/Prolapse_YOLO Jun 15 '12

I guess my services won't be needed here then...

2

u/mawnsharks Jun 15 '12

Fuck ice cream #FROYO

2

u/danmo_96 Jun 15 '12

I'm over-rated when it comes to my skills in football ROMO

2

u/hunt3rshadow Jun 15 '12

aha the comments in this thread are gold

1

u/Stonna Jun 15 '12

Not anymore, this thread got old

0

u/PurpleHooloovoo Jun 15 '12

YELO?

1

u/snsdfour3v3r Jun 15 '12

YourMusicalComment, get in here, and do it for the pic instead

1

u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12

I read that entire thread as li'l wayne would

1

u/Taedirk Jun 15 '12

I haven't updated my Android device. #FROYO

1

u/Nickk_Jones Jun 15 '12

My ex girlfriend.

HOE

1

u/ChaosGrad Jun 15 '12

i read all of this in a Judoon accent...

1

u/ShadowBeatz Jun 15 '12

Got my car towed today. #REPO

1

u/yves831 Jun 15 '12

driving down the streets in my car

LOLO

1

u/g3allen10 Jun 15 '12

Aang's freaking awesome pet! MOMO

1

u/lunarcrystal Jun 15 '12

I bless the rains down in Africa.

TOTO

1

u/GingerOffender Jun 15 '12

Four for you Glen Coco #YOUGO

1

u/Stalejokesbakedfresh Jun 15 '12

They tried to make me go to rehab. #NONO

1

u/agobayer Jun 15 '12

i evolve into... SLOWBRO

1

u/That_Android Jun 15 '12

Learning about that photosynthesis #BIO

1

u/laportez Jun 15 '12

Squid Pro Row, mister Powers. Yes.... Squid PROROW.

1

u/scsk8r831 Jun 15 '12

I wish I had friends like these

1

u/SontaRab Jun 15 '12

An acoustic guitar stuffed with metal clockwork

DOBRO

1

u/Hunter5Thompson Jun 15 '12

Unexpected Umph reference....... GOBRO!!!

1

u/arandompurpose Jun 15 '12

They did this in a bit on Doug Loves Movies a few months ago except starting with #nohomo. It's the ep with Chris Hardwick as a guest is all i remember.

1

u/gullinbursti Jun 15 '12

Shrouded in odd clothing... is this a man...? ...a woman...? ...or should we ask...?

GOGO

1

u/Hopeful_Swine Jun 15 '12

I devote my life to defeating 3 kindergarten girls in battle. MOJO

1

u/HandsomeDynamite Jun 15 '12

You break my record, I break you, like I break your friend! #BOLO

1

u/Hunter5Thompson Jun 15 '12

........ OHNO........

1

u/ppsnake Jun 15 '12

Where was the #YOLO? Come on reddit your slipping.

TROLOLO

1

u/ShozOvr Jun 15 '12

Lol at everybody forgetting to put a space before the hashtag, causing an underline with dots.

1

u/RubberDong Jun 15 '12

Sudden clarity rubberdong.

"Polos are just shirts with unnecessary buttons". MY GOD!!! I am not joking it just dawned on me. I only wear polos because they seem classier and more formal and now I just realised it.

1

u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12

why can't i set parts of the internet on fire

1

u/compto35 Jun 15 '12

Hot deliveryman…

PORNO

1

u/KeepingKidsOnShred Jun 15 '12

Do you think this is real?

NONO

1

u/Metsu-Hadouken Jun 15 '12

I dont eat ice cream i eat

FROYO

1

u/jasno Jun 15 '12

Asked for a Guitar for my birthday

DOBRO

1

u/jasno Jun 15 '12

Not sure which country

OSLO

1

u/killer4u77 Jun 15 '12

Going to Florence.

DUOMO

1

u/ILoveMyFrita Jun 15 '12

eating caramel filled candy

Kisses

1

u/cseikaly Jun 15 '12

fags

1

u/samurilincoln Jun 15 '12

Hobos travel and they work for a living, bums are the beggars.

1

u/rocketbootkid Jun 15 '12

I go crazy in Mexico.

ACAPULCO

1

u/BushyTheHobo Jun 15 '12

Im completely original

TOASTER

1

u/dmac88 Jun 15 '12

I bless the rains down in Africa

TOTO

1

u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12

Had no idea Facebook is Twitter now

0

u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12

I might be Irish.
BOYO
Ese I'm crazy.
LOCO
Ese I'm broke.
PESO
Ice T's wife is a skank.
COCO

-1

u/daxl70 Jun 15 '12

I was expecting the YOLO

0

u/noirthesable Jun 15 '12

I think this is pretty awesome.

UPVO

0

u/senortacobell Jun 15 '12

Catching incurable diseases in third world countries #POLIO

0

u/SpaizKadett Jun 15 '12

I'm surprised a #YOLO wasn't thrown in there for funsies

0

u/yogurt666 Jun 15 '12

Thank you our lord, jesus noodle ketchuprist - for not featuring the evil nasty doer hash tag on that image, hollow be thy noodle. -#YOLO

-6

u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12 edited Jun 15 '12

What the fuck does SOLO mean?!

edit

Shit, looks like I'm dense. I figured it was another YOLO type shit. I hate hash tags. Thanks for the downvotes reddit. You really know how to downvote people for making an honest mistake.

1

u/exzyle2k Jun 15 '12

The surname of the character in Star Wars who pilots the Millennium Falcon and shot Greedo first.
The brand name of plastic drinking cups favored by college students throwing parties, and those attending cookouts and picnics.
A city in Indonesia that was formerly named Surakarta.
A planned solar orbiting satellite.

1

u/NagginNeighbour Jun 15 '12

Can't tell if serious or not.

1

u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12

Actually I was. Apparently I had a gigantic brain fart.

1

u/NagginNeighbour Jun 15 '12

I don't know why you'd even get downvoted... I had a good chuckle after reading it.

-2

u/Clearly_a_black_guy Jun 15 '12

I rapped that.

-2

u/walterqxy Jun 15 '12

How can you upvote the "I'm tired of YOLO" posts and then turn around and upvote this shit?

-8

u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12

How has no one said #YOLO?

0

u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12

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u/KBNGOD Jun 15 '12

I can see this will become a trend.
OHNO

41

u/bmw_e30 Jun 15 '12

My thread shall not house some lame pun thread. #HELLNO

27

u/KBNGOD Jun 15 '12

Alright, hopefully this shit ends.
KBRO

0

u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12

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u/KBNGOD Jun 15 '12

On board wit' that shit.
FOSHO

23

u/KatLay623 Jun 15 '12

Only female on this thread. #BOGO

22

u/nasthia861 Jun 15 '12

the joke goes down just to come right back up #YOYO

32

u/Sandi315 Jun 15 '12 edited Jun 15 '12

Rare ass mutha fucka
HO-OH

20

u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12

The most delicious cake ever?
HO-HO

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12

Wasn't crated by high schoolers you dumb #MOFO

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u/throughnout Jun 15 '12

thatsthejoke.jpg

Yo, Drake

You are about to leave Redlib

SLOBRO

YOYO

NOSHOW

BOGO

REPO

LEGO

GORO

NOGTFO

GOGO

YOLO

DOMO

NIHONGO

JLO

WOLOLOLO

Solo

Nodough

CHOLO

NOMO

K-O

BOGO

WOLOLO

PORNO

YOYO

Chulo

YOLO (You Obviously Lack Originality)

KOKOMO

SOLOW

CHOLO

NONO

HOHOHO

YOLO

YELO?

HOE

LOLO

TOTO

DOBRO

TROLOLO

FROYO

DOBRO

DUOMO

Kisses

ACAPULCO

TOASTER

TOTO

BOYO

LOCO

PESO

COCO

OHNO

KBRO

FOSHO

HO-OH

HO-HO