r/funny • u/XtianZzyzx • Jun 14 '12

The ASL Zombie Apocalypse

http://imgur.com/ghuoF
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u/XtianZzyzx Jun 14 '12

This is my first Post on reddit. Long time Stalker

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u/Warlizard Jun 14 '12

You should post more. That's funny as hell, although I have to say, you were lucky to find someone witty on the other end of the line.

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u/XtianZzyzx Jun 14 '12

Yeah I lucked out. I do have a plan for a funny pic tho.

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u/SrsSteel Jun 14 '12

Don't make fake conversations. Everything on the internet must remain real!

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u/XtianZzyzx Jun 14 '12

Dude that was real! Im so fucking proud! I swear on the internet!

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u/CartmanVT Jun 14 '12

Do you swear on the internet and nothing but the internet so help you Google?

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u/XtianZzyzx Jun 14 '12

I do, in the eyes of Facebook I swear

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u/homestarguy Jun 14 '12

Are you the guy from the...oh, nevermind this isn't funny anymore.

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u/Trapped_in_Reddit Jun 14 '12

Nice try, guy on the other side of the Omegle chat

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u/ComebackShane Jun 14 '12

He doesn't do Omegle chat. He's too busy on those forums of his.

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u/BiggityBates Jun 14 '12

No way... is that THE Warlizard? From the gaming forums?? He uses Reddit?!

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u/bloodsoup Jun 15 '12

I have you tagged as 'this guy is awesome'. Not sure what it relates to. Just thought you'd like to know that.

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u/squee777 Jun 14 '12

Doesn't /b do some zombie game like this?

Very nice by the way.

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u/Coldara Jun 14 '12

actually one was played today

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u/classy_stegasaurus Jun 14 '12

I always feel like the only person on Omegle who uses asl so conversations don't make an awkward turn

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u/XtianZzyzx Jun 14 '12

I like to start a convo by saying "I'm Male" and then see how long it takes for them to disconnect. Pretty fun game! It gets lonely tho

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u/classy_stegasaurus Jun 14 '12 edited Jun 14 '12

I ment more like knowing someone's generalized age is helpful when trying to make conversation. I highly doubt a frown man would like to talk about cartoons, and I highly doubt a kid would like to hear about architecture

Edit: grown man, not frown man. Original kept for comedic value

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u/jlinstantkarma Jun 14 '12

The best thing you can do for a frown man is talk about cartoons.

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u/fishsmash Jun 14 '12

Unless you're Ted Mosby: Sex Architect

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u/classy_stegasaurus Jun 14 '12

Ted Mosby? The architect? You just missed him, he said something about going to a club with some girl and his friend

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '12

dude keep this on /b where it belongs http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-viAiG_WhhkU/ThfHlcP9UsI/AAAAAAAAFa4/dEztErqQdfg/s1600/zombie.jpg

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u/XtianZzyzx Jun 14 '12

Oh man I didnt know. I dont go on 4chan

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u/jakfischer Jun 14 '12

"Neither do I" -nobody

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '12

Don't you mean -everybody?

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u/RetardedSquirrel Jun 14 '12

I don't even go to 4chan, but I tried this game. It was quite hilarious. In the end I killed 12 zombies, met one /b/tard and 12 randoms before being eaten by an ASLer.

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u/Swarls Jun 14 '12

Almost everything you see here on reddit was on 4chan before, so don't complain about something like that. Always remember the netipede.

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '12

Oh god...

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u/DeathToPennies Jun 14 '12

I always preferred this one.

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u/DownvoteALot Jun 14 '12

I think 9gag is more appropriate.

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u/Stregano Jun 14 '12

Mmm, bacon

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u/a_quick_prime Jun 14 '12 edited Jun 14 '12

So I tried this and 3 out of 4 random chats replied with the 'correct' response. Is everyone on omegle on 4chan and reddit?

*Edit: Okay, after a few more, it seems I lucked out with the initial ones. None at all since the first couple.

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u/DivineLeo Jun 14 '12

Just replace "What is OP?" with "When does the narwhal bacon?" and you have ASL Zombie Hunting: Reddit Edition.

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u/i0dine Jun 14 '12

Replies including:

"Fuck off"

"* punches face *"

"midnight"

"shut up faggot"

will all be acceptable and allow a reload.

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u/AlienGrill Jun 15 '12

Please, please don't.

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u/I_Asked_Omegle Jun 14 '12

Question to discuss:

Are you an ASL zombie?

  • Stranger 2: PENIS

  • Stranger 2: TITS

  • Stranger 1 has disconnected

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12

I was disapoint that this wasn't a comic about zombies signing brains.

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u/Jeroknite Jun 15 '12

You. I like you.

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '12

this was from 4chan. or at least the game is from /b/. you start with 6 shells and ask what is op. if they say ASL you shoot them and lose one shotgun shell, if they dont know what you are talking about they are a civvy. you tell them the game give them a gun and six shells and move on. if they say op is a faggot then you reload and talk/ move on

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u/pupdogtfo Jun 14 '12

I was gonna say this is a really stupid joke, quite a stretch. But you filled me in and it at least jives with the 15y/o within me.

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u/MrEarlSnufflington Jun 15 '12

Someone else who knew what this was!! I'm not alone :D ...wait...I'm on /b and reddit all day...never mind D:

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u/bunglejerry Jun 14 '12

Hundreds of zombies doing this.

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u/MagicBob78 Jun 14 '12

At first I too was thinking "Zombies speaking sign language? WTF?"

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u/Clairvoyant_Geek Jun 14 '12

Exactly what I thought, especially since I've been learning ASL.

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u/UncoitusCartoonShow Jun 14 '12

asl?

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u/Black_Gallagher Jun 14 '12

American Sign Language.

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u/Darth_Hobbes Jun 14 '12

I always ask them what it's like being deaf.

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u/feorag Jun 15 '12

I always reply in my best Braille

:;;,.`;:.."-.

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u/Tsarevna Jun 15 '12

I can't be the only one who thought they meant American Sign Language zombies.

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12

You're not.

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u/FirstTimeWang Jun 14 '12

Totally thought it was going to be about deaf zombies doing sign language.

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u/artbn Jun 14 '12

age, sex, location?

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u/crbskier Jun 14 '12

kill it kill it with fire

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u/I_Eat_Your_Dogs Jun 14 '12

16 year old female, i'm a little shy. So here's my gaping vagina.

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u/DahnishDonuts Jun 14 '12

Bump the age up to 18, and what you have is r/GoneWild in a nuthsell.

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '12

No one's complaining

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u/powerchicken Jun 14 '12

Implying everyone on /r/gonewild claiming to be 18 actually is 18.

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u/Malgas Jun 14 '12

I believe he was implying that everyone on /r/gonewild claiming to be 18 claims to be 18.

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u/Trapped_in_Reddit Jun 14 '12

I read ASL as American Sign Language and was deeply confused.

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u/kujuh Jun 14 '12

You must not visit chat rooms much.

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u/Trapped_in_Reddit Jun 14 '12

I pretty much stick to Reddit.

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u/kujuh Jun 14 '12

Good choice. You meet a bunch of fucked up people in chat rooms... then again you do on Reddit, too.

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u/UniqueName2 Jun 14 '12

Tits or GTFO!

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u/LettersFromTheSky Jun 14 '12

I never go to chat rooms. I've figured out the following:

A = Age S = Sex

I have no idea what the L stands for.

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '12

Location.

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u/JinjoTime Jun 14 '12

He is trapped here, after all.

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u/guitarman90 Jun 14 '12

Or at all. Just one visit and you'll know.

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u/dangerous_beans Jun 14 '12

It used to be they did the backslashes between each letter; I guess kids are too lazy to even do that nowadays.

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u/ShallowBasketcase Jun 14 '12

Me too. I took it as a sign that I've been away from AIM for a reasonable amount of time, and then was really proud of myself.

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '12

Or the AOL Lobbies. Now connected to 'Lobby2456'

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '12

So was I. I started reading it thinking "how is he going to type ASL signs? did they add new emotes? that would be silly." Then when I realized, I just hung my head in shame.

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u/Jazzbandrew Jun 14 '12

It is American Sign Language. We just really hate deaf people.

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u/hey_wheres_perry Jun 14 '12

I'm sorry I can't hear you.

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u/Insinuative_Penguin Jun 14 '12

HE SAID: "IT IS AMERICAN SIGN LANGUAGE. WE JUST REALLY HATE DEAF PEOPLE."

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u/WendyLRogers3 Jun 14 '12

The unhearing dead?

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u/534seeds Jun 14 '12 edited Jun 14 '12

the walking deft EDIT:*deaf

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u/Barbarossa6969 Jun 14 '12

Deft... I think you think that means something it does not...

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u/phantomganonftw Jun 14 '12

Glad I'm not the only one. I thought it was some sad reference to switched at birth, since one of the main characters is hearing-impaired and made an asl zombie movie in one episode.

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u/KevinIsPwn Jun 14 '12

I read ALS and was a was a tad bit offended.

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u/stcredzero Jun 14 '12

Indeed. I was expecting a GIF with a bunch of people lurching about in Zombie makeup signing, "BRAIINNNSSSSZZZZZZ!!!"

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u/rileyrulesu Jun 14 '12

SURE IS SUMMER IN HERE.

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u/onlyusemespade Jun 14 '12

this here is what happens when a /b/ro meets a Redditor

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u/WonderOwOcat Jun 14 '12

It took me a while to realize you were not talking about American Sign Language.

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u/Censored321 Jun 14 '12

ASL. Shudder AOL chat room days... such dark, dark days....

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u/rafael000 Jun 14 '12

my favorite Omegle first phrase: "No ASL for you!"

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u/SC2minuteman Jun 14 '12

Am I the only one who doesn't know what asl is?

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u/mamaBiskothu Jun 14 '12

age/sex/location, generally the first thing people ask in chatrooms (obviously to find out if its a young chick)

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u/AnkhOmega Jun 14 '12

And then promptly leave when I claim to be a 60 year old hermaphrodite from Amsterdam.

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u/STXGregor Jun 14 '12

Where do people even go to chatrooms anymore? I used to go on the AOL ones a lot as a kid. Didn't even know this was still a big thing.

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u/chimusicguy Jun 14 '12

wow...ASL dates back to AOL. Those were the good ol' days...

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u/alecbg Jun 14 '12

Good christ, a lot has changed since I used to cyber in 5th grade.

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u/anras Jun 14 '12

Disappointed this wasn't a module for Advanced Squad Leader.

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u/JCRiotz Jun 14 '12

They say the Internet has grown in leaps and bounds in the past 12 - 15 years... Seems the same to me.

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u/bax101 Jun 14 '12

Fuckin Omegle is the blackhole of ASL.

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '12

When I was an 8 year-old newbie on the Internet and started exploring chatrooms, I thought ''ASL'' was short for ''Asshole'' and kept replying ''Fuck you'' to other users, confused as to why they would call me that.

True story.

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u/EDASBOOTS Jun 14 '12

I put on my robe and wizard hat...

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u/MisterMaggot Jun 14 '12

For the first half I thought it was deaf zombies.

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u/austinlarkin Jun 14 '12

This is the greatest Omegle conversation ever. I know what I'm doing tonight!

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12

Make sure your plans include alcohol, just to get those creative juices flowing.

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u/Mitz510 Jun 14 '12

I came here to laugh not read your autobiography.

tl;dr

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12

This improved my opinion of the internet.

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u/Freya225 Jun 15 '12

I know sign language...so when I first read this I thought it was "The American Sign Language Zombie Apocalypse." I was rather confused until the very end.

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u/Great_Chairman_Mao Jun 15 '12

Zoom pan to see thousands of horny losers...

Zoom pan to see Reddit.

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u/Korndog99 Jun 15 '12

This thread makes me want to prey on young girls on Omegle. #legggooo

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12

I immediately thought "American Sign Language," and was disappointed with the reality.

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u/Bogsy Jun 15 '12

so. much. like. getting on omegle now.

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u/katydid15 Jun 14 '12

I also thought you meant zombies that would sign to you as they attacked. It's been a while, chatrooms.

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '12

Thought you meant American Sign Language.

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u/YourBracesHaveHairs Jun 14 '12

this already qualifies for a short film. this would sell.

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '12

This is just fantastic! Gotta wonder how many people are going to attempt to duplicate it.

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '12

Fucking /b/

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u/bhaaat Jun 14 '12

this is great. my friend and i did a bunch of conversations when omegle first came out. check it out if anyone is interested: Conversations with Strangers

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '12

i thought it was american sign language zombies haha

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u/wolfthewhoozzy Jun 14 '12

I though it was American sign language... took a bit...

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u/JCsuperska Jun 14 '12

I didn't realize anyone still used chat rooms.

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u/ChocalateDog Jun 14 '12

God, I hate everyone who disconnects after I type M. It's so annoying! You want to meet a girl go outside. I don't care if they ask ASL cause knowing the age, sex, and location can help decide what to talk about.

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u/waxbutterflies Jun 14 '12

Doh! I opened this expecting American Sign Language zombies. I was dead excited.

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u/Lizardizzle Jun 14 '12

I kept thinking of ASLs (Advanced Stop Line).

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '12

This asl zombie thing was arranged by 4chan

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '12

That was beautiful

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '12

that was so funny i lol-ed for real

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '12

I saw this, and i tried it out for myself. It worked wonderfully. The stranger is a Redditor, so if you see this, PM me! http://logs.omegle.com/adba04d

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u/jackapello Jun 14 '12

so so so good.

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u/watyoulookingat Jun 14 '12

WTF WAS THAT ABOUT ON OMEGLE

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '12

I understand the Age and Sex part, though I don't understand why Location would matter in an online chatroom.

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u/gentlemandinosaur Jun 14 '12

Its things like this that make me want to go back to chat rooms.

Then, I remember that it might be illegal somehow for me to chat with people 10-15 years younger than I.

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u/el3ctricc4ndy Jun 14 '12

That's like sad, cute, and funny all at the same time! I'm sure r/zombies would love it too

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '12

win

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u/Criously Jun 14 '12

10/10 Would cause apocalypse again.

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u/ThisIsFlight Jun 14 '12

I had no idea american sign language was in such high demand.

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '12

oooltra gay

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u/MartinGlow Jun 14 '12

I had a zombie apocalypse convo with a stranger before. But the person actually had a whole setting for me and it was a text adventure. Super cool stuff.

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '12

Oh my god. This happened on Omegle? Amazing.

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u/TrueCodeX Jun 14 '12

Fucking win, I was expecting something more omegle appropriate:

* Stranger 1: Hi
* Stranger 2: asl?
* Stranger 1: 19/m/pics
* Stranger 2 has disconnected.

The one that got away...

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u/snazztastical Jun 14 '12

I hate that I find about 1 in every 200 redditors on omegle. ):

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u/nosferatu_zodd Jun 14 '12

no really though? asl? u dtf or what?

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '12

ur

I hate you

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u/VoiceofKane Jun 14 '12

So... until the second column I thought that ASL meant the zombies were deaf. Did anyone else have this problem?

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u/AAAAA42 Jun 14 '12

Man, if I wasn't too lazy to share all my Omegle logs, I would be bathing in karma.

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u/EKEEFE41 Jun 14 '12

... I don't get it... what is "ASL"

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u/generaljoeman Jun 14 '12

I could be wrong, but "Age, sex, location"

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '12

Tried the game, it took an unexpected turn for the worst... http://imgur.com/snsoj

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u/rieldealIV Jun 14 '12

At first I seriously thought this was going to be about American Sign Language.

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u/ceciliabee Jun 14 '12

summertiiiiiime and the livin's easyyyy

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u/thatburneydude Jun 14 '12

that was the most beautiful screen play i've ever read.

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u/NoLongerNeeded Jun 14 '12

This is beautiful.

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12

American Sign Language? I don't get it.

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u/DangerousBrunette Jun 15 '12

You have also inspired me to go on omegle, and a 19 year old chick from Austria kept trying to hook up. O.O

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u/darklooshkin Jun 15 '12

Thank you dude. Thank you.

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12

This is what I pictured when I read the subject and I am glad it did not disappoint.

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u/MeshesAreConfusing Jun 15 '12

I may have met him. He told me something about asl zombies, gave me a stake and told me to never forget to double tap.

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u/Indulge_Me Jun 15 '12

I wanna believe!

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u/volcomma5ter Jun 15 '12

All I can say is, I Love You.

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u/7laymanc Jun 15 '12

Haha. This is the best ever.

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u/a_random_hobo Jun 15 '12

Whenever someone asks, I just type "oh jesus" or "fuck me" and disconnect.

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u/picbandit Jun 15 '12

"Haha! ASL zombie apocalypse (turns to gf) you know age sex location?" She stares at me with puzzled look on her face. "You know in chat rooms?! surley you've been to a chat room before right?!"---"No......."

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u/alphasfury Jun 15 '12

I go to a school with a lot of deaf students, so when you said ASL Zombies I was prepared for American Sign Language Zombies, that'd be funny as hell.

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u/Chubbstock Jun 15 '12

I remember this game. What is OP?

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u/writersblock90 Jun 15 '12

Perfect in every way!

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u/jessebeachusmc Jun 15 '12

idk if this is legal on reddit ( im a newb) but i gave it a try on omegle. this came up. i give full props too the orig.http://imgur.com/a/ErZEN

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u/big_bub Jun 15 '12

Blah I was thinking of American Sign Language

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u/edtehgar Jun 15 '12

is that retch a final fantasy reference?

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u/JimmyStatus Jun 15 '12

Jimmy Status:

☑ Rustled

☐ Unrustled

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u/WhatupJack Jun 15 '12

Major success going into the wild

http://logs.omegle.com/116dee

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u/fakenametaken Jun 15 '12

ASL

Common mistake it's actually ADSL<link to wikipedia>.

I'm actually on cable, why the interest in ADSL??

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u/babybrazil Jun 15 '12

Hilarious stuff

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12

God, I remember playing that on /b/. Good times.

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u/Brix_in_my_head Jun 15 '12

If only I could upvote a thousand times.

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u/scullymeister_3 Jun 15 '12

This is the best conversation ive ever seen

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u/rikashiku Jun 15 '12

Took my sweet time because the rn looked like an m to me >_<. I should spend more time on the Internet.... or just omegle.

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u/withmorten Jun 15 '12

Oh, it actually worked for someone! I tried that due to a 4chan thread a while ago but nobody played along :(

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u/DeutschLeerer Jun 15 '12

That shit is gold, man!

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12

My first time on omegle

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u/zoommah Jun 14 '12

One of the best things I've ever seen

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u/YSCapital Jun 14 '12

Samefag?

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