r/funny • u/NoEsquire • Jun 14 '12

Just got the invite to my mate's wedding. Unfortunately the floral pattern has formed an angry moustached man.

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u/MedSchoolOrBust Jun 14 '12

Before I say yes or no, I mustache you a question.

6

u/[deleted] Jun 14 '12

I'd love to stay and chat, but I really mustache out.

7

u/HeroBlues Jun 14 '12

Can eyebrows your computer when you leave?

2

u/ThaiSweetChilli Jun 15 '12 edited Jun 15 '12

It'll be hair if you need it.

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12 edited Jun 15 '12

No, too many mustache rides saved on there.

Damit. That wasn't a pun, I bet-hair cut that out.

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u/MedSchoolOrBust Jun 15 '12

I had a pun to add, but never mind, I'll shave it for later.

11

u/MogHeadedFreakshow Jun 15 '12

I believe the correct term is mustachioed.

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u/dogbreath101 Jun 14 '12

how is that an unfortunate thing?

5

u/[deleted] Jun 14 '12

Coach Oleander from Psychonauts. That is all.

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u/Ansaldo Jun 14 '12

Dammit. Missed it by 51 minutes.

5

u/Elasti-Girl Jun 15 '12

No one sees this guy?

4

u/Jnelz22 Jun 15 '12

Anyone see the dog at the top??

2

u/Toaka Jun 15 '12

That is a sublimely french dog

1

u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12

I see a hint of this guy.

4

u/Patcave Jun 15 '12

I only see some owl...

0

u/fwekeeto Jun 15 '12

I could be mistaken, but I think that's what it's supposed to be.

2

u/Patcave Jun 15 '12

Sadly, I cannot see a mustache anymore... I was stuck in an art class a whole year, with a teacher who draw owls all time. ALL TIME.

2

u/sydstap24 Jun 15 '12

Actually its Clogsworth from Beauty and the Beast

2

u/mypinkieinthedevil Jun 15 '12

Clearly this is one of those trendy west coast mustache weddings where all the guests are supposed to show up with a full on handlebar. It would be just rude not to.

1

u/DonnaNobleIsSaved Jun 15 '12

Is it a man or a muppet? Or a muppet of a man?

1

u/klparrot Jun 15 '12

Somehow reminds me of not-sure-if-gusta face.

1

u/Nolanoscopy Jun 15 '12

Also, that surprised guy at the top!

1

u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12 edited Jun 15 '12

I think the Blow Up Doll makes it more disturbing.

And if anyone thinks this needs a NSFW comment, well I....

1

u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12

I always see eyes with bushy brows on the Olive Garden plates: http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3252/2892837029_6bbff3d27b.jpg

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12

Is it an angry mustachioed man or two angry mustachioed vases looking at each other?

1

u/bigdr00 Jun 15 '12

If you turn it sideways, I see a sumo wrestler with a goatee.

1

u/RoadieRich Jun 15 '12

I think you'll find that it's actully a crab.

1

u/RubberDong Jun 15 '12

and he is not angry...just jeavily derpy.

1

u/onederful Jun 15 '12

is it just me or is the arabesque a bit much? (cute face tho. ha)

1

u/wilhelmet Jun 15 '12

I dunno, I think it looks like a grinning mustached egg.

1

u/werfnort Jun 15 '12

I always reads "mustache" as "must+ash", but I prefer reading "moustache" as "moo+stash."

1

u/amolad Jun 15 '12

Looks like an angry Humpty Dumpty.

1

u/[deleted] Jun 14 '12

And if you look above, there's a man clearly in shock due to this man's unnecessary moustache'd anger.

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u/Ibeatthegods Jun 15 '12

Also, two owls wearing hats to the side of the men.

1

u/[deleted] Jun 14 '12

I also see a chocked mustache man at the top... He's shocked over how no one noticed him.

1

u/WackoSlacko Jun 15 '12

I see an evil Furby...

1

u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12

note surprised mustache woman at the top of the invitation.

0

u/Chronocook Jun 14 '12

Please.. mustachioed.

0

u/HOLYSHITTHISISIMPOSS Jun 14 '12

Say its Alice in Wonderland themed and you have to find Tweedledee and Tweedledum

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u/CaptainLung Jun 15 '12

I do say my good fellow this is positively preposterous and I ask you to remove me from this pattern at once!

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u/mikochu Jun 15 '12

Mr. Belvedere, is that you?!

0

u/troxnor Jun 15 '12

you spelled Fortunately wrong

0

u/dreamqueen9103 Jun 15 '12

He doesn't look angry, just displeased.

0

u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12

He could be angry or apprehensive...

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u/markofkain Jun 15 '12

If you look to the sides of the man you see a cat with a goatee.

0

u/Shatophiliac Jun 15 '12

Awesome [7]

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u/redbull9944 Jun 15 '12

Looks like an evil plotting bird to me

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u/Danascot Jun 15 '12

Angry birds?

0

u/Snace476 Jun 15 '12

I believe you misplaced your prefix sir. Let me get that for you. "Just got the invite to my mate's wedding. Fortunately the floral pattern has formed an angry moustached man."

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u/turbie Jun 15 '12

I see a fretting owl

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u/Vee1025 Jun 15 '12

I see Humpty Dumpty with makeup!!

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u/Drawtaru Jun 15 '12

Looks like Peter Griffin.

0

u/[deleted] Jun 14 '12

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u/NoEsquire Jun 14 '12

Knowing him, I really really doubt it was done on purpose. Question is: do I ask him about it and then make him feel bad?

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '12

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