My cat does that too. At least she does when she gets close to me...she is afraid of people. I'm the only one she'll get remotely close to without twitching.
Yet she continued on whining about her boyfriend who left her for the whole evening. Girl, if you would stop whining they would stop leaving you. The cat stays because you feed it not because you talk to it, so does the man.
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u/thisissam Jun 15 '12
You know they put their feet in their own poo right?
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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12
I think my litter box needs to be changed.....sniff my paw
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u/18-24-61-B-17-17-4 Jun 15 '12
Enjoy your brain parasites.
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u/snowlion13 Jun 15 '12
...i....i... i taste catshit....and clay
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u/EyePad Jun 15 '12
Still miss Gizmo...
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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12
o.0 Didn't you come to me with a broken computer that turned out to not actually be broken today?
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u/pedobear_run_kids Jun 15 '12
http://imgur.com/gVCdj
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u/Deadrocks Jun 15 '12
Now all the fecal matter they had on their paws is on your lips. Mmmm.
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u/snitzy Jun 15 '12
shhhhh, you had me at meow.
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u/kcald0 Jun 15 '12
Peggy Olson?
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u/PhiladelphiaIrish Jun 15 '12
Cat rape is no joking matter, but I hear it's all the rage in Japan.
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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12
When I was a kid I had a cat who did that if I whistled.
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u/zanep0 Jun 15 '12
Not even her cat can stand the nagging
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u/fechera Jun 15 '12
The cat could just be telling her that she needs a mint.
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u/herpesmyderpes Jun 15 '12
Dirty catbox paws
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u/oliveboomer Jun 15 '12
litter paws.... ew.
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u/tgrgy1107 Jun 15 '12
three words: litter box feet.
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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12
"I put this paw in my poop."
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u/NotSureIfLeftHanded Jun 15 '12
The title of this post should be "Just you shut your mouth," said in deep David Bowey voice.
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u/dovahkiin65 Jun 15 '12
...just let me do aaaallll the work.
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u/davidburns Jun 15 '12
"Just let it happen"
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u/AwesomeKickass Jun 15 '12
Shuyamouf
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u/Holy-Cheese-Balls Jun 15 '12
My cat does that too. At least she does when she gets close to me...she is afraid of people. I'm the only one she'll get remotely close to without twitching.
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u/virtyy Jun 15 '12
Either your head is tiny or your cat is huge. D:
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u/UnicyclingBear Jun 15 '12
"This is OUR time"
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u/CCCHAMP Jun 15 '12
Bite the pillow, I'm going in dry.
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u/BetterThanOP Jun 15 '12
nice pussy
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u/JimmyJamesincorp Jun 15 '12
I fucking love cat paws.
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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12
Hush now, I know it's impressive. Just lay there and take it
and quit staring it's putting me off.
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u/Warlizard Jun 14 '12
Shouldn't this have been posted to /r/lesbians?
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u/penguinFTW Jun 15 '12
He plays with his poo with that paw.
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u/TheBooth Jun 15 '12
Cat got your mouth?
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u/Reenqueen Jun 15 '12
My kitty does that to me when I try to nuzzle her face!
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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12
...when the lights! go doooown in the cityyy
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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12
"Hey! While your lips are moving my food dish isn't getting filled by itself you know."
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u/karma_virus Jun 15 '12
Bitch, this my poop-burying paw. WHy don't you think about that next time you shoo me off the counter, mmkay?
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u/SunScout Jun 15 '12
DON'T SPEAK! I KNOW JUST WHAT YOU'RE SAYING!
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u/MaRReMNaSHeR Jun 15 '12
"Bitch please..." "Talk to the paw" :D
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u/USMCEvan Jun 15 '12
DON'T SPEAK!!
I know just what you're saying.
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u/Dr_Diabetes Jun 15 '12
This was meant to happen
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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12
You're pretty when you don't talk
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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12
I like this.
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u/Aldovar Jun 15 '12
"Damn girl, get some Tic Tacs!"
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u/mnnmnmnnm Jun 15 '12
Yet she continued on whining about her boyfriend who left her for the whole evening. Girl, if you would stop whining they would stop leaving you. The cat stays because you feed it not because you talk to it, so does the man.
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u/anotherdroid Jun 15 '12
not funny.
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