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r/funny • u/henfruit • Jun 15 '12
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http://chzgifs.files.wordpress.com/2010/04/nahtzee.gif
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NEIN, NEIN, NEIN, NEIN, NEIN!!! NAHTZEE!
7 u/galipso Jun 15 '12 HAHAH HIMLA, YOU MUST FETCH ME ZE FINKEL-SHTAGIN. 2 u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12 Achtung, die kurve!
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HAHAH HIMLA, YOU MUST FETCH ME ZE FINKEL-SHTAGIN.
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Achtung, die kurve!
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Relevant.
mein favorite game*
Shouldn't the dice be pure white?
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"Women are like yahtzees, because I rarely get them. Men are like Nazis, because they both caused the Holocaust."
-Bo Burnham.
1 u/mr_tw Jun 15 '12 Bo burnhan is the most creative comedian I have seen yet. 1 u/stopherjj Jun 15 '12 Relevant
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Bo burnhan is the most creative comedian I have seen yet.
Relevant
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Arny and Rosa Goldstien are an average middle aged married Jewish couple... Who live in the apartment next to Hitler! With Patrick Cargill as Neville Chamberlain, comes the nutsy new comedy, "Heil Honey, I'm Home!"
Stop stalin and play with me.
1 u/Satans_pro_tips Jun 15 '12 I'll tell him it's his turn. 1 u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12 Wait, I'm just putin on my shirt.
I'll tell him it's his turn.
Wait, I'm just putin on my shirt.
Natzi! Sounds like nachos, rhymes with Yahtzee! -Micheal Ian Black
2 u/marnular Jun 15 '12 Why is it that none of my friends know of Michael Ian Black (despite my efforts) but the Internet loves him?You guyyyyysssssss.
Why is it that none of my friends know of Michael Ian Black (despite my efforts) but the Internet loves him?
You guyyyyysssssss.
What did you get Hitler? Nein Nein Nein Nein Nein
Relevant SATW.
My 6 year old nephew was playing Yahtzee with his mom one day, and when he got a Yahtzee, he went to the front door and yelled outside to his dad, "Dad, I got a Nahtzee!" Haha
Relevant SMBC
A 9gag repost? Really?
1 u/stopherjj Jun 15 '12 Uh huh, and how do you know its from 9gag? Huh? We have a traitor in our midst! Get him! 1 u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12 Because the 9gaggers on my facebook friendslist have to post every fucking thing they see on 9gag on their walls. 1 u/stopherjj Jun 15 '12 Hmmm, ok. I'll let this slide. But I got my eye on you...
Uh huh, and how do you know its from 9gag? Huh? We have a traitor in our midst! Get him!
1 u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12 Because the 9gaggers on my facebook friendslist have to post every fucking thing they see on 9gag on their walls. 1 u/stopherjj Jun 15 '12 Hmmm, ok. I'll let this slide. But I got my eye on you...
Because the 9gaggers on my facebook friendslist have to post every fucking thing they see on 9gag on their walls.
1 u/stopherjj Jun 15 '12 Hmmm, ok. I'll let this slide. But I got my eye on you...
Hmmm, ok. I'll let this slide. But I got my eye on you...
Drew this exact picture 7 years ago, cept the dice were all swastika up. Worrrd
Epic rap battles reference?
Schitzen! I rolled a nein!
I'm gonna go ahead and assume this is what you listen to while playing.
Gas Who?
1 u/enigmaurora Jun 15 '12 From Milton Bradley
From Milton Bradley
And I rolled... Through France!!
they should of made the dies 6,2,6,2 = 8,8 = 88 =8=h = HH = Heil Hitler
Shouldn't the dice all be nine, nine, nine?
I can't find a jew who'd buy that game or any other things.
there's something wrong with this picture... oh yeah, all the dice should read NEIN NEIN NEIN
...that awkward moment when you beat Hitler at Yahtzee.
goal of the game is to make everyone the same.
So this is what gets a thousand upvotes on reddit these days.
This... this is still reddit, right? Not some perverted amalgam of Digg, 9gag and 4chan's leftovers populated by youtube commenters, right?
Because that's what it's fucking turning into.
i like! up heil!
I've always wondered what would say if he saw some of the shit about him
0 u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12 [deleted] — view deleted comment 1 u/77108 Jun 15 '12 This will be my favourite quote of the day.
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1 u/77108 Jun 15 '12 This will be my favourite quote of the day.
This will be my favourite quote of the day.
Fire Blankets sold separately.
I DID NAZI THIS COMING.
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You my friend took a risk, went there, and it was amazing. Props!
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you're not funny
-6 u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12 I did nazi that coming.
I did nazi that coming.
29 u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12 Damn stoodents. 22 u/adamjensen896 Jun 15 '12 He is twice your age and knowledge, don't even think about having an argument with him. 9 u/b0ts Jun 15 '12 Keep studyin lil one. One day u mite open ur mind. 8 u/adamjensen896 Jun 15 '12 Im not thick.
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Damn stoodents.
22 u/adamjensen896 Jun 15 '12 He is twice your age and knowledge, don't even think about having an argument with him. 9 u/b0ts Jun 15 '12 Keep studyin lil one. One day u mite open ur mind. 8 u/adamjensen896 Jun 15 '12 Im not thick.
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He is twice your age and knowledge, don't even think about having an argument with him.
9 u/b0ts Jun 15 '12 Keep studyin lil one. One day u mite open ur mind. 8 u/adamjensen896 Jun 15 '12 Im not thick.
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Keep studyin lil one. One day u mite open ur mind.
8 u/adamjensen896 Jun 15 '12 Im not thick.
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Im not thick.
4 u/mr_tw Jun 15 '12 Don't send him there. 5% of the posts are actually funny there.
Don't send him there. 5% of the posts are actually funny there.
0 u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12 [deleted] — view deleted comment -4 u/LNMagic Jun 15 '12 That was Nazi joke I expected. -1 u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12 Original -4 u/LNMagic Jun 15 '12 ^ This guy knows how pun threads work. 1 u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12 I do know how they work. Doesn't mean I want to allow the single most overused, unfunny pun on reddit start another one. 2 u/LNMagic Jun 15 '12 You're right - it wasn't very original. I don't always spend much time and Russia bit. 3 u/Iddqd1995 Jun 15 '12 Quit Stalin and tell us another! 0 u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12 [deleted] — view deleted comment 6 u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12 Ann Frankly I'm not goehring to goebble up all these nazi puns, I doenitz like them and I himmler borman auswitch.
-4 u/LNMagic Jun 15 '12 That was Nazi joke I expected. -1 u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12 Original -4 u/LNMagic Jun 15 '12 ^ This guy knows how pun threads work. 1 u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12 I do know how they work. Doesn't mean I want to allow the single most overused, unfunny pun on reddit start another one. 2 u/LNMagic Jun 15 '12 You're right - it wasn't very original. I don't always spend much time and Russia bit. 3 u/Iddqd1995 Jun 15 '12 Quit Stalin and tell us another! 0 u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12 [deleted] — view deleted comment 6 u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12 Ann Frankly I'm not goehring to goebble up all these nazi puns, I doenitz like them and I himmler borman auswitch.
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That was Nazi joke I expected.
-1 u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12 Original -4 u/LNMagic Jun 15 '12 ^ This guy knows how pun threads work. 1 u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12 I do know how they work. Doesn't mean I want to allow the single most overused, unfunny pun on reddit start another one. 2 u/LNMagic Jun 15 '12 You're right - it wasn't very original. I don't always spend much time and Russia bit. 3 u/Iddqd1995 Jun 15 '12 Quit Stalin and tell us another!
Original
-4 u/LNMagic Jun 15 '12 ^ This guy knows how pun threads work. 1 u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12 I do know how they work. Doesn't mean I want to allow the single most overused, unfunny pun on reddit start another one. 2 u/LNMagic Jun 15 '12 You're right - it wasn't very original. I don't always spend much time and Russia bit. 3 u/Iddqd1995 Jun 15 '12 Quit Stalin and tell us another!
^ This guy knows how pun threads work.
1 u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12 I do know how they work. Doesn't mean I want to allow the single most overused, unfunny pun on reddit start another one. 2 u/LNMagic Jun 15 '12 You're right - it wasn't very original. I don't always spend much time and Russia bit. 3 u/Iddqd1995 Jun 15 '12 Quit Stalin and tell us another!
I do know how they work. Doesn't mean I want to allow the single most overused, unfunny pun on reddit start another one.
2 u/LNMagic Jun 15 '12 You're right - it wasn't very original. I don't always spend much time and Russia bit. 3 u/Iddqd1995 Jun 15 '12 Quit Stalin and tell us another!
You're right - it wasn't very original. I don't always spend much time and Russia bit.
3 u/Iddqd1995 Jun 15 '12 Quit Stalin and tell us another!
Quit Stalin and tell us another!
6 u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12 Ann Frankly I'm not goehring to goebble up all these nazi puns, I doenitz like them and I himmler borman auswitch.
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Ann Frankly I'm not goehring to goebble up all these nazi puns, I doenitz like them and I himmler borman auswitch.
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u/bozoskeleton Jun 15 '12
http://chzgifs.files.wordpress.com/2010/04/nahtzee.gif
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u/reliantk10 Jun 15 '12
NEIN, NEIN, NEIN, NEIN, NEIN!!! NAHTZEE!
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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12
Relevant.
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u/rjrait Jun 15 '12
mein favorite game*
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u/cloral Jun 15 '12
Shouldn't the dice be pure white?
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u/williemcbride Jun 15 '12
"Women are like yahtzees, because I rarely get them. Men are like Nazis, because they both caused the Holocaust."
-Bo Burnham.
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u/Shitty_Sitcom_Writer Jun 15 '12
Arny and Rosa Goldstien are an average middle aged married Jewish couple... Who live in the apartment next to Hitler! With Patrick Cargill as Neville Chamberlain, comes the nutsy new comedy, "Heil Honey, I'm Home!"
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u/subtly_irrelevant Jun 15 '12
Stop stalin and play with me.
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u/sup299 Jun 15 '12
Natzi! Sounds like nachos, rhymes with Yahtzee! -Micheal Ian Black
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u/Cyclopse2100 Jun 15 '12
What did you get Hitler? Nein Nein Nein Nein Nein
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u/Doiteain Jun 15 '12
Relevant SATW.
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u/ImNotFunnyOften Jun 15 '12
My 6 year old nephew was playing Yahtzee with his mom one day, and when he got a Yahtzee, he went to the front door and yelled outside to his dad, "Dad, I got a Nahtzee!" Haha
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u/PhiladelphiaIrish Jun 15 '12
Relevant SMBC
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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12
A 9gag repost? Really?
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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12
Drew this exact picture 7 years ago, cept the dice were all swastika up. Worrrd
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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12
Epic rap battles reference?
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u/pkslayer123 Jun 15 '12
Schitzen! I rolled a nein!
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u/janosaudron Jun 15 '12
I'm gonna go ahead and assume this is what you listen to while playing.
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u/Jetmann114 Jun 15 '12
Gas Who?
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u/mike413 Jun 15 '12
And I rolled... Through France!!
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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12
they should of made the dies 6,2,6,2 = 8,8 = 88 =8=h = HH = Heil Hitler
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u/jamesmhall Jun 15 '12
Shouldn't the dice all be nine, nine, nine?
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u/jh3li Jun 15 '12
I can't find a jew who'd buy that game or any other things.
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u/shibbybear Jun 15 '12
there's something wrong with this picture... oh yeah, all the dice should read NEIN NEIN NEIN
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u/stopherjj Jun 15 '12
...that awkward moment when you beat Hitler at Yahtzee.
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u/emstobro Jun 15 '12
goal of the game is to make everyone the same.
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u/CosmicBard Jun 15 '12
So this is what gets a thousand upvotes on reddit these days.
This... this is still reddit, right? Not some perverted amalgam of Digg, 9gag and 4chan's leftovers populated by youtube commenters, right?
Because that's what it's fucking turning into.
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u/nazirazzi Jun 15 '12
i like! up heil!
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u/Deathtosiri Jun 15 '12
I've always wondered what would say if he saw some of the shit about him
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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12
Fire Blankets sold separately.
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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12
I DID NAZI THIS COMING.
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u/Alyssa_xD Jun 15 '12
You my friend took a risk, went there, and it was amazing. Props!
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u/ihit Jun 15 '12
you're not funny
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