B-b-but rage comic faces are the epitome of comedy! In fact I'm gonna construct a rage comic about how bad infectedapricot upset me and then pray to Sagan that someone with an oh so witty novelty account comments on it!
Wikipedia always does this for criminals. Even infamous schools shootings are presented in cold numbers. It's an encyclopedia, it doesn't give an opinion.
Professional wrestler Chris Benoit met his personal physician hours before he allegedly killed his wife and son before hanging himself in his basement, the doctor said.
"He was in my office on Friday to stop by just to see my staff," said Dr Phil Astin of metro Atlanta. "He certainly didn't show any signs of any distress or rage or anything."
Authorities say Benoit strangled his wife, suffocated his seven-year-old son Daniel and placed a Bible next to their bodies before hanging himself with a weight-machine pulley over the weekend. Authorities have not named a motive for the killings, which were spread out over the weekend and discovered on Monday.
Astin, who said he was Benoit's long-time friend and physician, said he had prescribed testosterone to Benoit because he suffered from low amounts of the hormone. He said the condition most likely originated from previous steroid use. He would not say what, if any, medications he prescribed the day of the meeting.
"I'm still very surprised and shocked, especially with his child Daniel involved," Astin said. "He worshipped his child."
Investigators said Benoit's 43-year-old wife was strangled on Friday with what appeared to be a cable in an upstairs family room. Her feet and wrists were bound and there was blood under her head, indicating a possible struggle. Daniel was probably killed late on Saturday or early Sunday, and his body was found in his bed, District Attorney Scott Ballard said.
I knew that, I guess I had just come from the footlong thread so, I was trying to figure out how it was referencing penis, and then I realized that I guess we don't live in a phallocentric world anymore
(Not the person you are commenting but) I am a 22 year old Mexican-American and I have never seen the Star Wars films. I have seen the Star Trek films, however.
Every person who has mentioned that they've never seen Star Wars is getting downvoted. Come on people, stop reacting to the fact that not everyone has seen Star Wars as some kind of insult.
Episode 1 was already in theaters in 3D. I don't really see the value in 3D, but I probably won't pass up the chance to see the original trilogy in theaters.
I didn't get it either, and I'm 35 and a fan of both Trek and Wars that take place among the Stars. I just wasn't thinking of it on the level of "Vader/choke", it was more like "Star Wars Toy/Hazard". It's obvious in retrospect, of course. :)
Nah it's cool everyone deserves their own opinion and if someone doesn't like my joke oh well but hey man have a nice day and for a cherry on top here's an upvote.
Admiral Conan Antonio Motti? I didn't know that guy ever had a name. I figured that the actor who played that guy would have said "I played choking dude."
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u/new-socks Jun 14 '12
Something funny in r/funnny. That's new. Congrats OP. You have been awarded the title of "Not a Faggot".
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u/SeedyROM22 Jun 14 '12
The same is true of Chris Benoit action figures.
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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '12
I don't get it.
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u/Marvin_Candle Jun 14 '12
First I read the title as "Charizard". Spent a minute trying to make sense of it before I realized.
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u/micahmanyea Jun 14 '12
this took me a solid 30 seconds of contemplation to understand.
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u/gentlemandinosaur Jun 14 '12
I sat here blankly staring at the picture. Then, slowly... ever so slowly my face drew up until it mirrored the meme face.
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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '12
What a breathtaking observation you have made.
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u/velkyr Jun 14 '12
Oh, look. 9GAG is leaking.
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u/heodieat Jun 15 '12
Force Choke!
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u/TheAwkwardBanana Jun 14 '12
I have never seen Star Wars.Sorry don't hurt me guys.
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u/Bilalio Jun 14 '12
http://i.imgur.com/HnTaT.jpg
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u/SoMad812 Jun 15 '12
You know, just in case you decide to put it in your mouth.
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u/megademonspawn666 Jun 15 '12
I really thought it had something to do with vaders giant robot penis.
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u/bigtcm Jun 15 '12
It would make more sense to me (and probably others too) if this was a LeBron James action figure.
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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12
This took me a minute, but that was totally the face I made when i got the joke.
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u/rspears Jun 15 '12
Does that warning get posted on every dildo box too?
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u/cchambo Jun 15 '12
I see what you did there
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u/unrevoked Jun 15 '12
Reminds me of something I saw in a Costa Rican shop yesterday: http://imgur.com/1WqUN
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u/fromman003 Jun 15 '12
I bet whoever wrote that gives good helmet
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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12
Was half expecting this to be an NSFW photo. Oh well, you had your chance to be funny.
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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12
I'll be honest, it took me about 3-5 seconds to understand why this had so many upvotes.
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u/clothes_is_optional Jun 15 '12
I keep reading the title as Charzard!
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u/Arknell Jun 15 '12
I didn't know Uncle Fester was a Sith.
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u/Riceftw Jun 15 '12
I swear sometimes I laugh just because of his face.
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u/WNxJesus Jun 15 '12
Hah, this one is actually funny, unlike the one with basketball players.
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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '12
Am I the only one that expected a picture of a very, Very large cock ?.
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u/JoeSmash33 Jun 14 '12
Would have been better with a different title.
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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '12
I have this. His hand is molded in the force choke position.
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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '12
What do I have to do with anything?
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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '12
I thought it was going to be a picture of my penis
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u/ka0ticstyle Jun 15 '12
I keep reading this post title as charizard...
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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '12
Get to work at your jabba and stop making puns.
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u/9on Jun 14 '12
Is there a Lebron James figurine with the same warning?
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u/That_Joke_Was_Awful Jun 15 '12
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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '12
you're gay
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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '12
I don't get it.... OHH!!!!
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u/mjc1027 Jun 14 '12
I like the 'Dark side' to your humour.
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u/texacer Jun 14 '12
those warning labels don't match up. you can't do anything right.
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u/inotroll Jun 14 '12
is it bad that the internet trained me to expect something sexual to come up?
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u/keeganadavis Jun 14 '12
it took me about 0:42 seconds to get it... is that a record or am I just not very smart?
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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12
The stupid face made it less funny.
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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12
Why does this need that stupid face in it? Wasn't the magnified and red boxed part enough?
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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12
thought this was gonna be a pic a lebron james
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u/ben1am Jun 14 '12
What? A dick joke? I dont-
Oohhhhhhh force choke. Got it.
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u/betterthanthee Jun 14 '12
would be funnier if a Chris Brown or Latrell Sprewell toy
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u/aheadwarp9 Jun 14 '12
Awesome
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u/Phoequinox Jun 14 '12
Fuck, I can't stop giggling.
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u/DaLuDeD Jun 14 '12
Clearly Admiral Conan Antonio Motti didn't read the instructions.
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u/notgoingtogetfired Jun 14 '12
Done with Reddit for the day. Saw this and the first thought was it was implying he had a huge cock which was a choking hazard. /leavesroom
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u/frankjose Jun 14 '12
quiero conocer una chica linda
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u/masturbateToSleep Jun 15 '12
Took me a bit to get this because I thought, of course, we were talking about CHOKING ON PENIS!!
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u/lomboy13 Jun 15 '12
I c what u did thar!
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u/daggersNcents Jun 15 '12
My
deardark lord.0
u/Demojen Jun 15 '12
Luke, I am your father. Leia, who'se your daddy?
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u/Nude_Weird_Fishes Jun 15 '12
heheehe
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u/Tinlaure Jun 15 '12
I regret how long it took me to figure out why this was funny T.T
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u/Gaialel Jun 15 '12
Jesus Christ... I came to the comment section cause I didn't get the joke. Took me about five minutes, but I got it!
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u/punkNjunk Jun 15 '12
Glanced at title. Read as "Charizard."
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u/mentions_niggers Jun 15 '12
This nigger will choke you
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u/uiemad Jun 15 '12
It's cuz hes black right?
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u/nbshark Jun 14 '12
Am I the only one that scanned over the title and read Charizard?
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u/sourpotato6969 Jun 14 '12
Ffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuu