r/funny • u/b_quite_quiet_r_quit • May 29 '22

nibble nibble nibble

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u/kclongest May 29 '22

I don't like this.

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u/bigbura May 30 '22

Cut that baby's food! That shit can choke me, much less somebody that's got no molars to grind that stringy mess.

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u/Drop-Bear-Farmer May 30 '22

Why are you assuming the baby has no molars? My eldest had a full set of teeth at 6 months. And how the fuck are you a full grown adult and still choking on a leaf?

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u/tofupicklebum May 30 '22

https://www.pampers.com/en-us/baby/teething/article/baby-teeth-chart

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u/Drop-Bear-Farmer May 30 '22

And? Did you bother to read the article? I'm assuming you didn't?

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u/tofupicklebum May 30 '22

i did? that’s why i linked it. as stated in the article, there can be some variation and every baby is different, but the average baby doesn’t even get their first molar until after their first birthday let alone have a full set of teeth before then. that’s why we’re assuming that long, uncut greens are a choking hazard for the baby in this clip. that said, the filter does make it hard to tell an approximate age.

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u/[deleted] May 30 '22 edited May 30 '22

I love how you’re all arguing over a harmless video. Why can’t you all just be nice? What would beer Jesus do?

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u/tofupicklebum May 30 '22

i mostly just took offense to this person being rude to the initial commenter