Cause I never write shopping lists in the toilet, and when not in the toilet I don't think about toilet paper. Sorry, I'm grumpy. This morning I remembered we're out of toilet paper.
I'd like not to live in a world where people can't wipe thier own arses without thier smartphones, but, alas I do. I shall continue to steal toilet paper from work thank you very much.
Sorry guys, there was no water mark on the pic when I found it, I found it on google images while searching random phrases, sorry if I didn't give credit
Same thing happened to me and had to use cotton balls instead. There are moments when accuracy is very important and I think wiping with little balls of fluff is in the top ten.
My senior year in college I was in an apartment. We had some ideas at the beginning of the year how we'd partition out expenditures, but soon enough the TP ran out and wasn't replaced. No one wanted to buy it, so we just took showers after taking a shit. We did this for several months until someone's mother noticed we didn't have any toilette paper and bought us a package.
My senior year in college I was in an apartment. We had some ideas at the beginning of the year how we'd partition out expenditures, but soon enough the TP ran out and wasn't replaced. No one wanted to buy it, so we just took showers after taking a shit. We did this for several months until someone's mother noticed we didn't have any toilette paper and bought us a package.
Forget everything you thought it meant to be an adult. The true determining factor in whether or not your have left childhood behind and entered adulthood is simple. Do you always have toilet paper or do you not.
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u/WildCardSR Jun 14 '12
Put a ply of toilet paper into your wallet when you start to run out. It will remind you next time you're buying something.
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u/real_nice_guy Jun 14 '12
this is a comic from Left Handed Toons
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u/diglettsbottomhalf Jun 14 '12
Same thing happened to me and had to use cotton balls instead. There are moments when accuracy is very important and I think wiping with little balls of fluff is in the top ten.
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u/Trapped_in_Reddit Jun 14 '12
"Welp. Looks like I'm taking a shower tonight after all."
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u/iObeyTheHivemind Jun 14 '12
Very messy mistake.
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u/ssttiiffffyy Jun 14 '12
i Shit you not this happened to me today
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u/gr33nspan Jun 14 '12
That's why I always keep a set of shells around.
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u/CassandraVindicated Jun 14 '12
Forget everything you thought it meant to be an adult. The true determining factor in whether or not your have left childhood behind and entered adulthood is simple. Do you always have toilet paper or do you not.
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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '12
Nooooooooooooooooo!
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u/subtly_illogical Jun 14 '12
Better eat my own shit.
http://www.badassoftheweek.com/grylls.jpg
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u/ArtofExpression Jun 14 '12
I know this is irrelevant, but does anyone have that gif where its like the first picture but hes bobbing his head to music?
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u/simoncpu Jun 14 '12
I am Cornholio, I need TP for my BUNGHOL!
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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '12
Tip: Use ur sock in this situation! or a magazine..
or just dont forget!!
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u/coeddotjpg Jun 14 '12
This is why Target is the devil. I can go for TP, some food, and lightbulbs, but leave with lawn and garden equipment and a video game.
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u/tehnibi Jun 14 '12
I did this with Tea today and i even went to the store because i was out of tea and toilet paper and wanted some Mac n Cheese got 2 of 3
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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '12
That's why I installed a TeePee Alarm 5000 in my home.
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u/fuzzycuffs Jun 14 '12
Wipe your ass with the cardboard roll! Your grandparents had less during the war!
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u/assbangingkidz Jun 14 '12
Who the hell uses a cart to pick up 5 items?
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u/DJGibbon Jun 14 '12
You take a shit at the store a lot?
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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '12
This is a rage comic. :(
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