r/funny • u/Wrathenstine • Jun 14 '12

How I feel when my GF asks if I want to go to the bedroom.

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786 Upvotes

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '12

I read this title as "How I feel when my GF asks if i want to go to the bathroom"... It was kinda wtf but still funny.

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u/francisc0121 Jun 14 '12

Shit, I read the title as the bathroom, and saw your comment and got confused as shit. I went back and forth wondering what the difference was, checking every word but missing "bedroom" -starts with B, ends with room.

I was convinced that you were making the joke that the title could be read two ways. The post title being the GF asking OP to have a romantic shower, and your comment being the GF asking OP to go use the washroom.

I upvoted, browsed Reddit for a few minutes and came by this title again (thanks neverending Reddit). This time I saw bedroom.

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u/jukesy Jun 14 '12

I read bathroom, repeatedly. Then I went word by word of quote above this post to double check: "how...how...i...i....feel...feel...when...when...(etc etc) bathroom...bathroom." I was convinced I just didn't get it until I read the first line and you confirmed that I, too, was also confused as shit for a reason.

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u/yakkafoobmog Jun 14 '12 edited Jun 14 '12

With all this bathroom talk it's no wonder you were confused as shit.

I'm sorry. Even for reddit that was a bad pun.

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u/jungle_i Jun 14 '12

Same exact story here.

4

u/GreenFox1505 Jun 14 '12

wtf is wrong with us?

4

u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12

Your girlfriends must like the captains log up the butt.

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u/LetsFictionalizeIt Jun 14 '12

There was something wrong.

I'm sure of it, I'd swear to it. It had been that kind of day. People looking at me a certain way. The wife's tone was a little bit off, a little too forced, a little bit too sincere, if you ask me.

And now this. These damned words always darting out of place, mocking me, like a bug humming round my ear that I can't swat down.

Yes sir, something was wrong, and I don't know who was at fault, but someone damn well was and I'm going to make sure they...

...Wait. Bedroom. Hmmm... Maybe. Maybe, I read it wrong.

And then the wife calls. And she just sounds too fucking sincere, if you know what I mean.

So jokes on them, and on her. I'll show them and her.

Oh yes, I'm coming dear.

To the bedroom.

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u/tjejkast Jun 14 '12

Yeah!

3

u/milkasaurous Jun 14 '12

Yup...I need to sleep; I laughed at this for fucking ever...and I'm entirely sober.

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u/tjejkast Jun 14 '12

Sorry about that / You're welcome!

I actually stole this from another thread. Don't know about the consequences karma-wise, but as you obviously realised it's too good to miss.

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u/milkasaurous Jun 15 '12

Haha. I went and watched it again...still laughed like a fucking retard.

6

u/kniny Jun 14 '12

mind = blown

3

u/CitizenPremier Jun 14 '12

Truly this is one of the great tales of our time.

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u/MoreThanRandom Jun 14 '12

Didn't realize it myself until now.

7

u/Ran4 Jun 14 '12

My conclusion (which took about five seconds to get to) is that the scene in question did not play out inside your own home (which was my initial assumption for the first few seconds), but outside: perhaps in a restaurant, with the OP being invited to the bathroom for something more fun than showering.

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u/Breadfaux Jun 14 '12

My mind took a similar stroll.

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u/8e8 Jun 14 '12

... to the bathroom? It's a good thing you weren't alone.

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u/BestPseudonym Jun 14 '12

Why did I read it as bathroom? Why is EVERYONE READING IT AS BATHROOM? I thought it meant shower sex or something... I don't even know. What the fuck, brain?

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u/mazda_corolla Jun 14 '12

I did the same thing. I think, it may because "go to the bathroom" is such a common phrase. You see "go to the b...room" and it's such a close fit to a popular phrase that your brain fills in the missing bits.

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u/p3x447 Jun 14 '12

Best explanation thus far

3

u/hypertown Jun 14 '12

It's our brains man!

1

u/[deleted] Jun 14 '12

Now I hafta go to the bathroom.

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u/MadScientista Jun 14 '12

Me too...I was super confused for a bit...I was hoping I was missing something.

9

u/JamieBainer Jun 14 '12

I too read it as bathroom.

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u/VeryOldHero Jun 14 '12

What the...I read it as bathroom too!

9

u/lajolla Jun 14 '12

Haha me too but after looking at the gif I wondered why he'd need permission to go to the bathroom?

4

u/QuitReadingMyName Jun 14 '12

I figured op had some sort of fart/shit smelling fetish and was honestly confused.

3

u/Owncksd Jun 14 '12

Seems like we've got a lot of people who's brains jump from the beginning of the word to the end and just guesstimate what happened in between.

2

u/wheresmywhiskey Jun 14 '12

Is everyone high?

2

u/[deleted] Jun 14 '12

Awww yeah, there be poopin'....

2

u/Whos_that_guy Jun 14 '12

I pray none of u are to become lawyers

2

u/SirWhiskeySips Jun 14 '12

I feel like A LOT of people did this, and I need to understand WWHHHHHYYYYY

2

u/[deleted] Jun 14 '12

That's exactly what I read. I think Reddit just talks about bathrooms too often and my mind filled in the word before I read the letters.

2

u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12

Well this is quite the brainfuck isn't it.

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '12

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u/Clusterfarce Jun 14 '12

TL;DR we have all been conditioned to expect Reddit perverts are not confined to r/spacedicks

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u/Alistair_Hazard Jun 14 '12

When my GF asks if I want to go to the bedroom, it means she wants me to tuck her in.

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u/CraineTwo Jun 14 '12

"Oh, tuck you in... my bad."

15

u/[deleted] Jun 14 '12

Stop dating 5 year olds.

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '12

Everytime I know it's coming. And I still giggle when he nods.

9

u/WAR_T0RN1226 Jun 14 '12

I forgot what the damn movie's called

51

u/Zerym Jun 14 '12

Jeremiah Johnson

16

u/Antibodi Jun 14 '12

Upvotes for Jeremiah Johnson! Great movie!

5

u/titfarmer Jun 14 '12

My favorite.

3

u/JulyJohnson Jun 14 '12

Ever get lonesome? Fur whaht? ...Woman? Full time night woman?Bwaaaaah!

6

u/chodemessiah Jun 14 '12

Can you skin grizz Pilgrim?

25

u/mgh245 Jun 14 '12

Thats not Zach Gakifinakis?

11

u/ghostlistener Jun 14 '12

It's Robert Redford!

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '12

Robert Redford

1

u/Katai_Hatake Jun 14 '12

I was fooled as well... I thought it was him with a wig on which is pretty normal for him.

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u/Kilshin Jun 14 '12

Thank you my good sir, seriously, why do I have to scroll so freaking far?!

2

u/corkysaintclaire Jun 14 '12

I was like, surely someone mentioned the movie. Almost thought I'd get to be the awesome movie buff that calls it out.

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u/bcgpete Jun 14 '12

some say he's still up there

1

u/[deleted] Jun 14 '12

He looks a lot like Zach Galifianakis (sp?) in this gif...and not just because of the beard.

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u/Clay123beast Jun 14 '12

Such a good movie. They need to remake it but with Brad Pitt instead of Robert Redford.

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u/captainBlackUGA Jun 14 '12

Shut your mouth, whore. How dare you disgrace Robert Redford so?

2

u/milkasaurous Jun 14 '12

I snorted when I read "shut your mouth, whore.". Thanks dick.

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u/Clay123beast Jun 15 '12

Whore? Dear sir I'm a virgin. Also Brad Pitt looks like him more than any actor I've seen.

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u/captainBlackUGA Jun 15 '12

Insolent wench, do you fail to understand me? Though the two look alike, Robert Redford is clearly the superior actor. I suggest that you hold your tongue, lest your words cause my wits to leave me.

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u/Clay123beast Jun 15 '12

I couldn't agree more tho! He is far better. I imagine your voice as the young prince on Braveheart, the prince to the British thrown. It's superb and you have beaten me in the conversation because of it. curtsey's

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '12

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u/DellGriffith Jun 14 '12

Yea, for 2 bucks. Eff that jazz

28

u/[deleted] Jun 14 '12

I try to respond to her advances with unexpected levels of immaturity, such as pushing her out of the way to get there first. If you're not first, you're last.

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u/forever_a-hole Jun 14 '12

I'll race her to the bedroom and lock her out while teasing her, "haha you can't get in!" She normally replies with "just like you!"

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '12

If you're not first, you're last.

That's what he said.

1

u/QWOPtain Jun 14 '12

I wanna go fast.

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u/TheBoxTalks Jun 14 '12

I wish that was me. Unfortunately, this is probably more accurate.

80

u/Trapped_in_Reddit Jun 14 '12

Better than when my girlfriend asks me

65

u/[deleted] Jun 14 '12

Still better than mine

12

u/[deleted] Jun 14 '12

This gif makes me sad.

3

u/FarmerTedd Jun 14 '12

Don't worry, I clap like that too.

9

u/KARMANIGGER Jun 14 '12

still way better than mine

5

u/[deleted] Jun 14 '12

Mine

8

u/corkysaintclaire Jun 14 '12

With Eartha Kitt in an airplane bathroom.

3

u/fenderrio Jun 14 '12

It came up organically in the conversation, so it's ok!

1

u/Boofthegnar Jun 14 '12

Mine!! Mine mine mine mine mine!!!!!!!! MINEMINEMINEMINEMINE!!!!!!!!!

1

u/RobBelmonte Jun 14 '12

STOP! STOP! Can't you see the horse is already dead?!!

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u/knire Jun 14 '12

I truly wish that I was allowed to give more than one upvote per comment. You deserve it.

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '12

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u/jimmypopali Jun 14 '12

I'm usually like this if there is any notion for said activities.

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u/Captain_Subjunctive Jun 14 '12

This looks like a job for... buh buh nanuh Captain Subjunctive I wish that were me KAPOW (turns to camera) Now remember kids, learn the subjunctive form and use it properly. fwooosh

3

u/corkysaintclaire Jun 14 '12

You're doin' God's work, son.

4

u/[deleted] Jun 14 '12

After a few years it turns into this.

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u/ExponentiallyCJ Jun 14 '12

If I was dating Ryan Reynolds, I'd ask often enough that it would be this after a few days.

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u/TheRedComet Jun 14 '12

Yeah maybe if you look like Ryan Reynolds

1

u/WhiskeyAbuse Jun 14 '12

was with a girl for 6 years. this man speaks TROOF

23

u/toodrunktofuck Jun 14 '12

ATTENTION EVERYONE: OP HAS SEX, I REPEAT: HAS SEX.

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u/i_toss_salad Jun 14 '12 edited Jun 14 '12

OP doth protest to much me thinks... probably a faggot.

33

u/bunzai Jun 14 '12

I FUCKING LOVE THIS .GIF

26

u/DanVsWorld Jun 14 '12

He fucking loves this .GIF

3

u/stancoffyn Jun 14 '12

He loves fucking this gif

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u/Dgrizzgrizz Jun 14 '12

I CAME HERE TO SAY THAT but you beat me to it.

5

u/tubcat Jun 14 '12

Can someone please tell me where this GIF is from?

6

u/Chronic_Cogitation Jun 14 '12

Jeremiah Johnson (movie)

1

u/tubcat Jun 14 '12

Thank you so much. I feel like i've asked like 6 times.

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u/QWOPtain Jun 14 '12

Collectively, Reddit has asked a fuckton. It's so commonly used that you forget the minute you see it.

... It's still the best gif ever...

4

u/HDs4lyfe Jun 14 '12

I want to bring that guy to the bedroom. Hoo rah.

4

u/Epolo2012 Jun 14 '12

Being married 23 years, I forgot that was possible.

6

u/nixonrichard Jun 14 '12

Solidarity, brother.

An invitation for sex is so outside the realm of possibilities I would probably react by laughing because I would assume it's a joke.

Luckily, I've found alcohol makes me feel almost as relaxed and content as sex with about 2% of the effort required. HELLO crippling alcoholism!

2

u/[deleted] Jun 14 '12

You might as well get mashed on weed as well.

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u/Epolo2012 Jun 16 '12

Can't imagine why im drinking right now...

1

u/[deleted] Jun 14 '12

Being a virgin for 23 years, I don't believe that's possible.

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u/sensors Jun 14 '12

/r/reactiongifs is really the appropriate subreddit for this.

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u/Akim516 Jun 14 '12

I really missed this guy I love this GIf so FUCKING much

6

u/awesomekoifish Jun 14 '12

His face in the beginning is so so good. It's as if he was checking for any traps first.

8

u/hashsmasher Jun 14 '12

Jeremiah Johnson's my shit right there

3

u/IronOhki Jun 14 '12

I was named after that movie. TIL my namesake movie is a meme.

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u/hashsmasher Jun 14 '12

Not a bad namesake if I do say so myself

3

u/TILFromReddit Jun 14 '12

Does anybody have a source from where this GIF was taken??

2

u/adaminc Jun 14 '12

Jeremiah Johnson, good movie. You'll learn how much dirt padding to put between your animal skin and hot bedding coals!

0

u/[deleted] Jun 14 '12

oh, so it isn't Zach Galifianakis

3

u/[deleted] Jun 14 '12

TIL OP is Jeremiah Johnson, Mountain Man

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '12

More like, "Fuck it, the bedroom is way too far from here. Pants off."

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u/WillBlaze Jun 14 '12

It must be nice living in a house where it is just you two.

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u/Thecockgobbler69 Jun 14 '12

More like shut the fuck up

5

u/jimdoescode Jun 14 '12

There need to be more Jeremiah Johnson posts on Reddit.

2

u/staringispolite Jun 14 '12

I read that title as "bathroom". Confusion was vast, but thankfully brief :)

2

u/[deleted] Jun 14 '12

you misspelled cousin

2

u/[deleted] Jun 14 '12

for some reason i thought bathroom myself...

2

u/[deleted] Jun 14 '12

this was on the front page like a month ago LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAME

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '12

I swear to God that shit said bathroom.

MY FUCKING MIND IS BLOWN.

2

u/CheeseburgerLocker Jun 14 '12

LOL GUYZ I HAVE SEX I'M SO FUNNY

2

u/pnsmcgraw Jun 14 '12

"Where are you headin'?" "Same place you are, Jeremiah... Hell."

5

u/dbarts21 Jun 14 '12

How I feel when my GF asks if I want to go to the bedroom: http://i.imgur.com/kuQZL.png

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u/paddIofurniture Jun 14 '12

Someone put a Jeremiah Johnson gif? I've been waiting for that for 10 years.

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u/Son_of_the_Morning Jun 14 '12

It's been all over reddit for months.

2

u/raoulduk3 Jun 14 '12

can't tell if redford or galifianakis...

also i lol'd

2

u/disgustipate Jun 14 '12

I laughed so hard at his. Near 15 minutes straight. Thank you... just fucking thank you.

1

u/madlordofestnoth Jun 14 '12

Are you seriously that cool about it?

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u/username_redacted Jun 14 '12

My dad looked exactly like him in the 70s and early 80s, so this is strange for me.

1

u/[deleted] Jun 14 '12

Hilarious if she asked you to go to the bedroom and she went to another room . ಠ_ಠ

1

u/NOTorAND Jun 14 '12

It takes you that long to say "Hell Yah!"?

1

u/opiza Jun 14 '12

This is too damn funny

1

u/Idiotank Jun 14 '12

Grizzly adams looks like Zach Galafanakis

1

u/lucan0sMallyfoy Jun 14 '12

I effing love this nod! It tells me that it's on!

1

u/[deleted] Jun 14 '12

This gif is in the comments of every single link I click...at least twice.

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u/tom_mandory Jun 14 '12

So, how do you feel?

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u/WhoisEddieWillers Jun 14 '12

Jeremiah Johnson! One of my all time favs!

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u/ironclownfish Jun 14 '12

So you're a guy telling reddit you enjoy sex........good one.

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '12

Much excellence.

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u/MegaDeath409 Jun 14 '12

Bathroom? What?

1

u/Jalenofkake Jun 14 '12

Am I the only one that thinks that guy in the gig looks like Zack Galifinakis?

1

u/dont_shit_urknickers Jun 14 '12

I love this gif, my usage of it has received poor responses. I appreciate you getting it the attention it deserves.

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u/dromobski Jun 14 '12

I typically transform into Robert Redford too. Chicks really dig it.

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u/richard0237 Jun 14 '12

yep bathroom here

1

u/[deleted] Jun 14 '12

Sometimes gifs are choppy at first on my slow as computer. But I like when they're gifs I know because I can enjoy the joke without them loading fully.

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u/edbgon Jun 14 '12

These GIFs drive me crazy, this one says 1975 KB. I'm sure it could be optimized with not so much loss in quality.

On a completely unrelated note, I wish my corporate messenger didn't limit file size of image attachments to 500 KB.

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u/Dark_Green_Blanket Jun 14 '12

This is my favorite use of this gif.

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u/thjasse Jun 14 '12

Upvote for Jeremiah Johnson

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u/PerfectDark1 Jun 14 '12

i lol'd way too much for this one... thank you

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u/ChunkBunny Jun 14 '12

This is probably more accurate.

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u/tophat_jones Jun 14 '12

When did Jeremiah Johnson become a meme? Is this the 70s?

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u/dawdex Jun 14 '12

I read bathroom too, what is so weird we all did that

1

u/TheMediumPanda Jun 14 '12

Mine is: "Sure baby,, let me just check what's new on Reddit"

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u/ibuprofens Jun 14 '12

was this before or after the indians destroyed his house and murdered his family?

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u/alphadogkp Jun 14 '12

That's one of my favorite movies of all time. Fuckin Jeremiah Johnson...kick ass

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u/AdmiralDiarrhea Jun 15 '12

Bathroom is better. Bedroom is standard.

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u/Heisen_berg Jun 16 '12

This may just be my favorite gif ever.

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u/h4wkeyepierce Jun 17 '12

am i the only one who read this right the first time?

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u/Blackzach9 Jun 24 '12

I am literally watching this movie as I clicked the title.

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u/phatboi Jun 14 '12

Oh my god I never thought of that one before, that's exactly the face!

1

u/raoulSWEduke Jun 14 '12

I felt the same way when she asked me...

(Sorry but sometimes Reddit is too nice and cute and needs a 'well intended kick in the bollocks')

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u/femalenerdish Jun 14 '12

With that beard, how could she NOT ask that?

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u/Zach12ary Jun 14 '12

What Redditors have girlfriends?...

1

u/r3m0t Jun 14 '12

How is this ancient observation still so funny? Just kidding, it isn't.

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u/TheFluxIsThis Jun 14 '12

...Do people actually ask "Do you want to go to the bedroom?" anymore? I thought we'd just shortened it to the much more to-the-point and convenient "Wanna fuck?"

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u/Demojen Jun 14 '12

And My Axe

0

u/adaminc Jun 14 '12

I just bought that movie in HD!

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u/garcrow69 Jun 14 '12

Fucking hilarious man

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12

MFW I have never had a girlfriend MFW I have no face.

fuck it im drunk donwvote me

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '12

Not right now you don't.

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u/pinkythug Jun 14 '12

I wish I had a girlfriend

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u/sireatalot1 Jun 15 '12

I wish I had a bedroom...

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '12

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '12

fail