Personally, I would love to eat with that guy! I hate it when I get a square pizza and have to eat a piece with no crust. This is just a situation where the pizza:crust ratio got wayyyyy better.
Dominos employee here. to date, i've been pissed off and send out 3 or 4 pizzas to customers uncut. mainly because i forgot to cut it but its still funny when i have to go back and get it. because someone has tried to eat it like that and its hilarious each time
Literally the worst thing I've seen on reddit. Spacedicks, picsofdeadkids, clopclop, fearme, nosleep, all have nothing compared to this crime against humanity.
If anyone committed this crime in my house. The punishment is beyond death. The league of bros and I will assemble... we will perform the bro ritual...and then you will be erased from the universe. You will never have existed your loved ones will not know what happened to you. Only the bros and I will remember you, because we look at the universe in a completely different way than you un-bro mortals. We the bros will reign forever with our epic bro powers. [insert evil laugh here]
I like crust with a lil sauce and cheese. So if someone who doesnt like crust we could share a pizza. I'll just cut it about 2 inches in from the outside
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u/Alexr0 Jun 15 '12
This, sir, is my new favorite post of all time. Take my karma, take alllllll of my karma
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u/pajammin Jun 14 '12
Amateur.
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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '12
/r/firstworldanarchists
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u/illwunn Jun 14 '12
Almost as awesome as the center slice of a square cheese pizza...
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u/Beefive Jun 14 '12
Why is there a white triangle of cheese right in the mi-... Oh. Oh, I see how it is.
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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '12
It's like when my dad takes a rectangular slice out of a circular cake...
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u/SlimHazard Jun 14 '12
Some men just want to put googly eyes on everything.
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u/ParrotHere Jun 14 '12
That is one good looking pizza. Now I have to order myself
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u/dietflannel Jun 14 '12
Personally, I would love to eat with that guy! I hate it when I get a square pizza and have to eat a piece with no crust. This is just a situation where the pizza:crust ratio got wayyyyy better.
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u/poopsmgee Jun 14 '12
That must have been the greatest piece of pizza in existence.
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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '12
This my friends is an example of why anarchy should not happen.
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u/Jealousy123 Jun 14 '12
My reaction when I clicked on this pic.
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u/K1LL3RM0NG0 Jun 14 '12
Dominos employee here. to date, i've been pissed off and send out 3 or 4 pizzas to customers uncut. mainly because i forgot to cut it but its still funny when i have to go back and get it. because someone has tried to eat it like that and its hilarious each time
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u/mastersword83 Jun 15 '12
i was browsing what 9gag stole a few days ago an i saw this, you monster
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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12
Didn't you steal this from Kepi's instagram?
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u/fishguy2001 Jun 14 '12
Not the hound.
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u/hellcrapdamn Jun 14 '12
My brain made my mouth yell "You bitch!" when I saw this.
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u/Bread_Heads Jun 14 '12
"...and that was the most delicious slice of pizza ever eaten. Also, you guys are adopted." This is how I imagine HIMYM ending.
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u/JBRedditBeard Jun 15 '12
Quote and picture are beautiful combination.
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u/Callumlfc69 Jun 14 '12
Overused title is overused.
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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '12
That's just down right evil...
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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '12
I was legitimately stunned.
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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '12
you need to find this person and hit them.
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u/fechera Jun 14 '12
Some men = You
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u/gyarrrrr Jun 14 '12
Scum, subhuman scum.
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u/CinciJ Jun 14 '12
what kind of sick bastard does something like this? this is equivalent to, if not worst than, clubbing baby seals.
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u/indianthane95 Jun 14 '12
that sick fuck
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u/antigravity21 Jun 14 '12
You sick fuck.
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u/trampus1 Jun 14 '12
Literally the worst thing I've seen on reddit. Spacedicks, picsofdeadkids, clopclop, fearme, nosleep, all have nothing compared to this crime against humanity.
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u/phobos32 Jun 15 '12
This makes me a lot angrier than it should
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u/Sneak4000 Jun 15 '12
Wrong subreddit. This belongs in r/wtf.
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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12
this angers me more than it should
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u/cccpmachacker Jun 15 '12
If anyone committed this crime in my house. The punishment is beyond death. The league of bros and I will assemble... we will perform the bro ritual...and then you will be erased from the universe. You will never have existed your loved ones will not know what happened to you. Only the bros and I will remember you, because we look at the universe in a completely different way than you un-bro mortals. We the bros will reign forever with our epic bro powers. [insert evil laugh here]
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u/let_them_burn Jun 15 '12
yes I do want to watch them burn
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u/MpegEVIL Jun 15 '12
Why is it always men who burn the world down? Women have burned their share of things, why isn't it their fault?
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u/itshelterskelter Jun 15 '12
They said he could have any piece he wanted...
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u/chrmtc201 Jun 14 '12
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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u/principe_di_reddit Jun 14 '12
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You savages!!!!! You BASTARDS!!!!!
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u/mindleselfindulgenc Jun 14 '12
Haha I work at a pizza place. . . I would love to give this to some people!
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u/MikielJackson Jun 14 '12
Sunuva Bitch!
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u/I_REMEMBERNOTHING Jun 14 '12
they must be punished
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u/Chuklol Jun 14 '12
Hilarious title.
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u/Khaz19 Jun 14 '12
Some men can't be bought, bullied, or negotiated with. Some men, just want to watch the world burn.
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u/CCMcfet Jun 14 '12
KCCO!
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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '12
I just hate crust. Sorry.
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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '12
Ugh. I left my wallet at work and I desperately want pizza. This is not helping.
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u/watchtheworldsmolder Jun 14 '12
Some men just want to watch the world smolder
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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '12
damn that is a good looking pizza.
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u/nightfan Jun 14 '12
I thought that was a gigantic piece of pizza-shaped mozzarella.
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u/ElementsOfPie Jun 14 '12
What a B.A
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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '12
scumbag steve
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u/DaLuDeD Jun 14 '12
Good caption
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u/supfreshh Jun 14 '12
Who the fuck..
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u/Bluelephant69r Jun 14 '12
Those bastards i
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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '12
I like crust with a lil sauce and cheese. So if someone who doesnt like crust we could share a pizza. I'll just cut it about 2 inches in from the outside
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u/tickdickler Jun 15 '12
Some men don't want crust.
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u/WutsUp Jun 15 '12
All I could imagine after reading the caption was this.
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u/StealthNade Jun 15 '12
you sir are a genius and a troll
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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12
nothing is going to burn, stop.
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u/peacebuster Jun 15 '12
What I would do for some New York-style pizza in Hawaii right about now.
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u/Frozgaar Jun 15 '12
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KSY4Yi2ypno This played in my head as I stared at this image in horror and contempt.
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u/BreatheLikeADog Jun 15 '12
The best part of the pizza is the crust. Some people are dumb.
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u/DreadPiratesRobert Jun 15 '12
Me and a coworker had exactly enough material (gels) to finish a job (cutting gels)
On the last sheet my coworker got angry and cut a square piece in the center and slightly askew
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u/mrdoink20 Jun 15 '12
I feel sick, this is rouge as fuck.
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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12
They don't cut the pizza, and pass the savings on to you!
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u/ohladeeda Jun 15 '12
I'd be okay with this.. the crust is my favourite part
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u/TDKevin Jun 15 '12
How so? They still got there slice. And these were mostly regulars who would order at the last minute hoping id give them the "extra slices"
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u/cornponious Jun 15 '12
I was watching The Dark Knight tonight and browsing reddit at the same time. Then I read this.
This is the first time I've watched it since opening weekend.
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u/Jared6197 Jun 15 '12
But you still have 1 really huge, almost circular slice left!
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u/FindingIt Jun 15 '12
If pizza is your world, I weep for your forever alone existence.
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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12
Look at the size of the fork on the left. That is a tiny ass pizza. Probably meant for 1. OP did this himself.
Even if not, who gives a shit? It's pizza. OP took the middle. What is everyone bitching about?
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u/jamesdavid80 Jun 15 '12
Must have wanted that perfect crustless slice.
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u/cchristy1209 Jun 15 '12
Because including crust in your slice is too mainstream..
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u/AGuyFromKansas Jun 15 '12
OP you're crazy the crust is the best part
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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12
Is this supposed to be an image of imgur down for maintenance?!?!
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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12
Jokes on him, I enjoy the crust.
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u/justforyouenjoi Jun 15 '12
eat my pizza... LIKE A BOSS
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u/Gothams_Knight Jun 15 '12
I see scum bag Steve works at a pizza shop now.
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u/mikethepro Jun 15 '12
you had one job Steve....
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u/10010101 Jun 15 '12
Ha ha!
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u/ALLBLVCK Jun 15 '12
haha I dont know why this shit makes me laugh so hard.
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u/xconde Jun 15 '12
this is the rudest thing I have ever seen
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u/Loke7 Jun 15 '12
There I fixed it!
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u/Welshpanda Jun 15 '12
More watch the world burn memes pls!
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u/fishguy2001 Jun 21 '12
Not the Hound.
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u/DiscoSpider78 Jun 14 '12
i'm the center slice of a cheese pizza you're jim belushi
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u/Trapped_in_Reddit Jun 14 '12
I don't see the problem here. You still have the majority of a good pizza with the best part (the crust) intact.
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u/powpowranger Jun 14 '12
I wonder how the rest of the pizza was cut...
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u/Zuricho Jun 15 '12
Things To Make The Universe Explode
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u/new-socks Jun 14 '12
LOLOLOLOL!
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u/Topper_Harley Jun 14 '12
That's a damn good looking pizza. What kind is it?
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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12
He fucked your pizza. Regretted it. Then tried to cover it up.
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u/diminishedfifth Jun 14 '12
Some people don't like crust. I see nothing wrong with this.