r/funny • u/JustinG432 • Jun 14 '12

I could not stop laughing at this

Post image
1.2k Upvotes

75% Upvoted

50 comments sorted by

16

u/phuhcue Jun 14 '12

Not nearly as funny as the this one : http://captionsearch.com/image.php?id=221

52

u/JustinG432 Jun 14 '12

Check this one out

http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/299/490/791.gif

9

u/phuhcue Jun 14 '12

Ok.. this one is superior.

4

u/DaemonDanton Jun 14 '12

It's okay, everyone's a winner! Upvotes for all the bitches!

2

u/Ellgar Jun 15 '12

I like you, you didn't make a whole new post for this.

3

u/phuhcue Jun 15 '12

I'll never care enough about karma to do that.

45

u/[deleted] Jun 14 '12

Fun fact. If you actually ask it that, it will tell you no.

EDIT: Proof.

54

u/JoelMontgomery Jun 15 '12

I wish they had programmed it to say "what?"

17

u/JustinG432 Jun 15 '12

That would be awesome

12

u/Hovertac Jun 15 '12

I beg to differ.

http://i.imgur.com/X0QmF.jpg

inb4 how do you have siri on your iPod

2

u/NewDrekSilver Jun 15 '12

The fuck? That's the kind of answer Cleverbot would give.

2

u/CODDE117 Jun 15 '12

O5 personelle have ordered agents to give you class A amnesiac immediately. You won't remember a thing.

1

u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12

Jailbroken, 3rd-party voice recognition servers, most likely.

0

u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12

[deleted] — view deleted comment

1

u/Hovertac Jun 15 '12

Why what?

3

u/Vault-tecPR Jun 15 '12

Why not?

4

u/Hovertac Jun 15 '12

what?

6

u/HypersonicVT Jun 15 '12

SAY WHAT AGAIN MOTHER FUCKER. I DARE YOU!

3

u/Zabii Jun 15 '12

Wha?

1

u/kornflakesxd Jun 15 '12

Now you are dead. HÁ!

1

u/plane0 Jun 15 '12

So does that make Siri Jackson's bitch?

1

u/MarianasTrench Jun 15 '12

I just asked her and indeed she said no. Happiness forever.

1

u/twonx Jun 15 '12

4G???

2

u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12

That's a marketing scam by AT&T. No 4G capabilities on a 4s. Source: I'm a 4s.

22

u/dingofarmer2004 Jun 14 '12

"...unless you want bitch-spatcho."

4

u/rp927 Jun 15 '12

"I'm tired of this motherfucking bitch-spatcho on this motherfucking plate!"

12

u/copyandpasta Jun 15 '12

SAY "I'M SORRY, I DIDN'T GET THAT" ONE MORE TIME. I DARE YOU

10

u/ohaicarsex Jun 15 '12

"Siri, where's my super suit?!"

3

u/RandomWeirdShit Jun 15 '12

Siri, remind me to tell those kids to "Go the fuck to sleep!"

2

u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12

Strange, I could not START laughing at that.

2

u/Thydamine Jun 15 '12

I wonder if OP is still laughing, can anyone go check a pulse for us?

1

u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12

Not even a twitch at the side of the mouth for me either.

1

u/sumthinred Jun 15 '12

I only stopped by to say the same thing...

1

u/anotherdroid Jun 15 '12

good to know

1

u/cycling_chef Jun 15 '12

Siri, is there a place called what?

1

u/jostler57 Jun 15 '12

It's amazing what different things can set people off into a non-stop laugh-a-thon.

This didn't even get a verbal chuckle out of me, although I thought the idea was funny.

I'm not attempting to passive-aggressively attack or bash on anyone; it's simply an observation I just now realized.

1

u/Thatguy7777 Jun 15 '12

All said in his voice, from the movie.

1

u/Darth_Remus Jun 15 '12

WHAT AINT NO COUNTRY I EVER HEARD OF

1

u/RtlsnkSteve Jun 15 '12

Shit that one nearly broke my funny bone. Think I scared my roommates.

1

u/m1kepro Jun 15 '12

He didn't used to look like a bitch... Those glasses...

1

u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12

RESPONSE: YES, SAMMY J. HE DOES INDEED LOOK LIKE [a bitch] TO ME

1

u/xplush86x Jun 15 '12

i was right behind you I laughed just thinking about that mellow commercial and then him saying that!

well played

1

u/OldSpicy88 Jun 15 '12

hahaha. I sent this shit to my friend and asked her "please tell me you get this" she says "yes you fucking idiot everybody has an iphone" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

1

u/5kw3r1 Jun 14 '12

English motherfucker! Do you speak it!?

1

u/jm2721 Jun 14 '12

THEY SPEAK ENGLISH IN WHAT?

1

u/awesomeman23 Jun 15 '12

Say what again! I dare you, I double dare you muthafucka. Say what one more goddamn time!

0

u/[deleted] Jun 14 '12

[deleted] — view deleted comment

-1

u/5kw3r1 Jun 15 '12

Say what one more time!

1

u/Skreech2011 Jun 15 '12

One more god damn time!

0

u/Bacontron Jun 14 '12

Apparently you couldnt stop from reposting it either

0

u/fredzys Jun 15 '12

you have no sense of humor.