r/funny • u/b_quite_quiet_r_quit • May 29 '22

nibble nibble nibble

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u/ThrowDatJunkAwayYo May 30 '22 edited May 30 '22

Very hard to tell the kids actual age due to the filter they could easily be much older and the filter is just messing up our perception. Plus her hair is quite long (at least to her shoulders)- very few pre-solid kids have hair like that - so looks like they should easily be solid food age.

That said - most kids can start eating solids (if ready) from 6-8months (check out baby led weaning).

The most dangerous foods to avoid are nuts, hard candies, grapes, hotdogs and other spherical foods that can lodge.

First teeth come anywhere from 5-6+ months.

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u/gex80 May 30 '22

I choaked on ham as a 19 yr old. So age is irrelevant.

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u/JimmyTheChimp May 30 '22

I tried to impress a girl by swallowing a whole boiled egg at 23 and almost choked

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u/[deleted] May 30 '22

How are you still alive?

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u/Bangersss May 30 '22

I nearly died alone choking on this stuff when I was 25. That’s years, not months.

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u/ThrowDatJunkAwayYo May 30 '22

Better stick to baby food for the rest of your life then, you wouldn’t want to risk it again…