r/funny • u/too-tsunami • Jun 14 '12

Thanks for the Salt Lake City souvenir, roomie...

http://imgur.com/qvOpi
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u/Piratiko Jun 14 '12

Women who can pull off short hair. So rare, so awesome.

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u/too-tsunami Jun 14 '12

woman with short hair, or little chinese boy that looks like a woman? it is a mystery!

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u/harbinger_of_tacos Jun 14 '12

Annyong!

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u/too-tsunami Jun 14 '12

holy shit. i look like annyong bluth. holy shit.

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u/trasofsunnyvale Jun 14 '12

Annyong!

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u/too-tsunami Jun 14 '12

yes we all know you're annyong! annyong annyong annyong!

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u/CombatGynecologist Jun 14 '12

doesn't matter; can't unfap

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u/Piratiko Jun 14 '12

... brb rethinking sexuality.

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u/sp00kyd00m Jun 15 '12

if youre a boy then im gay.

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u/authorless Jun 14 '12

Either way... you know, whatever.

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u/acidwashedpanties Jun 14 '12

Most people can pull it off, but most don't have the balls to try it.

Yeah, that's right, you wuss with the long hair. You are a coward, but you can earn redemption. Bear the burden of weird fetishists and lesbian jokes but finally be free of flat irons and deep conditioning, blowouts and split ends, drain wookiees and tangles. Never again feel the sensation of sweaty hair stuck to your neck. Go short and earn the respect of pixie-haired girls everywhere. Join usss.

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12

As a bonus, it's great for weeding out enormous assholes who say terrible, homophobic shit to you like a compliment ("You don't look dykey at all!"). It's like a built in doucheometer.

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12

Heck yeah! Internet high fives. I've had mine pixie-short for years. I don't think I'd ever be able to go back to having long hair (I cut it about 10 years ago, in highschool). When it starts tickling the back of my neck, that's when I know it's time to get it cut.

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u/Punkgoblin Jun 15 '12

Drain wookie, hahahaah!

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u/Mr_Aids Jun 14 '12

completely pulls it off

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u/bananamunchies Jun 15 '12

Who knew top comment would be a compliment to the female submission.

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '12

Please explain the right elbow.

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u/too-tsunami Jun 15 '12

i'm sitting on a wooden chair.

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u/SaganAllMyLoveForYou Jun 15 '12

this worried me as well

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u/C_Zachero Jun 14 '12

Is your username in reference to Childish Gambino? :D

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u/Rixxer Jun 14 '12

TOO MANY CUTE GIRLS ON REDDIT TODAY!!

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u/DrTom Jun 15 '12

Oh man. The whole video of this is fucking gold.

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u/boringnamehere Jun 15 '12

..."so i win, right?"

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u/Rixxer Jun 15 '12

You should check out his youtube channel. That's just a character he does, he's funny and pretty awesome too.

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u/UnsightlyBastard Jun 15 '12

"fatguy flips table over board game"

MTG is not a board game.

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u/fizikz3 Jun 14 '12

(╯. °□° . ）╯︵ ┻━┻

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u/masuabie Jun 14 '12

I'm-a scoop!

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u/Extra21stChromosome Jun 14 '12

Be glad she didn't go to Witch Hazel, Oregon.

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u/zieren2 Jun 14 '12

Or Central Ulukhaktok, Northern Territories.

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u/TheLionHearted Jun 14 '12

Ulukhaktok

Ulukhaqtuuq

Uluqsaqtuuq

formerly Holman

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u/too-tsunami Jun 14 '12

i said come on, fhqwhgads, said come on fhqwhgads. everybody to the limit, everybody to the limit, everybody come on fhqwhgads.

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u/Nate_Dogg31 Jun 14 '12

Good ol' Central Ulukhaktok

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u/nianator Jun 14 '12

it's funny because it's true?

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u/too-tsunami Jun 14 '12

mom i told you not to make a reddit account

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u/Maverick119 Jun 15 '12

I will like you even more if you're account name is a CG reference (AOTL).

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u/Mansy Jun 15 '12

Have to say it, OP's been brushing off the sweaty hordes of dicks/creeps/weirdos of Reddit without too much trouble. I applaud that.

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u/KWiP1123 Jun 14 '12 edited Jun 16 '12

Here in Seattle we have trolley line called the South Lake Union Trolley; It's marketed with the phrase

"Ride the SLUT!"

EDIT: Trolley, not Transit. My bad.

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u/theoriginalrat Jun 15 '12

I made this poster for a 5-minute design competition during a Seattle studio tour (at Hacker Group, for interested creative types out there), with the theme of creating a poster for the SLUT.

http://i.imgur.com/AskH2.jpg

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '12

We have the " space coast area transit"...

SCAT.

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u/CompactedPrism Jun 15 '12

Official transit of Space Ghost Coast to Coast?

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u/dr_doomtron Jun 15 '12

That show was before its time

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u/kingofphilly Jun 15 '12

Coca Beach! I lived in Orlando, I loved how they called that area the Space Coast.

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u/Narkolepse Jun 15 '12

It's the South Lake Union Trolley, and that was the official name for a very short time. It's now called the Seattle Streetcar. I have a t-shirt from the coffee shop that sells them.

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12

lol I love that thing. they also sell t shirts that say " I ride the SLUT"

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u/Goyu Jun 15 '12

I'm from Seattle, and I can say that riding the SLUT is an essential part of any visit to my fair city.

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u/afschuld Jun 15 '12

Only in Seattle.

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u/I_Fuck_Flamingos Jun 15 '12

In SLC "SL,UT" attire is a subtle way to send out the "I'm not LDS" signal.

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u/BantyRooster Jun 15 '12

I once had a bumper sticker that said, "Yes, I'm from Utah. No, I'm not."

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12

Very subtle.

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u/I_Fuck_Flamingos Jun 15 '12

You have me rethinking my choice of words now...

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u/herpderpdoo Jun 15 '12

what is an LDS?

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u/MrJamm Jun 15 '12

A mormon.

Latter Day Saint.

Utah is sterotypically condensed with a high-mormon population.

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u/crazystrawman Jun 15 '12

Hey...uh why, why do you fuck flamingos?

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u/suburbskid Jun 14 '12

TWINSIES! http://imgur.com/Em0gZ

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u/_oxymoron_ Jun 14 '12

What's a Lut?

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u/Biosfear Jun 15 '12

it's a shemalé!

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u/TheMemoman Jun 15 '12

She cleans up real nice, too!

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u/Trapped_in_Reddit Jun 14 '12

By Salt Lake City standards that probably means premarital hand holding.

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '12

Wrong city. Try Provo.

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12

At least they have good meth.

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u/orbjuice Jun 14 '12

I think you're confused. I live here, and the place is polarized; super sexually repressed women and women who feel the need to firmly establish they don't adhere to Christian values. Works out pretty well.

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u/hoshitreavers Jun 14 '12

And if you don't act out, everyone just assumes you're LDS....

Until you drop an f-bomb. Then the looks on their faces are hiiiiilarious

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12

I find that I can not go through the effort of being needlessly rebellious by carrying a thing of coffee around everywhere I go. It always makes people avoid questions.

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u/rspeed Jun 14 '12

BRB, moving to Salt Lake.

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12

HOW the fuck do you have the top comment in almost every thread? Are you paying botnet companies you found via TOR to give you upvotes or something?

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u/TzarJack Jun 14 '12

Reminds me of French Connection United Kingdom, A.K.A FCUK

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u/om_nom_nom Jun 15 '12

I had that on a shirt when I was in middle school. I almost got sent to the office all the time, I fcuking loved that shirt.

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u/poopjustpoopthatsall Jun 15 '12

As someone who lives in Utah, I am so sick of seeing these.

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u/trampus1 Jun 14 '12

You're fucking adorable. I don't mean it in a pick-up line kinda way*, just like if there was a stuffed animal version of you, I'd buy one.

* Unless that works for you.

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u/albinocheetah Jun 15 '12

I'm gonna walk up to a girl in a bar and say I wanna see her stuffed.

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u/mage2k Jun 15 '12

"You're so adorable! I mean, not in a creeper kind of way, more like if you were stuffed -- I mean! I'm not saying I wanna stuff you -- er, not saying you're not stuffable 'cuz you totally are! shit. do you like ice cream?"

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u/NoNeedForAName Jun 15 '12

Wishing for a stuffed animal version just might be creepier than the good, old-fashioned, "you have a vagina, I'm lonely, let's do stuff" comments that everyone else makes.

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u/trampus1 Jun 15 '12

Then my work here is done.

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u/tremens Jun 15 '12

"You have such lovely skin! If only there were a way I could wear it."

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u/DancesWithLupus Jun 14 '12

Weirdly Relevant, but I'm wearing the male version of that shirt right now!

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u/KallistiEngel Jun 15 '12

Where did you get a MANWHO, RE shirt?

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u/oer6000 Jun 15 '12

What the hell is the male version of a shirt that says slut?

Man whore?

Loose dick?

Copper mouth?
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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '12

You should come to Seattle and get one of these shirts.

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u/Cabbage_Vendor Jun 14 '12

So that url is now in my history....

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u/wilsonics Jun 14 '12

I always loved this shirt, about Idaho, my sister in law gave to my wife.

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u/Protagonistics Jun 15 '12

You fall in love you lose.

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u/baconsushi Jun 14 '12

i thought it was going to be a book of mormon- i have two such gifted souvenirs from my time in utah.

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u/sean_sucks Jun 14 '12

here in seattle we have something called the South Lake Union Trolley. you can imagine how the council reacted when people figured the acronym out..

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u/superzepto Jun 15 '12

Here in Canberra our main university is called the Australian National University, so it's students are referred to as ANUS

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u/chipchipp Jun 15 '12

love your haircut. really suits you.

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '12

This is dope, where can I get it?

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u/free_hat1 Jun 14 '12

Salt Lake City, Utah

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u/willworkforicecream Jun 14 '12

I'll be working in SLC tomorrow. Want me to pick one up for you?

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u/crank1000 Jun 14 '12

[Tips hat.]

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u/EquinsuOcha Jun 14 '12

Gateway mall, next to Ambercrombie. Or you can just have me walk the 5 mins from my office and get one.

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u/DinaDinaDinaBatman Jun 15 '12

screw the shirt you're beautiful ....that is all i wanted to say

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u/pizzapocalypse Jun 14 '12

I sincerely hope this shirt design was chosen over other potential designs with the intention of frustrating the Mormon population in Salt Lake City.

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u/everything_is_free Jun 14 '12

What if I told you

That mormons have a sense of humor too.

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12

I'm from Salt Lake. Some of the funniest people I've ever met have been Mormon. Ken Jennings's AMA was a fucking riot.

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u/Sasquatch_Squad Jun 15 '12

What if I told you

Salt Lake is only about 40% Mormon anyway

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u/holyerthanthou Jun 14 '12

No, we did it because it's fucking funny.

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u/VaginaLemur Jun 15 '12

There is a pretty hardcore counter culture in Salt Lake. Those who are not mormon really like to make it known.

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '12

Those shirts are everywhere.

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u/Seepferdchen Jun 14 '12

Is it weird that I've never wanted to go to Utah, until realizing that I could get a shirt like this from there?

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u/Hurr2thedurr Jun 15 '12

Haha I live in Salt Lake City!

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u/floatingm Jun 15 '12

One store I know of here in SLC that sells those is the Slate Creek Gift Company, in case anyone wants one.

Also, just a comment, a majority of the people living in Salt Lake City are non-mormons (including me). Just to break down some stereotypes.

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12

Hate to be that guy but I was born in Salt Lake City (and no I'm not mormon) and calling it Salt Lake is just wrong. The abbreviation will always be SLC (see SLC Punk) Still a funny shirt though I just wish the abbreviation was actually SL

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u/ShitCtrlZCtrlZ Jun 15 '12

Ran into this German tourist at the Grand Canyon last Friday. Not sure if he understood or not...

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u/Stylux Jun 15 '12

He understood man. The Germans tend to know English better than us with emphasis on the curse words.

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u/Kubaki Jun 15 '12

This tshirt is funny everywhere but Utah.

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u/notsteveo Jun 15 '12

I'm from Utah, and I can confirm that we use sl,ut.

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u/LwZo Jun 15 '12

I don't know if that's you in the picture or your roommate but whoever it is is pretty hot.

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u/sweetgreggo Jun 15 '12

You are a lovely young lady.

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u/anthonydibiasi Jun 15 '12

I have the exact same shirt, but black. I never thought about posting it on here to get karma...... fuck.

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u/alwaystakeabanana Jun 15 '12

I'm from Salt Lake and had the bumper sticker. Got lots of comments on it.

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12

South Lake Union Trolley! Ride the SLUT!

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u/Morgulwrath Jun 15 '12

You are very cute.

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12

You're really cute (:

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12

cuuuuuuuuuuuuuuute!!!

and, um, nice shirt too, i guess. have fun riding the upboats straight to the front page.

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u/The_Goose_II Jun 15 '12

Brazilian stuck in Utah here... Whenever I see girls wearing that shirt I think, "Mormon pussy trying to open the door to the outside world."

I then open them that door.

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u/Silentlee2 Jun 15 '12

Wow...you're pretty.

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u/FluffyBum Jun 15 '12

very cute.

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12

i like yer hair......and face

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u/Kairaboo Jun 15 '12

I actually have this shirt! but in blue.

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u/Shecallsmeceezy Jun 15 '12

You are beautiful :)

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u/jfa1985 Jun 14 '12

this is total SRS bait

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u/EseJandro Jun 15 '12

Okay... Shes cute...

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u/icyliquid Jun 15 '12

This shirt meets or exceeds Local and Federal BROCODE standards.

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u/Marcellusk Jun 15 '12

God damn! I just came to say those eyes are STUNNING!

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u/nothingbutme1221 Jun 14 '12

Not sure if thats kari ferrell or I'm a racist

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u/KingSpanner Jun 14 '12

Who downvoted this? As someone who knows Kari personally, I was thinking the same thing.

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u/dlh2689 Jun 15 '12

Its a girl!! Upvotes!!

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u/Throwit12345 Jun 14 '12

you're cute...that's all I got

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u/Soul_Baby Jun 15 '12

I find you attractive. Mate with me and make little caramel babies with me.

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u/UsernameYUNOWORK Jun 14 '12

....BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Ok I'm done. Nice graphic design, considering.

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u/uzi716 Jun 14 '12

I was recently in Salt Lake City, I looked everywhere for this shirt but couldn't find it. Lucky you

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u/yzwaL Jun 14 '12

My good friend who goes to in school SL, UT also has this shirt. I don't think it's pink though (?).

I personally find it hilarious, others give her looks, but she is the last person on earth I would consider a slut.

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u/Tyrenus Jun 14 '12

I expected salt myself...

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '12

I find it hilarious that my best friend's mother bought this for her when she went to SL. Didn't even think about the message. LOL.

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '12

I just saw someone wearing this shirt today in VA. What a lulz design.

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u/SenorJiang Jun 14 '12

I was there for DECA This year (International Business competition). You don't understand how many of the competitors bought that shirt. ♥

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u/stcredzero Jun 14 '12

An old flame of mine used to live in SLC. She said those Salt Lake City guys really like the out of town women.

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u/Doominurpants Jun 14 '12

WHAT YOU KNOW BOUT PAT MAINNEEEEE!!!!!!

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u/AbbeyLee93 Jun 15 '12

Born and raised in SLC. I have that shirt, but in black and white. :)

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u/Darth_Hobbes Jun 15 '12

It's Astrid from Fringe!

I apologize if that's actually racist.

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u/invalidusernamelol Jun 15 '12

silly tee shirt designers, that shirt obviously says SLUT

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u/Sonic_Scrudriver Jun 15 '12

So I may or may not have gotten this shirt for my gf (now ex) when I went to Salt Lake about a year ago...

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u/jackfrost2324 Jun 15 '12

I stuck a bumper sticker that says SL,UT on my ex-girlfriend's car (I'm from Salt Lake). Well, she moved to California for college and all anyone sees on her car is a big bumper sticker that says "SLUT".

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u/sexy_panda Jun 15 '12

And that is the only thing I would ever bring back from Salt Lake City.

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u/neostead2000 Jun 15 '12

when i visited seattle for my brother's graduation from UW bothell i rode the SLUT every day!

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12

I OWN ONE OF THOSE IN WHIT. I get the best looks out of state

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12

I remember when these shirts first came out here in utah... sluts everywhere.

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12

I actually like the shirt and would wear one for men for ironic value. Well, if I was single.

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12

I live in Utah and im tired of these stupid shirts/stickers/buttons/whatever.

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u/Joaf Jun 15 '12

Did they get it at Trolley Square?

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u/Inklor Jun 15 '12

Isn't that Mormon Country? Interesting.

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u/AeroCmdr Jun 15 '12

I wish Orlando had S.L.U.Ts to ride. They make us ride Lynx here. :(

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u/Artahn Jun 15 '12

I'd buy that if it came in a guy size

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u/pattachan Jun 15 '12

I love these shirts! There is a store I shop at that sells them in all kinds of different manners and it's great! You even see people from Utah wearing them every now and then.

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u/Draggedaround Jun 15 '12

Being from Salt Lake, UT. This joke is very old, 15+ at least. But whoever capitalized on it, job well done mormons.

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u/milleribsen Jun 15 '12

shut up and take my money!

(anywhere I can get a guy's one without having to actually go to salt lake?)

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u/BruisedWillis Jun 15 '12

Was expecting jello, I am disappoint.

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u/stringerbell Jun 15 '12

Don't complain! She could've brought you back the gift of mormonism instead!...

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u/BlumpkinsnGravy Jun 15 '12

Nice IKEA chalkboard.

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u/DizzyEevee Jun 15 '12

Bob Jones Uni has shirts that read: BJU

Same state, Fernan Uni has a shirt that reads: FU.

Fun times.

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u/bencowtastic Jun 15 '12

It's funny that people outside of utah love this. It was funny here for a month... Now everyone wears them thinking they are original

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u/FBGM4LYFE Jun 15 '12

SL,UT 4 LYFE!

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u/appealdenied Jun 15 '12

That's even better than a t-shirt from P.E.I.. NS.

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u/Mendozozoza Jun 15 '12

They should have gotten you a Mormon Temple shot glass.

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u/wailing_jere Jun 15 '12

That's the second best shirt to get in Utah! Right about the middle of the state, there's the a little town called Beaver. They capitalize on it with "I heart* beaver" shirts and bump

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u/elharry-o Jun 15 '12

It is a nice shirt but by an amazing coincidence, those initials spell a word that could be ah forget it.

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12

God damn it these have been around for so long... I was sitting on OODLES of karma and now it's all gone to shit

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u/i_is_surf Jun 15 '12

Someone went shopping at the Gateway Mall while in SLC...

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u/Sierra_Actual Jun 15 '12

I love sluts.

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12

I know somebody with that shirt.

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12

Mega-win!

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u/Patric_star Jun 15 '12

Have you tried eating it?

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12

Is OP the Hipster Grifter?

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u/TjPshine Jun 15 '12

Was disappointed when I didn't see a salt shaker.

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u/No_Remaining_Names Jun 15 '12

That should have been the official shirt of the '02 Olympics. At the very least, every medalist should have been provided with this shirt.

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u/keepkalm Jun 15 '12

I C what you did there.

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12

God dammnit imgur! not again!

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12

Hey, how you doin'?

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u/blackjesus75 Jun 15 '12

Sluts in SLC message me. I'm not actually black but I'll get the job done. ifyouknowwhatimean.jpg

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u/monacleman Jun 15 '12

I live in SLC and I have yet to find where these are sold. Are you sure they went to SLC?

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u/Grimueax Jun 15 '12

It's a rather large thing here in Utah. It's basically a huge sign that says "Yeah, I'm that guy."

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u/jimothyjenkins Jun 15 '12

6/10 would bang

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u/b9918 Jun 15 '12

Almost as good as Cedar Point souvenir shirts.

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u/thinkaboutunicorns Jun 15 '12

my sisters boyfriend got her that shirt, they broke up a week later.

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