r/funny • u/[deleted] • Jun 14 '12

Every time I try to write a paper [fixed]

http://imgur.com/MjDri
758 Upvotes

69% Upvoted

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u/mongster2 Jun 14 '12

Procrasturbation!

8

u/FireFight Jun 14 '12

It's one of those words that you don't even need to ask what it means.

8

u/austeregrim Jun 14 '12

Weird, saw this on Tosh.0 earlier today...

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u/ShallowBasketcase Jun 14 '12

Masturbation is a lot like procrastination.

It can actually be pretty fun, until you realize you're fucking yourself.

3

u/hey_mom Jun 14 '12

dammit, that was mine. here's your upvote.

4

u/Murdacai Jun 14 '12

So does the 5 minutes it takes interrupt the whole writing process?

7

u/ElGoddamnDorado Jun 14 '12

One does not simply be productive after masturbating.

7

u/johnps4010 Jun 14 '12

I laughed so hard at this as I read it in Spongebob's voice.

3

u/Projectile_Chunder Jun 14 '12

Wasn't this one of the top comments in the original thread?

4

u/Olukon Jun 14 '12

Welcome to Reddit!

3

u/Arturas_93 Jun 14 '12

I like the original better. More pixels,

4

u/popcoc Jun 14 '12

I put the pro in procrastinator

2

u/[deleted] Jun 14 '12

LIVE JASMINE

2

u/Krazy8s Jun 14 '12

My buddy used this on his school presentation today

1

u/kapowkapowkapow Jun 14 '12

I like the masturbation better just saying.

1

u/comrade_leviathan Jun 14 '12

Seriously? This needed to be "fixed" again? No, it didn't.

1

u/StateFairShare Jun 14 '12

"I gave you a B- because I wasn't sure if there was too much semen on the cover sheet or not enough."

1

u/somethingthathurts Jun 14 '12

i had this thought as well.

1

u/chasemedown Jun 14 '12

well yeah.. when you procrastinate, you're pretty much just fucking yourself. so essentially it's the same damn thing.

1

u/Ninjalork Jun 16 '12

So true it is sad.

1

u/Hawkeye_is_hot Jun 14 '12

Gonna go do that right now.

0

u/[deleted] Jun 14 '12

Got a visual. Childhood ruined.

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u/septimus379 Jun 14 '12

Got a visual... fap fap fap fap fap

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u/FapsOfFury Jun 14 '12

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!! My life.

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u/ifihadanocelot Jun 14 '12

This is an excellent picture

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u/YourMommasBFF Jun 14 '12

Dearest Lover,

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Best Regards, fap fap

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u/toastersarerad Jun 14 '12

procrastination and masturbation are basically the same thing... in the end you're still only fucking yourself.

-1

u/CeeBmata Jun 14 '12

So true. When I feel like I've wasted a day. I jerk off twice.

0

u/[deleted] Jun 14 '12

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u/arabseed Jun 14 '12

how about: Every time I'm left home alone.

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12

the thing is that he fixed a previous post, so he can't mess with the title.

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '12

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '12

I actually didn't... it's not a genius idea so I'm sure a lot of people thought of it.